Open Post: Hosted By "She's A Talker"
This video from 1993 by Neil Goldberg features a million gay dudes brushing their cats while saying "She's a talker." This is my future. In ten years, I'll be sitting on my fur-covered futon, with my hair parted in the middle, a tank top on my body and a hairy pussy in my lap. I'll brush her and say that line over and over again. But when I say it, I'll mean it, because I would have officially lost it and truly believe my cat was talking too much. Yup, that's what most of my life is going to look like. Hey, what's my future is Aniston's present!
And whores don't only do this with cats. They do this with babies too! They love to say this shit whenever their baby cries or makes some kind of coo sound. I've witnessed this a million times. I'm still waiting for the day a baby answers back with, "Shut the fuck up! I wasn't talking, you dumb bitch!'
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Whosoever is concerned in personalizing a Diva to world the way that rocks the stars may need to give ears to what she says first to liberate her in the best direction. What if there is an easier approach to things what a Bull dog has forgotton to see initially ? All said well done before, gays go together and no one needs a guy with big shoe size but no dick !?
Your Max has such beautiful markings and intense dark eyes. I have never seen such a handsome rabbit before. Don't tell him, though; he'll probably get a big head.
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Our mom used to say this about us kids. Afraid to say how hot we were or we'd get big heads. Didn't work on me. Society had other plans for me.
what can we do in this crisis finance time? make more fun, and talk with more good friends. you can meet many rich people and good guys inculding some celebrities on ___classymingle.com ___ where amazing happen~~~
Hey sluts, I hopped back to check da thread, but now I gotta go cuz the johnster and I have a hot date with the GROCERY STORE! (btw yeah I know I abuse the caps but I was doin it before Kanye so whatev! Here on Dlisted it's all I got for emphasis - he's too stupid to use basic word format for italics and whatnot. Tard)
I actually love going to the grocery store with da boy. Is that gross? Pfft. I don't care if it is. I likey food. And the boy. Together, bliss.
I just recently bought us a crock pot at Big Lots ($24 for a Rival, not bad - love BL) and we're gonna go get a big ol' ROAST to throw in it! Mmmm, add some red wine, potatoes, carrots, shallots, let it cook all day til it gets all melt-in-your-mouthy...>shudder< ok I'm drooling onto the keyboard now. Gotta go!
>MUAH
Momus,
LOL! Max loves to be told he's a beauty!!!
He already has a big head! You should see the look he gets in his eyes when I gush "You are soooo handsome!". (cuz he knows I am going to pet him and stuff! Damn me.)
Maximus is actually a "mutt" like his girlfriend. There are some stunning rabbit breeds out there *coff*lionhead*coff*! I always prefer mutts though.
Zappy,
I was "allowed" to play the video games too, until I could beat him at them, then I was persona non grata!
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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 8:16pm.
Maxie is *knock on wood cuz he's an old man* good! Living the life of Riley!
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I always thought that rabbits were either white with pink eyes or grayish-brown with brown eyes.
Your Max has such beautiful markings and intense dark eyes. I have never seen such a handsome rabbit before. Don't tell him, though; he'll probably get a big head.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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LMAO @ Clarisse's brother
The puter game is fun too and spooky.
Alright kiddos...laundry is done and Maxie is shut down...time for Ghost Hunters!! TTFN!
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(I guess it's not like I Spy) :S lol
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 8:03pm.
Yes.
How's Max? I'm too lazy to look to see if you answered me earlier.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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@Island Girl
ἱππoϋ σκατὰ
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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MOMUS!!
Oh SHITE!!! Does it show you the way around that effin voodoo doll??? I found a way around it, but it seemed so random!! Or maybe I was a little buzzy...tee hee...
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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 7:53pm.
We are twinsies. You are brilliant.
"Sleepy Hollow" has a very interesting ending.
If you get stuck, fo to Gamezebo.com. The site has free walk-throughs of nearly all of the hidden object games.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 7:57pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 7:53pm.
Momus, I like to volo ludere mecum clita.
Did you learn that from a nun?
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Yes. HAHAHAHA!!!
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 7:53pm.
Momus, I like to volo ludere mecum clita.
Did you learn that from a nun?
@ Clarisse
Like 'I Spy'? Bought all those books for my kids and there is a puter game too. The I Spy Haunted House.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 7:50pm.
The male counterpart is a mentula.
Just in case you were wondering or care, I have a B.A. in Classics (Ancient Latin and Greek). Dirty words sound so much nicer in Latin
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fuck!
*staring at Engineer in Finances diploma. Tossing it out of the window*
I know financial advice comes in handy lately, but damn, the only dirty words i could throw in right now would be "recession, investing, bankrupcy".
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Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
Momus, I like to volo ludere mecum clita. :)
Momus,
If you were not so effin smart, I'd say we wuz twinzies!!!!
I am ADDICTED to those hidden object games!
This one is Mystery Legends - Sleepy Hollow
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i admit i'm a stupid whore but just try and imagine having to be actually jealous of Paraste. ??????????
ha ha when i said what momus told me he said "i swear, i didn't even touch her" hahahahha i heart him!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
Submitted by Zappy on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 7:48pm.
The male counterpart is a mentula.
Just in case you were wondering or care, I have a B.A. in Classics (Ancient Latin and Greek). Dirty words sound so much nicer in Latin.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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LMAO @ Her pudenda was very pretty LMAO
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 7:46pm.
I was waiting for the rinse cycle and playing a hidden objects game and there was a hidden object called a "diddler". No shit! Had to come and tell you wwwahores.....
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OOOOOH! OOOOH!
What game? I'm dying to know!
I love hidden object games. I have downloaded nearly seventy of them and have won all of them! I especially like the Mystery Case Files.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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ha ha momus is the BEST! i told him just what you said and he couldn't stop laughing. thanks mates, I don't know what i would have done without you! xoxoxoxo
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
LMAO @ Momus!
The word in Italian is puten hence the sauce called putenesca. The story behind that goes like this (In Italy) when a wife was screwing around all day with her boyfriend she didn't know what time it was and had to quickly make dinner for her husbands arrival. So puten meaning whore and the sauce is called putenesca. Someone told me that..
My boss calls me putenella. Sheer flattery I tell ya.
I like pudenda..not that I like it..the word the word..that's what I like..
I was waiting for the rinse cycle and playing a hidden objects game and there was a hidden object called a "diddler". No shit! Had to come and tell you wwwahores.....
Snowy,
Hotness, he's a man. He saw something shiny and fake and knew it's name. That's big news for a guy. You wouldn't be with someone that would actually think Parasite is attractive.
Like Farrah said...Next time he pulls that shit, go "Really! Omg! I just met Urkel!"
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 7:35pm.
i agree with Momus, but you have to be 100% sure that you will be able to keep your cool, ok? and throw in something funny, like "i freaked because dangerous biohazard cleaning is expensive". You have to stop playing his game and make him play yours. If you keep your cool, you will show him you're NOT the one acting like a damn child.
@ Zappy: i like to keep it klassy. Nothing says "regards!" like a good kick to the nuts!
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Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
@Zap
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pudenda
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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LMAO @ Momus. eww I can just imagine her talking to him in that little baby voice. Ugh he likes skinny white blondies that try to act all snooty, that's why he likes me, LMAO!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
@ Mom
That's a puten eh?
Submitted by Zappy on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 7:33pm.
Glad to keep you amused. I almost called her a pudenda.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 7:35pm.
Call him and tell him that you are sorry for freaking out but that you were so worried that he would catch some disgusting disease just being near her.
He'll love it that you were worried about his health.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Farrah is soo freaking RIGHT ON THE $ that's why I love you babe, you cut to the chase. Do you think I need to apologize for freaking out like I did? Or is he waiting for me to call him and do so?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
LMAO @ Farrah
Good point about the pushing the buttons. Liked the kick him in the nuggets part too. Nice to add a little personal touch there.
LMAO @ Momus
...lmao @ harlot
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 7:26pm.
hi sweets!
ok, so the BF is HAWT and his major problem is that he's aware of that. Plus, he loooooooves to push your buttons. He knows how to, and for some reason he gets a kick out of that. Methinks he needs reassurance that you will still get jellis of other girls. Just keep your cool and when he calls with that lame "i met...." just reply "oh, really?" like you don't care. Ruin his power trip.
Oh, and kick him in the nuts when he gets home. Tell him "compliments of Farrah".
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Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 7:26pm.
Of course, you're not jealous. You're just fearful. After all, Gawd only knows what kind of loathsome disease your BF could contract by simply being in close proximity and sharing the same air supply as the disease-raddled harlot.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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LMAO @ snowp
THAT BITCH! She makes her way alll around the country and it is her duty to infiltrate every relationship ever.
If my husband ever met her he would gawk and go homina homina badeep badeep badeep boink oink..and stutter.
Zappy: I know and I doubt ~ really don't even think he would touch her, even if the impossible happened, he's very "moralistic" I just can't help being like WTF? How did Paris freaking Hilton come into my relationship, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
OMG my Farrah is here xoxoxoxox, I was just about to myspace you. I know I know, I'm not really jealous jealous, I'm just like WTF? how did my dlisted life which consists of mocking Paris converge with my real life? I always think he lies about these things then they turn out to be true, it was outside Barneys, he's always there.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
Well snowp..you must be HAWT too! stfu (in a nice way)...
She is a famewhore and she only wants people that can progress her *cough prostitution cough blowjob cough* career.
She doesn't want your BF..I promise. She is a player and she flits her herps around with a magic wand, so she won't even touch him. I promise.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 7:08pm.
Parasite in Jersey?
For some reason, i think the BF is bluffing.
And, dear L'ord, come on now! do you think he wants to spend the rest of his life scratching his privates desperately (which could get him fired from that job, that seems to be the ONE problem) or have a REAL, clean, disease free beautiful girl like you?
someone who's shoe size is not bigger than his own, btw.
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Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
Zappy: because he's HAWT LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
EEG : he's like a fucking child. LOL He's like "oooo Paris Hilton, she a famous person STARS IN MY EYES", it's one of my biggest issues with him which could only be understood by a fellow dlister. Anyway, I know I was being stupid but WTF, he was supposed to drive me home today and at the last minute he got a job (he drives a limo) and the economy is so bad that no one is taking cars so I was like ok, no problem, then he calls me up later to tell me "I was just talking to Paris Hilton!!' I wanted to throw up.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 7:16pm.
zappy; you better belive his ass is gonna be with me Friday night!
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LMAO! ...Tied to a lease with a muzzle and a choker.
So, why do you go out with that Sadist?
Hmmm...beats me!
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 7:15pm.
lack of skillz?! im sorry but she gives a mean blowjob in that vid. sp, set a bath w/ some bleach
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Celebrate Revenge Day: 3/26/97, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GE7oh315Rb0&feature=channel_page
Holy shit, Snowy. I dunno what to say! Keep breathing. Go break something if you need to.
Aw shit! I have all this extra-big bubble wrap packaging here at work - I wish I could give you some to stomp on.
I gotta go youse guys - time to head home (maybe I'll jump on there but might go grocery shopping).
ta!
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
snowp, she'll be so wrapped up in her own shit, in her own circle, there is no need to be upset.
zappy; you better belive his ass is gonna be with me Friday night!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
Snowy,
Srsly? Does he not know about her herp, feet, and lack of bedroom skillz demonstrated in the sex tape?
Holy shit.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.