How Did This Happen Exactly?
Did The Farrelly Brothers spend a weekend freebasing the wrong shit in a Tijuana motel room while casting The Three Stooges movie?! Because I'm trying to wrap all my body parts around this mess and it's still not computing. Control + Alt + Try again. I mean, Sean Penn as Larry, Benicio Del Toro as Moe and Jim Carrey as Curly? It looks like we've got all the ingredients for a big fat bowl of FAIL.
I could kind of see this if it was going to be some kind of dramatic biopic about their lives, but Variety says it's all comedy. The Farrelly Brothers will start shooting this when they finish the soon-to-be epic masterpiece Walter the Farting Dog with the Jonas Brothers. Fuck, the farting dog and two of the Jonas twinks would make more sense as The Three Stooges.
Jim Carrey will leave his fat suit in the car, because he's planning on adding 40 pounds of 100% chunk to his body before filming. He should just follow Kirstie Alley around for a couple of days. Kristie has Bisquick batter coming out of her shower head. He'd be Fat Fuck Jim in no time.
Does Sean even have the funny in his system anymore? I think the coke particles desecrated that shit a while ago.
I hope that in the new version, Moe is just getting back from a decade long sabbatical where he somehow magically turned into a Puerto Rican dude with permanent hangover face.
And you know Blohan is fuming over this! This is the project Sean promised they would do with Seth Rogen. Again, those three twats would make more sense than this cast.
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I'm in favor of anything that results in Peen and Carrey's being hit in the face with pies, boards, or crowbars.
Submitted by Paquita on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 10:32pm.
I understand they want to introduce the concept to a new generation but makes no sense when you can rent a dvd of the original series and enjoy quality tv.
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It's not about sharing the concept, it's about making money off someone else's idea, because they're incapable of having an original thought of their own.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 10:23pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 10:01pm.
Can we just stop making movies until someone has a good idea?
Haha, That might take years.
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I'll fucking wait.
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I understand they want to introduce the concept to a new generation but makes no sense when you can rent a dvd of the original series and enjoy quality tv.
That's all I've been doing lately, renting old movies, mostly with dustin hoffman, it was coincidence but thought it was funny.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 10:01pm.
Can we just stop making movies until someone has a good idea?
Haha, That might take years.
Now maybe a movie called Moe Larry and Shirley...might be interesting!
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Oh My Fucking God.
Let the Three Stoogies alone. My poor daddy, who died in 2003 Would be so pissed that they are fucking with the three stoogies.
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well with sean as Larry Fine, ( no relation ) and what's his face as Moe
I guess sean will do a 180 from milk cause in this film he'll be
'moe-phobic
really though it'd be much better as a biopic of the stooges sordid tooth and nail scratch up from vaudeville during the depression
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
Can we just stop making movies until someone has a good idea?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
How in the hell did they come up with the idea for these three to play the Three Stooges? I would have love to have been there the night they came up with this idea. It must of been a wild night in T.J.
Weirdest idea ever! Something I would come up with on acid.
Do you hear that sound? The sound of the real stooges spinning in their graves!
This has GOT to be a joke.
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Submitted by Deb on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 8:40pm.
my fav steve martin was the one with michael caine. dirty rotten scoundrels.
i loved when he peed at the table.
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Sean Penn and Benecio Del Toro, WTF is this a behind the scenes movie!!! Then that shit would work, Sean and Benecio are like the two unfunniest motherfuckers on earth.
I used to have to watch the Three Stooges every Subday because that is what my two brothers forced me to watch.
what can we do in this crisis finance time?
Oh hell no. Bitch, if you're gonna hop onto this American site and post that, at the very LEAST put that shit in proper sentence form.
Fucktard.
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 8:40pm.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 8:31pm
"Parenthood" was a sweet and charming movie. It just wasn't as laugh-out-loud funny as the "Jerk".
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Remember that part where grandma talked about the roller coaster? That shit is gold.
I also loved this movie because, as far as I know, it was the first time anyone had spoken this sentiment in film (one which I know most of us share):
"You need a license to own a dog. Damn, you need a license even to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reamin asshole be a father."
YESH!
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Submitted by NaNoop on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 7:16pm.
I'm a female and I LOVED the early Stooges! After Shemp they sucked, too old and not an ounce of chemistry.
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It's kinda like when they added Scrappy Doo to Scooby Doo. Fucked the whole show up! Fuckers, subjecting me to that annoying fuck.
Submitted by fwanga on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 9:01pm.
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You're welcome! And you're right, the song is annoying, but the clip is classic.
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 8:56pm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V-VgRqsEcg
Annoying song but hilarious clips-thanks!
I love this topic. :)
They can't remake this shitfest! My mom used to ban my brothers & I from this show because we were poking each other in the eyes and hitting each other in the heads with hammers and shit.
Good times, good times. lol
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Submitted by Deb on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 8:49pm.
Submitted by fwanga on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 8:47pm.
I'm so proud! Sank you!
And thanks for all of the Stooges memories! Just ONE more-Curly washing his clothes in the ball washer at the golf course, "La di di, la di da."
Night ho's.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V-VgRqsEcg
Submitted by fwanga on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 8:47pm.
I'm so proud! Sank you!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 8:29pm.
Submitted by fwanga on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 8:26pm.
Nope, but that would really impress the potential suitors, now wouldn't it?
Well, anyone WORTH dating, yes! How do you think I snagged my husband?
Very impressive Deb!
It's been fun yucking it up with you guys! I'm off for now. I leave you with one more Stooges quote.
"Phew! What's that cologne you're wearing?"
"Sphynx."
"I know, but what's it called?"
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 8:31pm
"Parenthood" was a sweet and charming movie. It just wasn't as laugh-out-loud funny as the "Jerk". Goodnight, porcupine!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I think it would. Do it in a sexy outfit w/ crotchless panties and you'd be fighting them off with a stick.
remember too, to keep your mouth open ala kim kardashian.
Wow TITS-wanna confess anything????
You lot are cracking me up. This is more revealing that the anal beads story comments!!! ... and that's saying a lot.
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Submitted by Auntie Mame on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 8:34pm.
And NO GD peanuts!
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Well, this will be the in-flight movie on a trip to Hell.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Submitted by fwanga on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 8:26pm.
Nope, but that would really impress the potential suitors, now wouldn't it?
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I think it would. Do it in a sexy outfit w/ crotchless panties and you'd be fighting them off with a stick.
remember too, to keep your mouth open ala kim kardashian.
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Submitted by Mrs. F. on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 8:26pm.
Why no Shemp? He was the best. The way his hair hung in his face... no one is good enough to play Shemp, I guess....
Shemp was always so frustrated with everything. His hair actually annoyed the piss out of me-get it the fuck out of your face, fer Chrissakes!
Submitted by Zappy on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 8:14pm.
See you folks later!
Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck
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'Night Zappy!
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 8:17pm.
He's never topped "The Jerk" in my opinion.
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I really loved him in "Parenthood." That was a charming and under-appreciated movie in my opinion.
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 8:27pm.
I knew I liked you! And you're right. It IS satisfying in a dorky way!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by fwanga on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 8:26pm.
Nope, but that would really impress the potential suitors, now wouldn't it?
Well, anyone WORTH dating, yes! How do you think I snagged my husband?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 8:19pm.
Who remembers the Curly Shuffle??
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Oh GAWD! I'm of the mind that The Curly Shuffle was one of the most un-funny, most annoying-as-crap things ever and should be forgotten completely. But you made me remember, damn you! >sob<
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
I think it's mostly a guy thing. I was exposed to the Stooges by a guy I liked who did not like me back (alas!) but I was willing to watch it because HE liked it.
Mr. IV also likes to do the Curly hand motions and say "Oh, Wiiiiiiiseguy!" and "Soitenly!"
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Penn, big giant end of nose like Mel Gibson and Bono without any lips. Ugh. Women like this are even worse. Good nighty.
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 8:21pm.
OK can any of you guys do the Curly thing where you snap your fingers and then smack your one fist with a flat hand once, twice, then 3 times fast?
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I do it all the time. It's very satisfying, if dorky.
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
Why no Shemp? He was the best. The way his hair hung in his face... no one is good enough to play Shemp, I guess....
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 8:21pm.
Submitted by fwanga on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 8:16pm.
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 8:08pm.
Ewww, the way he would hit with his hands all flappy like.
You are cracking me up! OK can any of you guys do the Curly thing where you snap your fingers and then smack your one fist with a flat hand once, twice, then 3 times fast?
Nope, but that would really impress the potential suitors, now wouldn't it?
Wha?
40 lbs will not turn Jim Carrey into Curly. Much as I love him (yeah, I'm a big fan) ain't no way.
"Kristie has Bisquick batter coming out of her shower head."
LMAO MK!!
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
Night All..Ireallymeanitnowreally
LMAO @ ImpVix
Love that Curly!
New Jersey is so beautiful this time of year.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 8:19pm.
Another one? Jesus wept.
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Submitted by fwanga on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 8:16pm.
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 8:08pm.
Ewww, the way he would hit with his hands all flappy like.
You are cracking me up! OK can any of you guys do the Curly thing where you snap your fingers and then smack your one fist with a flat hand once, twice, then 3 times fast?
Later Zappy, you chucklehead!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson