Thursday, March 26th 2009
My Life On The Herp List
Kathy Griffin went down to the corner knocked the dicks out of Wonky McValtrex's mouth and dragged her to Kitson to shoot scenes for My Life on the D-List yesterday afternoon. It was a nice of Kathy to show Wonky what a normal vagina looks like. Wonky probably thinks it's okay that her camel toe weighs 30 pounds, is 2-feet wide and stretches all the way to her belly button. Now she knows.
That being said, seeing Kathy's boxed wine spigot this early is not what I needed.
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Poor Kathy. She's so terribly desperate.
Paris Hilton, get thee wonkage AWAAAYY from my KaffyG!
Parass is such a pushover, she hangs with Kaffy after Kaff did the Hilton giraffe walk & made fun of her ass on WORLDWIDE TELEVISION. Haha what a dumbfuck!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Kathy should not being showing her camel toe off.
I despise paris hilton and how she always carrys around those little dogs like they are accessories. Puppies need constant training and proper socialization so they grow into bearable dogs not yappy little fur balls from hell that you just want to kick. Plus puppies piss all the time so why the hell isn't she covered with puppy piss and shit unless of course she doesn't let it drink or eat anything, which could be bloody likely seeing as once it stops being cute and little it's doomed to death in a closet, aaaaaaaarrrrggh!!!
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"So what was all that about enlarged holes and tight cracks?"
I was really into hot pink and turquoise...when I was about fourteen. I do have to give her kudos for the matching undies, though.
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Did I dream this belief or did I believe this dream?
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I used to think she was funny
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FIRE FUPA!!
File this under "Things That Make Me Want To Poke My Eyes Out With a Fork".
The puppy looks so sad! And that Lab looks like "I need to run away, like now!"
YES! Women should always wear fabulous heels! It so makes an outfit! Some of you may not like paris' outfit, but this is how they do it in L.A.
The outfits may not always be cute, but they definitely are not the usual "jeans and sneakers look."
Who gives a fat fuck.
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
So so so gross. I have no words. Actually I do, I blogged about it too (http://squareeyes.blinkx.com/2009/03/paris-hiltons-new-bff-d-lister-kath...). But quite seriously, it makes me really said when grown women act like fools.
She expected the billionare to go down on that?!!?!?
She sure did a lot of plastic surgery because their is no way her body can look like that on it's own.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
OH. MY. DEAR. GOD.
Classic behavior of an ATTENTION WHORE...
oh lord god no.
and, to add to the pain, now my neighbors are playing too short real loud. my floor is shaking.
kathy griffin's shiny cameltoe, paris hilton's canine hostages, and too short.
do they make a drug for this?
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i know you like to think your shit don't stink
but if you lean a little bit closer
see, roses really smell like boo boo
I swear to god, I saw that first pic and thought that was Andy Dick.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
It's an afropup! That must be the one I heard she got for her birthday. It is really cute.
Wow, she is tooooooo sexy!Then it is not strange why her naked photos were posted at the forum of __ClassyMingle.com __ the poster said he was her neighbor, she always enjoy in dating to different men online
Surprisingly fit & trim from the waist-down.(Kathy) I would've expected worse.Still WOULD NOT hit it.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 11:28am.
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Kind of related to the topic of funny women, is a piece that Christopher Hitchens wrote for Vanity Fair mag claiming that women just aren't funny (he hasn't met Sluttsville, obviousy) Here's a link to YouTube where he's blathering about it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7izJggqCoA&feature=rec-fresh
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..in those days I regarded forgetfulness as an essential part of survival~Ted Hughes.
I love Kathy's stand-up, but I don't like her as a person. Does that make sense?
Her show sucks now, and she is getting into Joan Rivers territory. With the plastic surgery and her love life.
I think women comedians absolutely cannot have relationships with men. I can't think of one who isn't a lesbian or divorced. I'm not talking about funny women. I mean stand-up comics.
Andy Dick has a vagina?
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AMA BITCH LIKE A BITCH WITH AN ITCH
Whoa, that's some serious FUPA there, Kathy!
What a coincidence. Moose face has a moose knuckle.
Thanks for these photos of Kathy Griffin, my dream girl. The ones of her cooch are definitely going in my Pr0n file!
Paris looks like a mess..the hair,outfit and ugly headband..my god it all sucks!Kathy looks better than her and she looks a bad trans act.
xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
MOMGINA!!!!
Thanks to all these celebrities I've seen more pussy lips than I cared to. Awesome.
Wonky always seems to have a good sense of humor about herself.
is it by accident that Kathy's bloomers match Paris's top? i think not
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I think Paris looks cute.
*throws bleach in eyes*
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Douchechill!
paris' dog is like get me the fuuck ouuut
God, can someone just kill Paris Hilton already?!!!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
It's a maxipad. Do you actually think a tampon could stay up in that loose twat?
Staying celibate and letting my creative juices flow elsewhere.
Kathy is a pretty well known personality....shes not on the D list anymore!
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Beware Conficker worm come April 1!
Scan your computers bitches!!!
she looks hairless down there...all that bulge is basically chocha fat...ewwww
"Dame tu leche" - Slutty Cuban Girl
They are both a waste of sperm!
pa-the-thic!
I hope the next season of her show is better than the last, because it was BAAAAADDDD!
It was all stale...nothing like the 1st and 2nd seasons. This photo op doesn't look too promising either.
"Dame tu leche" - Slutty Cuban Girl
and Kath wonders why she has NOT found that special someone. is there any thing she won't do for money?? LOL heart her! :)
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OMG EEG hhahahahahahhaahahaaaa the best!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
that looks exactly like something Paris would wear and do. that kathy is a smart coco-nut
looks like she has a hefty bush too
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Forgot to add - I love Kathy, that bitch makes me laugh so hard I hurt.
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HAHA IM USING THE INTERNETZ!!1!!!!!1!
Wow, Princess Tiffany looks like she's had some work done. I totally didn't even recognize her next to Kathy!
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Snowy,
I know. He probably picked up a tranny Paris look alike.
You can totally take the piss on that one.
Good times.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Submitted by Stan Hooper
The fact that Kathy was not able to snare her the Woz, means that punani is "unimpressive".
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Apparently you aren't familiar with the Woz. After seeing him on her show, let's just say I'm willing to bet he is no punani expert.
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HAHA IM USING THE INTERNETZ!!1!!!!!1!
you know what EEG, After I got off here last night and I talked to him he was blowing it off so bad I started to get suspicious. he was all "why are you still bringin that up" ha ha Now I don't know how to best use this info to my advantage!!! he he he! (evil laugh)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Kathy and the Lab need to take some long walks together. Kathy needs to keep her kolache well covered up, too.
The fact that Kathy was not able to snare her the Woz, means that punani is "unimpressive". That is one empty dolla bill you have Kathy.
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Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn Wilson in Juno
Expecting my third in October.
at least wonky seems to have a sense of humor about it all.. Ill give her credit for that.
and lets just take a moment to laugh at wonky's GIANT black boots... she looks like a total fucking freak of nature!!!! HAHAHHAAA!! *points*
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