How Did This Happen Exactly?
Did The Farrelly Brothers spend a weekend freebasing the wrong shit in a Tijuana motel room while casting The Three Stooges movie?! Because I'm trying to wrap all my body parts around this mess and it's still not computing. Control + Alt + Try again. I mean, Sean Penn as Larry, Benicio Del Toro as Moe and Jim Carrey as Curly? It looks like we've got all the ingredients for a big fat bowl of FAIL.
I could kind of see this if it was going to be some kind of dramatic biopic about their lives, but Variety says it's all comedy. The Farrelly Brothers will start shooting this when they finish the soon-to-be epic masterpiece Walter the Farting Dog with the Jonas Brothers. Fuck, the farting dog and two of the Jonas twinks would make more sense as The Three Stooges.
Jim Carrey will leave his fat suit in the car, because he's planning on adding 40 pounds of 100% chunk to his body before filming. He should just follow Kirstie Alley around for a couple of days. Kristie has Bisquick batter coming out of her shower head. He'd be Fat Fuck Jim in no time.
Does Sean even have the funny in his system anymore? I think the coke particles desecrated that shit a while ago.
I hope that in the new version, Moe is just getting back from a decade long sabbatical where he somehow magically turned into a Puerto Rican dude with permanent hangover face.
And you know Blohan is fuming over this! This is the project Sean promised they would do with Seth Rogen. Again, those three twats would make more sense than this cast.
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Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 7:20pm.
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Submitted by Zappy on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 7:11pm.
i heard that bill cosby bought the rights to lil rascals and refuses to air them, ever hear that?
No! Why on earth would he do that? That's messed up if true. How could he deprive the world of old time innocence laced with mischief and all that hilarity? That's some good, clean fun and the Cos is all about that!
Is Wayne Brady gonna hafta choke a bitch?!
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by NaNoop on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 7:18pm.
Submitted by Zappy on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 7:11pm.
i heard that bill cosby bought the rights to lil rascals and refuses to air them, ever hear that?
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Submitted by Zappy on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 7:11pm.
Really liked the Stooges but REALLY LOVED and still do, Little Rascals.
Woooorrrrd AGAIN, there Zappy!
Little Rascals and Our Gang (I think Our Gang was pre-Rascals?).
Awesomeness.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
I'm a female and I LOVED the early Stooges! After Shemp they sucked, too old and not an ounce of chemistry. Disorder in the Court has GOT to be one of the all time funniest bits EVER.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
I liked them growing up. Who's playing Shemp?
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Benicio Del Toro was on a show here in uk jonathon ross rubbish show anyway most entertaining part was Benicio fidgeting constantly, not being able to keep still at all. even jonathon was looking at him as if to say KEEP STILL. think he needed more of whatever hes on (or less)
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Really liked the Stooges but REALLY LOVED and still do, Little Rascals.
Spanky: Mom says I don't taste very good cuz I'm spoiled.
Stymie: I don't know where we're goin' but we're on our way!
Breezy Brisbane: I don't wanna be President! I wanna be a Streetcar Conductor cuz they sure do pick up the nickles!
Submitted by Zappy on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 7:07pm.
And another thing..those dipshits up there are the Three Spooges.
Woooooorrrrd.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Again MK, again, with the bad fucking news about the remakes. I cant take it anymore, Im gonna freak out on someone, Im scared I might jump on a plane and go shoot up Hollywood.
I saw a Stooges movie with Michael Chiklis as Curly. He was awesome.
They better not butcher that shit, cuz I LOVED the Stooges growing up, and even now. Curly and Shemp rocked! The rest of the successors needed not apply, they fell so tragically short.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
And another thing..those dipshits up there are the Three Spooges.
My dad and his pop liked the Stooges. He says they watched it together.
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Was just reading about Curly and he was the most popular Stooge. His spinning around on the floor bit was often done because he couldn't remember his lines, so he would spin around til he could remember them. When they made the movies, they gave him room to improvise. He was called a comic genius. And he never had formal training, he was a natural. He was 48 when he died.
I love Curly.
They can never recreate the Three Stooges (Remakes make me bitchy). That is a bygone era and the movie won't mean anything to anyone but people who grew up with it and loved it.
Submitted by mslewis on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 6:46pm.
I have to agree Topanga, the Stooges were definitely not funny. I have never had any idea who exactly they appealed to, certainly not an adult.
It appeals to men age 5-95! Of course you bitches don't get it, i mean i dont get ironing but women seem to love it...nyuck nyuck nyuck
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Submitted by mommy2kai on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 6:56pm.
@MsLewis- as mother to an 8-yr old boy, I can assure you that 'Walter The Farting Dog' is all too real.
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You know - THAT might work...if they just gave Walter the Farting Dog a scene in a Three Stooges movie...but that's as far as I'd take it, fersure.
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Sounds like that movie Fat Hogs or whatever, you know that one with John Travolta and the kryptonite of comedy Martin Lawrence where they rode around on motorcycles. This is destined for a MASSIVE FAIL. How tragic is this shit!? Benicio Del Toro should know better, him and Sean Penn both, because those bitches are Oscar material and there's no reason to do this shit because most guys find The Three Stooges funny (while most women hate that shit!)...
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@MsLewis- as mother to an 8-yr old boy, I can assure you that 'Walter The Farting Dog' is all too real. The book was bad enough, but it has to be a movie? With the Jonas Brothers?
As for this 3 Stooges fuckery, it's got f-l-o-p written all over it. I've read where Sean Penn wants to do comedy again, but this?
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I can see the casting. As much as it hurt my brain at first, I can see it. They're three great actors as well so they bring quite a lot to the table. However, if the script is slapped together or a piece of shit, this will tank so hard.
Ok I CAN see Jim Carrey in this. That makes sense. The rest I don't think so.
The last time I heard about this project (a couple of years ago), the Farrellys were trying to get Russell Crowe for this -- not sure which Stooge, but he definitely wanted in. At least he has the build for a Stooge.
This shit is gonna go straight to DVD. Trust.
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I have to agree Topanga, the Stooges were definitely not funny. I have never had any idea who exactly they appealed to, certainly not an adult. On the other hand, Lucy Ball appealed to everybody. The woman was brilliant and so was Desi the Straight Man!!
When I first heard of this casting this morning, I was thinking they were going to do a drama about Larry, Curly and Moe and their real lives. That would be an interesting story since they were not happy people. I just don't see how these three can be comical (except for Carrey and even he is not as funny a he used to be).
IMDB.com Pro had it listed that Johnny Depp was in talks to play Moe. I blogged a few days ago about controversial up coming films in development. This was one of them.
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I had a big love for Curly (always went for the fellas that I perceived no one else wanted, they were easier to get).
The real Curly was a master at his work. Unfortunately, he had been married three times by the age of 42 and ultimately died from a stroke caused by all the bonks on his head.
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Three Stooges is NOT funny. AT FUCKING ALL.
Who laughs at grown men poking eachother in the eyes? Even when I was a kid I thought these bastards were unfunny.
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Actually these guys resemble the 3 stooges esp. if Jim puts on the lbs...I'm with TOPANGA...never got into the 3 much...oh and poor LL...hahahaha!! ================================================
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Sounds exactly like the stuff Jim Carrey thinks is Hi-larious. All they need to do is add a couple fart jokes and a bathroom stall noises scene and they're set.
Sean Penn is an ugly grumpy SOB that should grab a surf board and jump in the ocean when the sharks are out.
i actually think sean penn looks a bit like larry, def. has the nose for it. I kinda thought if hollywood would do a 3 stooges movie they'd have jonny knoxville and friends and really hit themselves in the face with shit
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This is some wonky ass casting. an no the stooges weren't funny unless you are 9 months or extremely stoned.
They should just call the new movie "The Three Little Fugs" and call it a day.
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what a random ass line-up... but i suppose it's gotta be tough to really screw up the Stooges. Jim's got the physical comedy down, but del Toro still scares me:S
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Oh my. Really? AND Walter the Farting Dog? I was just going to bitch on the Where the Wild Things are post about S t r e t c h i n g kids' books into a full length movies. Now I'll just have to bitch, "Was there really nothing better sitting on a script surplus shelf?" Really? Blah.
Bizarre ! Don't mess with the Stooges!!
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First of all I never found the orginal Three Stooges funy or comedic in any sort of way..and no its not because its an ancient show..they're are plenty of old timey shows that I find hilarious...like "I Love Lucy" (and I dare those Hollywood whore to try butchering that show and I will seriously pull a Pearl Harbor on that whole town!!)..but I never found anything funny about three idiots hitting each other, pretending to poke each other in the eye and just being straight up stupid..then again sounds like all the other sh** comedies Hollywood is producing right now, so whatever.
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