Wednesday, March 25th 2009

Chicken Cutlets Is So Modest!

International supermodel and recluse Phoebe Price was trying to have a quiet lunch of charred cutlets and gizzard cubes when the paparazzi ambushed her! Can't they just leave her alone?! There's a Kardashian whore out there begging to have a camera shoved up her twat while the always-shy PP is trying to have a private moment to herself. She never asked for this life of fame! She just wants to continue her career of modeling with inanimate objects on street corners and making hats out of dead astro-bats. But if you insist....

The paps also begged PP to show them her latest editiorial spread in Vogue Kuwait. Okay, it was Life & Style, but that's pretty much the same thing.

Posted by: Michael K


SICKITTEN's picture

PP is actually kind of cute...I know she has this whole this is my look thing going on, but she always takes it too far!! Too many accessories & way too much make up..Why the hat AND the earrings?? Why the oversized earrings AND the gigantic doorknob ring?? Why the dangly vest AND the busy printed dress?? The sunglasses too, its all just tacky overkill.

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Move on Mk. Please. No more plain jane posts. Find another. You waste space and lose cred with this one.

SICKITTEN's picture

Enough with this plain Jane, already. The joke is over. Find another delusion skank in animal form so we can enjoy the post.

MK, lose this loser. Move on.

riverchic's picture

This skank is so fucking retarded. I wish I could be everywhere she is so I could fuck up her photo ops. A poodle shiting on the sidewalk is more interesting than she is...

annenyc's picture

Please note that Ms. Price IS wearing a purple Hermes bracelet. You know, as I type this I realize that she is probably reading all this stuff. How weird.

"All of us are lying in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars."
-Oscar Wilde

annenyc's picture

I love the TexnDoc comment that maybe the recession has hit PP b/c she's now being photo'd at yogurt shops instead of The Ivy! Perfect...

"All of us are lying in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars."
-Oscar Wilde

Again! The freaking posing with inanimate objects. WTF???? No. Seriously. WTF????

Why is she covering up so much of herself with hat, glasses, hair? She should just add those wax lips back and we won't be able to see any of her.

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TexnDoc's picture

I'm worried she's photographed more at yoghurt shops these days rather than at The Ivy. Quite worried. Maybe this recession is real after all.

kitty1's picture

"charred cutlets and gizzard cubes" you kill me, MK

tojo's picture

All she had to do was get herself impregnated with 8 bebbehs and she would have made immediate headlines...

See, at least she isn't THAT desperate!!

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Manimal5's picture

It looks as though Pheobe has yet another pic for her resume.

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moosh's picture

I smell desperation...

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blaaaake's picture

I can't hate this bitch because she's so ridiculous. she will never be famous for real so she's the crazy person that kills someone to get on the cover of People magazine.

DeeDee's picture

PP kinda looks like Dumb Donald from Fat Albert.

And surprisingly, she's always alone..

DR.FUNK's picture

Is that Cuvee' on Robertson?

Stock Broker's picture

Her earrings remind me of a science project I did in 3rd grade about the solar system and rings of Saturn.

LuLu Fitz's picture

I don't get the fascination with this skeleton.

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spotted beast

CRAZY's picture

@Jazzfish

You could be on to something!!!!

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angel_i's picture

Speaking of earrings...altho this is totally off-topic...what a laugh on ANTM - one girl was asked to remove her trashtastic earrings and then i saw those earrings on some other girl in her pic from the shoot. I'm DYING to know if girl number 1 stole them!

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Morrissey's picture

Please, those earrings. :(

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Bondagebarbie's picture

Me no like her..she is like such a non celebrity she is off the alphabet...what's below Zlisted?

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Submitted by CRAZY on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 10:37am.
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Thanks CRAZY. She seems to work for 2 years, then disappear for 3 years. Does this mean she is about to disappear again, not to reappear until 2012. Could this be linked to the Mayan prophesies about the end of the world???

Mabel Hodges's picture

I think PP is actually pretty funny.

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gia's picture

PP is actually kind of cute...I know she has this whole this is my look thing going on, but she always takes it too far!! Too many accessories & way too much make up..Why the hat AND the earrings?? Why the oversized earrings AND the gigantic doorknob ring?? Why the dangly vest AND the busy printed dress?? The sunglasses too, its all just tacky overkill.

Hysteria's picture

Vogue Kuwait. hahaa! i was totally believing that

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Hysteria's picture

pp is persistent.

if she ever actually needs to make money, i might suggest sales, perhaps mary-kay or watkins

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LOVE ANDERSON's picture

I am not believing for a second she paid for that iced beverage, they just let her pose with it.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

The reason she's always in those "Who Wore It Best?" and "Double/Triple Take" spots is she doesn't actually buy any new dresses. They're all used loaners or from vintage shops.

twiddlebug1's picture

i was watching the show CATS 101 on animal planet the other day and there is this pet groomer that saves the fur from your animal's grooming and she will turn their fur into yarn and make a purse or hat from the fur.

MY POINT: chicken cutlets looks like she is wearing hat made from pussay fur.

Green Is Good's picture

Whose Grandma's attic did PP steal this scary outfit from?

It looks like the 60's and/or 70's threw up all over her.

Nanners's picture

Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 10:33am.
That's a lovely understated ring you are wearing there Phoeb's!
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i am afraid you all gotta face it - miss price IS very very pretty. that pic of her smiling is about as pretty as a girl needs to be.

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MayWest69's picture

why is she famous again?

CRAZY's picture

I had to look this bitch up!!!! This is her credits to acting!!! Can just I say WOW and why hasn't she one an Oscar yet????

Filmography
Jump to filmography as: Actress, Self
Actress:
In Production
2000s
1990s
In My Sleep (2009) (post-production) .... X Girlfriend

A Motor Lodge Rub (2009) .... Shelly Mills
Strawberries for the Homeless (2008) .... Fressa
The Junkyard Willie Movie: Lost in Transit (2008) (V) .... Crissy
"Shoot Me! 2" (2005) TV series .... Designer
Survival of the Fittest (2005/II) .... Vicky Vuillon
The Horse Trader (2004) .... Walter's Wife
"Arli$$" .... Photographer (1 episode, 2001)
- Like No Business I Know (2001) TV episode .... Photographer
"Wilder Days" (2000) TV series .... Nurse Red (unknown episodes)

"The X Files" .... Marie - Customer with Car (1 episode, 1993)
... aka The X-Files (USA)
- Pilot (1993) TV episode (uncredited) .... Marie - Customer with Car

Self:
"In the Mix" .... Guest (1 episode, 2006)
... aka In the Cutz (USA: new title)
- Leachman Passes a Milestone/Golf/Stuff Style & Jules Verne Gets the Star Treatment (2006) TV episode .... Guest

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Clarisse's picture

That's a lovely understated ring you are wearing there Phoeb's!

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Master Blaster's picture

Despite these tough economic times, if I ever ran into PP on the street I would gladly put a dollar in her coffee cup.

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Submitted by RecessVillain on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 10:26am.

PP sells maps to her own house, thank you very much!

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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!

She ordered a fruit dish and iced tea? That's a first. Who paid? I hope she dint bolt.

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Submitted by Nanners on Wed, 03/25/2009

I asked the guy selling maps to the stars homes "Is Phoebe Price on here?"
with out missing a beat he said "WHO?"
I laughed my ass off.

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snowpiece's picture

OMG that hat!
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Snarkley's picture

Phoebe, when the Reggae artists decided to donate their hair, they did NOT expect you to make a hat out of it.

Ever heard that this one appeared on the hot hook-up club ===" AffluentMeet.com "=== for wealthy singles to hook up for Love and Sexy dating?

Miss Thang's picture

Vogue Kuwait. LMAO. You wrong, MK!

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Jill-The-Ripper's picture

I admit to starting to enjoy PP's antics ever since her "lips" pix.
She obviously has a good sense of humor.
Can't help but like that.

mutlee's picture

Such sad poultry.

Albatross's picture

"International supermodel and recluse" - I don't which part of that is funnier. :D

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