Cheeto Cry For Help
The baby bitch in this voicemail is apparently Our Lady of Cheetos and was made back in January. It was posted by the dude who owns the Brit Brit fansite that Daddy Spears is trying to take down. He couldn't put this shit on his own site, so he posted it on JFXOnline instead. Landing Strip used to pap for JFX, so you do the math. Actually, don't. It's too late in the day for math.
Brit Brit was scared that Daddy Spears was trying to take away her cheetolings, so she called a lawyer dude and left the message on his voicemail.
You know, after listening to this around three times, a uterus grew in my body and quickly shriveled up in seconds. This means only one thing. That's not Brit Brit, it's OCTOCRAZY!!!!! I'd recognize that crazy baby whisper anywhere! Hey, at least OctoCrazy is trying to support her ten trillion babies by taking a job as a Brit Brit voice artist. Crazy impersonating crazy!
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It DOES sound like octomommy, besides, Britney would not use the word "custodial" I love Brit brit but c'mon now ya'll.
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That is not her voice..sounds like a fake and lets be serious..take away what?She doesn't have custody.
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Submitted by Lindalou on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 6:00pm.
I believe that when her disorder is under control, she truly does care about her kids. Given about a week on her own, she would be sucking fraps and wearing wigs in gas station bathrooms again. I dont think she really has any grasp on reality.
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Exactly. Take away the deal with her dad, though, and she will go off her meds and become bat shit crazy again. Then she can say "bye bye" to visiting those kids of hers. Her best bet would be to keep the conservatorship, stay on the meds, and enjoy her life.
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Shithead already lost custodial rights way before this. I smell a fake ass rat.
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It sounds like Britney to me. She's not using that dumbass baby voice and (mostly) dropped her put-on accent.
Perhaps she got someone else (Sam?) to tell her what to say?
Nice try Unfitney!
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Submitted by Anonymoussss on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 6:08pm.
I feel sorry for Britney.
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I feel sorry for you feeling sorry for Britney. *cheese face*
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
It DOES sound like octomommy, besides, Britney would not use the word "custodial" I love Brit brit but c'mon now ya'll.
I feel sorry for Britney.
I'm so sure her attorney released this tape. *eyeroll* He could get disbarred for that.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Wow. She actually pronounced words with more then 2 syllables like "conservatorship" & "custodial" and she "wanted to make sure that the process was fine". (She actually knows what a process is??) Is it possible that she's not as stir-fried as she looks?
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I believe that when her disorder is under control, she truly does care about her kids. Given about a week on her own, she would be sucking fraps and wearing wigs in gas station bathrooms again. I dont think she really has any grasp on reality.
it's on tmz as well. though i feel despise tmz for its methods to get information its information is reliable most time.
imo britney is dumb like a rock and untalented but nevertheless i think she doesn't deserve to be stripped off her civil rights. she did a lot of whorish publicity stunts but she's not as crazy that she needs this conservatorship imo. if she makes wrong choices she should learn from her bad experience. she has a right to meet whomever she wants to meet. she has lost her personal freedom. i wonder since a while how everybody emphasizes how good she's doing while she's kept like a prisoner. as long as her finances are controlled she can't fight the conservatorship. she would need somebody intelligent and wealthy on her side to help her.
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The site is asking for money, it has a donation button. lol..I reckon its Adnans site and that other guy.
I think it DOES sound like her. Surprisingly literate, too. And uncharacteristically "concerned" about her relationship with her boys. She must have been having a moment of clarity. THAT said, she still sucks ass and doesn't get my sympathy.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
This came out weeks ago and already been proven it wasn't her. How do i remember this crap?
I love your sick fuck ass. You never fail.
She changes her stupid accent all the time. I've seen her in interviews where there is almost NO accent at all, then other times she's so southern hillbilly it's sick.
Don't forget her british side either!
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 4:33pm.
M.E. I am far from the sympathetic type. I'm glad that bitch lost custody. It shows that someone who knows her has sense. Too bad Octopussy has no one like that.
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That's not Brit Brit, y'aaaalll. It's totally a weird accent - it ain't southern! Or faux-British!
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that ain't brit brit...we all know by now that she really doesn't want her kids....she just likes having them around for photo ops...
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I don't want to defend this selfish spoiled girl. But is a lawyer supposed to be somewhat private with matters pertaining to clients? Unless they admit to murder or harming someone? Oh well I don't really care.
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I thought she was from Louisiana, not the Jersey shore. Listen to how she says "sure" and how her usually dominant southern accent is gone. I don't think it's her, close, but not the genuine article nutjob.
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Shitney is afraid her Dad will take the kids away? LOL! She thinks landing strip is out for her best interests? Christ.
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-igby omg its totally Octoctrazy sounds just like her. its not brit brit y'all c'mon!
Submitted by Candy on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 4:31pm.
She sounds real desperate to me.
She has so much money plus she's a woman and she gets her children taken away and given to a loser who does a great job. That says alot about her.
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Don't feel one bit sorry for her. SHE SIGNED OVER CUSTODY, WILLINGLY!
She sounds real desperate to me.
She has so much money plus she's a woman and she gets her children taken away and given to a loser who does a great job. That says alot about her.
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That's her. She's just trying really hard to sound composed.
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I dunno, guys. Sounds like her to me. Yes, she's using some $5 words she read off a legal pamphlet, but really, as a full thought what she says makes no sense.
Also, I don't know anymore who I feel worse for: Britney or her father. Maybe I'll go with option C.) her kids.
I cry foul because we ALL know Britney's vocabulary does not go beyond "y'all', "Cheetos", and "Frapps"!!!
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Submitted by bitchette on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 4:27pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 4:24pm.
wait- she said "custodial time"??? (i can't play it at work)
if so Thats not Brit Brit!!!! she doesn't know words like that!!!
britneysense. custodial means like janitor right?? :P
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I did think about all that for a second. Then I remembered - she learned those words in court. If you really look at the inanity of what she's saying - it's SO her! *eyeroll* for Britney.
I'm being threatened...
They'll take my kids...
You take care of it.
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That sounds way too mature and coherent to be Britney Spears.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 4:24pm.
wait- she said "custodial time"??? (i can't play it at work)
if so Thats not Brit Brit!!!! she doesn't know words like that!!!
britneysense. custodial means like janitor right?? :P
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
SHe is such a fucking retard.
Bullshit. That chick used way too many big words and she pronounced them correctly.
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That's Twatney? She sounds too rational.
What custodial time, dumbass? You had it revoked before he locked your ass up!
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