Open Post: Hosted By Phoebe Price & The Chicken Cutlet Hater
I'm just about to get on a flight to South Carolina to track down the Funeral Fairy, so that we can take our act on the road. Two fairies make a RIGHT. I'm also going down to SC for a wedding. No, I did not dress up as a wounded sea creature and trick Mah Boo Anderson Cooper into marrying me. That's next month. I'm going to another wedding. And I fucking love to booze at weddings.
So, I won't be able to post more shit until I land, check into my No-Tell Motel and wash my ass off in the sink. Then I will be back for more fuckery.
In the meantime, I leave you with this video featuring our very own international supermodel Phoebe Price battling it out with a straight-up chicken cutlet HATER. Crazy vs. Crazy! Who will win?
The crazy lady thinks PP makes her own mother stand behind her like some kind of slave! The audacity! PP's mother has to stand behind her, because if she doesn't, she might be wounded by PP's international supermodel skills. When PP knocks a pose, a bitch can get hurt.
The crazy lady threatens to whoop that cutlet! Seriously, she threatens to beat a hot babe down! PP fires back by saying she'd shoot a bitch if that happened. DAMN! Famewhoring is seriously a dangerous game. Bitches are getting shot over this shit! Famewhorez 'n the Hood!
You know, the crazy lady was really pissed because PP was trying to take her corner. For real. That being said, the crazy homeless lady is giving PP a run for her cutlets for the title of Hot Babe of the Millenium.
(Thanks Rachel)
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TheBreakdown,
I don't think you will see this, but I submitted your word to the urbandictionary.com site:
Hometrick
A word used on Dlisted to describe Phoebe Price's job.
Obviously, she is getting funds from SOMEWHERE, because hometrick is always showing up any-fuckin' where in couture or couture hand me downs.
by EvilShoe on Mar 28, 2009
tags: celebrity, phoebe price, no job, gold digger, homtrick
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It said I couldn't use my friends names, so sorry I couldn't add it. :(
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Dick happens! - MK
Her mommy is here?
Gwad, I love dlisted.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Mother of PP: Well, you have to admit she "wears really bad clothes and strikes campy poses that get her in certain magazines," right?
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Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons.
Wishful
Guff and Sheeps are such LIARS
Phoebe Price's father died with Lukemia and the doctors tried to save him. Let him rest in Peace.
No hospital or doctor has ever been sued.
What is wrong with these people that they have to
thrive on a dead man that worked until he died. I am sure Guff and Sheeps need a job
Phoebe bought John Casablancas with her inhertiance money from her Dad. She owned it 5 years until she came to Los Angeles. She now
owns her own business Phoebe Price Designs which
is doing great. No one supports Phoebe except
Phoebe.
Why don't you get a job or help the Lukemia Foundation or Childrens Hospitals and leave
people who are trying to do good alone.
Life is not always perfect but God is good
Flora ,Mother, of Phoebe
Memaw in this video TOTALLY has my heart. I can appreciate that kind of fierceness.
EvilShoe:
Feel free to use that, just give me credit and a hefty check.
It's a recession, sluts!!!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 03/28/2009 - 8:41am.
Hometrick! LOVE it!
Yeah, I too want to know HOW the HELL she subsidizes inflicting herself on the world when she doesn't appear to have a job or a man.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Hometrick LMAO!
I too will be looking for ways to use this word today.
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Dick happens! - MK
"Hometrick" hahaha! Love it! Must find a way to use this word in a sentence today....
I have been asking this forever and a day and I have yet to see a decent answer, so I ask again...
What the FUCK does Phoebe Price do exactly?
Obviously, she is getting funds from SOMEWHERE, because hometrick is always showing up any-fuckin' where in couture or couture hand me downs.
Did she marry this wealth? Steal it? Inherit it?
What?!!
Someone find the fuck out!!!!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
My friend recommended me the hottest dating
place..wealthyfish.com..where people have opportunity to make friends withmillionaires,hot and sexy girls,supermodels and so on.First i can't trust it,then i signed there.It's true.Exciting.I want to share with you.
Um, it's sort of interesting that Phoebe tells the homeless lady to get a job. I've been trying to figure out for years how exactly Phoebe makes a living.
ASPARAGUS PEE!!
tee hee
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
Submitted by modianos on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 11:09pm.
If he was REALLY a friend, he'd share some of that money. Buy a round or two. Spread the wealth. Stimulate the economy.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 10:44pm.
Submitted by blueice059 on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 10:35pm.
My friend recommended me a very interesting place
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I think your friend secretly hates you and has a serious passive aggressive streak. Ask him why he's such a douchebag.
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dont listen to TV...if youre really his friend buss a cap off in his ass.
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Colt 45 and 2 zigzags, baby that's all we need.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 10:44pm.
Submitted by blueice059 on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 10:35pm.
My friend recommended me a very interesting place
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I think your friend secretly hates you and has a serious passive aggressive streak. Ask him why he's such a douchebag.
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Theriousthly TV, it'ths a very interethting plathe! Juth dont athk anyone to kith you.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by blueice059 on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 10:35pm.
My friend recommended me a very interesting place
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I think your friend secretly hates you and has a serious passive aggressive streak. Ask him why he's such a douchebag.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 10:20pm.
No sweat jg. I got it saved and resized whenever you want it.
Night!
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
oh, and nite, johnnysgirl
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 10:20pm.
uterus w/ rimshots?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
OMG you guys.
Mytwocents, thanks, you are a doll!
TITS, thanks to you too!
TV, when I'm having uterus times next month I expect a full routine. I'll provide the rim-shots.
AND the dinner bell has rung >ding ding< Chooken and mashed taters and sparrows guts! YUM!
You hors be good, I love y'all. Got to go nom!
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 9:38pm.
BTW. I was referring to the dlisted whore known as "mytwocents". Aussie bitch ho. She is a pshop whizz. :)
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*blushes* Awww gwaan wit chu! You're no slouch yerselfs.
*winks at Adnan socky chola whore bitch*
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 9:12pm.
*flys into thread like Wonder Woman in her invisible plane*
I found yer little butt wigglin avi:
http://msp92.photobucket.com/albums/l10/mrjoshua1972/Animated/stimpy.gif
Heydy ho hwores!
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 9:30pm.
The same thing happened with my Michael J. Fox avie.
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TV!! :I
Sandbitch and TITS...wtf, you look like somebody else...hmmm...
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the end...
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 9:38pm.
are we unveiling the sock tonight?
it is friday here...
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Johnny
go to www.gifworks.com and resize your gif. the maximum size rules (which don't apply to tigerlilly grrr) are 85x85 and the maximum size is 30 kB.
jpegs get resized (except for tigerlilly grrr) but animated gifs lose their animated when automatically resized to fit those dimensions (which don't apply to you know who).
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 9:44pm.
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BTW TV, I keep meaning to tell you...myself and a friend of mine did a burlesque routine as the opening act for an Obama fund-raiser called "Obamarama." We made/wore little hats just like the one in your avie (Rob Zombie?)
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 9:52pm.
I missed it?! I have uterus related jokes I could've used! I'm never offended (obviously).
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 9:44pm.
Sorry
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Nah it's okay. You give me so many belly-laughs that totally outweigh it. Besides, I must apologize for probably alienating the males from the open post today with all my uterus-whining. Sorry about that! I promise not to talk about it anymore (this month ;)
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
I don't care how crazy that woman is, she is MUCH more attractive than Phoebe!
hahahaHA!
soo rich that this bitch tells anyone to get a job. face it, you both have the same job. standing around on the street, begging for something. one of you for money, one for attention. same shit, different pile.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 9:38pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 9:30pm.
The same thing happened with my Michael J. Fox avie.
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Oh, TV! For shame! You just gave me the sads.
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Sorry
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 9:38pm.
===I can prolly try and make stimpy's legs wiggle, but can't guarantee he'll look normal...
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Heh! Stimpy look "normal."
'Sokay. I need to learn Pshop. My old roommate was a whiz and he tried to introduce me to it but it gave my brain a bad case of the dumb.
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 9:30pm.
The same thing happened with my Michael J. Fox avie.
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Oh, TV! For shame! You just gave me the sads.
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 9:29pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 9:21pm.
Have you got a link to the original stimpy gif?
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Nah, I just looked fer it and can't for the life of me remember which google image search produced it. It was a random, accidental find. Harrumph.
But thanks for the two cents!
===I can prolly try and make stimpy's legs wiggle, but can't guarantee he'll look normal...
BTW. I was referring to the dlisted whore known as "mytwocents". Aussie bitch ho. She is a pshop whizz. :)
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 9:12pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 9:06pm.
I also made Tits tits wobble. Tits wobble beta went sideways and whores were having seizures, so I had to fix it before we got sued.
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Say, Sandbitch - mebbe you can help me out. When I first snagged Stimpy here, his little legs wiggled. But on my computer he's just a picture. Why is that? I'm not that tech-savvy.
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The same thing happened with my Michael J. Fox avie.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 9:21pm.
Have you got a link to the original stimpy gif?
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Nah, I just looked fer it and can't for the life of me remember which google image search produced it. It was a random, accidental find. Harrumph.
But thanks for the two cents!
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 9:26pm.
Damn! That fish is from......like......the future!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Jeebus christ!!!! Look what I just found on youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zoygy-8PTtU
I tell ya, the world is a wondrous place. To quote the Phenomenauts: "Earth is the best."
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 9:24pm.
Don't listen to him, Sandbitch!!!
You keep on making "jiggling titties" and Uncle will love you forever!!!!!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 9:23pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 9:18pm.
He's heavily medicated, he loves everyone.
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BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Hey TV! Wanna make $930.00 the easy way? C'mere....stick out your tongue, Boy!!
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Free steak knives?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 9:18pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 9:13pm.
He's heavily medicated, he loves everyone.
===Well fuck. That bubble didn't last long. Thanks TV.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 9:18pm.
He's heavily medicated, he loves everyone.
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BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Hey TV! Wanna make $930.00 the easy way? C'mere....stick out your tongue, Boy!!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 9:12pm.
Say, Sandbitch - mebbe you can help me out. When I first snagged Stimpy here, his little legs wiggled. But on my computer he's just a picture. Why is that? I'm not that tech-savvy.
===Like I haven't heard that line before!
Truth is, most of the shite I achieve with pshop I do by mistake LOL! I too have a coupla animated gifs that won't work on the D. Mytwocents suggested that maybe the image might work if saved as an "animated gif" not a "gif". The smart arsed aussie ho...!
Have you got a link to the original stimpy gif?
And I'll tell Tits to have a go at fix it. :)
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 9:13pm.
He's heavily medicated, he loves everyone.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 9:08pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 9:06pm.
I always read your posts and have seen your artistic work! Personally, I think you're great!!!
==aaaaaw shucks man *blushes wif pride*
Uncle ashtray loves meeee. Heheharrr ~ jelly anyone???
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 9:06pm.
I also made Tits tits wobble. Tits wobble beta went sideways and whores were having seizures, so I had to fix it before we got sued.
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Say, Sandbitch - mebbe you can help me out. When I first snagged Stimpy here, his little legs wiggled. But on my computer he's just a picture. Why is that? I'm not that tech-savvy.
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 9:06pm.
I always read your posts and have seen your artistic work! Personally, I think you're great!!!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Submitted by NaNoop on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 8:40pm.
I know how you feel when nobody gets your joke. I made a sleestack Adnan avitar yesterday, named it Shitney's LuvR and it was all crickets up in there on the Shitney thread so nobody saw it or cared :(
Actually, that's not totally true- Sayonara saw it and commented it was funny, but nobody else noticed. And I tell ya- the resemblance was TOO much, I was laughing when I made it, but it flopped!
===I know how ya feel. I made an adnan-sock monkey-chola avatar once and amused myself no end.
I also made Tits tits wobble. Tits wobble beta went sideways and whores were having seizures, so I had to fix it before we got sued.
Submitted by NaNoop on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 8:35pm.
I made a sleestack Adnan avitar yesterday, named it Shitney's LuvR and it was all crickets up in there on the Shitney thread so nobody saw it or cared :(
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I saw it! I didn't comment cuz I'm a loser. Sorry!
Is anybody here tonight? I know it's Friday and all but me and my angry uterus are staying home and drinking wine. Johnny said he'd take care of dinner so he's goin to Safeway to get us a chook. Till the dinner bell rings I got time to skank it up with you hos.
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK