Attack Of The Clones
When Karina Smirnoff Ice came prancing out on Dancing with the Has-Beens last night with a head full of disco curls, I immediately got flashes of Gina Montana, the second hottest bitch in Scarface (next to The Pfeiff, of course).
The fact that Karina didn't scream "If I wanna fuck 'em, Tony, then I'll fuck 'em!" halfway through her number was kind of illegal. If you're going to take on hair like that, you have to own it. Lots of shoulder thrusting, lots of coke snorting and a ton of shouting. And you have to do all of that with a gun in your hand and your body draped in either sequins or satin. Karina needs to hit up Blockbuster (or did that shit go out of business yet?), study that shit and try again.
Here's Karina with that sexy beast known as Maksim at some TV Guide party last night along with some other whores. If you give an eff, they are in order: Simon Baker, Eva Longwhoria, my future no-no tickler, that slut Kelly Taylor, Christina Hendricks, busted teef lady and Roidy McRoidlips.
...'chu no' meng'!
I thought both of Jewels knees had stress fractures? Do they heal that fast?
Christina Hendricks is so bloody gorgeous!!
AHHH -Scarface-every Cuban worships at the altar of Tony Montana!!!
That Maksim is so obvious and thinks hes such hot shit,I prefer my men with brains.
Where are he and his skank girlfreind from again-Borats village-right?
Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio was in color of money and she made Tom Cruise look like a bad actor. Her and Paul Newman.
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cmamadoyes, sequin covered satin with guns blazing and blow up my nose and a dick up my...
Simon Baker is hot!
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Christina Hendricks is so damn sexy. I am jealous of her wonderful chi chis!
Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 11:06pm.
Ahhh! Gina Montana: You can't tell me what to do, Tony. No more. I am not a baby anymore. I'll do what I wanna do. I'll see whoever I wanna see. And if I wanna fuck 'em, Tony, then I'll fuck 'em!
Such great acting
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Ahhh! Gina Montana: You can't tell me what to do, Tony. No more. I am not a baby anymore. I'll do what I wanna do. I'll see whoever I wanna see. And if I wanna fuck 'em, Tony, then I'll fuck 'em!
Such great acting!
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
I voted ten times for Denise, just to keep Maks. Ugh. Dumb bitch has no rhythm.
Please tell me that hair is a joke or a wig!
Those aren't disco curls....that's the weird-ass wig that they make those little dancing bitches wear when they do the fake-ass Irish jig dancing.
Karina snatched that out of some Riverdance-wig-cemetary shit.
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SICKITTEN on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 7:50pm.
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Don't bother MK or any of you. Nothing to do with us here at DListed.
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Translation? Haaahaaaa I have no idea what you are saying.
Michael K, Look who is in Lisa R's top friends:
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Don't bother MK or any of you. Nothing to do with us here at DListed.
She always had a skanky way about her. No wonder her career fizzled.
Michael K, Look who is in Lisa R's top friends:
http://www.myspace.com/lisarinna
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I'm gonna need these dancing with the whores sluts to stop buying their busted ass extra fake weaves at Sally Beauty's Supply..I'm sure ABC has a better wardrobe budget than that sh**..invest in some real, human, "Beyonce" weave, please.
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Submitted by mike on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 6:09pm
that clears up everything... or maybe they are twins! *gasp*
TITS,
I like your tank. Can you make it a color? Maybe magenta or gold?
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Is that Simon Baker? I thought so at first then said , no the nose is all wrong!
"Does anyone else smell astroglide?"
'Stewie' on 'Family Guy'
I didn't know Roidy was a Kabalalalalalalabist
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
She was GREAT in 'Scarface'. You are one of a kind MK, everyone who I turn on to dlisted becomes addicted very quickly. You are the Crackie of Gossip, and shit a person needs to know about. Like breaking news.
"Does anyone else smell astroglide?"
'Stewie' on 'Family Guy'
Honestly, I hate dancing shows and singing shows. I prefer to just watch professionals like we ALL used to do in the olden days.
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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 5:42pm.
Shit - is that Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio?
(I never saw Scarface! >gasp<)
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bwahahahaha @ Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio.
so you've never seen Scarface?
REBENGAAAAAAAA!!!!
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Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
I agree with Jim. I tried watching that mess(DWTS) and it was so boring, but then I think most reality tv is boring.
Submitted by xerquina on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 6:02pm.
are jim and charles manson one in the same.
No. Jim started commenting first. Though they have similar take on things, Charles Manson is generally more prolix.
I thought that was Amy Irving at first. both of them.
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Submitted by zomay on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 5:33pm.
Don't attack me!!! I kind of like Lisa R's dress.
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psst me too. mind you, it'd look better on me. :D
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
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are jim and charles manson one in the same.
Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 5:32pm.
---Are you into 'watersports' by any chance or scat?
WHO ARE THESE FUCKING PEOPLE AND WHAT IS THE ATTRACTION OF WATCHING LOSERS DANCE AND TALKING ABOUT IT...FUCK GO OUTSIDE LAZY FUCKS AND DRINK!!
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You are needed in the 'where the wild things are' post.
WHO ARE THESE FUCKING PEOPLE AND WHAT IS THE ATTRACTION OF WATCHING LOSERS DANCE AND TALKING ABOUT IT...FUCK GO OUTSIDE LAZY FUCKS AND DRINK!!
No one is Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio (not even she is). Smirnoff girl looks like Raggedy Ann on a bad day :S
Simon baker and that hendrix chick are the hotness
How does MK remember this shit? I call shenanigans. He has twelve keepers - errrr -secretaries digging up tidbits for him.
Alas, Blockbuster has not yet gone under, MK. Don't worry, though, as I'll add another pin to my corporate voodoo doll tonight.
<"(I never saw Scarface! >gasp<)">
Then you've missed the best line after Tony shoots a jerk dead in the face: "Joo stupid fuch! Jus look at joo now!"
I don't know who this person is, but she needs to be told that ringlets are not back in fashion; nor are there any plans to bring them back.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
Shit - is that Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio?
(I never saw Scarface! >gasp<)
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
Fucking hell. Rob Pattinson's chin, Paris's nose, JLo's eyes from her Fly Girls days all topped off with a wig Vivica Fox wouldn't flip the bird to.
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He's a superhuman moron...
Simon Baker is a hot piece, even though he has seriously wonky eyes. He is also a great actor on the mentalist.
Karina's wig/hair reminds me of Raggedy Ann's yarn hair.
I hope I can be a cinderella of someone. My friend recommend me a millionaire dating site **** AffluentMeet.com *** where I can meet millionaires. It's really a hot place and just for millionaires or admires.
Don't attack me!!! I kind of like Lisa R's dress.
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<"The fact that Karina didn't scream "If I wanna fuck 'em, Tony, then I'll fuck 'em!" halfway through her number was kind of illegal.">
Ha! Like in the movie, a line best shouted dragged by those curls off your knees out of a stall in the men's room.
Memo to MK: If you're gonna post a pic of this hendricks lady...WE WANT TITS!!!!!
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My goodness, Simon Baker is one good looking dude.
Lisa Rinna would be so gorgeous if she would leave her lips alone! God!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK