A Baby Robber In Africa!
Vadge and her face made from the labia lips of a thousand virgins arrived in Africa yesterday to open her net and catch every child she comes across. Because Vadge is saving Africa! It's her Africa! But not everyone thinks that. Vadge will show her face in a court in Malawi today to make the final layaway payment on 3-year-old (or 4-year-old) Mercy James, but the child's memaw is trying to stop the adoption.
Lucy Chekechiwa, Mercy's memaw, is telling the papers that Vadge is nothing more than a baby robber! Baby Jesus' mom will co-sign that. Lucy said she made an agreement with the orphanage Lucy is living at that when she turned 6, she would come back home. Lucy's mother and father have both passed away a while ago. Lucy went on to say, "Why doesn't this singer pick other children? It is stealing. I want to go to court, I won't let her go."
I'm sure Lucy will feel a lot better when Vadge places a warm bundle of cash money in her arms. When she burps her new money baby, dollars will fall out instead of vom! That's got to be better.
Lucy isn't the only bitch in Africa that wants Vadge to get the fuck out. Some villagers are apparently pissed that she's building a girls' school around their parts. Well, she calls it a school, but we know it's just a shopping center for Vadge to personally go and pick out some new accessories!
The villagers are saying that they have been told that their gardens and houses have to be torn down in order to make way for The University of Baby Roids. A government official said the villagers will be compensated by Vadge's foundation. When a journalist asked Vadge if she was worried about the situation, she shouted back, "NO!"
Well, I guess it could be worse for the villagers. Yeah, they won't have a fucking roof over their heads or a damn garden to pick food from, but Vadge could've bought them instead.
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it looks like she brought some of her favorite jews to help her pick her new baby girl?
These villagers should be grateful instead of paranoid. Ooh the big white devil is coming in and might improve the lives of our dirty fleabitten orphans. In the old days they would've just cooked Madge in a boiling pot.
CNN has a story, "Why doesn't Madonna adopt a child from the U.S.?" Because there would be less press.
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Why do you all have to get on Madonna's case about this, NOT like your going to adopt any sick babies without parents or food. Your the same people that make fun of the save the children fund before you turn it off. The fact is you all have never educated yourselves to the struggles these children face, because you would rather turn a blind eye to starving children. Madonna may not be perfect, but it is called being humane something you all know nothing about.
Why is she a cunt? Cause she looks better than anyone posting in this forum at 50. Because she had more money than anyone in this forum at 50.
Most people can't stomach this part of Africa, there is barely any running water, children eat once a day, and millions of parents die from aids. If this wasn't enough this is the same part of the country where children are kidnapped and people saw off their body parts. Madonna has paid for children to be transported to doctor to try and help them survive after these terrible attacks, don't suppose any of you have saved any children lately from being mutilated?
Grow up because from where I see it, your the Vadge. Madonna is a better person than you will ever be.
The sooner these 'adoptions' by publicity hungry fame whores are made illegal, the better. They take the 'cutest' kid away from their own culture, and (often) families, to bring them up in the opulence of neurotic HW.
Celebs of the 'Mad'onna calibre are really not in the position of giving these kids normal, balanced lifestyles. They are usually 'me, me, me' people who are full of vanity, greed, and strange passtimes. As much as I love Angelina, I think that 3 adoptees are enough! Just NO MORE PLEASE! The latest reports are that Brad and her are on shakey ground now. There doesn't seem to be a lot of stability in the kids daily lives.
Why don't these fame whores just give a few $$million to a whole African and/or Cambodian village, instead of plucking just one out (of hundreds) to receive a highly privelidged upbringing - and the rest are left wanting; overlooked, forgotten. It's just not right.
I always loved Vadge, but I'm so fucking over her.
Since when are skanky skanks permitted to pick out designer kids from underprivelidged countries? Don't good morals accouynt for anything any more?
I can only pray to our Heavenly God Almighty that this sleeze of a woman is denied her application.
But, 'money talks', and I fear that Vadge will get what she wants (as usual)
Why doesn't Madge go home to Detroit? I am sure there are lots of little black babies in foster care that she can chose from right in her own back yard!
It is sad that she picks kids with families..I think it is pretty pathetic.I hope they let the memaw keep her.I also think her conservative look and no make up is a ridiculous front..someone needs to send the court photos of how she ususally looks.
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Can't this bitch find a real orphan? She's always taking kids with families. Publicity whore. And someone should tell this seahag that she looks like a used tampon.
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Well now we know why Guy bailed. Not because of A-Roid and certainly not because of Jesus Jr. She must have been hell bent on this abduc..er..*adoption* and he wisely decided to bail.
I wonder if it's too late for him, Carlos Leon *and* David's biological father to file some kind of joint class action custody for the kids?
Whats with that hat? She look like fucking Goering. All that's missing is the white suit.
Do you think the school's library will have a copy of her SEX book alongside all her kid's books??
Maybe the memaw got a look at this little gem.
http://img1.liveinternet.ru/images/attach/b/2/0/105/105122_madonna_sex_a...
Look. I hate this bitch. Yes I said hate even thogh I don't know her but I just don't see why BrotherFucker can adopt puzzle pieces and Manny can't. i don't get it.
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look at this old crows face-she looks 10 years older than she is!
Ive aaid it before-she needs to gain a little weight,relax from the working out and chill the fuck out!
Children are not commodities.
They should not be part of "the economy".
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bravo Madonna--because of you, many countries will close their doors to foreign adoption. You and Brangie have prevented the adoption of how many children into loving homes because you were selfish and wanted to buy people. Jolie did NOT go through the proper means to adopt Pax and Maddox, and there have been investigations into both of those adoptions.
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I can't stand Madonna, the arrogant fucking cunt. I wish she'd just fuck off and die already; her music has sucked for years now and that was her only redeeming quality.
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Aging pop culture hag picking an orphan from a selection her assistant arranged? Paging Edina Monsoon!
OMG, WHY is Vadge doing this? We know it's not out of the goodness of her beef-jerky-like heart, so what's the actual story here? It's it to make fake-Kabbalah brownie points? I thought only Scientologists had to do that!
The tearing down of the villagers' homes and gardens to build her "school" was a nice touch, though. This is a public-relations nightnare - why does she persist in doing it? No one's going to annoint her as the "Most Holy," you betcha. Everyone sees this for what it is - an attempt to shore up her "Lady Bountiful" image after her messy divorce.
Submitted by putas on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 12:32pm.
I love how she has the same hat as Hannibal Lecter in the last scene of Silence of the Lambs when he slipped away into a crowd on his 'tropical trip/escape'. That's solid.
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Hee hee!!! That is funny.
Oh please the ONLY reason this sea-hag is adopting this little girl is so she can be Lourdes' personal waxer/shaver.
With the money she has spent to buy this baby she could have supplied the country with birth control and condoms. All this MADOPTION does is get her face in the press and does nothing to change AIDS or BREEDING in a poor nation.
I love how she has the same hat as Hannibal Lecter in the last scene of Silence of the Lambs when he slipped away into a crowd on his 'tropical trip/escape'. That's solid.
If this story is true, I think there's a HUGE problem on both sides of the globe. On one side, people are still BREEDING when their overall conditions of life suck major monkey balls. They are still birthing babies they can't take care of, so what do they do? they put that child in an orphanage, expecting said orphanage to be some sort of Day-care Center or a hotel. Either fix the vast majority of the population over there to put a temporary patch on the birthing rate to avoid them breed like rabbits and hence, give birth to unwanted malnourished rabbits OR make huge and long sex education campaigns. Make the people PLAN their future before breeding just because they CAN. Seesh!.
Anyway, on this side of the pond we have the "orphans are the new black and a super trendy accessory", a trend made and sustained by the shallow, ignorant and stupid Hollywood idiots and the rest of the rich brainless sheeps. I wonder how much money Madonna had to pay to speed up the process and why does she need to adopt another kid when it's obvious she has a lot of shit on her plate already. She actually makes it easier for me to think she's just after the publicity. And I expect Angelina Jolie to adopt another kid pretty soon too.
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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 11:30am.
Submitted by gia: "...I think Madonna enjoys adopting babies that are a challenge, its her way of proving she can take a baby away from people who love it. Being able to "have it all" so easily must get pretty tedious for someone as disgustingly driven as her."
I think you nailed it, gia. There are so many truly orphaned babies, but she always seems to want the ones who already have relatives. Granted, they're not the people taking care of Mercy, but she's not completely alone in the world.
That's fucked up on several levels.
I think you ladies are definitely on to something. She's all about power and image.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by gia: "...I think Madonna enjoys adopting babies that are a challenge, its her way of proving she can take a baby away from people who love it. Being able to "have it all" so easily must get pretty tedious for someone as disgustingly driven as her."
I think you nailed it, gia. There are so many truly orphaned babies, but she always seems to want the ones who already have relatives. Granted, they're not the people taking care of Mercy, but she's not completely alone in the world.
That's fucked up on several levels.
Reminds me of The Child Catcher from Chity Chity Bang Bang!
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I thought Mercy was an orphan, meaning both parents were dead...I think Madonna enjoys adopting babies that are a challenge, its her way of proving she can take a baby away from people who love it. Being able to "have it all" so easily must get pretty tedious for someone as disgustingly driven as her.
YES the tell alls will be sooo much fun. I think Vadges will be more twisted.
Submitted by birdie on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 11:06am.
I'm eagerly awaiting the book that Lourdes, Rocco, David and maybe Mercy will write about Vadge. Gotta be juicier than any tell-all book ever.
I TOTALLY agree! EXCEPT that I think St. Scrangie's herd's tell-all will be JUICIER....
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
I guess when all is said and done, at LEAST some good comes of her actions, no? I feel sorry for whoever gets picked to live with her, but I HOPE in a trickle-down effect that Vadge is ultimately in some way helping these people.
I don't know that much about her "work" and charity, I will confess.
But as a person, I don't like her and SERIOUSLY believe that this is more of an "image" thing.
Lord knows, she's got enough money to donate however much she does and never feel it, so good on her for giving in whatever way she does.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Is that her official malawi outfit?
I'm eagerly awaiting the book that Lourdes, Rocco, David and maybe Mercy will write about Vadge. Gotta be juicier than any tell-all book ever.
The native folk there look so THRILLED that Vadge has brought her giant ego and media circus to their village.
I'm sure Madonna can smuggle out a couple more kids in her vadge on the way home.
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If anyone watched the BBC3 programme "Being Human" you'll notice Vadge has the same eyes as the werewolves!! I think this explains everything.
Submitted by E.A.P. on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 8:52am.
well said.
I am sure there are babies for sale in America to the highest bidder. Oprah could have done it better but she is a mediaho. These places need hospitals and schools. They can help many but not enough attention.
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 9:48am.
remember when people use to buy dogs after a traumatic breakup to feel less lonely?
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that was back in the day, before Parasite Hilton bought them all to stuff them in her closet...
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I think she looks good in this pic.
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Vadge is a grade A CUNT. that is all.
If the little monkey has a "Memaw" why is it in an orphanage?
Ok, so she's down there to pick up one kid, save one life. But how many souls did she have to harvest for her lord and master, Satan, to keep her ass relevant? A contract is a contract, right Madonna?
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