They Are All Going Down!
Dancing with the Has-Beens is now Dancing with the Broken Down Bitches, because they are all basically murdering themselves for a paycheck. The Woz busted his shit up. Jewel and Nancy O'Dell both wrecked their knees. That hot peen from Sex & the City pulled his groin. Steve-O is almost a fucking paraplegic. Shawn Johnson has a crazy stalker trying to kidnap her ass and now Holly Madison might have cracked her damn rib.
UsWeekly says that Holly got busted up during rehearsals last week, but kept on walking around and shaking her chichis like a champ. I almost said "dancing," but she doesn't do any of that.
Holly's spokesbitch said the pain has gotten so bad that she can't do some of the moves anymore, so she's going off to the doctor to see if he can fix her. But there's a possibility that her baby back ribs are damaged.
Poor Holly. How is she going to ride the dick if she's got a damn rib bone sticking out of her skin. That will break a boner. Skank needs to get that shit super glued or something, because her career as a professional slut is at stake! No jokes.
The whole show is turning into a triage center. A bitch is going to get killed! Their careers are already dead, do they want their bodies to follow?! And notice how the only bitch standing there with her back fat intact is the evil CHERYL BURKE. Stick her in a box, put a possum on top and send her down the river. That witch is taking no prisoners!
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fabulous diva buns> I saw like...5 seconds of her dancing...and was cracking up over the irony of a porn star (i mean, basically, you know?) not having any natural rhythm! She was like a broken-down robot!
What's with the ugly medicine balls on all these broads chests? Don't they care that everyone knows that they've had their weeny little chichis pumped up into rock hard chest balls?
Posh seems to have set a really unfortunate trend with these messes.
I always thought that the idea of P.S. was to fool everyone into thinking that you're naturally gorgeous. Obviously not! The cheaper, and more artificial they look, the better, it seems!
(I still think that Posh takes the cake. Can you think of anyone more ludicrous?)
I tell ya, The Hef has No taste when it comes to women! THIS skank was his favorite, she looks like a 40 year old piece of trailer trash!
This chick looks worse with every new pic I see of her.
Bad hair, bad titty job, ugly DESPERATE eyes...Alaska wants you back Holly, to bury your skanky ass in ice.
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
Oh I love all you sluts! I'm so glad I am not the only one who can't stand this skank! I don't find her attractive in the LEAST and those fake boobs are just ridiculous looking. Not surprised she got injured AT ALL.
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Am I the only one here who hasn't been impressed with Holly on DwtS? She looks much worse than she ever did on The Girls Next Door.
LOL... I said that shit in the Woz post, HollyHo had to hurt herself shaking those fake tits. The tit came down on a rib the wrong way.
FIRST OFF WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT THIS STUPID FUCKING SHOW. THE REASON THESE FUCKING LOSER GET HURT IS BECAUSE THESE FUCKS HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING PHYSICAL IN THEIR LIVES AND WHEN THEY JUST MOVE THEIR FOOT....BAM INJURY...FUCK THIS SHOW AND THESE D-LIST LOSER ON IT...
THE REASON HOLLY GOT HURT IS BECAUSE THE ONLY REAL THING ABOUT HER IS THAT SHE USED TO SUCK A OLD MAN'S DICK TO MAKE MONEY AND THAT IS THE ONLY JOB AND OR EXERCISE THAT FAKE CUNT HAS EVER DONE, SO WHEN HER FAKE HAIR FALLS OUT AND HER FAKE TITS EXPLODE THIS FAKE ASS BITCH WILL BE CRUISING THE VEGAS STRIP AS A WHORE AND NOT AS A "STAR"....
Well I would have to say the moral of the story is when you are an insecure woman and you get implants that don't fit your frame you shouldn't try to do anything overly physical cause you might crack a rib.
Judging by this woman's dancing the implants haven't done much for her body in terms of sensuality.
I have one thing to say...You Bettah Work.
Holly Madison is putting her future career in porn on the line.
If she throws her back out one more time, she's gonna have to go straight to the skank retirement home!
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Her boobs are scary-looking. I'm so glad I don't want this show! I don't need to be tramatized more!
i didn't know blow-up dolls had ribs
Maybe the rib cracked because she was wearing her top too tight! Now she'll have to quit putting her ta-tas on display for a while.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
They really need to be taking more precautions with this people. It is REALLY easy to injure yourself, dancing, especially if you're not that experienced and are being forced to learn new things and improve and push it further and further constantly. They are clearly doing something wrong if 70% of the cast is getting injured, with 2 people having to actually back out of the show. What the fucking fuck? The quickest solution is to sacrifice Cheryl Burke to the dancing Gods, obvi. Make it a live Pay-Per-View event and they could really cash in.
Congrats, Holly. You have the worst boob and dye job Hugh Hefner's money could buy.
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Got that right!
GOOD LUCK trying to dance with a cracked rib! There is nothing a doctor can do for cracked ribs except, dope you up on pain meds and then you REALLY won't be able to dance.
LMAO @ The whole show is turning into a triage center.
Maybe Dr. Howard Dr. Fine Dr. Howard can be the attending physicians.
The DWTS curse is even creepier than the Poltergeist curse...Who knew ballroom dancing could be so treacherous? These people are clumsy as shit.
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Swinging those ridiculous chi-chi's around can't be good for her back. I know several women who had reductions due to chronic back pain...and then there's Anna Nicole who got hooked on pain pills cause of the back pain from her chi-chi's.