The MPAA Hates Gay Sex
The skanks at the MPAA are so fucking dumb. I swear. In a movie, If a bitch chopped off another bitch's head and then fucked it in the neck stump, that would be okay with the MPAA as long as the scene was between a female and a male. But if two dudes have harmless ass sex in a movie, that shit gets stamped with a big fat NC-17. The Wrap says the MPAA has done just that to Sacha Baron Cohen's Bruno.
Those prune people at the MPAA have issues with a few scenes. In one scene, Bruno and another dude show their love for another by engaging in a little peen-to-no-no action. In another scene, Bruno goes on a little hunting trip and surprises another hunter by getting totally nekkid.
A head whore at Universal, the studio releasing the movie, said they will not put that shit out if it gets an NC-17 rating. Sacha is appealing the decision, but is also finding ways to cut scenes thus killing all the booty-hole-fucking fun.
The members of the MPAA need to do themselves in the ass with (NSFW: DON'T CLICK ON THIS) the biggest dildo ever (DON'T), because they are so damn uptight. I mean, Nicole Kidman's frozen face is more horrific and disturbing than some ass sex and Australia didn't get an NC-17.
If you ask me, if a movie doesn't have hot gay sex in it, it should get an automatic NC (needs cock) rating.
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i have a confession to make: i didn't like borat at all! i thought he was more annoying than funny. i hope that isn't the case with Bruno.
I'm so over this clown. I never saw his movie.
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I won't watch anyways he is overrated, just like whoever said sarah silverman is overrated, I watched one of her shows and I was "is this suppose to be funny?" and mr.vico shrugged and said "I don't know maybe teens find it funny or something?" Oh and the fugly whore from the link, looks like she is birthing a big blue cock, ugh
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"So what was all that about enlarged holes and tight cracks?"
And yet, Paris can drop a shitfest movie whenever.
Like sands through the hourglass, I CLICKED THE LINK!
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That dildo ain't as big as a baby's head...so theoretically it could go in. But didn't.
I clicked the link. wrong.
any movie that doesn't have butt sex isn't worth watching.
you're like captain save a hoe
Submitted by mike on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 6:53pm.
Seriously, the news of Jack Valenti's death back in 2007 brought a smile to my face. Really.
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Wasn't Jack Valenti a sack of shit? Shame he didn't go sooner.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
I clicked. Jesus H. Christ.
There's always that one gay office assistant who wins the MPAA pool based on uniform color or which team has the cuter center.
Submitted by Marvelous_Chocolate on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 6:49pm
Ughhhhhhh, I so hated that movie. My wife and I went to see it in the theater. Half way through I couldnt take it anymore, I screamed "What the fuck is this, 1982?!" and we walked out.
Fuck you in the face, cunt! ~~~Stoney 2/19/09
A) That rating is probably because he ain't funny. You have to be around 17 for that shit to be funny.
B) That bitch with the big blue cock....Talk about throwing a hot dog down the hall-way!!!
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Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 6:41pm.
That dildo isnt going in. They would of shown the insertion if it was real. Ive seen this clip of a guy putting his head in a vagina but they put a towel over the girls stomach so it obviously was a stunt vagina...these porno people are getting craftier with there editing and special fx
===Oh Provolone, everything you say has such sexwal content. It's gonna cost you dates with gorgeousness don't you know.
I believe I too have seen that clip with the head going up the mock snatch. That was back in the day when I automatically opened all email attachments. I don't do that no more. Nooooo.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 6:50pm.
Submitted by harlee25 on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 6:48pm.
Fuck the NCAA. I hate double-standard shit like that.
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MPAA! Not NCAA! That's college ball, you goofball!
LOL!
Seriously, the news of Jack Valenti's death back in 2007 brought a smile to my face. Really.
Submitted by harlee25 on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 6:48pm.
Fuck the NCAA. I hate double-standard shit like that.
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MPAA! Not NCAA! That's college ball, you goofball!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Oh yeah AND about the rating its total B.S. On Adam Carolla's The Hammer they gave it an R-Rating NO NUDE SCENES, NO SEX SCENES, NO VIOLENCE, just mild language. I guess they pick and choose who they want to fuck with.
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I think I need to give up porn for awhile...
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 6:34pm.
Sugaroo - that was EBIL!
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I know it was but you know I lurves yew! Anyway, even Enid couldn't take THAT dildo.
Um............could he/she/it?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Cohen AIN'T NO GOOD! He ain't funny & do we really need another I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry?!
Seriously.
All those recycled gay jokes are so flat, 80s, and about as good to watch as Threes Company reruns.
An R for retarded would be good. NC 17 is great. He's a sellout so I'm sure he'll stick to the easy gay jokes, fuckface.
Someone please run him & Sarah Silverman over; they're so overrated.
Bitch!
Fuck the NCAA. I hate double-standard shit like that.
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GEEZ! I can now add this to the tail porn, the two girls 1 cup, the dude and a jar, Haven't seen the tub girl THANK GOD!
Yeah that dildo wasn't going in, talk about
rub-burn - LOOKED PAINFUL!
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I think I need to give up porn for awhile...
As far as faux-gayness goes, this is pretty damn funny:
The Principal's Office: Dirty Dancing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBh-42MLINg
Speaking of gayness, did anyone watch "Celebrity Apprentice" last night?
How hilarious that the majority of their hotel guests rang my gaydar off the hook? Those two blonde chicks? The older/younger dude couple?
And the guys in Room 702, lounging in their bathrobes? I was LOL with Mr. Hekki, imagining what kind of shenanigans THEY were getting up to! It made me love the show even more. I bet the tightasses were apoplectic! GAY PEOPLE ON TV! IN BATHROBES!
That dildo isnt going in. They would of shown the insertion if it was real. Ive seen this clip of a guy putting his head in a vagina but they put a towel over the girls stomach so it obviously was a stunt vagina...these porno people are getting craftier with there editing and special fx
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The MPAA stopped the video before you see the guy in the white coat behind "girl taking big cock" 's head gets banged off and the cock ends up fucking him in the neck stump.
Lawlz, MK if you really "don't want people to click", just say click.
I thought it was going to be that one man, one jar thing.
MPAA is stupid.
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Submitted by Keane on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 3:41pm.
If only his mind was as quick as his reflexes, the world would be a much safer place.
MK: "In a movie, If a bitch chopped off another bitch's head and then fucked it in the neck stump, that would be okay with the MPAA as long as the scene was between a female and a male."
They did that scene in the movie "High Tension" when the killer is using a severed female head to pleasure himself in his truck...
oh and that dildo link was fucking NASTY!! eww i need to take MK's advise and not click on the muffed up links on this site lol...
WTF ?
Dude. I clicked.That shit was sick.
.....I'm not your bitch, don't hang your shit on me....
The MPAA ratings system has been fucked from the get-go.
I have a friend who saw a screener for Bruno, and he said it was actually funnier than Borat.
i'm so tempted click that link. but i have a weak stomach...
Sugaroo - that was EBIL!
since when did comedy get gay?! the jackass dudes, i love you man and so much more! if you're straight don't tease gay men with mild gayness.
on topic:
yea the MPAA loves violence but no sex.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 6:28pm.
Why did I click the link. How can a dildo that big even be pleasurable?
Too many questions.
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I bet your special friend Enid would know! KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
MK sacha looks a bit like you in the face here
However, why the fuck does MPAA finds this so offensive?! Is the human race still so fucked up to feel uncomfortable with two people expressing love/drunken penis need?!
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Nice link...what's next telephone poles...
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Why did I click the link. How can a dildo that big even be pleasurable?
Too many questions.
"In a movie, If a bitch chopped off another bitch's head and then fucked it in the neck stump, that would be okay with the MPAA"
MK, that completely grossed me out and took me back to when I forced myself to read ALL of American Psycho...but it's totally true.
I still can't wait to see this, heeee! Bruno!
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
Another unfair thing in the movies?? Lots of tits, plenty of ass and bush. Never the peen.
And that link MK? I love you sick mofo!
That's incredibly stupid! It'll make kids want to see it all the more. Now this is even more asinine: http://www.ksne.com/pages/celebpics.html?feed=181294&article=1980102
Why is he always doing all this gay stuff? The "Jackass" guys used to do a lot of that, too.
The straight guys I know who are pretty sure about what they like don't go around grabbing each other's asses and sniffing each other's balls and stuff like that... All in good fun, of course, ha ha.
I CLICKED!
I CLICKED!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
NC-17 sounds right for Cohen. You want him to be a bit nasty. They can clean it up for a DVD version.