Wednesday, March 25th 2009

Prince Harry Covers Up The Ginge To Party With That Skank Chelsy!

What has become of my beloved Prince Hot Ginge? Is he skankmatized? Why else would he cover up his glorious field of flames in order to party with that busted saffron-colored tramp Chelsy Davy! The Daily Mail says that after 2 beautiful months apart, Chelsy is once again risking third-degree burns by riding Hot Ginge's firerod. Noooooooooooo!!! A

On Friday night, Hot Ginge and Chelsy got gross in front of everyone at a party in South London. What's even more hurtful is that Hot Ginge wore a Kim Zolciak-approved busted wig so that he wouldn't be recognized. And it worked. Some source-type said, "It's a bit of an anything goes sort of place - but the fact that people kept on going up to Chelsy to ask about Harry with him standing right next to her was absolutely hilarious. Unbelievably, though, they just didn't notice him at all."

That's because they were on massive amounts of drugs and the crack bugs fed on their brains. Prince Hot Ginge could cover it up with a Woz and I'd still smell the flames from miles away. I'm shocked the wig didn't explode, because it couldn't contain the ginge. You can't stop the ginge!

As for Chelsy, I'm sure she's a lovely girl who spends her free time nursing orphan puppies, but she's playing with fire! Bitch better keep the fire department on notice, because one day Hot Ginge's Firestarter dick is going to burn her ass! She can't handle it. Only a bitch like me could fuck with that shit. I'm already used to feeling an intense burning sensation in my ass.

Posted by: Michael K


gia's picture

Why do they all date such ugly girls?? They are princes & they are both decent looking, so I dont get it...Shouldnt they be dating gorgeous models or something? It isnt even like this skank is all proper & shit...

I think the wife of a prince usually would be considered a princess. But the usage varies over time and country. The most obvious definition is the daughter of a king or queen. However, I have a couple princesses in my family and the only thing royal about me is my Canadian whisky.

It's obvious who he bought his wig from:

http://dlisted.com/node/30807

walker's picture

LOL LOL LOL YEAH! "classy girl." Well classier than this ho and Camilla. So yeah "classy."

i can't stop laughing at how you say "skankmatized" when the word you are working with is "hyNOtized". then again, i think "dickmatized" is the epitome of brilliance. i'm a little torn.

MrPossumsMama's picture

So funny - I came here to say that he is turning into his father. And I really believed he was that other dude's son - cuz he looked like him.
He seeems to have hit an age where his face is gonna widen out, and he's gonna become hypoteloric just like Charles.
So much for hot Ginge, MK. And Wills is already going bald.
Next..........

NotsoAnonymous's picture

I thought it was just me... even before i looked at any of the comments, i finally came to the conclusion that harry is definitely charles' son.

And here I thought Harry was definitely James Hewitt's son. I didn't think he looked like Chuckles at all.

Either way, I think it should be international law that Harry pose nude and hard for us. It would be an inspiration during these dark days.

Lucy Goosey's picture

Silly young man with clearly nothing to contribute to society except tabloid fodder.

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Submitted by MarkyMark7 on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 12:58pm.

Agreed. Exactly Prince Charles with red hair.

Am I the only one who thinks Ginge is a dead ringer for Rojo Caliente????

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Morrissey's picture

lol @ walker: "classy girl"? LOL LOL LOL LOL

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He's definitely Charles' kid. He looks more and more like him everyday. He's looks like a gentleman here.

pistolwhipt's picture

HAWT as all Fuck!

"Bitch, Get out of here! You spilled my Skittles!"

Stoney's picture

I may not be up and up on my royal titles, but I don't think she'll be a princess even if she marries this tard. She'll still just be duchess or a lady of some shit I think.

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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 12:43pm.

ITA. I wonder if she's related to Posh Beckham. Same nose for rooting out the gold.

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Ha! I always though that, too!

MarkyMark7's picture

I swear he's unexpectedly looking more and more like his father as he gets older. Which would be a huge relief in some circles.

walker's picture

I don't think she has a chance to be his wife and become a respectable member of the Royal family. But then their dad did marry Camilla. William is the only one that has the classy girl.

putas's picture

HA HA Hekki. She does.

And she has a little piggy nose. I saw a few photos of her smiling and just - not cute.

DeeDee's picture

So it's one of thoooooose relationships: break-up and get back together like eleventy-thousand times.

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Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 12:39pm.
Chelsea's nose was bred for sniffing out truffles.

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ITA. I wonder if she's related to Posh Beckham. Same nose for rooting out the gold.

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blaaaake's picture

agreed

Green Is Good's picture

Chelsea's nose was bred for sniffing out truffles.

Clarisse's picture

Cripes! He does look like Charlie in his pic!

Oh well...still Prince Hot Gingie!

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Submitted by A Very Hot Pussy on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 12:19pm.
Why do I get this feeling that Prince Hot Ginge will get caught bangin some hot chocolate porn star named Chiquita? He just seems the type.
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It runs in the family...Prince Andrew & Koo Stark.

(edit: I liked that movie Momus!)

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she wants to be a Princess, she'll take him back.

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Damn, he is looking just like Charles here. Something about those boys, their looks start to go pretty early on.

Shame. He's the only redheaded male I've ever found even mildly attractive.

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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 12:33pm.
Submitted by A Very Hot Pussy: "Why do I get this feeling that Prince Hot Ginge will get caught bangin some hot chocolate porn star named Chiquita? He just seems the type.."

Tee hee hee. A TRANNY hot chocolate porn star...

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With a veddy posh accent ... and baritone voice ... named Lola ... who wears "Kinky Boots".

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Hmmm. It's pretty clear that it's the ginge that makes him hot. Now? Not so much.

The girl is bland as crap.

Hekki's picture

Submitted by A Very Hot Pussy: "Why do I get this feeling that Prince Hot Ginge will get caught bangin some hot chocolate porn star named Chiquita? He just seems the type.."

Tee hee hee. A TRANNY hot chocolate porn star...

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....I too have that intense burning sensation in my ass....I call it family...
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lynniepoo's picture

Harry's losing the looks fast. There was a time there where he was clearly the better looking brother. His partying ways are catching up with him and it shows.

Stock Broker's picture

What a LOSER...referring to both of them.

He's a spoiled bigot and she's medical waste.

Stoney's picture

Nice coke face on the whore.

A Very Hot Pussy's picture

I guess the fact that Prince Hot Ginger looks more like Charles than I ever hoped will kill the rumors that he is not Charles' spawn!

Anywhore, Harry is way hotter!!

Why do I get this feeling that Prince Hot Ginge will get caught bangin some hot chocolate porn star named Chiquita? He just seems the type..

Momus the Sarcastic's picture

He's definitely his father's son.

Same eyes, same nose, same taste in women.

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Hysteria's picture

if anyone ever doubts he is prince charles' son, just look at that shnoze and those close-set eyes.

he is royal horsey thru and thru

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suze's picture

Urgh - sorry to say but Harry's losing the looks.

This picture proves he's gonna be looking like his Dad before too long.

I knew this would happen.

Damn in-breeding.

Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.

CRAZY's picture

Slow day MK?

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Morrissey's picture

He looks like Charles in this shot.
Surprising.

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Ohyeah's picture

Too funny. So people really only recognize a prince because of his hair?
(Or in Williams case his lack of hair?)

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bitchette's picture

why isn't she pregnant yet?

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Hekki's picture

She looks like one of the little cum dumpsters from "Girls Gone Wild".

ricki lake's picture

This bitch is nowhere near hot enough for my Harry. Ugh.