Josh Hartnett's Stomach Is Being A Real Bitch
Josh Hartnett was put in an ambulance and shuffled off to the hospital early this morning in Los Angeles after he complained that he had an owie in his stomach. Entertainment Tonight says Josh complained about stomach pains, and instead of drinking an Alka-Seltzer vodka (it's fizzy!) and walking it off, he was taken to Cedars-Sinai. His spokesbitch said he's doing absolutely fine, but was kept overnight so they could keep an eye on some kind of gastrointestinal disorder he suffers from. This is apparently the same condition that fucked with Josh last year in London.
I hope gastrointestinal disorder is just publicist talk for bad coke, right? Or bad fish? Or bad baby? Or bad jizz? Or maybe Josh tried to do that acting-thing again? Don't do that, Josh! Leave it to the pros.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 12:21pm
haha, thanks, I was suspicious that something like that was the case, like a lot of other health food stuff.
Suri's daddy used to be hotter...what the hell happened to him?
He could have Crohn's disease...that is a real bitch to deal with. I have a friend who suffers from it.
Bad jizz would be my guess. Or excessive quantities of such.
KD, I do NOT recommend Kombucha. That shit tastes like fermented, spoiled wine. GROSS.
you can get it at Whole Foods if you want to try ot though.
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I'm gonna make a mistake, I'm gonna do it on purpose- gonna waste my time
Cause I'm full as a tick, and I'm scratching at the surface, and what I find is mine
- Fiona Apple
i thought he was really yummy in 40 nights (days and nights?)
but here... not so much!
hi hors! :)
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
his hair is thinning and his hairline is running away. Sad. You had a good run, Josh!
if he has crohns then yeah that makes sense. That shit SUCKS and I dated someone with that and it makes things so hard. Very painful. At least the PR whore didn't say he was 'dehydrated or exhausted'.
hekki- any of those non-dairy? I think that is part of my problem. I have only just recently heard of Kombucha so I don't think it is common here yet. Where would I find that? By the juices?
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Still here: KD, have you tried probiotics? Like yogurt or kombucha or acidophilus tablets? Worth a try....
I have never seen the hotness is this guy. Just like James Franco. I don't get it.
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I'm gonna make a mistake, I'm gonna do it on purpose- gonna waste my time
Cause I'm full as a tick, and I'm scratching at the surface, and what I find is mine
- Fiona Apple
I have some sort of gastrointestinal disorder, too, but I'm just sticking it out and suffering in silence.
I hope someone remembered to call Suri.
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"There's a kid on a Pogo stick in front if my house. It's nearly midnight so let's assume he's been drinking. This should end well for him."
- excerpt from Christopher Walken's Twitter
fizzy..that reminds me i put a airborne tablet in a vodka and oj this weekend..fizzy AND HEALTHY!!
yea, bad coke. baby laxatives strike again
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OOoof! That's a whole lotta ugly right there. I refreshed and got socked with THAT?
I must attend to some household chores now, bitchezzzz!
As always, it's been lovely to waste my entire morning here.
MK, please promise to never post a close up of him again, ok? Yikes!
~Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life. Anonymous~