BABY In A Tutu
I'm about to rename this bitch Umbilicalcordlisted, because this Monday is about all BABIES! BABIES to the left, to the right, to the side, down below, up above, behind you, on your head, in your armpit, every fucking where! The malevolent baby army has brainwashed me, because every story that involves a BABY has me hypnotized and I just have to post about it. I better wear a car seat over my head to stop their messages infiltrating my brain area, because babies hate car seats.
Anybabieswilldestroyusall, here's Halle Berry's little baby, Nahla, wearing a tutu in Los Angeles. This makes me want to be a baby myself so that I can wear a tutu in public without men in white suits chasing after me with a taser gun. Babies can really do or wear anything and get away with it. That is why they are the most dangerous creatures on this planet! Although, Halle's baby is really all sorts of precious. OH FUCK! Get me a car seat hat STAT!
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That's a potential hot slut of the month right there! Just wait until she grows into all of the hotness she inherited.
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It's baby Monday. Just told my boss I was preggo with my third kid.
She was supportive.
Unlike my mother, who told me I was too old.
I'm 38.
Jesus.
Take me now if I'm too old.
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Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn Wilson in Juno
Expecting my third in October.
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Submitted by GazingBeauty: "If I had a nickel for every time I said a baby was cute that wasn't, I'd be swimming in dough."
Me too. Although I usually use the term "precious" or "adorable" because all babies are precious and adorable means "worthy of adoration," which all babies are. So I'm not lying.
THAT IS ONE FUGLY BABY!
Halle is beautiful, baby is not. Remember, Halle has a nose job too. I guess everyone wants to look white these days.
Submitted by gia on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 11:34am.
In the end, it is all a matter of opinion and personal preference, so it doesn't really matter.
Submitted by RedWeatherTigerD on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 11:06am.
Cute doggy! He looks like a sad old man! LOL
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 10:41am.
Ugly kids grow up to be beautifull adults (most of them)Saddie Sandler is going to be a nice looking adult, she is going to grow into her looks.
Extremely beautifull kids grow up to be meh looking adults.
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I kind of disagree...Sadie will never be more than average looking. She is still just like a toddler or something & she hasnt come out of the awkward phase, that icky phase usually doesnt start until the hormonal pre-teen age. I dont see her growing into those looks at all. Its the shape of her head & face & her features that are wanky. Its not like she has the gawky, weird look of a model or anything, she just looks like her dad which isnt a plus...I feel like it would have worked more if she was a boy.
Just in my experience, I hope you dont mind that I disagree, I think its more common for ugly children to stay homely or become average looking adults. Its more rare for a gorgeous child to grow into something just mediocre. None of its that cut & dry though, there are tons of exceptions.
shut the smurf up on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 10:56am.
Submitted by Silvara0428 on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 10:53am
***hides shame faced under desk***
Should have known MK was on top of his game!!!
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Ok that baby is cute, but if you have an ugly baby please do not go around saying that she is ugly like my cousin her baby looks just like the dad, which is not good, and she said someone else's baby was ugly to me thats crazy, Hallie's girl is pretty considering she didnt get her mom's real nose
and Halle wasnt that pretty before plastic tits and nose and yes she was pretty before but not as pretty as now
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Not getting the gushing over this baby. I guess she's cute enough but she looks like something's missing from her face. Not exactly what I call a beautiful baby.
that baby should be illegal once she hits 18. she got the genes of two sexy people.
Oh wow Cword, she def does have his eyes.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
ISMU,
Aw! It's hard being the middle baby! So I've heard...I was the baby! =) Gotta love me!
OH! Boy/girl baby swap with DeeDee!!!
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That's a beautiful baby. She hit the genetics jackpot.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 10:26am.
those eyes, those lips, she's gonna be a hottie.
MK you are making my uterus hurt this morning....
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Submitted by KD on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 10:51am.
If I had a nickel for every time I said a baby was cute that wasn't, I'd be swimming in dough.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 10:31am.
The cupcake on the butt of whatever she's wearing under the tutu makes me wish I had a girl. :P
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I have a couple. Wanna trade for a day? Mine also love to get up at 5:30 am.
She is gorgeous and I love the color of her tutu and shoes. Halle is obviously a good mom, she cares enough to make her baby match.
I think Halle is purdy.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Silvara0428 on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 10:53am.
MK posted this, is too funny not to share.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Le sigh:
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2009/03/halley-berry-gabriel-...
Le purr:
http://www.mulheres-perfeitas.blogger.com.br/12-02-06_Gabriel-Aubry.jpg
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"There's a kid on a Pogo stick in front if my house. It's nearly midnight so let's assume he's been drinking. This should end well for him."
- excerpt from Christopher Walken's Twitter
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 10:49am.
Not always I Agree, but in my experience is most of the times.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Way off topic, and in no way affiliated, but cannot wait until open post to share...
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html
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yeah KD I want to see Gabriel holding Nahla pics too!
Drama: after I posted it I thought the same thing re the tanning bed.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Submitted by mike on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 10:42am.
I really don't think there's much correlation between cuteness in todlers and attractiveness in adults. I mean, a cute baby is almost the norm to most people, right?
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I've seen some ugly babies before. And like everyone else, I lied and told the parents how cute the kid is. I didn't know what else to do.
shut the smurf......not necessarily. It happens, but it is not certain. Some kids get to stay beautiful their whole lives, some ugly kids are ugly their whole lives.
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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 10:29am.
The baby's father is gorgeous. Where is he???
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OMG, nothing can make a girl swoon like seeing a hot guy carrying around a baby. I don't know what it is but it makes them so much more irresistable.
My yahoo home page featured celebs and their lesser-known twins. Ashton won the looks and health lottery in his case: http://c.getbackimages.com/uri/w514_h676_cfalse/michael-and-ashton-kutch...
Snowy: Ha! A room w/ a tanning bed & NO RAZORS! LOL
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
I really don't think there's much correlation between cuteness in todlers and attractiveness in adults. I mean, a cute baby is almost the norm to most people, right?
Drama: seriously! I would have to lock fat Rob in the room for a few weeks before I'd let him have his way with me.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
She's adorable!
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Ugly kids grow up to be beautifull adults (most of them)Saddie Sandler is going to be a nice looking adult, she is going to grow into her looks.
Extremely beautifull kids grow up to be meh looking adults.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 10:37am.
Yes, but I'm selective. He only knows starving, tanned, half-dressed, scruffy Boston Rob. I choose not to acknowledge well-fed, pasty BR.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Is Hallie wearing bloomers under that skirt? pantaloons? that scar is prolly from shaving, I do it all the time, LOL.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
She's a cutie.
she's just 'tu' 'tu' cute. hehe. she really is adorable.
DRAMA! If he knows my true love Boston Rob we will be sure to be best of friends. I am glad you are training him well.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Clarisse- Yeah, my middle one with the highly offensible delicate sensibilities. Quick to laugh, quick to melt down in a puddle in the floor like it's armageddon.
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Wow, he's a superhuman moron...
ISMU!
LOL! Tug's older brother??
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Awww so cute.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 10:23am.
Without being mean, I hope, let me just suggest that Nahla is not as amazingly handsome as you'd theoretically expect from such good-looking parents.
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I tend to agree...I dont think Shiloh & the twins are all that either & people expected them to be blindingly beautiful...I think they all just look like really attractive children. I have seen some ugly kids (I hate to name names, but Adam Sandlers daughter Sadie, is not a pretty little girl at all) but I think its pretty rare to see butt ugly kids.
As an aside I really hate that Nahla is wearing a brown tutu, it neutral-ness adds an air of practicality to something that should be more fun, plus the brown looks kind of bland with their skin tones...Something brighter would have looked so much more complimentary.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 10:31am.
Hey! Enough with the twat droppings.
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Funny, that's what I said this morning at 5:30 when I was rudely awakened by Thing 2.
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Wow, he's a superhuman moron...
That baby hit the DNA jackpot. So effin cute.
Snowy: You know I love him! So much so that he's starting to train on reality TV. He knows who Boston Rob is!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by Spoiled on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 10:26am.
Tutus are itchy and scratchy and uncomfortable.
True! Beautiful 'lil girl...
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The cupcake on the butt of whatever she's wearing under the tutu makes me wish I had a girl. :P
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Wow, he's a superhuman moron...
Hey! Enough with the twat droppings.
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