Monday, March 30th 2009

Sean Penn's Movies Are Dead To Bill O'Reilly

Bill O'Reilly won't be in line to see The Three Stooges movie went it hits theaters, and not because its going to be a crunchy shit stain on the face of cinema, but because Sean Penn is in it. Billy is not going to support a dude who has held hands with Hugo Chavez while running through a field of daisies.

In a new interview with The Hollywood Reporter (via UsWeekly), Bill said, "He's a great actor, and if you hire him, you'll get a good performance. I'm just not going to give a guy who gives aid and comfort to people like [Iran president Mahmoud] Ahmadinejad, Hugo Chavez and Saddam Hussein, when he was alive, my 10 bucks. That's my right as an American. It's a personal decision. I don't tell people how to vote or how to spend their money. I don't tell people how to do anything. In America, you decide for yourself. We don't endorse anybody here or promote a political party, which is why we've been so successful."

Oh, please. You know that when Milk came out, Bill skipped down to a subway platform in Chinatown, bought a bootleg copy, went home, locked all the doors, unplugged all the phones, got a tub of Crisco, fast-forwarded to Sean's fuck scene with James Franco and had himself a dick slap party! Then he realized what he was doing, punched his peen and screamed at it for feeling throbby whenever it sees Sean Penn. FUCKING THING SUCKS!

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walker's picture

Sean Penn is the perfect embodiment of misguided, Hollywood liberalism. This the same guy who praised Iran and its "great people", all the while proclaiming his support for gay rights here in the U.S.. It's a fact that Iran still executes people for the crime of being gay.

====Penn is a hypocritical ass. I would love for him to show his movie 'MILK' Chavez IN Venezuela! OH I so wish he would! :D

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The British are protesting Obama's ass.

walker's picture

Oh, please. You know that when Milk came out, Bill skipped down to a subway platform in Chinatown, bought a bootleg copy, went home...

Chavez wouldn't do any of that. He would just KILL his ass since he hates the gays so much. So I really don't know why Penn is so chummy with him.

O'Reilly's show is at #1 for the 8th straight year. And the nerds at CNN and MSNBC are all scratching their heads, wondering why their shows are going downhill.

I can't stand Sean Penn. He's the original douche bag.

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I wish Bill O'Reilly would just take a shit and go away.

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I love it when people say that because they have traveled to Venezuela, Cuba or whatever, they know what is going on there. Being there as a tourist doesn't count. These peeps should try to live in those countries as NATIVES. For example, if you are in Cuba and happen to be a Cuban, you cannot eat beef because if an agent of the government catches you eating that shit, you could end up in jail for several YEARS. Same goes for anyone who even breathes anything remotely contrary to Castro. Jail is the next stop.
Now, if you go to Venezuela with your little kids, you have to bring milk, butter, wheat and rice with yourselves because Hugo's interventionism makes those products really REALLY hard to get. I could go on for hours and even throw Bolivia and Ecuador in the mix but I don't wanna bore you peeps with that. I'll say this though, Sean Penn and all his Hollywood little buddies that support fuckers like Chávez, Ché Guevara, etc. can kiss my ass!

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grapedrinkbaby's picture

Let's ask our fellow Venezulan Dlisters what they think?

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zomay said, "Like my pet peeve right now is male erection pill commercials."

For some reason, the "Just Brakes" radio ad gets up my nose. For one thing, the woman customer sounds like a complete airhead. Then, after she helpfully parrots back everything the JB guy says, she says, "Why do you do it, Just Brakes?" and the jingle runs, "At Just Brakes we really do care!" And I say in my head, "Because we are a BUSINESS in a capitalist society and that's what we DO."

Hee! Just as I finished typing that, the Pet Shop Boys song "Opportunities (Let's Make Lots Of Money)" came on the radio. Synchronicity.

But anyway.

Gad, Bill O'Reilly makes more sense to me on any given day than Sean Penn, and irritates me far less. And I am NOT a conservative or a Republican. People like Sean Penn get rich in this culture that allows them both to do what they can do (act) and shouldn't do (shoot their mouths off), and all they can do is bad-mouth said culture.

As I said this afternoon after I got out of the grocery store and saw that someone had let a cart roll into my car, why do people have to piss me off? Why?

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I hate Sean Penn. Always have, always will.

Poopele's picture

Sean Penn is a douchebag. A big one.
Bill O'Reilly is a half-wit. A big one.
And the rest of you can take my big one. and suck it.

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Poopele's picture

Sean Penn is a douchebag. A big one.
Bill O'Reilly is a half-wit. A big one.
And the rest of you can take my big one. and suck it.

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does anyone really care what bill o or sean p has to say with regards to politics? they're both jerks...
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It may “in” to be neither (Repub. or a Dem) or an Independant - (which O'Reilly is) but we have a TWO party system - a three party system has never worked - and we have to vote - so... what are we left with?

Voting where our hearts/minds are - we vote according to our moral compass - not the political one.

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Does Penn not look like a shanty English chimney sweep from Liverpool or somewhere in this shot?

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Submitted by lmarie373 on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 3:07pm.

so sorry for the triple post My computer froze and I had to refresh and I guess that is what happened I did not try to spam

==LOL, but do you feel refreshed?

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Submitted by lmarie373 on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 3:07pm.

exactly. As those out of the looney bin comments have everything to do with anything.

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lmarie373,
Do you mind repeating that?

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so sorry for the triple post My computer froze and I had to refresh and I guess that is what happened I did not try to spam

My parents are from Mexico and I have heard in that country you cant criticize the government but here at least you are backed the first amendment

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well for now we are protected :O

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My parents are from Mexico and I have heard in that country you cant criticize the government but here at least you are backed the first amendment

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well for now we are protected :O

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My parents are from Mexico and I have heard in that country you cant criticize the government but here at least you are backed the first amendment

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well for now we are protected :O

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My parents are from Mexico and I have heard in that country you cant criticize the government but here at least you are backed the first amendment

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well for now we are protected :O

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My parents are from Mexico and I have heard in that country you cant criticize the government but here at least you are backed the first amendment

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well for now we are protected :O

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WTF is Sean Penn and co. (ie: some celebutards )doing here in America if they dont like democracy?
My parents are from Mexico and I have heard in that country you cant criticize the government but here at least you are backed my the first amendment

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"I'm not a liberal, I'm not a conservative, and I think people who fit into the 'box' of those two catagories are equally narrow minded."

It took the last election for me to learn this. I used to think I was a liberal. Now I'm not so sure.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 12:13pm.
Tubereuse they're both eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvilllllllllllllllllllllll
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Kp, I completely agree. It just bugs me when ppl are so hypocritical...it's like ok, so if your life sucks so bad here, why not do something to change that? Everyone deserves to be happy. I suppose it's just easier to bitch.
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Both of them are tools, I just don't know which one is the bigger tool. I too, am neither liberal nor conservative, and tend to think that subscribing to singular, indoctrinated set of political views is an ignorant and rather shortsighted way of approaching the issues.

Sean Penn is the perfect embodiment of misguided, Hollywood liberalism. This this the same guy who praised Iran and its "great people", all the while proclaiming his support for gay rights here in the U.S.. It's a fact that Iran still executes people for the crime of being gay. How fucked up is that?! Does Sean Penn know about this trivial fact? Probably not.

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I agree 100% with manbearpig.

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Lelu, I wanted to copy and paste your comment, but I am on a new laptop and I have not figured out how to. But yea, I agree with you, they are everywhere.

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Submitted by zomay on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 1:30pm.

Like my pet peeve right now is male erection pill commercials. They are on ALL the fucking time. I hate seeing 60 year old men saying 'erection dysfunction' at 3pm in the afternoon.
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I'm so sick of hearing about "that certain part of the male body." A while back they showed a commerical in a talk show format with some guy asking girls some questions and it turned out to be a damn Extenze commercial. They're all over the place. And all the women get is the Trojan Vibrating Touch.

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I'm not a liberal, I'm not a conservative, and I think people who fit into the "box" of those two catagories are equally narrow minded.
I do think Sean Penn is very misguided in his beliefs, in fact most of Hollywood is as well, very very out of touch because they have such a different reality than the non-rich and non-famous. I usually like most of Sean Penn's movies but think he is a blowhard. People become successful in showbiz and they all morph into the same person with one brain and one belief system.
If people like him could put a fraction of that energy into finding something good to say about this country we live in that the whole world envies, or maybe pay a little respect to our soldiers at war, I might respect them a little. People have NO fucking idea how lucky they are to live in the Unites States, it's sad.

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By saying, "If you dont like it, leave!" I dont want to come across as a hillbilly statement like it usually sounds, but it makes sense. If you hate where you live, you leave, try to make contributions to change or leave. If you think it's an evil, ignorant awful place then why leave? The borders open to Mexico!

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When it comes down to it, Bill O'Reilly is expressing an opinion, which he has a right to do. It's what we all do every day here when we post "Fishsticks is a cunt" or whatever. He's not saying all good Americans should do the same as he does. We may not all agree with it, but he has the right to say it.

And I agree with Provolone and Kat!

*runs out, slams door*

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thanx KP,WTFyeah, and Provolone! :) Fuck all naysayers.
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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 12:58pm.
"At least Cubans get free health care."
Yeah, cause that so totally makes up for all the past and present atrocities done to them, right? A little free health care? Listen to yourself.
Submitted by GazingBeauty on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 12:57pm.
"You have given voice to the "the stupid American." Do you understand that each nation had the right to govern themselves how they see fit?"
Of course other countries are free to govern however they see fit, that is their right, but that doesn't mean they all make good decisions. I have the right to express that I disagree with the way their government operates and speak out against those ignorant enough to advocate a country's crimes against its OWN PEOPLE. Absolutely the US has made mistakes, of course we've gotten involved when/where we shouldn't but we've done a lot of good on behalf of other countries too. Think about why the fuck your ancestors immigrated here, why they left their homelands. Again, if you don't like it, leave!
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They are both self centered pricks who think the world gives a shit. Bill just do your job,
reading news off a teleprompter. And Sean, read your scripts. But really anytime someone says they are going to "ban" something from their life, it gives free publicity.

Like my pet peeve right now is male erection pill commercials. They are on ALL the fucking time. I hate seeing 60 year old men saying 'erection dysfunction' at 3pm in the afternoon. But for some reason the right wing christians are not fighting the penis ads. They are a fickle group. Two adult women can't get married, but kids can watch Cialis commercials. Fucking insane.

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i'm just here to have fun today. and i'm so happy to say, "President Obama"

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Bill has labia lips and Sean's nose looks like a turd

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Submitted by Katt on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 12:56pm.

Hey, guess what? If you don't like living in America, leave! I mean that honestly, if you're so unhappy and jaded by our government here and feel the election was stolen, the power is in your hands to live elsewhere. Anywhere you go politicians are shit-heads, it's just the nature of the beast.

Agreed 100%! I am not trying to be closed minded, everyone has the right to their opinions about America, but it's a big pet peeve when I hear people (usually kids in my classes) say things like, "God this country is so fucked up. I fucking hate it here. I want to get the fuck out of here!" My response is always,"Canada's not that far away." I'm all for expressing anger at our leadership and protesting , but I feel like it's so lame to bash your own country like that when you aren't contributing anything to it.

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Submitted by Kp on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 1:08pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 1:03pm.
Those kids dont even know who the picture of Che is, let alone what he's done.

O yea, i told one in college "yea the guy that invented MANDATORY volunteer labor for the greater good, i mean slavery never sounded so good!"

always the chubby hippy that never threw in on the 8th of weed would wear those shirts.

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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 1:09pm

I had a dog named Martin after him and saw DM 3 times in the same city on the Violator tour. I'm old :(

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Les Deux Deushe bags

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Submitted by areptiledisfunction on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 1:07pm.
Im buying my tickets on wneensday. DM is th eBest band that ever lived and MG is the best songriter alive with what is left of Amy winehouse LOL. I'm so excited

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

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Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 1:03pm.
Those kids dont even know who the picture of Che is, let alone what he's done.

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ummm... shut the smurf up, is that Dave Gahan in your avi? I got tickets last night to the show in August at Red Rocks.

ONT: Bill O'Reilly is on my list of people I'd kick in the crotch if we met in real life.

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Submitted by bitchette on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 1:04pm.

I thought for sure Bill O'Reilly went down with that scandal he was involved in last year or so, but somehow, I guess he managed to survive it.

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Submitted by WTFyeah on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 12:58pm.

THANK YOU!! The fact that we are able to criticize Bush publicly and that the entertainment industry blasts him so much is perfect proof of this. Some Americans are so spoiled and ungrateful for how lucky they are to be born with such rights that they take it for granted and whine when a bozo is elected leader.

Bozo is dumb, but he is NO Saddam.

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Provolone's commets ar eright on!
You go, I agree with you 10000000%, some people have no clue of what really Evil is.

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

KD's picture

I just think it is funny that Bill didn't even say the word "dictator" and all of a sudden someone is putting words in his mouth acting like he did.