BABY In A Tutu
I'm about to rename this bitch Umbilicalcordlisted, because this Monday is about all BABIES! BABIES to the left, to the right, to the side, down below, up above, behind you, on your head, in your armpit, every fucking where! The malevolent baby army has brainwashed me, because every story that involves a BABY has me hypnotized and I just have to post about it. I better wear a car seat over my head to stop their messages infiltrating my brain area, because babies hate car seats.
Anybabieswilldestroyusall, here's Halle Berry's little baby, Nahla, wearing a tutu in Los Angeles. This makes me want to be a baby myself so that I can wear a tutu in public without men in white suits chasing after me with a taser gun. Babies can really do or wear anything and get away with it. That is why they are the most dangerous creatures on this planet! Although, Halle's baby is really all sorts of precious. OH FUCK! Get me a car seat hat STAT!
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LOL Drama: I can't wait to introduce him to VH1 Reality shows! hahahahahha
he's so cute that even his whining should be precious to you!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 10:26am.
MK you are making my uterus hurt this morning.
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my uterus is doing the Snoopy happy dance, since no bebeh will ever pay rent in it.
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Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
What an adorable beba! I love her tutu.
Beautiful baby..............beautiful Halle!
I hope I can be a cinderella of someone. My friend recommend me a millionaire dating site
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where I can meet millionaires. It's really a hot place and just for millionaires or admires.
Submitted by One-trick Pony - What's with the weird line running up Halle's shin in the first thumbnail?
I was wondering the same thing. Looks like a scar. Did she get that in her infamous hit-and-run?
The baby's father is gorgeous. Where is he???
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Douchechill!
What's with the weird line running up Halle's shin in the first thumbnail?
Snowy: I've got just the cure for your uterus problem -- I'm shipping The Child (who's entered a delightful whining phase) to you for a week or 2!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Nahla is a beautiful little girl. Halle is perfect, as always.
Tutus are itchy and scratchy and uncomfortable.
those eyes, those lips, she's gonna be a hottie.
MK you are making my uterus hurt this morning....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 10:23am.
Without being mean, I hope, let me just suggest that Nahla is not as amazingly handsome as you'd theoretically expect from such good-looking parents. (<<--Litotes!)
Blame the goddamn plastic surgery... you could never know what your baby is gonna look like these days. Just ask bruce willis
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"You know, and we know, and you know that we know that it's nonsense"-Daniel Hannan
Pfft….ran around in a tutu yesterday and didn’t get comments like these.
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And no doubt who her father is….little beauty has his eyes.
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"There's a kid on a Pogo stick in front if my house. It's nearly midnight so let's assume he's been drinking. This should end well for him."
- excerpt from Christopher Walken's Twitter
They are both gorgeous.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
She's one of those 'so-ugly-she's-cute' babies, like Seal & Heidi Klum's little ones. Those are always the ones who grow up to be dropdead gorgeous!
~Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life. Anonymous~
Nahla is adorable and I love that Halle doesn't use her for photo-ops unlike the Cruise Family who drag poor, little Suri out for pics daily.
She is not cross eyed. Looks at all the other pics and you can tell she isn't.
Cute, but not extraordinarily so.
Where did she get a brown tutu, though? I've only ever seen pink, white and lavender. Eh, I bet Petite Tresor has them in every color.
Without being mean, I hope, let me just suggest that Nahla is not as amazingly handsome as you'd theoretically expect from such good-looking parents. (<<--Litotes!)
She's cross eyed.
Halle and her baby are so damn beautiful. I wanna be Halle's baby, too! Rich, beautiful, will never have to work...sigh. Life is so unfair.
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She's a cute baby but gorgeous is a stretch.
On another note, that Baby is gorgeous
that baby is SO fucking beautiful. WOW.
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I'm gonna make a mistake, I'm gonna do it on purpose- gonna waste my time
Cause I'm full as a tick, and I'm scratching at the surface, and what I find is mine
- Fiona Apple
Just fart? They can piss and shit themselves, run around and then go "I made poopies" a half hour later basking in it,,,,and YOU have to clean it up, Ahhhh how wonderful it must be
OMG that child is gorgeous! no surprise there.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Daaaaang, what a beautiful little girl she is.
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He's a superhuman moron...
BABIES can fart whenever they want to and don't get glared at for it. I'm so jealous.
CUTE!!!
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”