How Did This Happen Exactly?
Did The Farrelly Brothers spend a weekend freebasing the wrong shit in a Tijuana motel room while casting The Three Stooges movie?! Because I'm trying to wrap all my body parts around this mess and it's still not computing. Control + Alt + Try again. I mean, Sean Penn as Larry, Benicio Del Toro as Moe and Jim Carrey as Curly? It looks like we've got all the ingredients for a big fat bowl of FAIL.
I could kind of see this if it was going to be some kind of dramatic biopic about their lives, but Variety says it's all comedy. The Farrelly Brothers will start shooting this when they finish the soon-to-be epic masterpiece Walter the Farting Dog with the Jonas Brothers. Fuck, the farting dog and two of the Jonas twinks would make more sense as The Three Stooges.
Jim Carrey will leave his fat suit in the car, because he's planning on adding 40 pounds of 100% chunk to his body before filming. He should just follow Kirstie Alley around for a couple of days. Kristie has Bisquick batter coming out of her shower head. He'd be Fat Fuck Jim in no time.
Does Sean even have the funny in his system anymore? I think the coke particles desecrated that shit a while ago.
I hope that in the new version, Moe is just getting back from a decade long sabbatical where he somehow magically turned into a Puerto Rican dude with permanent hangover face.
And you know Blohan is fuming over this! This is the project Sean promised they would do with Seth Rogen. Again, those three twats would make more sense than this cast.
Kijani:
Seriously?
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This movie will be hillarious and the cast is brilliant...whatever the Farrelly Brothers were smoking is something that they should continue to smoke....
the biggest fuck you you can give to the Hollywood studios for putting out al this crap is not supporting their efforts...don't go see this crap or rent/buy the DVD...that is the more powerful message you can send.
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Sean Penn as a stooge? Art imitating life.
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If Sean Penn can be a comedian at this point in his career, he's a better actor than I thought. Seems very unlikely.
FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD!
Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 6:51am.
Woooo Woooo Wooo Woooo Wooo
~ That's Good Mornin' in Three Spooges Speak!
Good mornin' Zappy- I'm just crawlin' out now at 8:15 CA time.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
i am all with everyone who is against this project. i LOVE the stooges. why the hell does it seem like EVERYTHING that has been great has to get trashed? the jerk too, blues brothers2000, dumb & dumberer- so many it makes my head spin.
and now we get this shit!
i like jim carrey and del torro but not as stooges. there will only be the originals (all 4 of 'em)
they should just leave sean penn in it and call it The Stooge.
you've just been violated!
The Stooges are indeed sacred. This will be a fuck up of epic proportions.
three stooges MOVIE?!?!?! AARRGGGHH!! what in the fuckin hell is wrong with hollywood!?!?!
DO NOT TOUCH THE STOOGES!!!
one of the best comedic acts of all times... Leave the Stooges alooooooooooooone!!!!!
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Aaaall aboard the Fail Boat!
Barney Fwank, Chris Dodd, Tim Geitner?
Those are today's three stooges.
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I'm shocked they didn't throw Adam Sandler into this shitstorm of a movie. It would be like...oh, look...it's Adam Sandler and Jim Carrey making funny faces in a movie...again.
So now I guess it's just Jim Carrey making funny faces in a movie...again.
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You couldn't pay me enough money to go see that mess. Jim Carrey is annoying enough without watching him ham his way through 3 stooges shtick.
This really has me thinking about the Three Stooges. I'm 45 (and 1/2)and from Boston originally. When I was a kid, The Three Stooges were just HUGE. Everyone loved them and watched them and they were funny as shit. Every Saturday morning on channel 38 in Boston. I think it was something about the time back then, because when I watch it now, I think WTF? I still laugh sort of out of nostalgia, but I can see younger people than me not thinking it is funny. It's kind of hard to explain.
All I know is that I've had a lifelong nickname of Mo and so many people mispell it because of the Three Stooges. Moe is man, goddamnit!
nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.....
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~ That's Good Mornin' in Three Spooges Speak!
I'd like to be in that movie so I could hit Penn in the face with something. :)
They seem perfect for it to me. The problem they may run into is that the original 3 stooges weren't funny - maybe it is going to be a sad movie.
No Jim!! Don't lose your hot bod! Choose the fatsuit instead! The FAT SUIT!!
PS the only reason for this i can imagine is he's trying to finally get that oscar. Usually it helps to get fat, or ugly, or have explicit sex scenes. He must be on a mission.
It's disappointing that Sam Raimi is not directing the Stooges movie..he is a hardcore Stooges lover!
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Submitted by NaNoop on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 11:37pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 11:31pm.
Can we throw a hungry tiger into the mix before production starts....*tying bib around tiger neck"...I mean, a good slap-stick mauling is ha-ha funny, ain't it?
You could poke they eyes and slap 'em upside the head, then throw them down the stairs n shit
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Just the thought of this idea makes me shudder. Why, you ask? Because it's 6 fucking degrees to 1983. Uncle wearing his zippered shirt, his thin leather tie, his parachute pants, and his Capizio's while talking 100 miles an hour due to extreme cocaine usage......and listening to the god awful song, "The Curly Shuffle"......
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 11:37pm.
Submitted by NaNoop on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 11:33pm.
Okay, instead I'm picturing 5 year old Wanda Sykes, with her current voice, yelling "you a motherfucker and ain't all that!" at Scrappy's first appearance. Then she calls Hong Kong Fooey a cocksucker.
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TV, you just cracked me up. I LOVES Wanda! She is one funny ass whore. I'm feeling all smiley now!
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by NaNoop on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 11:33pm.
Okay, instead I'm picturing 5 year old Wanda Sykes, with her current voice, yelling "you a motherfucker and ain't all that!" at Scrappy's first appearance. Then she calls Hong Kong Fooey a cocksucker.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 11:31pm.
Submitted by NaNoop on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 11:25pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 10:51pm.
Can we throw a hungry tiger into the mix before production starts....*tying bib around tiger neck"...I mean, a good slap-stick mauling is ha-ha funny, ain't it?
You could poke they eyes and slap 'em upside the head, then throw them down the stairs n shit
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
I was more of a "hell, shit, fuck, damn" kind of potty mouth.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
I have never understood why so many people like the Three Stooges. The bf loves them and I just don't get it so I really couldn't say whether this is a bad idea or not because anything having to do with this is a big fat bowl of fail to me.
Fat Fuck Jim - Awesome
Big fat bowl of FAIL - Awesomer
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 11:24pm.
Submitted by NaNoop on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 11:19pm.
I just pictured you, at the age of 5, yelling
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that!!” at Scrappy's first appearance.
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Well, I will confess: I had a bad case of trucker mouth when I was a kid. Used to cuss my head off. But I never did think to string my words like this. Damn! Missed a great oppurtunity to show off my skillz.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by NaNoop on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 11:25pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 10:51pm.
I'm in favor of anything that results in Peen and Carrey's being hit in the face with pies, boards, or crowbars.
Now that is a good way of looking at it...
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Can we throw a hungry tiger into the mix before production starts....*tying bib around tiger neck"...I mean, a good slap-stick mauling is ha-ha funny, ain't it?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Granted, the Stooges brand of humor was lowbrow with the slapstick stuff, but the dialogue was really really crafty. If you just *watch* it and don't really tune in to what they are also saying all along, I can see why some people just don't care for it. Then again, there will always be those who don't like something for whatever their reasons are. But me, I LOVES me some old skool Stooges, can't deny.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 10:51pm.
I'm in favor of anything that results in Peen and Carrey's being hit in the face with pies, boards, or crowbars.
Now that is a good way of looking at it...
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by NaNoop on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 11:19pm.
I just pictured you, at the age of 5, yelling
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that!!” at Scrappy's first appearance.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I hate 3 stooges. My ex father-in-law loved them & used to watched 24 hr. marathons on TV. It sucked. It made me want to drink. A lot.
TITS: "...somewhere in california, phoebe price just cocked her head like a dog hearing a cheese wrapper being opened."
OMFG!!! That is the funniest shit ever!
Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 9:04pm.
Submitted by NaNoop on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 7:16pm.
I'm a female and I LOVED the early Stooges! After Shemp they sucked, too old and not an ounce of chemistry.
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It's kinda like when they added Scrappy Doo to Scooby Doo. Fucked the whole show up! Fuckers, subjecting me to that annoying fuck.
You got THAT right!!!
Oooooh, I *HATE* dumb Scrappy! He bugs me so bad I wanna do baaad things to him... For some reason that dumb character really gets under my skin.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by Kp on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 11:16pm.
If anyone goes anywhere near Lucille Ball or I LOVE LUCY I will fucking cut some whores and piss in their wounds.
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Oh, it'll happen, as soon as they talk Lohan into cutting her hair short. She's naturally a redhead, she MUST be just as funny as Lucille Ball.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Kp on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 11:16pm.
If anyone goes anywhere near Lucille Ball or I LOVE LUCY I will fucking cut some whores
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...somewhere in california, phoebe price just cocked her head like a dog hearing a cheese wrapper being opened.
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"The Farrelly Brothers will start shooting this when they finish the soon-to-be epic masterpiece Walter the Farting Dog with the Jonas Brothers."
Really, what else is there to say?
Benicio, I am ashamed.
Dear Hollywood,
Please stop employing Jim Carrey, Will Ferrell and Jack Black. You're just encouraging them.
Sincerely,
Everyone whose sense of humor continued to develop after the age of 5.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Oh, my fucking God! The Three Stooges make Jerry Lewis look like the fucking "comedy genius" the French inexplicably think he is...and all of the above make me violent! ('cept the French...je t'aime...What? Those whores are tasty)...I LOATHE, LOATHE AND DESPISE The Three Stooges!!! I also cannot STAND Jim Carrey! The only time that whore was EVER funny was on "In Living Color"...Ok, and Sean Peen???? He's about as funny as watching your own grandma choke to death! How is that gonna work? Then again, the Three Stooges were to comedey what Sean Peen is to politics, so....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Wait... Didn't Licksey Lohan say Penn was tryin' to work with her on a new movie? I would laugh my ass off if this was it!
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I can totally see this dudes as the three stooges. I have always loved del toro after Fear & Loathing...
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 10:51pm.
I'm in favor of anything that results in Peen and Carrey's being hit in the face with pies, boards, or crowbars.
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Being in a comedy will be good for Sean Penn. He's such a joke. He thinks flying around on a plane with a third world dictator (Chavez) while frowning a pensive mask makes his opinion on world affairs legitimate. Every time he pulls that shit someone should take him aside and remind him, "Dude, lighten up. You played Spicolli."