Monday, March 30th 2009

A Legacy Lives On

The Alba bitchface gene is alive and fucking well! MiserAlba's mother, Mama MiserAlba, has already proven she has the gift. And now we know that Baby MiserAlba will carry on the family legacy! You know how I feel about those baby things, but this one has won me over with her "not amused" face. Homegirl can make her own baby food by squishing carrots with her eyes. Although, in Baby MiserAlba's defense, I'd be making that same face too if some fool wearing a leather highlighting cap was carrying me around.

Posted by: Michael K


La_Femme_Latina's picture

oh lord she looks like her grandmother.
has anyone seen WANTED? doesnt Gran-Miseralba look like the red-headed lady. Sad Sad legacy. In 18 yrs this chick will be frowning up the cover of People en Espanol talking about her mothers hate for her heritage. you know it.

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That baby is okay looking. Jessica's face should freeze in that frown/evil face forever hahahaha!!!

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Submitted by gilli2much on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 4:53am.
hi michael!

plsss dont let "PETA kills animals" get ads in your site.. im NOT a peta fan (their rad shick is long gone) but this hate-site is obviously a cover up. it's funded by a shady organization defending "the american right to consume" (as if that one needs ANY defense) and u can b sure its backed by cosmetics and other corps, doing a good job- but not too good- in hiding their greedy interest. it's not OK to publish an ad like that. it's decieving and wrong. these guys couldnt care less about animals, they kill them by the millions. these guys need to keep the meet industry and the milk industry going, no matter how unhealthy and distorted it is. plssss! i know u have a haert under yout tight cinic fassade

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Miseralba's will punch you in the nutsack...doesn't that babeh look like it would do that???.....we do have a free post section...this one is about this stern assed babeh...

gia's picture

That baby is alright looking, nothing to gush about unless it was yours. No one seems to like Alba, so I have no idea how she is still sticking around...Really now, what has she EVER done that is so fabulous? She is just horrible all the way around, she is a terrible actress/model/spokesperson/entertainer, she cant dress for shit, she isnt even a nice person. I seriously dont get it. I think she is a decent looking woman & she used to have a nice body, but she is not remarkable looking at all. Good looks & bodies are a dime a dozen in Hollywood & if you look hard enough they ocassionally come along with other benefits like talent. Hollywood is just lazy.

Notoriousrem_22's picture

Please no fuckin Jessica Alba. She is so worthless and boring. No talent and no personality. She is easily THE WORST DRESSED WOMAN IN HOLLYWEIRD. And her baby is ugly, looks just like Cash which is not a good thing. Please don't post about her unless its something about her never making any more God awful 'movies'.

redpoint_blackdot's picture

Oh this tacky bitch! Shes clearly trying to be a fashionista these days but one must not forget that this foolio named her godamn kid Honor. In my book she will always get an F in the sophistication department. Her kid is cute though.. even if she seems to be a cunty baby.

"I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!"
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hi michael!

plsss dont let "PETA kills animals" get ads in your site.. im NOT a peta fan (their rad shick is long gone) but this hate-site is obviously a cover up. it's funded by a shady organization defending "the american right to consume" (as if that one needs ANY defense) and u can b sure its backed by cosmetics and other corps, doing a good job- but not too good- in hiding their greedy interest. it's not OK to publish an ad like that. it's decieving and wrong. these guys couldnt care less about animals, they kill them by the millions. these guys need to keep the meet industry and the milk industry going, no matter how unhealthy and distorted it is. plssss! i know u have a haert under yout tight cinic fassade

Meodypl's picture

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Cute babe, but look like a boy

Freak Speely's picture

...the fuck is that fuckery on her head?

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DR.FUNK's picture

Pretty baby.Mom is still HOT.Not listening to you MK.

cute boy, but i found a hot place... you can log on ___interracialromancing.com____ where you can find many celebrities and rich people, you can communicate with them online, loooool

fuckingclassy's picture

Aaaa, the damn fugly headbands gotta go. I'll tell you , those Mexicans have the tackiest style.

That's one gorgeous baby!

Bossy's picture

Cute baby.

cheetahstripes's picture

I wonder if the baby has a dirty diaper every time her pic is taken, she ain't happy.

My sister was like that, a sour faced kid who rarely smiled. She's still a huge beyotch today.

Other than all that, the kid is cute.

moosh's picture

leather haircoloring cap!!!!! hahahahahaahah!

puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh

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z-listed's picture

When the sun is out, even babies squint!

Green Is Good's picture

She liked the Pappz fine when she was a nobody, Z-List, up-and-coming actress.

I wish I'd made that baby with her...she is the hottest thing
on wheels

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Toonkinstein's picture

..that's one stern looking babeh.... lil' Miseralba probably puched the doctor in the nutsack when it came sliding out of it's uterine cave

Aunt Bea's picture

Say what you will about MiserAlba, but that baby is cute!

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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 6:42pm.

I have never seen a baby boy with a headband.

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mommylicious's picture

that looks like a jiffy pop gone heinously wrong.... my baby is grouchy looking too and i don't wear ridiculous headgear

johnnysgirl's picture

Submitted by yiooooooo on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 6:22pm.

Why would I joke about a baby looking like a boy is not a funny joke. If it was not for the thing on her hair it could pass has a boy.
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I guess I just couldn't believe you'd seriously say a baby looks like a boy. Or a girl. THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME AT THAT AGE.

That's why dipshits like to put headbands on them - blue or pink - so people can tell.

Except in Miseralba's case the baby has a BLACK headband, so we can know for sure that she's miserable.

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madam ex's picture

Awww while shes a miserable bitch, that baby is awfully cute though.

yiooooooo's picture

Submitted by johnnysgirl on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 6:05pm.

Why would I joke about a baby looking like a boy is not a funny joke. If it was not for the thing on her hair it could pass has a boy.

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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"

dawniek's picture

dayum she has mastered little bitch face!!! Honor THAT

Whoever told Jessica she could wear bangs, lied to her.

johnnysgirl's picture

Submitted by yiooooooo on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 5:38pm.

The baby is cute but it sort of looks like a boy.
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Um, you're joking right?

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Hekki's picture

LOL at bitchette!

And Sheeps!

That kid is insufficiently brown.

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Submitted by bitchette on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 5:42pm.

does this baby make me look fat?
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joe shmoe's picture

Aww I love little babies with solemn expressions, I find it sooo cute. Awww.. I love little babies, period!

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bitchette's picture

does this baby make me look fat?

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yiooooooo's picture

The baby is cute but it sort of looks like a boy.

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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"

johnnysgirl's picture

What the fuck has she got on her head?
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL BABY. I CANT STAND KIDS BUT EVERY NOW AND AGAIN ONE COMES ALONG THE REALLY CAPTURES MY HEART.

yucko's picture

That's a very cute grumpy-looking baby.

Like Suri, in the beginning I didn't think she was cute, but she's growing into it.

SilverBunny86's picture

What happened to the baby? Did she lose it while running her daily errands, post office, nails,boutiques,lunch with friends,grocery store,shoe store, baby clothes boutique, FIND BABY!?

"Eagles may soar, but weasels are never sucked into jet engines"

christine the hoff's picture

That baby is a cutie..
sorry, I wandered off to Just Jared to read the angieloons slamming the shit out of Jennifer Anniston.

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xerquina's picture

cute kid but i wish Alba's no talent having ass would go away already.

letinstar's picture

does alba lays awake at night wondering if her kid will brown up as she gets older...
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nice ass...when does it open?

Hekki's picture

What the hay is on MiserAlba's HEAD? She's a pretty girl, but...

Baby's pretty cute.

TEE's picture

Squishing carrots with her eyes! LMAO! priceless MK!

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NaNoop's picture

Sad legacy

“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”