Friday, March 27th 2009
Afternoon Crumbs
Ashton is NO Steve Carrell. And please, this dick bag is just playing it up for YouTube. You know he waxes the crack - Towleroad
A bitch faints on live TV and nobody gives a fuck! (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
More of Valerie Bertinelli's Photoshop bukkake in People Magazine - Egotastic!
Beast in latex - Hollywood Tuna
A week old slice of pizza and a butt plug are making another movie together - Lainey Gossip
T.I. goes to jail - Just Jared
Andy Roddick's got the itch. It's probably just crabs - Popbytes
That's how Courtney shows her love! - Hollywood Rag
A tour of RiRi's stupid tattoos - Cityrag
I hear bomb testing zones are a special place to "fornicate" in - Popsugar
A dog milking a goat. Yup, that's it - Best Week Ever
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Cowboy up Kutcher..... they're paying ya.
Who gives a rat's a-hole if Asston Kutchner has a degree, associates or otherwise? He's still nothing but a prettyboy who looks best posed with his mouth CLOSED....Demi is smart and rich but she lies about her age, she has been lying for many years now. I know because way back in the day, I used to sit around on my lazy ass after high school,watching General Hospital...Demi was older than me then, and NOW by some miracle, she is suddenly 7-8 years younger, imagine that! Maybe she is just confusing her biological age with the age of some of her plastic parts, I don't know....
You know who I'm pretty sure has a college degree? Ashton Kutcher. I'm not checking up on that, so if I am mistaken ... very sorry. :) (hehe... not that you need one to twitter.)
Who did Courtney threaten to kill? Last I heard her first husband (not Kurt) was afraid for his life. So, there you go.
Oh, yeah... www.justiceforkurt.com
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The hard copy of the "People" with V-Bertinelli doesn't look as Photoshopped. She claims to be 5'4" and 123 lbs. I really doubt it. Her head looks a lot smaller than her frame and you can still see mini-rolls hanging over her bikini.
i love it when "educated" ppl cut down others for not having enough formal education...obviously you can't learn class and tact in a class room. they're what you call OVEReducated fuckholes, and they're probably teachers, b/c that's the only thing overeducated fuckholes are capable of.
and yes, i have gone to college, and no i don't have a fucking chip on my shoulder from sitting behind a book all day. you want a real education, get out and get it yourself from DOING.
btw, riri's tats are redonk. but i do like the music notes.
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I luv it when you call a spade a spade cuz as the tech pointed out at the end of the waxing, 'there's nothing' there to wax! And yes, I believe he gets a male brazilian!
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I don't know who is a bigger idiot Kutcher or RiRi..hate them both.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I am truly surprised that the giant Frankenberry looking sister of big ass Kim isn't chased by the villagers with flaming torches and pitchforks.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Shouldn't Ashton have been retro-aborted by now? I mean, has anyone proven he is a viable fetus? ABORT! ABORT! I'm sure even those right to life mother fuckers would be whistlin' and checkin' their nails whilst Ashtons retro-abortion took place...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Who can watch more than 10 seconds of Ashton Kutcher. Shut Up Shut Up Shut Up!
That was pretty stupid, but I did find it amusing when he said (paraphrasing) "Some people like hard wood, some people like carpet." I doubt he made it up himself, but it's a nice line.
I looked at the cover of that People magazine at the grocery store and there aren't any of those jagged lines on Valerie's arms and legs that show up on the online photos.
Valerie looked better fat.
Ashton Kutcher is a fuckpig.
demi must have the brains of a tween if she actually enjoys anything other than sex with ashton...he's a douchey tool...
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nice ass...when does it open?
*Didn't watch the Ashton clip because I fucking hate that twat!
*I fainted in the grocery last summer, thankfully my bf was there to keep me from hitting the floor. Pretty sure it was sunstroke. It happens.
*Tommy Girl + JizzDo= BOMB! They're both so fuckin untalented and yet so self-important, probably got a lil much self-esteem boosting growing up.
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RiRi's tattoos are lame. Who the fuck gets a tat inside their ear???
And that is SO not Valerie B. in those People pictures. Come on!
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"Dude is titty fucking and prematurely jizzing on all of us with his eyes." - MK
Sickitten: With all due respect, and you have a bit of a point there, I don't think those bitches' problem is a lack of college. It's more of an ego/personality/entitlement/delusion issue.
But I get what you're saying.
rhianna's tattoos: if you're going to get a tattoo, get a tattoo, not a post-it note
same goes for saint angelina with the chicken scrawl on her boney arm to remind her where here chillen came from....just ask your nanny!!!
What fresh hell is this?
If Kong Kardashian was wearing a white top, she'd be a dead ringer for Free Willy.
ashton is one crazy mofo! he never shuts up..just like me. ;/
the chick who fainted...oh boy! maybe a PB and J sandwich or two would help her to get back among the living ones.
riri...and her tattoos...pff! they're fugly!
the dog milking a goat is prolly the best of all of this!
Asston needs to just go away.
I'd toss Ashton's waxed salad hole, you bet!!
And gotdammit I like Khloe the hot sasquatch! She's not fat. I'd love to be that tall, for real.
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Submitted by your ex on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 4:33pm.
sickitten you are an EDUCATED dumbass.
sick kitten is two words, BITCH. your boyfriend probably looks like ted bundy.
===I doubt she finished grade school. She's very adept at cutting and pasting though, gets a sparkly sticker for that.
I wonder if Demi whined as much when she had her nether regions waxed? Sorry folks, this site is NSFW... or life.
http://www.heaven666.org/demi-moore-bush-1376.php
sickitten you are an EDUCATED dumbass.
sick kitten is two words, BITCH. your boyfriend probably looks like ted bundy.
SICKITTEN - we get it. College is important to you & your "better-looking-than-Ashton-Kutcher" boyfriend. (Which wouldn't take much, to be better looking than a douche).
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Submitted by your ex on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 4:13pm.
ashton looks like someone who is too dumb to know how to masturbate.
Sweet fancy Moses, you're right! Now that you say that, I can see some resemblance b/t him and a guy I used to know. I heard a story about the first time the guy had sex. He thought you just "put it in" and waited for it to start pumping.
Yeah.
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At first I envied Demi her young boy-toy but now that I realize how annoying he is, she is welcome to him. Jesus, what a douchey-douchey-douchebag.
That fainting chick looked like she was in need of a doughnut and coffee. She was stick thin. How embarrassing to faint all over a lame newscaster in loud shorts, on the beach, in front of everyone and on TV too. Poor thing.
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demi moore is an overpaid hooker bitch and a glorified pedophile.
ashton looks like someone who is too dumb to know how to masturbate.
It always surprises me when someone like Ashton has a career on just making really, really bad movies cuz I have never seen him in 1 good movie.
Ashton is among the most annoying people on earth. 'punked' is horrible. i hope he has to work for a living someday.
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God damn it! I can't stand that douche Kutcher.
Ashton is an unemployed (albeit rich) loser, as far as I'm concerned. Stop twittering and youtube-ing, you jackass!
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true. an uneducated jackass!
God, my BF is so much better looking than Kutcher. Demi could have scored higher if she at LEAST had an associate's degree. Her mom was trash and essentially, so is she. That ugly kid Rumer really put it out there for all to see.
ok that dog clip was teh awesome.
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
Am I the only one who barely recognizes Valerie Bertinelli??? Nevermind the photoshop done on her body... what the fuck happened to her face?? New nose... new chin... green eyes??? She looks like a tranny.
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Valerie didn't attend college and therefore bored everyone around her, especially the Dutch one.
people like Demi, madonna and gwyneth don't get why their guys run off with others. It's called a 'COLLEGE EDUCATION'.
Demi. Madonna, gwyneth, there's always gonna be somebody better looking and educated. You will always lose to them.
Young peeps, read and learn.
Not as old as Demi, but fuck my BF is younger, too.
See what being educated can do for you!
Ashton is an unemployed (albeit rich) loser, as far as I'm concerned. Stop twittering and youtube-ing, you jackass!
You don't need Miss Cleo to see that the Tom Cruise/Cameron Diaz movie is going to fail.
Rihanna is getting annoying. Going out clubbing and getting tattoos aren't effective ways to show "empowerment" in the face of adversity. She's a dumbass.
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Courtney Love threatening to off someone? Say it ain't so! She's a fucking pro at that. Just ask Kurt.
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Am I the only one who barely recognizes Valerie Bertinelli??? Nevermind the photoshop done on her body... what the fuck happened to her face?? New nose... new chin... green eyes??? She looks like a tranny.
Ashton is a fucking douche and that was in no way funny. Fuck him.
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