Monday, March 30th 2009
Hot Slut Of The Week: The Dharma Van From Lost
Birthday: In the 60s or 70s
Age: Cougar age
Birth Name: Volkswagen T2a
Original Date of HS of the Day: March 28, 2009
Claim to Fame: It's a van. A van on an island. That's it.
Where is it now? Still making trouble on that damn island.
Why is it HS of the Week? While Lost continues to mind fuck me by jumping all over the fucking place like Gary Busey's eyeballs after a rumble with the wrong shit, I can always count on the Dharma van to remain the same. Yeah, it gets dirty every now and again, but it stays blue. Always blue. And ever since the Abandoned Couch has come and gone (never forget), there's been an empty place on this site for an inanimate hot slut.
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Kudos from me! Love this van!
Hey, Chuck is back! Haven't seen him in a while. He seems to have cleaned up a bit. Not nearly as many Fwords. Must have gone on a nice relaxing vacation or something.
That slut is sleeping around. It had a leading role in The Valley of Elah too but it was looking a bit rough.
I want a Team Dharma Van t-shirt AND a Dharma Van Hot Slut/Babe of the Year as well. LOL, I love this site, MK.
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when is Kim's inanimate wig gonna be hot slut? it's been making the rounds and hasn't gotten any recognition.
My earliest car memories are all of VW's. Remember the scene in sleeper where they go to a cave and find this VW and it still starts? And Annie Hall's VW convertible?
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Possible HSOTY contenders are outstanding so far and it's only March!!!
VW's are hot shit. I had a 71 beetle and now own one of the newer ones. I wish they would make a new version of the VW bus.
And the Dharma van is the hottest of them all.
Oh HELLLLLLLL yeah!!
Dharma Van for HSOTY!! I need it!!!!!!
Just don't stare @ this bitch for too long once the island skips forward 30 years or you'll get gangrene thru the telly. It's true.
* * * * I HEART CAVEMEN * * * *
yayy!
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Oh man! Love me some Dharma Bus! We actually featured it in a post as a teaser for season five, not knowing at the time that it would be launched into super-stardom!
Abandoned couch cannot compete with Dharvergnügen!
Here's our nod to the beautiful blue beast and his lil buddy:
http://starcasm.net/archives/2474
That blue van makes abandoned couch look like chopped liver.
Also, Dharma Van would be a cool name for a baby, celebretieees
Yes! Dharma Van for Hot Slut of the Year!
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You know, maybe if you ate more comfort food, you wouldn't have to go around shooting people.
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Make Dharma Van Hot Slut of the Month!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Um. Why did my post get deleted?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
when is Kim's inanimate wig gonna be hot slut? it's been making the rounds and hasn't gotten any recognition.
sexy.
actually i perfer the vista crusa from "that 70's show" but this vans' pretty cute.
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Isn't it Bromantic?
Dharma Van for HSOTY!!!!
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Rosie + Ty Ty + Vadge + Menopause = Dead nuts
Long live Abandoned Couch.
I sooooo want a Dharma van just so I can say "If Dharma vans a rockin', don't come a knockin."
Submitted by Salem13 on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 4:50pm.
Lost is still on the air?
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Bitch please! It's THE best damn show currently airing.
The Dharma van needs to be Hot Slut of the Month too!
"Set out runnin' but I take my time
A friend of the devil is a friend of mine
If I get home before daylight, I just might get some sleep tooniiiiite"
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
I HAD A VOLKSWAGEN BUS IN 1972. WE HAD ALL THESE MULTICOLORED CANDLES WE WOULD STICK RIGHT ON TOP OF THE DASH AND BURN THOSE FUCKERS TILL THEY DRIPPED YELLOW AND GREEN AND BLUE RIGHT DOWN THE DASH ON YOUR LAP. OF COURSE THAT WAS THE SMACK AND GRASS DAYS AND EVERYTHING WAS FUCKING ULTRACOOL BACK THEN.
I would like a dharma van. I would paint rainbows on it and get hemp curtains installed. Maybe mini blinds. And then I would get one of those personalized CA plates with the whale on it. And the plates would say earthship.
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Ever saw a one sorta like this one on
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It's where romancing with the rich singles!
Hey! Cougar age?! I object to that characterization on the grounds that it's ahh..umm..unkind.
*adjusting leopard print push-up bra and spraying hair wildly with Aqua Net*
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Il faut à mon avis écrire pour plaire à un seul lecteur : soi-même.
i don't watch Lost, but this van is ok with me if it still plays 8 tracks, or cassettes (not sure which was during the 70's) and has lime green shag carpeting, with some beads hanging and the lingering smell of mary jane.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Lost is still on the air?
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What's happened to the American dream?
It came true. You're lookin' at it.