I'm Begging You For Mercy!
The head bitches in Malawi have spoken! Vadge is indeed in their parts to pick up a little 3-year-old handbag, I mean, a baby named Mercy!
Officials tells UsWeekly that Vadge has been eyeballing Mercy for a while now. Vadge first spotted Mercy during a window shopping trip in Malawi three years ago. An official said, "The adoption is going ahead. It has been at an advanced stage for some time. The girl is from the Mchinji Home of Hope orphanage. She has no father and mother, they both died...We finished the assessment yesterday in readiness for the courts next week."
The only problem Vadge could face is the fact that her roidy pussy is single and free. Another official from the Child Welfare Department in Malawi said they don't really like to send babies to broken homes.
I once knew a girl name Mercy in high school. Let me tell you something about this burgundy-haired ho. Bitch wanted to be a chola in a bad way, but she just didn't have the forehead for it. Her upper eye area didn't look right with painted cholita eyebrows. Her forehead was like too short or something. She looked like a Muppet. You have to be born with the right face to hold exquisite eyebrows like that. It's all in the genes. Anyway, this trick stole $5 out of my hand when I was going to buy a lemonade at Hot Dog and a Stick! I never got my lemonade or my big wiener. Mercy, if you're reading this, I got your number bitch! You owe me a hot fucking dog!
I'm sure Vadge's Mercy is nothing like my Mercy, but I still want to give her the side-eye just in case.
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Still getting the Edina Monsoon vibe from Madonna.
I think she wants someone to tell her how beautiful and wonderful Mommy is because Lourdes is so over Madge!
Run Lola, run! And take Mercy with you!
Has Vadge hired a new nanny yet? It's not like she's actually going be changing diapers. Or spending ANY TIME with this kid.
will she have a carribean nanny?
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The war isn't working.
Enough with the baby collecting! Can't she just collect ceramic dogs like all the other old women?
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notoriousrem> How do we know that, though? If someone is providing her w. love and enough food, shelter, clothing...how would her life be "horrible"? Madonna doesn't exactly strike me as the maternal type. How do we know this child's life would be better living w. her? Money isn't everything...
As much as I CRACK up about your madge posts... I think you are completely wrong on this one.
Maybe the kid just needs love.
That was cheap of you.
I guess being 50 is not a factor, on top of her being "unstable" home status, were not factors.. I guess chihuahuas are out of style..
Love her a lot. She seems to have a nice profile on a single’s club named ..wealthyfish.com... She’s attractive, sexy and popular there.
A nice little girl that looks very sad. Vadge is a crazy bitch, but let's face it...Madge's house has got to be better than starving to death in an orphanage where no one loves you. She'll get to wear all of Lourdes designer hand me downs.
I only hope the little girl learns kaballah and how to read the list of rules posted on the wall really quick or she'll find her ass right back in Malwai.
I never thought I'd say this, but Madge looks good in green.
Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 3:18pm.
I find it so strange that people classify "Africa's policies" and "Africans" as though it is one country. There are 54 different countries on the continent. It makes me feel like we still live in a time when every person from any Asian country is an "Oriental". Why aren't people with access to information able to differentiate?
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We probably can but just can't be bothered?
OR
Next week a coup or fascist dictator or local uprising or NGO or local drug lord will overthrow the current coup, fascist dictator, NGO, or local drug lord and demand a new country be created and we just can't keep track of all of it.
OR
You're right, there are 54 Countries and it's just too damned much to get a handle on. Europe was hard enough and it only has like 45 countries or something. That's why the rest of the world demanded the European Union be formed. We needed it all lumped together.
She is a cute baby and I wish her luck because Vadge has to be hell to live with.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Mercy is adoreable. But is Madge trying to be Josephine Baker with an army of adoptees.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Sat, 03/28/2009 - 1:39am.
Halp???!!!
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Halp???!!!
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Submitted by tojo on Sat, 03/28/2009 - 1:30am.
nite!!!!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 03/28/2009 - 1:09am.
Submitted by tojo on Sat, 03/28/2009 - 12:59am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 03/28/2009 - 12:53am.
I'm thinking that for 3 million dollars, she may be able to get Lourdes eyebrows waxed. Maybe
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I think she got 'em done! Madonna seems like such a bitch of a mom...
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Really. She seems to care about "her" kids for 6 weeks or until the publicity dies down, whichever comes first. Her kids are like overripe bananas to her. Some have been in her vadge, but they all need to be replaced by something fresh.
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well, speaking of fresh...I gotta go to work in about 5 hrs- better get some sleep...night all!
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Submitted by tojo on Sat, 03/28/2009 - 12:59am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 03/28/2009 - 12:53am.
I'm thinking that for 3 million dollars, she may be able to get Lourdes eyebrows waxed. Maybe
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I think she got 'em done! Madonna seems like such a bitch of a mom...
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Really. She seems to care about "her" kids for 6 weeks or until the publicity dies down, whichever comes first. Her kids are like overripe bananas to her. Some have been in her vadge, but they all need to be replaced by something fresh.
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Wanted to change my siggie...who the fuck remembers thier convoluted password on a Friday night?
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 03/28/2009 - 12:53am.
I'm thinking that for 3 million dollars, she may be able to get Lourdes eyebrows waxed. Maybe
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I think she got 'em done! Madonna seems like such a bitch of a mom...
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I'm thinking that for 3 million dollars, she may be able to get Lourdes eyebrows waxed. Maybe.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
And MK this is the funniest sentence...love you!
I'm sure Vadge's Mercy is nothing like my Mercy, but I still want to give her the side-eye just in case.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 11:29pm.
Let's say Madonna spends three million dollars on Mercy over her lifetime. One child is rescued from poverty and unhappiness. But if M donated the same amount now to the African orphanage of her choice, many more kids could have food, vaccines, books, etc. As MK says, Madonna is adopting Mercy as a sort of handbag,
I totally agree. As IF she's gonna be spending any time with that little girl herself, or ANY of the other kids for that matter. I don't buy it one bit. She's too in to herself to REALLY care about someone, deep down. As if she loses any sleep worrying about her kids on any level.
I just can't fathom her truly, spiritually (not religion-wise, either) taking an interest in anybody but herself.
Good reasoning! But if she just donates the money, people will be apt to forget about her generosity...this way when she's dragging around her accessories, nobody will forget!!
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She should just donate $$ and let the kid live in her country.....
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Submitted by NaNoop on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 11:34pm.
Yeahhhh. *sigh*
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 11:29pm.
Let's say Madonna spends three million dollars on Mercy over her lifetime. One child is rescued from poverty and unhappiness. But if M donated the same amount now to the African orphanage of her choice, many more kids could have food, vaccines, books, etc. As MK says, Madonna is adopting Mercy as a sort of handbag,
I totally agree. As IF she's gonna be spending any time with that little girl herself, or ANY of the other kids for that matter. I don't buy it one bit. She's too in to herself to REALLY care about someone, deep down. As if she loses any sleep worrying about her kids on any level.
I just can't fathom her truly, spiritually (not religion-wise, either) taking an interest in anybody but herself.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Let's say Madonna spends three million dollars on Mercy over her lifetime. One child is rescued from poverty and unhappiness. But if M donated the same amount now to the African orphanage of her choice, many more kids could have food, vaccines, books, etc. As MK says, Madonna is adopting Mercy as a sort of handbag, not out of moral goodness.
Ever heard that this one appeared on the hot hook-up club
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Oh yes, I'm gonna kick back, poor myself a stiff drink and wait for Mercy's tell-all book to come out...it might be 10-15-20 years...but you know there will be one! Madonna did not need those clam shell cheek implants...she always stayed out of the sun...she was aging gracefully, now she just looks odd. Does Prince Charles still want to be Camilla's tampon, or did he get over that???
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Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 9:03pm.
Is that kid eating paint chips? Freshly peeled from the wall??!! Damn!
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Is that kid eating paint chips? Freshly peeled from the wall??!! Damn!
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Submitted by NaNoop on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 8:56pm.
I can TOTALLY see Vadge as just like Joan Crawford behind closed doors. Beating, punishing, shaming, because none of these kids live up to her perception of "perfection."
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
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I totally got a flash of Vadge beating on Lourdes with a wire hanger shreiking 'YOU A MOTHERFUCKER AND AIN'T ALL THAT...'
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community? Leonardo DiCaprio and Jennifer Connolley viisted a lot of orphanages while filming Blood Diamond. Both were quite moved to do something. DiCaprio elected to support a bunch of kids financially--he pays for their school and for them to live in a group home wiht a caregiver and all of their needs are taken care of. he also donates a ton to the schools they attend and bought computers and supplies for ALL the kids to use. Conolley decided to pay for irrigation, wells, and purufication systems for the whole community. This way, kids could stay in their countries and the whole community benefited for the same cost as a few designer kids outfits.
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I like teh idea of helping the community. I mean help the community and leave the kids with there. The cash she take to spent tons of money on the new kid on expensive clothes,shoes funiture could help that community tremedously.
I can TOTALLY see Vadge as just like Joan Crawford behind closed doors. Beating, punishing, shaming, because none of these kids live up to her perception of "perfection."
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Umm why not buy kids in America. there are tons of kids suffering here as much as africa. Thakns to jole people go there and take kids for attetion.
Submitted by mahaatma on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 7:58pm.
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Submitted by Hysteria on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 4:52pm.
so this is the secret to a 'youthful' face. get golfballs implanted in the cheeks. get a chin implant. stretch skin over as needed.
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Amen! Will SOMEONE please get a memo to the plastic surgeons of the world that CHEEK IMPLANTS=EPIC FAIL????!!!!! How many women have put these god awful lookin' things in their faces only to look like a bad boob job traveled north???
And what happens if you get that shit removed? At least if you get bad breast implants removed, you can stuff all that saggy skin over that droopy underlying tissue into a bra, jack that shit up, and look normal in clothes. With cheek implants, you can't do that. You are stretching out tissues and skin with that mess! You will ALWAYS have to have SOMETHING in there or else your cheeks will sag down to your chin. And if they lift that shit up, you will be skin and bone in the face...
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...double AMEN!!!....those dumb twats don't seem to notice than their heads keeping getting bigger and bigger and bigger from all the implants and fillers and shit and they all have the same Joker-like smile on their gigantic pumpkin heads ......another bitch of mine is why these twats all pose the same with their legs twisted like pretzels for the cameras!?....WTF?...I know they all think it makes them look slimmer in the hips, but it looks stupid and you're not hiding your big ass - we all know it's there....nobody stands twisted like that except maybe polio patients....like Pink says - Stupid Girls!....
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Preach my sista preach....and God forbid Posh Beckham get all those facial implants...That, along with her cement WONKY TITS will meake that boney bitch tip over! Bitch will need Cinder Blocks for shoes and a couple of garden bricks in the back of her bloomers to balance that kind of mess out...
Whores, QUIT PUTTIN' THAT SHIT IN YO' FACE...(put it in your tits and ass cuz, let's get real that's where the $$$$ is...)
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Submitted by Hysteria on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 4:52pm.
so this is the secret to a 'youthful' face. get golfballs implanted in the cheeks. get a chin implant. stretch skin over as needed.
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Amen! Will SOMEONE please get a memo to the plastic surgeons of the world that CHEEK IMPLANTS=EPIC FAIL????!!!!! How many women have put these god awful lookin' things in their faces only to look like a bad boob job traveled north???
And what happens if you get that shit removed? At least if you get bad breast implants removed, you can stuff all that saggy skin over that droopy underlying tissue into a bra, jack that shit up, and look normal in clothes. With cheek implants, you can't do that. You are stretching out tissues and skin with that mess! You will ALWAYS have to have SOMETHING in there or else your cheeks will sag down to your chin. And if they lift that shit up, you will be skin and bone in the face...
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...double AMEN!!!....those dumb twats don't seem to notice than their heads keeping getting bigger and bigger and bigger from all the implants and fillers and shit and they all have the same Joker-like smile on their gigantic pumpkin heads ......another bitch of mine is why these twats all pose the same with their legs twisted like pretzels for the cameras!?....WTF?...I know they all think it makes them look slimmer in the hips, but it looks stupid and you're not hiding your big ass - we all know it's there....nobody stands twisted like that except maybe polio patients....like Pink says - Stupid Girls!....
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Well I really hope that in REAL life the kids Madonna has adopted are well taken cared of. Again, I don't like the whoring the kids around,or with Madonna's money one thinks the paper work people would STFU about such things, but oh well. what happened to the Isla bonita Madonna?
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 3:01pm.
What about Harvey, slutty Katy Price's disabled son she trots out for every photo she can arrange?
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He's not an adoption.
Harvey is Katy Price's actual son. She had him with some English football player. He was born disabled and she's used that ever since.
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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 4:52pm. I miss 1985 Madonna:(
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Me too. This Madonna is nothing more than a pretentious asshole.
amen to whoever said why couldn't Madonna do soemthing for the community? Leonardo DiCaprio and Jennifer Connolley viisted a lot of orphanages while filming Blood Diamond. Both were quite moved to do something. DiCaprio elected to support a bunch of kids financially--he pays for their school and for them to live in a group home wiht a caregiver and all of their needs are taken care of. he also donates a ton to the schools they attend and bought computers and supplies for ALL the kids to use. Conolley decided to pay for irrigation, wells, and purufication systems for the whole community. This way, kids could stay in their countries and the whole community benefited for the same cost as a few designer kids outfits.
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Submitted by Hysteria on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 4:52pm.
so this is the secret to a 'youthful' face. get golfballs implanted in the cheeks. get a chin implant. stretch skin over as needed.
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Amen! Will SOMEONE please get a memo to the plastic surgeons of the world that CHEEK IMPLANTS=EPIC FAIL????!!!!! How many women have put these god awful lookin' things in their faces only to look like a bad boob job traveled north???
And what happens if you get that shit removed? At least if you get bad breast implants removed, you can stuff all that saggy skin over that droopy underlying tissue into a bra, jack that shit up, and look normal in clothes. With cheek implants, you can't do that. You are stretching out tissues and skin with that mess! You will ALWAYS have to have SOMETHING in there or else your cheeks will sag down to your chin. And if they lift that shit up, you will be skin and bone in the face...
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some of your post are so evil. this girl has no future in malawi. she would be doomed to die.
I think Mia Farrow adopted at least one child who had a disability, if not more.
How many children could Madonna "save" by doing something for a village instead of picking out one prize for herself to bring home?
I'm sure the money she's paying for the adoption is going into the pockets of the adoption approvers, not helping any other child.
Jesus didn't someone tell this slag children are not toys and no one will think she is a saint for doing this?
All those adopted(by a celeb) orphans have no parents...that is until they go home with said celeb then BINGO! The parents are magically alive!
So over this shit.
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so this is the secret to a 'youthful' face. get golfballs implanted in the cheeks. get a chin implant. stretch skin over as needed.
from a distance she looks good. up close it has to be scary.
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I guess exclusive LV's aren't good enough arm candy anymore. Vadge, you officially SUCK. I miss 1985 Madonna:(
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I refuse to say anything negative. That picture breaks my heart and knowing BOTH parents are dead makes me so sad. You know this child would have had a horrible life if she stayed in that orphanage. Madonna maybe a royal cunt but I can never knock someone taking a child out of such a horrid situation. And I think it is very good for David to have a sister he can relate to. Too many children have nothing, no where to go, no parents or parents that are unable to provide. Adoption is selfless at the end of the day, you never know the baggage the child will come with till time goes on.
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This woman does not have an inner self. Why else has she spent the past 2 decades or so playing one role after another? Is she trying to imitate Josephine Baker and her "Rainbow Tribe?" Josephine Baker was damned cool and I think she actually had a heart, not to mention talent.
The only celebrity I can think of who adopted a handicapped child was Elizabeth Taylor. She'd already had several of her own, and during her first marriage to Burton, she adopted a little girl from an orphanage in Germany who had hip displasia or some other condition which made her unable to walk.Her name was Maria & she wrote a lovely essay about being raised by the ultimate sexpot movie goddess...and it sounded like a fine life.
Madonna has always given me the creeps. Even before MK posted that turbo twat picture.