Damn You, Brit Brit!
Adnan Ghalib is that roach in your house that just won't die. You drop a roach motel on it, you shoot it with a gun, you play a Heidi Montag song for it and it still won't just die! It keeps coming back and that's what Adnan is doing. Just when I was staring to be able to look at a velcro strip without thinking of that skeezer, he's back. And Brit Brit takes 100% of the blame for this, because apparently she's still sending him text messages. Adnan can't reply, because if he texts back, he'll be biting a bar of soap while his ass gets torn to pieces in the clink.
A source tells The Sun that Brit desperately wants him to show her a little love back, “She keeps sneaking messages to Adnan begging him to help her win back her freedom. She says she is lonely and misses being able to date the men she chooses. She feels trapped. She has been begging him to meet her and help her come up with a plan to get out of her dad’s conservatorship. Some messages have got back to her via her hairdressers and style team - but Adnan cannot contact her otherwise he will face jail.”
Maybe this is Daddy Spears at work and he's trying to trap Adnan into replying, so he can send his skanky ass to jail? Operation Wax The Strip! Yeah, probably not. Brit Brit is totally stripmatized and it needs to stop. His face: I'm sick of looking at it.
It's kind of shitty for her since Daddy Spears has her chained up. She can't get over a bitch the way we all do: go out, get boozed, pass that ass around and then cry our shame away in the shower. Seriously, getting dicked in large quantities really does work wonders.
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The fucking look on her face in that pic is priceless. I can imagine her in her best Brit british imitation " Oy! Wot you looking at? Oim a lie-dee, oy am!"
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"The man in the moon tried to fuck my sister!"
That is crazy..he is a creepy looking!She should forget about that looser!
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
This story is total bullshit
Whatever britshit. It's either the conservatorship or the looney bin. You're fucking crazy as hell. What do you expect when you walk around with a pink wig, a bam bam costume, and a bloody pad or your pusshay hanging out every other day?
Man. Maybe Aidian needed to restraining order on her?
Someone tell me please how the fuck you end up with a restraining order against you when the person you're supposed to stay away from is the one contacting you all the time. WTF?
I didn't care about this fart one way or the other, but now I hope he does something about this joke of a criminal record he's been stuck with now.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 9:53pm.
I believe the whole damn thing. I have to, one day our Cheeto Queen will return to us and so will the commingback posts.
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Man, I wasn't around for Comingback, but I have seen the excerpts and replays and I gotta see that shit. I gotta pay my wig tax. >clink<
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
I pray you are right E Shoe!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Nah, we're all better than these poorly bred people. Next. Insutling to us
I believe the whole damn thing. I have to, one day our Cheeto Queen will return to us and so will the commingback posts.
I WANT TO BELIEVE!
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Dick happens! - MK
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Submitted by get serious on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 8:15pm.
Will someone please just bitchslap this twat & have done with it? ........
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I gotta say, I agree. And I'm not really down with the "but she's got a mental illness" arguments. If she has a mental illness it's called skankitis. Shit. I went to highschool with rednecks like this. The world is full of them. She has no talent - she has fame because she acts like a slut. The world loves a slut. It's really all you need to do to get attention.
She has "Look at me look at me" disease. There's no cure for it.
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
Submitted by Auntie Mame on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 7:34pm.
Dear Pappy Spears,
Remember to keep your pimp hand strong and the purse strings tight.
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Nooooooooooo! Death to Daddy 'Fun Killun' Spears! LEAVE SHITNEY'S CRAZY TRAIN ALOOOOOOONE!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
♥ NaNoop & Albatross ♥ : It's like looking in a mirror!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 8:43pm.
Submitted by wildchildintn on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 8:08pm.
I love brit. She's my idol..lol. But her daddy should just let her go already. I miss the days of frapps and clit, weaves and cocks.
Me too...but what does her lawyers
Frapps,Clit, Weaves and Cocks have to do with this?
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Oh my god, you guys are on a roll tonight!! lol
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the end...
Submitted by wildchildintn on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 8:08pm.
I love brit. She's my idol..lol. But her daddy should just let her go already. I miss the days of frapps and clit, weaves and cocks.
Me too...but what does her lawyers
Frapps,Clit, Weaves and Cocks have to do with this?
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
I actually like her shiny magenta purse.
She is a sexy girl. every time i signed in a dating site called ~~~~~Seekrich.com~~~~~, there were always many men talking about her how sexy and pretty ... It is said she is dating friends there.
I love brit. She's my idol..lol. But her daddy should just let her go already. I miss the days of frapps and clit, weaves and cocks. I miss the random times we had britney. Bipolarland just isn't the same without you. Please escape soon.
LOL MK: "go out, get boozed, pass that ass around and then cry our shame away in the shower." Sucks to have a parent chain you..when one was in their teens, but she was going crazy. I am ok that her dad is trying to get her clean again.
Coma Caca!!
Will someone please just bitchslap this twat & have done with it? I don't get it; it's as if her braindead brit-tard fans have collectively forgotten all the bullshit she pulled (ripping off her fans with her fake singing & 10 minute concerts that cost hundreds in ticket prices, lying to everyone, acting retarded, fucking the pap & having it filmed, slutting around & being the worlds biggest dumbass). Remember the snatch flashing, everyone? Her calling all the photogs & then acting upset they're there? Her refusing to even bother to try to keep her kids?
Everytime I look at a celebrity site, SLUTney is doing something dishonest, illegal or just plain stupid. She's not "getting better"; she's just more under control. Daddy spears is the cause of that, and the stupid cunt is trying to dump him; what a moron. Enough already...
Dear Pappy Spears,
Remember to keep your pimp hand strong and the purse strings tight.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
I feel really bad for her. It sucks that she's a grown woman and can't make her own decisions. Not that I think Adnan's a very good one, but she should be able to do whatever she wants. It's her life, let her make her own mistakes.
Shitney has the IQ of a pile of crap.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 6:29pm.
A-MEN!
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"This is my body. Have a wafer."
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 6:29pm.
Just like a Maury guest- I agree a thousand and ten percent!
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Fuck this self-absorbed cunt. Bitch, if it wasn't for Daddy, you wouldn't have a career anymore, & you sure as shit wouldn't have your kids back, even part time. See, here's the thing, whore: Most of us moms would never lose our kids, & if, God forbid, we did, we'd move Heaven & Earth to get them back. We wouldn't go out & party. I fucking hate you with the intensity of 1000 suns. Think of what your little boys get to google once they're old enough -- that their mommy didn't want them. You don't deserve happiness.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
he'll be biting a bar of soap while his ass gets torn to pieces in the clink.
Beautifully descriptive.
Guaranteed if people started hearing this phrase more often, the crime rate would be lowered.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Submitted by Sayonara on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 6:16pm.
Submitted by Shitneys LuvR on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 5:50pm.
I couldn't resist.... the resemblance is all too clear.... I must confess: It's just me, NaNoop havin' some fun. All you skanks better get off my jock now!
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Shitneys LuvR/NaNoop I love your avi.
It was fun- alls I had to do was draw a landing strip, the rest was already there. How crazy is that? Adnan is a sleestack clone.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by Shitneys LuvR on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 5:50pm.
I couldn't resist.... the resemblance is all too clear.... I must confess: It's just me, NaNoop havin' some fun. All you skanks better get off my jock now!
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Shitneys LuvR/NaNoop I love your avi.
"It's the Lifestyles of the Rich & Shameless"
Lost Boyz
Britney is seriously fried. She's on tour and recording because that's all she can do. Not well, but she can do it. Otherwise, there would be nothing going on in her head. Daddy's helping to keep her off the streets. If she were ever "here", she ain't comin' back.
Submitted by mahaatma on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 5:48pm.
...."Mah pussy's hangin' out" cuz I'm a missin' mah man!...
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oh great. now i'm picturing her twat dropping out of her panties and slurping along the gritty sidewalk trying to track down a dick.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
I couldn't resist.... the resemblance is all too clear.... I must confess: It's just me, NaNoop havin' some fun. All you skanks better get off my jock now!
Y'all R just some jellis bitchez
I want Shitney to have freedom again. Being a tabloid trainwreck is the one thing she was actually good at.
Get rid of Daddy Spears, give Shitney back her credit cards and Cheetos, bring back Sam Lutfi and Gonad Ghalib, take away the child custody Shitney purchased, take away the prescription drugs and give Shitney the booze and coke she was on before.
Shitney has no talent whatsoever but at least she was very entertaining for 2 or 3 years. Now she is just boring.
Ooooh, yeah! I just KNEW y'all couldn't stop thinkin' bout me.... Y'all wanna have my babies....It's ALL about the landin' strip, ho's....can't take yer eyez offa me, now, huh?
Y'all R just some jellis bitchez
...."Mah pussy's hangin' out" cuz I'm a missin' mah man!...
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....proudly poisoning our men with Hungarian lemonade since 1926...
There have to be a few unmarried bachelors out there who aren't currently subject to a restraining order and whom she might date.
I miss the crazy Britney
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Bye! Good
I fucking HOPE this isn't true. Brit Brit actually has her Dad to thank for everything that's going on with her now. I get that she wants to be independent. But why go back to that GD douche bag who was NEVER any good for her in the first place. Plus IF she wants to keep her kids around she best stay under daddy's control until she really gets her act together. Those boys need her to be a good mother since she really wasn't when they were infants.
it does not compute in my head that this adnan douche has good dick...
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nice ass...when does it open?
Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 4:50pm.
"She has been begging him to meet her and help her come up with a plan to get out of her dad’s conservatorship.
Yeah, like this buffoon can come up with a plan to break the conservatorship.
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hahah yeah. good point eh? if nothing else this demonstrates yet again why she shouldn't be allowed to think for herself!
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
I'm so fucking tired of being subjected to this dumbfaced greaseball. Actually, I'm tired of being subjected to both of these dumbfaced greaseballs.
Besides, I'm pretty sure that Shitney's mentally fucking handicap & really, it should be a moral outrage to keep proping her ass on stage for us to laugh at anyway. We wouldn't stand for this nonsense if Corky (Life Goes On woo woo) was rolled out in some fishnets & made to sing sluttastic songs.
So yea. TL;DR: Fuck all things Spears. Daddy and otherwise.
You must die. I alone am best.
Who said she couldn't date because she's HIV + ?
Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 4:31pm.
That must be the kind of dick that make you wanna slap yo momma and roundhouse kick a sick puppy.
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I think i just snorted my carbonated water out of my nostrils..
HYSSSSSSSSSSSSTERICAL!!!
I prefer "Labia Lickin' Lady" over his obnoxious shouts of "Hot LEZZZZZBIAN Love!"
MK's right. When you're dickamatized, it's always some douche that's hanging on the other end.
I honestly don't blame her. Her dad is going too far now. Take away a woman's freedom - fine. But how dare you take away her good dick? Fuck off, Daddy Spears!
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
"via her hairdressers and style team"
WTF? Brit has a "style team"? Are they all blind? Or just on vacation a lot?
"Rhoda, via her hairdressers and style team e all aware that you're an adroit liar"
*sigh* this ho...you know what though..all of us women have had at one point in our "love' lives that one guy who we know we are waaaay too good for yet, we always still find ourselves chasing aftr him, "accidently" drunk dialing or texting him and at 2 in the morn and then letting him hit it even though we should have quit it. Seriously though, this girl just feels trapped and will find any way and by any means to "free" herself even if it means illegaly contacting this d-bag.
***"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die." ***
"She has been begging him to meet her and help her come up with a plan to get out of her dad’s conservatorship.
Yeah, like this buffoon can come up with a plan to break the conservatorship.
Submitted by NaNoop on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 4:36pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 4:35pm.
Daddy Spears needs to buy BritTwit some super-sized vibrating dildos
Those things probly get sucked on up in there, they need a body to keep 'em out where they belong!
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Hmmmmmmmm. Prolly true.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by One-trick Pony on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 4:37pm.
My one friend has a roach living in the LCD screen of his microwave. It LIVES in there. *shudder*
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FUCK! lol
In before-mentioned college town, at night you could see what looked like hairs sticking out of the cracks between bricks, cinder blocks, etc. They weren't hairs! They were the ANTENNAE of HORDES of roaches hanging out in there, waiting. One night my friend poured some mountain dew on the ground and they all came POURING out! I say "pouring" because seriously there were so many of them that it looked like liquid. >glarggh<
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK