BABY In A Tutu
I'm about to rename this bitch Umbilicalcordlisted, because this Monday is about all BABIES! BABIES to the left, to the right, to the side, down below, up above, behind you, on your head, in your armpit, every fucking where! The malevolent baby army has brainwashed me, because every story that involves a BABY has me hypnotized and I just have to post about it. I better wear a car seat over my head to stop their messages infiltrating my brain area, because babies hate car seats.
Anybabieswilldestroyusall, here's Halle Berry's little baby, Nahla, wearing a tutu in Los Angeles. This makes me want to be a baby myself so that I can wear a tutu in public without men in white suits chasing after me with a taser gun. Babies can really do or wear anything and get away with it. That is why they are the most dangerous creatures on this planet! Although, Halle's baby is really all sorts of precious. OH FUCK! Get me a car seat hat STAT!
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Cute kid. I'm surprised that she got blond hair/light eyes. Yes she's a bit odd looking, but she isn't us ugly as Sadie/Apple/Seal's kids.
Its sad that when she was pregnant with her, halle got tons of death threats for being in a relationship with a white guy and making an "interracial baby" death threat senders are the dumbest bitches around, cause all they had to to was look up halle berry and find that shes already half white. their attempt at cutting off the interracial mating was a generation too late!
whats with the death threat craze at every turn? not like any of em follow up on it anyways
anywhosiewhatsie, im glad their happy and the babies healthy and they seem to be relatively normal, not flaunting the baby for cash like every other whore out there. out of all hollywoods kids, this one will probably be amongst the few normal.
Why what's up with the kid's outfit and you make a big deal out of it? She's a toddler for crying out loud and it has nothing to do with Halle's parenting skills. Atleast she's not dressing her up in baby hooker clothes. What better age for that baby than now to wear a tutu.
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Submitted by Lindalou: "I dont know if Halle is aware but you can put the tutu on when you get to the photographers. Taking them out in public like that for no reason is just weird."
Yuh. My 3 year old has left the house in some pretty wackadoo outfits. But that's because she CHOSE them and I didn't think it was worth the battle. If she wants to look like an idiot, what do I care? Her sister and I look normal, so people will deduce that she picked out her outfit.
But I doubt Nahla CHOSE that outfit. That's a case of the mother needing attention.
I know she has gorgeous parents and all but Nahla has always been a weird looking baby to me. I'm also surprised she turned out to be so tan considering she has more white in her than any other race. And no, I'm not trying to be racist, I'm just making an observation.
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I've always liked Halle Berry ever since I saw her in The Flintstones. I thought she was the most beautiful black-american woman. Nahla is such a darling and she will be as stunning as her mom when she grows up.
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That is a cute baby and I love her outfit!
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Give the baby a chance. I bet she is going to be hot. Her face is very cute now, although some disagree. A lot of ridiculously cute babies I have seen grow up to be weird or just ok and some not so cute babies grow into their features and look gorgeous. She'll be a ok, and my guess, beautiful. I just don't understand people who have to say bad things about babies, I mean I can understand if the are exceptionally hideous (still not nice), but most babies are going to look a little off because they are developing and growing into their features.
It's not the hair and eye color that make her look weird. It's her face. It's got a peculiar shape/composure.
I'm not a fan of Halle's and I think she paid for her beauty ala nose job. If you want to talk about a beautiful black woman, Angela Bassett wins hands down and I doubt she's had an ounce of work done.
I think that baby is so goddamn cute.. she looks elfish but she's still pretty
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 6:27pm.
However, I wouldn't turn down some social intercourse.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 6:23pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 6:18pm.
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No I can't. I'd be too paralyzed by JELLISY. Then when I'd recovered, I'd poke her eyes out.
Kidding. Sort of.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 6:18pm.
Can you imagine having a convo with her?
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Isn't Angel I Canadian? An African-Canadian, if I recall? Ontario, Toronto?
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 4:57pm.
Halle also always picks handsome dimbulbs as lovers, like Justice and the sex-addict dood.
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Yeah it's true. I think she only picks pretty boys and lives to regret it.
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Look, people. This kid is going to be hot. The reason why people are shocked that she looks so weird is because we know Halle is bi-racial but that 'baby daddy' is too if he's Canadian from Montreal. Don't let the green eyes and dirty blond hair confuse you. If his family has been there for over 400 years, he's mixed in with Inuit or Indian. That's where the baby gets the eyes from. She's gonna have a ball getting those wisdom teeth pulled at 18 years old.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 4:44pm.
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Angel, I wrote the second part which I was responding to, the first part is that awesome poster from Germany, the black guy avi.
I dont know if Halle is aware but you can put the tutu on when you get to the photographers. Taking them out in public like that for no reason is just weird.
She's still weird-looking.
I guess it's not really appropriate to say about a baby, but in this case it's true.
Some celebrity babies/children I don't think are cute, but it's usually just out of personal preference (like I don't think Violet Affleck is cute, but she's not weird-looking). But Nahla definitely has a strange face.
But there's probably a reasonable chance she'll grow into her face and be super good-looking, or otherwise just be weird-looking for the rest of her life. Long, thick hair helps pretty much any less-attractive face, though.
Halle also always picks handsome dimbulbs as lovers, like Justice and the sex-addict dood.
Submitted by bitchette on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 4:52pm.
My mom certanly didn't stay quiet abou it, she bitched a lot.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
what do you do when you have an ugly baby???
smile and say -They'll grow into their nose-?? :)
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Submitted by gia on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 11:34am.
I was so fucking ugly when I was born, and this is a true story, My mom actually told the doctorsthey might have been mistaken me, cuz I was too ugly to be her daughter ( don't get me wrong my mom is a wonderfull lady, I've seen my pictures I was UGLY)
I'm not stunning by any means, but I grew into my looks, my sisters?, my sisters are pretty , but that's about it I look different, big eyes, big lips,olive skin...
I'm sticking to my gut that Saddie will be arigt.
Shiloh? she'll be a pretty blond and blue eyes, kind of like Hayden Pannetiree( whatever her fucking name is) she is pretty, but just a pretty blond.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
By far the cutest baby in Hollywood.
Suri and Shiloh have nothing on this girl.
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 4:39pm.
I've always found Halle Berry stunning. But that's it. Just a pretty face. I am sure she is very nice, but she seems to have ZERO personality. At least not enough to draw me in.
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I've always found Halle Berry stunning. But that's it. Just a pretty face. I am sure she is very nice, but she seems to have ZERO personality. At least not enough to draw me in.
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Her low self-esteem owns her. That is the reason Halle is not attractive and sexy. Beautiful, yes but wasted because she's like one of those desperate Borderline personality disordered girls.
This kid may seem a little odd and strange looking now but fast forward 15 years and she is gonna be an exotic beauty. A really gorgeous, cool looking person. Look at those eyes!
Munkeyhed on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 10:24am.
She's one of those 'so-ugly-she's-cute' babies, like Seal & Heidi Klum's little ones. Those are always the ones who grow up to be dropdead gorgeous!
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i know! i hate to brag but i was an ugly alien balled headed baby myself and now i'm a fox! once again, i hate to brag but i had to!
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She's not much of an actress in my opinion but she's certainly is gorgeous!
and love the baby to!
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I've always found Halle Berry stunning. But that's it. Just a pretty face. I am sure she is very nice, but she seems to have ZERO personality. At least not enough to draw me in.
As for Demi? She was never more than very cute. It was not until she got older, went Hollywood and started drowning in botox (and other surgical procedures) that she got deemed hot.
Bruce Willis? Rugged, borderline handsome. That's about it. Some women like that. Let them. but do NOT get it twisted. You do NOT want to procreate with that big ass bowling ball head.
If you want good-looking kids, go for a Brad Pitt, Pierce Brosnan type.
Or pray for male offspring only!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 3:39pm.
Your right about Bruce and Demi's offspring-every so often you see the resemblance between Tater head and Demi(before all her plastic surgery)
Ive seen Halle Berry hiking in a canyon in LA and she's beautiful(even in old sweats and covered in sweat!)
Her combined with the baby daddy-Nahla is going to be absolutely stunning-right now shes just totally adorable!!
According to some theories, people that are very attractive have one feature that stands out predominantly from the others.
Whatever.
This kid is gonna be hot. If she is not, she should sue her parents.
The reason why Demi and Bruce children are not hot?
Because Bruce and Demi themselves are not hot. That is the biggest PR campaign smear in history.
His cranium and Demi's facial features just do NOT work together!!
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These comments are amazing. I actually think Nahla is way better looking than Halle. I've always though Halle was regular looking, not at all stunning.
Halle Berry is drop dead gorgeous and so is that little girl. ouuuu I wanna squeeze her & kiss her all over (the kid, not Halle)
Although on second thoughts....
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this baby looks totally adorable in her little tutu-what a great color-matches her skin-and shes going to be beautiful when she grows up...
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that baby wins hands down! the winner of all the cute babies!!!
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Submitted by KD on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 11:38am.
Submitted by gia on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 11:34am.
In the end, it is all a matter of opinion and personal preference, so it doesn't really matter.
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Yes, it certainly is & to be cliche, overall I do believe beauty is in the eye of the beholder, big time.
methinks she will be beautiful!
she's a cutie now, in these pics her face is all scrunched up from the bright sun, but in no way unattractive, and will absolutely be gorge when older.
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sparkle586 on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 11:11am.
Not getting the gushing over this baby. I guess she's cute enough but she looks like something's missing from her face. Not exactly what I call a beautiful baby.
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It's the eyes. One wanders and the shape and colour don't look right on her face. If they get them fixed, she might grow into her looks. Now, she does look odd.
congrats Stan Hooper and you are not old at all!
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That babay is just gonna grow into total HOTNESS.I think it's a good thing that she's not there now.Duckling 2 swan beats the shit outta' hot 2 NOT.
Thats a cute baby , we will have to wait until she is 21 to see if she is beautiful. A lot of times pretty kids end up being ugly adults and the homely kids turn out to be beautiful.
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This baby is indeed quite unattractive.
Not UGLY - like - let's say - Sadie Sandler ( how can one come up with the theory that she will EVER be a good looking adult is beyond me) or Violet Afleck.
Cute does not apply to this one. Sorry.
First- conGRATS Stan Hooper on the prego. Take care of yourself and have a healthy pregnancy:) Great news.
nahla is pretty, her eyes are a lot like her dad and her skin tone compliments it so she's striking.
Idk about the cute kids/ugly adults thing I've seen so many variations. But I *DO* know I have been absolutely FLOORED seeing the kids of 2 average people who are just gorgeous. Makes no sense. And I've also seen 2 pretty parents seemingly cancel each other out and and have goofy looking kids. Genetics is fascinating.
Halle looks so different from her 'BAPS' days.
Her nose is thinned out and she got a good dr. b/c if you never saw her before you wouldn't notice the diff. She now wears lots of J.Jill catalog looking shit and reminds me of the millions of moms I see on the playground - just better looking. She and JLo both thinned their noses, straightened their hair and like to wear neutral makeup and it just seems like they're trying to look bland and take out the ethnic.