Shawn Johnson Has A Stalker

For every semi-famous ho out there, there's a lunatic with Spam for brains who will spend their days and nights stalking them! Shawn Johnson, Olympian and the cute little mouse on Dancing with the Has-Beens, came dangerously fucking close to meeting her stalker on Tuesday.

TMZ says the po po arrested 34-year-old Robert O'Ryan on the set of DWTS after he was caught sneaking in. They wouldn't say how he got onto the set, but I think he crawled into The Woz's lunch box. That's kind of easy to do since it's the size of a refrigerator.

When the cops searched the crazy's car, they found two loaded guns and duct tape. They also found maps to her house, freaky love letters and press clippings on Shawn. They didn't find mop fibers, though. Hmmm. No, CHERYL BURKE would never....Would she? Stick her in a janitor's closet just in case!

Robert is your typical fucked up stalker, because he told police he drove from Florida to be with Shawn. Shawn speaks to him through the television and the two are meant to get married and have children together. Somebody put a fucking hat made of foil on Robert's head, so he can't hear Shawn "talking" to him anymore.

Robert is currently marinating his crazy in a jail cell on $35,000 bail. Shawn's mother immediately filed for a restraining order again Robert. Shawn also got herself a big ass security guard who is following her all around town.

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by April on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 3:09pm.

It takes someone really fu*ked in the head to stalk someone. But unfortunately the law is on the stalker's side. I'm just going to go out there and say that it's a shame that he can't be lead into a field and done away with. He'll NEVER get over her. Stalkers never get over their 'victims'.

Submitted by chalisiteyasi on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 12:26pm.

a friend of mine recommended me a HOT place ___classymingle.com____ She has been intimate with someone who she gets to know on this site , some celebrities have a profile on that site. you can talk with them online. loooool~~~

Submitted by FilthyBitch on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 11:09am.

That would scare the shit out of me, I can't even imagine what a teenager would feel like going through that. Truly feel sorry for her.
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Submitted by Falkor on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 11:07am.

Submitted by greenfinch on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 9:13am.

why are all teh crazies from florida?
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Submitted by pomegranate on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 10:56am.

I'm with Hekki, I think I would totally lose it if someone was stalking any of my kids...I think I could actually hurt/maim/kill someone who would do that to either of my young-uns. I would probably never leave the house if I was the one being stalked, but the monster would come out for my kids!

I think Shawn is adorable, and I hope they neuter that sick f*ck so she can resume a normal life.

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 10:26am.

If someone were stalking one of my kids, I'd be stalking that sick fuck myself. Then I'd find someone to beat the crap out the stalker. Or maybe I'd just poison them or something.

Those people don't get better. They just escalate. Or, I suppose they find another victim.

I had a brief experience with a stalker-ette when I was at boarding school. It was "Single White Female". She wasn't dangerous, but it was embarassing because she was telling other girls at school that I was a closeted lesbian because I didn't feel the same way about her. She was apparently trying to come out and she latched onto me. But before I even knew this, I would be talking about my boyfriend, etc., so she KNEW I wasn't into that. My roommate was really mean to her. Roomie would be like "Stop following us around, you dick." But I felt sorry for her and tried to be supportive of her. I was very naive.

The girl didn't come back after a long vacation because she tried to slit her wrists and had to go to the loony bin. (Not because of ME, though.)

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 10:10am.

OMG Mike hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah!
thanks for that!
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Submitted by luscious_t on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 10:06am.

I find that dress more offensive than the stalker.

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Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 10:04am.

PS Mike, OMG! Pre-teen Anoop isn't even the same person!!! I think he is so handsome now. Talk about an awkward period!

Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 10:01am.

Anoop and Adam are my favorites. Anoop's song was a little boring, but very pretty. And I really liked Adam's cleaned-up look and toned-down song! I am glad he is willing to switch it up a little, otherwise he would probably skew too close to caricature. LOVE HIM, he can sing anything!

I was a bit non-plussed to see his twinky bf in the audience though. Fuck that noise!

Submitted by mike on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 9:59am.

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 9:27am.

Ah, well here's a vid of Anoop when he was younger:

http://www.wral.com/entertainment/blogpost/4811492/

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 9:57am.

LOL Mike, are you calling me an Anoop stalker? He was good last night but boring, the one I am obsessed with is still Adam, he was amazing last night, watch the link in my siggy, right Ricki!?

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Submitted by soul on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 9:57am.

if he lOvEs her, why would he need a gun???.nutjob.

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Submitted by mike on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 9:57am.

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 9:20am

snow, are you still obsessed by Anoop?

Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 9:54am.

Snowpiece, that is TOTALLY sick! I really do not understand stalkers. I have become pretty obsessed with a couple guys I wasn't dating before, but I never felt the need to sit outside their house for hours, follow them, call them constantly, kidnap them, rape them, etc. Good fucking God, stalkers truly are mentally ill (or the most pathetically desperate people on Earth).

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 9:50am.

my sister had a big time stalker. he was in her HS class in PA and they found him hiding in her dorm in NC. He was a huge dork and she was always like Miss Popularity. He really thought they were a couple, he told his family all about her as if she was his gf. they totally thought she was. SICK!

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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 9:49am.

Lucky they caught him!

Submitted by the violator on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 9:46am.

can't say it surprises me much (the stalker thing)although i'm glad they caught the nut . she is pretty famous from the olympics not to mention she has a very pretty face along with her super-gorgeous legs and buns- she is deelish. i think i remeber years back about some guy from japan that was stalking britney spears. these kinds of wackos live all over.

you've just been violated!

Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 9:44am.

Yeah, but was he wearing an astronaut diaper?
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Submitted by greenfinch on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 9:43am.

why are all teh crazies from florida?

Submitted by sandman on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 9:43am.

jesus christ, she looks like an oompa-loompa

Submitted by Tyranny on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 9:41am.

That's some fucked up shit right there. She's just a kid.

Submitted by Deb on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 9:39am.

A fucked up stalker from Florida? No way!
Seriously, though, that's some scary stuff.

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 9:39am.

What a sick fuck. What the hell is wrong with these "people"?!

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Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 9:37am.

PS I LOVE her dance partner. So cute, sweet, funny, talented, and gay. Sigh.

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 9:35am.

wow, that's really fucked up, what is wrong with people. Even tho I'm team NASTIA I feel so bad for this little girl.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 8:58am.
She looks like she is about to serve me a very weak, over-priced daiquiri at a beach side Chili's.

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hahahahah very true

Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 9:31am.

somebody give this guy hayden pantyairrs address. i could live with her in a car trunk

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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 9:31am.

Having stalkers is not fun at all.
That is scary as shit, I'm speaking from experience

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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 9:28am.

She looks like she is about to serve me a very weak, over-priced daiquiri at a beach side Chili's.

Submitted by blueiceslid on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 9:25am.

This one is lovely. Ever saw this one's profile on

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just for millionaire & celebrities.

Submitted by vegaslamb on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 9:25am.

I almost wish I cared who she was,now that shes getting so much attention... but I dont.

Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 9:23am.

Um, this is so fucked up. She seems like such a sweet girl, she does not deserve this.

I'm sure she's doing the show for both fun and money. All my female gymnastics friends loved taking dance because it offered a lot more freedom than gymnastics, and she missed out on a lot of the upper-tier endorsement deals when she lost the all-around to Nastia. I like Shawn, and she has done great so far. I will be rooting for her!

Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 9:22am.

Can you blame him?

Submitted by greenfinch on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 9:20am.

gymnsasts careers dont last long lol.

perhaps shes paying her parents back for remortaging their house to keep her in the sport and get her to the olympics...