Orphans Of Malawi, RUN!!!!!!!
Vadge will pull the broomstick out of her ass, hop on it and fly all the way to Malawi this weekend to get herself another one of those baby things. You know, so she can have a matching set.
An official bitch in the welfare department of Malawi confirmed that Vadge has submitted her big bag of money, I mean, her application to adopt another kid. Vadge's case could be heard as soon as this Monday.
The story going around the internet is that Vadge sent one of her slaves to Malawi to look at the goods and pick out the shiniest one before her arrival.
Oh, Vadge! Her days are already filled important shit like bathing her face in ice cold blended placentas and bench pressing Baby Jesus with her roid-lips, so how on earth is she going to find the time to raise another child? Oh yea, she's going to use a little thing called an army of tortured nannies!
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SHIT.....she's got Jesus, why is she buying more?
I don't understand why the Malawi adoption agency is happy to overlook her far less than 'moral' lifestyle....i know - they've decided that Jesus needs a sibling that he can relate to.
Frankly, if I were 'old roid lips', I'd be keeping a very close eye on Lourdes when Jesus is around!
The silly old broad - 'Jesus and Madonna'... what a joke in itself. Then add the age difference to the mix...it gets more pathetic as time rolls on.
she looks terrible, i think her cutlets will soon fall into place...near her mouth...ughhh
Snideychick sez:
Can't help but be reminded of Edina Monsoon asking for a selection of Romanian orphans so she could pick the one to best coordinate with her lifestyle.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 3:57pm.
She's a loonbag who should just give the Malawi children money and leave it at that. Instead she rips a child out of its culture. Fuck off, you pretentious cunt.
Next, Angie Jo will be adding to her United Nations of Void Filling by adopting a child from Guatemala....and naming it Trax, Borax, Ex-Lax...
I agree. What kind of adoption agnecy gives a 50 year old a baby? Oh yeah, the same ones that allowed Woody fucking Allen to adopt. As for the UN Void filling I suggest Tampax and Anthrax are nice names.
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Funny that she is adopting another baby from Walawi just in time to coinside with the release of her documentory on DVD. In case you forgot that's the one she directed. Don't worry nobody else say it either. Or cares.
Is that Gorilla Fur she is wearing?
That kid is going to be really confused.
"Where's my British Daddy?".....'In a Pub in London.'
"Where's my African Daddy?"....'In the Bush.'
A co-worker of mine has been trying to adopt overseas for years. She and her husband are both nice people with no criminal backgrounds who earn a good living and passed the psychological evaluations they give. They were hinted at by one of the workers at the agency that if you donate "bribe" money to the agency you are pushed ahead on the waiting list. So when Madge walks in with bags full of donation money no wonder she can walk out with any kid she wants. Fucked up.
Submitted by KittenKatinCanada on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 6:37pm.
Something is very wrong with this. Several years ago I looked into overseas adoption. I wasn't married at the time and found out that it would be quite difficult to adopt without a partner. Quite honestly, as much as I truly wanted to bring an adopted child into my life, I felt she deserved to have the love of two parents and therefore I didn't question the regulation.
something is wrong with you being discouraged from adopting because you are single or older, as long as you are a good person in a stable financial situation! I was adopted by a single older women so it IS possible and trust me I definitely had a better life than I would have with "bio" mom, plus single unqualified women drop babies daily like OctoMom. Please if you have a good home to offer a child please don't be discouraged.
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Ya, I don't get this woman. I used to like her, esp. when she Letterman a hard time. She and Cher were the only ones who called him on his punky Midwestern brand of white boy crap.
But THIS version of Madonna. No. Just. No. She needs to stop buying children like they are accessories. I barely believed it when I heard about David, then I realized she was serious and thought, "Is copying Angelina?" Sad. I think she actually is copying her now.
A new Kaballah chant for her: Children are not purses.
I really hate it when a bunch of rich whores buy babies they have absolutely no intention of caring for themselves. I'm sure that kid would rather have a loving mother than a bunch of toys and neglect.
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I just don't get this. Why does she want another child?
I mean, yes, she can provide a child with a life of extravagance beyond belief, but another one?
She barely has time for this one. She just got rid of her other two spawns.
She's now divorced, which only makes it even harder for her to care for another kid.
You could be totally cynical and say that she adopted the first one for publicity, but there's nothing in it for her to do it a second time. Been there, done that. She must have a real need for children.
It's not like she's going to have to depend on them to take care of her when she's 80-years-old. Just bizarre.
And you know that these ungrateful brats coming from Africa will later write books trashing her, saying that she was barely around for them. Their life expectancy in that country is about 12-years-old.
Children are turning into real estate for Madge, and she is a real estate guru -- one of the smartest celebs when it comes to that business.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 7:17pm.
Know what they call the useless piece of skin around a vagina? Madonna.
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I know someone in Whittier who has like 13 babies too many--possibly 14. And Whittier's close too--Africa is in a different national region or something.
Can we discuss the jacked up area around Vadge's ear???? WTF??? I mean, I know when yo' ass have a face lift, they hafta cut that shit and sew it back on...BUT it don't have to look like this mess! My mama is older than Vadge. She had a face lift and she don't have that jacked up ear area!!!
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orphans aren't pets, Madge.
Something is very wrong with this. Several years ago I looked into overseas adoption. I wasn't married at the time and found out that it would be quite difficult to adopt without a partner. Quite honestly, as much as I truly wanted to bring an adopted child into my life, I felt she deserved to have the love of two parents and therefore I didn't question the regulation.
I've been married for a few years now and still would love to adopt. I looked into the process again and found that now I am almost too old. According to age regulations, Madonna would definitely be too old unless she is looking to adopt a child with a physical challenge.
The only explanation I can come with that allows a 50 year-old single woman to be able to adopt is that she is throwing as much money around as it takes to buy a child.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 3:57pm.
She's a loonbag who should just give the Malawi children money and leave it at that. Instead she rips a child out of its culture. Fuck off, you pretentious cunt.
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Couldn't have said it better. Your time is over whore, go gracefully into the sunset and stop these outlandish antics for attention.
WTF is VAG thinking?? She'll be 70 by the time this new kid turns 18. She must be fucking nuts!! No way in hell would I want to be raising little ones once I turned the BIG "50" Bitch should be becoming a granny by now. OH yeah, I forgot ~~ It's Madonna!!!
Vadge's hands have turned into crab claws. When I look at them I have a sudden urge to melt butter.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Once again it's all about her. It must be easy for a megastar to hire private agencies to get a child from Malawi or wherever in *private*. But narcissistic media-whores without spotlights can't have this. We must know about what she does out of the goodness of her heart.
She may date Jesus but I doubt she's followed what he said about "praying in the closet" and not making charitable acts public spectacles. I sometimes wonder if Lady Holier-Than-All has ever picked up a copy of the New Testament, much less read and comprehended it.
She's a loonbag who should just give the Malawi children money and leave it at that. Instead she rips a child out of its culture. Fuck off, you pretentious cunt.
Next, Angie Jo will be adding to her United Nations of Void Filling by adopting a child from Guatemala....and naming it Trax, Borax, Ex-Lax...
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Can't she adopt one of those octo kids? They are WAY better off w/ Madonna than octo crazy.
MK NEVER let up on Madonna - YOU SPEAK the truth - and we love you for that. She has NO business adopting kids if she can't even keep a husband around!
Just another accessory, but with more publicity. I'm sure there are some dumb shits somewhere reading People and saying, "Oooooo, Madonna has such a big heart. Just like Angie Jo, saving that poor brown child." I'll be here when the kids' tell-all books come out in @ 18 yrs, Jolie-Pitts included. Especially looking forward to the Richie tell-alls, I'm sure they'll be goodies.
Meanwhile, there's no denying she's had major work done on her face. In the 80s she was so in-your-face about the gap btw her teeth that she was like, "I ain't the kind that has WORK DONE. Never. Ever." Looks like it was all just publicity back then, as well.
Bottom line: major phony, it's all just PR. For Guy Ritchie to leave that meal ticket, it's pretty bad.
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Maybe she wanted to even it out...you know, two real kids and two adopted ones...just to be fair, ya know?...nah, she's a total HAG! All those restrictions and shit, those kids will become crazy drug addicts by the time they hit 18...I wager...
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...ok, c'mon let's give this woman a hand....literally...or maybe a hook would be better...
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i'm torn about these situations - on one hand, they are in an orphanage! then these celebs come and swoop them out - kudos because at least they are adopting- whether they actually live with them or have their nannies raise them .. the kids are 80% better off .. the only drawback is they are removed from their country their language their people .. that's the only thing i don't care for but their lives are made 100% better so i guess that overrides it all .. plus, they get fresh clothes, fun toys and lots of food whenever they want it - i say good for the kid [?]
WHY?!! For 2 minutes of publicity, these kids live with nannies for the rest of their lives? That's eighteen years, what would she care?
Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 1:48pm.
Another child for Madge to hand off to the Nanny.
Does Madge really think adopting another accessory....er..."Child" will fill the hole in her life? She needs to see a psychiatrist. She's got issues
if she wants to fill the hole in her life i suggest she purchase a stent
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Another child for Madge to hand off to the Nanny.
Does Madge really think adopting another accessory....er..."Child" will fill the hole in her life? She needs to see a psychiatrist. She's got issues.
if she got one from s. america she'd probably end up fucking it
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Have Jesus' adoption papers even gone through yet?
And this is the woman who went on tour most of last year. Had an affair with a roidy baseball player. And is going on tour this summer again.
Yeah, I can see kids are a real priority in her life. May as well buy another one.
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FUCKING EXACTLY.
Not to mention got a divorce from the man she decided to adopt the first one with.
I am anxiously waiting the day M.K.'s posts on L.L adopting a child cuz if Madonna can anyone can. I know she can provide a better life for these orphans BUT she needs to start acting like a mother. Not a cum rag. The gig is TIRED.
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Michael K's warning needs to extend to non-orphans. Vadge isn't picky; she'll take a kid whether or not he's an orphan so long as he is PHOTOGENIC.
shit this woman is one big BITCH!
She loves to be in the spotlight. This will guarantee her another six months at least. I'm surprised she didn't adopt A-Rod's kids and make it interesting.
Didn't this bitch learn anything from the shitstorm that she kicked up the last time she went child-collecting?
Shouldn't she be deepthroating a bottle somewhere?
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And this is the woman who went on tour most of last year. Had an affair with a roidy baseball player. And is going on tour this summer again.
Yeah, I can see kids are a real priority in her life. May as well buy another one.
She needs to leave these damn kids alone! She may think she's "saving" them by taking them away from their 3rd world existence, but is it really better to thrust them into her Hollywood lifestyle??? IDK, I'm having a hard time determining the lesser of two evils.
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...I see she's wearing her Elly Mae Clampett adopt-a-kid braids again...it's her adoption "look"...
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look at those gnarled oak hands trying to hold that kid!! That is the shit nightmares are made of!
Aside from being the ultimate "accessory" the reason most people (celebrity or not) choose to adopt from other countries is because, adoption agencies in the US put too many road blocks and most importantly biological parents never lose rights over them...they can still claim the child 20 years from now even when they signed papers giving them up. the same thing doesn't apply abroad and having money can get you what you want real fast. As Angelina implied, Madonna had so many problems adopting David because she did nto do her research well and chose a country that has more requirements..unlike her who has been able to purchase 3 babies with minimal fuss and effort for choosing countries that are less strict.
Isn't this tactic a bit extreme to recruit innocent unsuspecting people to Kabbalah?
Didn't she learn the first time that Malawi is not a good place to adopt from? Not even AngieJo would touch that place.
I'd say at least she's trying to help (by providing them with a nice home and a loving nanny), but I just don't buy it. Adopting little black babies is "edgy" in Madonna's mind. Pathetic woman.
Her cildren are arm candy.................ONLY for publicity!
I look at this as a 50+ year old man walking around with a "girl (not quite a woman" in her 20's.............it is fucking arm candy and it is gross. So, Vadge has decided to reinvent herself one more time and will gain a lot of PR when she adopts another child! She will hire another nanny and not spend ANY time with the child. Hell, she doesn't spend any time with ones she has now!
Lets see what else this selfish woman can do to mess up little David Banda.
Rip him away from the man he has know as his father.
Take him to another country and subject him to her revolving door of toyboys.
Fire the nanny who cared soley for him with no notice.
Bring another baby into the household.
She is a selfish bitch.
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 12:47pm.
Why does this bother me so much?
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...it bothers me too just because kids are involved even though the kids she adopts probably will have a better life because of her wealth - maybe....a woman who has nannies raise her children is not a true mother in my book...a sitter once in a while is a different story entirely...
...I'm picturing those cold, veiny bones on A-Roid's shriveling disappearing turtle head...
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