Afternoon Crumbs

Ah, come on. Who hasn't flipped their bean on a plane? There's fuck all else to do.

Antonio Banderas is looking rough

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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Elvis Crespo is not gay either. Pfft. Not a fan.

HI, i heard he is always_ dating young girls on__classymingle.com___ i found his dating profile on that site.. i am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.

Submitted by Gaza Strip on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 4:53pm.
A dick without bush, is like a day without sunshine.

I totally agree. Waxed dude pubes are weird, which kind of ruins any potential for me to be egalitarian if a guy tries to demand I constantly keep mine shaved/whatever.

On a completely TMI note, I was smitten with the hair of my last boyfriend's Asian pubes. They were fun to play with. A nice textural change from curly ones.

That Guanabee post cracked me up.

Backup singers: (Suave!)

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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 5:26pm.

oh, Hekki. You just broke my heart. Out of all people, you? I've always considered you to be too much of a classy lady to think like that, but well, except for the word, your post was pretty respectful. I hate that word, i have been called that so many times, even tho i'm 5'7", blond and i'm half Israeli half Scottish, just the fact that i speak Spanish made some people believe they were entitled to tell me to "go home" and shit like that. Funny, cause i was born in Maryland. I AM home.
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Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..

chica robotica:

Bethenny's boyfriend in season 1 was Jason someone. I think Kevin is from before the show.

Elvis looks a little like he has Down's Syndrome, no?
And what an ass! It was a Houston to Miami flight, for crissakes! What's that, an hour in the air and he couldn't keep it in his pants?

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

PS. Who was Bethany's boyfriend in season 1? That wasn't Kevin Mazur, was it?

Hekki -- Is it bc he looks like his whole head/hair area just solidified from a wet crystalline/plastic mix? Anyway, I think he's Puerto Rican so he wouldn't qualify as a wet back. Not saying that would prevent him from playing one on tv...

Oh my god, I am SO going to get flamed for this, but the first thing that popped into my head when I saw this douche's photo was "wetback". Please don't hate me. I resisted the temptation to confess this on Dlisted, but every time I scroll by the photo, it shouts that horrible racial epithet at me.

Suavamente... oh, that does look like Matt LeBlanc... except it seems Elvis Crespo has always had a weird case of plastic face.

Is that Matt LeBlanc in the photo above?

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A dick without bush, is like a day without sunshine.

Submitted by SICKITTEN on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 4:06pm

did you try using Safari on the Mac?
wait.. it's NOT like you're missing out on anything. I hate that site.
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Submitted by SICKITTEN on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 4:09pm.

Yeah, cuz when a guy is planning on effin some girl's tits, the first thing he notices is a sculpted pair of eyebrows.

(Her nose is fug too.)

Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.

I don't go to Drunk Stepfather....that website kills my Mac all the time. I am glad some people had noticed too, I thought I was the only one.

The girl on drunken stepfather is far from a dog...shes quite cute I thought, kinda funny body shape, but shes not the worst looking girl. Shes also not a 20 year old Pam Anderson, but shes still cute.

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Falkor, really? Try this then, put your hands around her face blocking her hair or picture her wearing a ski hat without the hair. You'll get it, then. Her eyebrows could use some work. She'd be 50% better with a nice set of brows.

Drunken Stepfather f's up my PC. It also happened on a Mac 2 days ago
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switch to Firefox and download the no-script add-on. I haven't seen an ad (or an ass) in the longest time. *phew*
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Yeah on the PC it pops up a script window in IE but on Firefox on Mac it froze up anyway a few days ago.

My browser always freezes when I visit Drunken Stepfather. It's probably getting computer herpes there!
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lol...I was going to say the same thing! I hate going to that site...but maybe for some reason it was worse today??

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I didn't see this when I wrote that My PC and Mac get f'd up on that site.

Probably the reason there are so few comments on that site.

Don't go there.

The girl on drunken stepfather is far from a dog...shes quite cute I thought, kinda funny body shape, but shes not the worst looking girl. Shes also not a 20 year old Pam Anderson, but shes still cute.

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Submitted by SICKITTEN on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 3:57pm.

Drunken Stepfather f's up my PC. It also happened on a Mac 2 days ago
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switch to Firefox and download the no-script add-on. I haven't seen an ad (or an ass) in the longest time. *phew*
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Drunken Stepfather f's up my PC. It also happened on a Mac 2 days ago.

Yeah, that chick is busted but you can tell she thinks she is gorgeous because people will double take her only because of the bleached hair. She doesn't know this though.

Oh Elvis, how you disappoint!! Suavemente is one of my all time favorite latin songs to dance to, for shame Elvis, for shame.
I would of started screaming if I was the lady nevermind just telling on him. What a sick perverted degenerate. I will still keep on swaying and salsa-ing to your Suavamente though.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 2:53pm.

Exactly.

I was playing first base (sport not sexual) recently and the guy runner decided he had to spit (why? I'll never know because I never have to spit when I play but that's another story). Well, it was a windy day and yadda yadda yadda, Sue ends up with spit on her neck. I went absolutely batshit crazy on him.
When I paused to draw breath, the asshole actually says *It was an accident* - so I go to town on him again about how it doesn't take an Einstein to figure out which direction the wind is going to take his bodily fluids. Even after that he says *It's just spit* Really?? Let me enlighten you about spit you dickhead.

Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.

Submitted by ViVee on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 3:01pm.

Easy remedy - don't visit.

Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.

Benicio Del Torres, or even Del Torro, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP

Submitted by Stock Broker on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 3:09pm.

You're joking... right?

Will Farell must be devastated.

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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...

This is the 3rd year in a row Mariah turns 39yo...bitch is already in her 40s.

THAT ELVIS CRESPO POST WAS HILARIOUS!
However , he is a sick fuck.

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

Farley Brothers announced the casting of the "3 Stooges Movie":

Sean Penn = Larry
Jim Carrey = Curly
Benicio Del Torres = Moe

I f**king HATE Hollywood. The 3 Stooges was the last untouched classic from the old days and now its going to get f**ked up by these greedy asshats.

Who be that?

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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.

Sick, what IS that fucking thing?!

Submitted by paris herpes on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 3:00pm.
He looks like not only a self-toucher but a child toucher too.
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ITA. He's got Michael Jackson eyes!

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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!

Couldn't Elvis Crespo go to the bathroom to jerk it? Nasty fool.

Clarry: it seems the world is full of disgusting pigs!!!!
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"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP

Submitted by pomegranate on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 2:45pm.

I always feel dirty when I visit Drunken Stepfather!
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I hate visiting that site, boobs come out from every which way. UGH!!

He looks like not only a self-toucher but a child toucher too. Creepy! That Suavemente song is OLD!

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 2:55pm.
Submitted by pomegranate: "I always feel dirty when I visit Drunken Stepfather!"

My browser always freezes when I visit Drunken Stepfather. It's probably getting computer herpes there!
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lol...I was going to say the same thing! I hate going to that site...but maybe for some reason it was worse today??

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LOL, That Elvis Krisco story was hilarious! "Fuck peanuts, I want dees nuts!"

LMAO

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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK

Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 2:46pm.

Does that make him a member of the mile high club? Or just his member?
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Makes him a mile high schlub.

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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...

I found a great place """"" AffluentMeet.com"""""" It 's where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy :)

Submitted by pomegranate: "I always feel dirty when I visit Drunken Stepfather!"

My browser always freezes when I visit Drunken Stepfather. It's probably getting computer herpes there!

basement Baby is right now trying to decide if she wants kids or not, on Twitter....
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"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP

Snowy!!
That is the FIRST thing I thought when I read that story!!!

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Why do these people on planes with people in seats next to them jacking-off, exposing themselves or peeing/pooping think they have to sit there and think about things before standing on their own seat and going ape-shit at the top of their lungs?

HA! I like some of Elvis Crespo songs. Saw this on Telemundo just this morning.

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It came true. You're lookin' at it.

Maybe Carmen E's nip was throwing itself back,to not be out done by her head...

I dont have twitter
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

I thought that was Robin Williams' ex-wife, Marsha.

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