Josh Hartnett's Stomach Is Being A Real Bitch

Josh Hartnett was put in an ambulance and shuffled off to the hospital early this morning in Los Angeles after he complained that he had an owie in his stomach. Entertainment Tonight says Josh complained about stomach pains, and instead of drinking an Alka-Seltzer vodka (it's fizzy!) and walking it off, he was taken to Cedars-Sinai. His spokesbitch said he's doing absolutely fine, but was kept overnight so they could keep an eye on some kind of gastrointestinal disorder he suffers from. This is apparently the same condition that fucked with Josh last year in London.

I hope gastrointestinal disorder is just publicist talk for bad coke, right? Or bad fish? Or bad baby? Or bad jizz? Or maybe Josh tried to do that acting-thing again? Don't do that, Josh! Leave it to the pros.

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Submitted by tinybaker on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 9:07am.

maybe he has Crohn's like me and gets flare-ups :(

Submitted by bubblegum on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 6:50am.

Josh is not only Gorgeous, he's also a really talented actor.
I hope he's doing better!

Submitted by djslipside on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 1:44am.

He sucked off a whole football team and had to have a gallon of cum pumped out of his stomach.

Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 9:27pm.

F.U.G.

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Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 8:03pm.

What a pussy..he gets the runs and thinks he is dying.

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Submitted by nono on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 7:21pm.

Could be Crohn's or Colitis. It would also explain why he looks pale and not healthy. These types of intestinal diseases alter one's ability to absorb nutrients. A flare up is also very painful and requires hospital times. Comes and goes (often times during the same time of year) the way it seems to have with him. That's my guess.

Submitted by Aunt Bea on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 6:05pm.

I don't get this guy.

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 6:03pm.

pretty color eyes.

there. I said something nice.

that's all I got.

Submitted by SICKITTEN on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 4:45pm.

Wow. Bad hair day.

Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 4:22pm.

that is an especially fug picture of josh...
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Submitted by walker on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 3:23pm.

I hope he's ok. I like him!

Submitted by dmdaws1 on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 2:30pm.

It could be his gall bladder. I had to have mine removed. I had about four "attacks" and it was the most intense pain I've ever felt.

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Submitted by Richiegay on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 2:29pm.

My guess is he got Bitch Slapped with a case of one of the Hepatitis Viruses. ! Ask Pammy

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Submitted by jgm22 on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 1:43pm.

the mole on his neck is distracting and ugly. can he please remove it?

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Submitted by CORNDOG on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 1:36pm.

who is Josh Hartnett and what does he do?

Where did all the Oly go?

Submitted by Whatever on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 12:48pm.

MK please warn us when you are going to post a giant picture of his face. Thank you.

Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 12:44pm.

We suspect that homosexual josh took something really really BIG up her love-canal!

Submitted by harlee25 on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 12:31pm.

its probably more serious than he's letting on

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Submitted by wooptdoo on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 12:30pm.

He wears those dumbass glasses so no one will notice his resemblence to Suri.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 12:27pm.

I'm guessing irritable bowel syndrome, Crohn's disease, or diverticulitis.

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Submitted by LeanneMarie on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 12:26pm.

His face is being a real bitch.

Submitted by kat on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 12:22pm.

Damn he's ugly.
I don't understand why people think he is hot.
And why does he always have that pube stache?

Submitted by Hysteria on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 12:16pm.

Submitted by KD on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 1:08pm.

lol! i saw the funniest birthday card. it showed a group of outerspace aliens looking at a human laying on an exam lab table. The alien says:

"I've seen these before. If it holds out a finger, whatever you do, don't pull it."

hahaaha!

Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 12:13pm.

Submitted by gia on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 1:11pm.

I agree, photo is not attractive, but I think for the most part, he isn't a bad looking guy.

Submitted by gnarlyone on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 12:12pm.

Let's see Northgate Virus or too much Coo Vwah Zee Ay??
That'll burn a nice hole in the lining

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 12:11pm.

Submitted by jim on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 1:00pm.
CHEW SOME FUCKING ANTACIDS AND DRINK A FUCKING BEER YOU FUCKING PUSSY!!

That made my Monday, I love you.

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Submitted by gia on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 12:11pm.

Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 12:51pm.
I really liked 30 Days of Night.
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Me too....It was surprisingly great & he was good in it...I dont hate him, but I find him to be incredibly unattractive in this photo, he looks sickly like he belongs in the hospital, kind of pasty & jaundiced at the same time...Normally, in movies though, I think he usually looks okay & isnt painful to look at...His face kind of reminds me of a young Tommy Lee Jones.

Submitted by KD on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 12:09pm.

All he haf to do is drink some 7up and sana, sana, colita de rana...

Submitted by KD on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 12:08pm.

Submitted by Hysteria on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 1:06pm.

I am a doctor. Give me your finger.

Submitted by Snarkley on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 12:08pm.

I agree with whoever said he's probably snorting too much baby laxative. Give Lindsay a call, dude.

Submitted by Hysteria on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 12:06pm.

i have to fart. somebody take me to the hospital right away

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 12:03pm.

Skeet Ulrich = hot but I think he's probably a complete douche
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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 12:03pm.

I used to make fun of people that went to the hospital because they had a little pain here or there but a few months back I had this crazy headache and I was convinced I was going to die and after waitting in the waiting room for 5 hours it ended up just being a Migraine lol everyone was laughing at me

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Submitted by red_hot_kitchen on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 12:57pm.

If you like good horror, particularly in the Vamp genre, you should rent it.

I was prepared not to like it, but it was really a good vamp flick. One of my top 5 faves, not that that means much. : )

Submitted by jim on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 12:00pm.

CHEW SOME FUCKING ANTACIDS AND DRINK A FUCKING BEER YOU FUCKING PUSSY!!

Submitted by red_hot_kitchen on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 11:57am.

Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 12:51pm.

Forgot about that one, that was supposed to good, but I never saw it. I liked O, but Mekhi Phifer owned it.

Submitted by xerquina on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 11:57am.

Submitted by red_hot_kitchen on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 12:50pm.
that was so blatant i thought it was a stunt double joke or something. i wonder how many times Skeet tried to pick up chicks while impersonating Mr Depp?

Submitted by Master Blaster on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 11:54am.

Is he doing an Alfafa biopic? What's it called? "Behind the Cowlick: The Alfafa Story"? Does Darla get her ass whupped in it? Can't wait to hear him sing "Clementine".

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Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 11:51am.

I really liked 30 Days of Night.

Submitted by red_hot_kitchen on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 11:50am.

Submitted by xerquina on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 12:45pm.
Josh you are NOT Johnny, stop parading as his clone.

Remember Skeet Ulrich? The best joke David Spade ever made on Hollywood Minute was "Hey, Johnny Depp called, he wants his DNA back."

Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 11:49am.

KD: I always got mine at the health food store. It's an uh... acquired taste. As PSL points out. I happen to love it, but it's not for everyone. I actually started brewing my own.

Maybe acidophilus capsules would be a better idea for you. I personally think that many stomach ailments are from an imbalance of good and bad bacteria. The acidophilus tabs have the same thing as yogurt, but no dairy. And yes, dairy can be problematic. My sister had TERRIBLE stomach problems (and the foulest farts) until she figured out she was lactose-intolerant.

Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 11:49am.

preg men, octocunt, st.skankalina, vadge takes africa, Dlist done exploded on us!

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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 11:46am.

Maybe him is pregnant!

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Submitted by xerquina on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 11:45am.

Josh you are NOT Johnny, stop parading as his clone.

Submitted by red_hot_kitchen on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 11:43am.

I want to like him. It seems like after his teen-movie phase, he's been trying to be a credible actor because he picks movies that probably sounded like good ideas at the time (Black Dahlia, Lucky Number Slevin, etc.) Oddly, I want him to succeed, but I have yet to be impressed by one of his performances.