Trading Purdy For Purdy
After Zac Efron decided he will not prance around like a pretty pretty princess in the Footloose remake, I thought the studio whores would stop the butchery and shut this shit down for a different day. Nope. Apparently, they are continuing to search for the perfect set of twinkly feet to take over for Kevin Bacon. And they may have found the one in the Home Depot-version of Zac, Chace Crawford. I say that because Chace is just a bit dykier than Zac. A bit.
Marc Malkin at E! says Chace sang for his life and danced like the planets were colliding during a test for the lead role this weekend. A source said that he did really well.
The movie's name should be Assloose, because they are looking for the prettiest pussy boys in Hollywood. Damn. They just keep getting more precious and beautiful. If Chace doesn't pass, they should get Ellen Degeneres to test. Better yet, just put Keira Knightley in a fucking wig and have her flitter about. She'd probably be more manly than Zac. And if that doesn't work out for them, they could just shoot one of those ballerinas in a box for 2 hours with the Footloose music playing in the background. For serious.
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WTF?!!! it's the same fucking person!!!
At least I can get behind whatshisface as an actually good looking guy. That Zac Efron and his loopsided shrunken pea eye on one side is fucking ugly. That eye is worse than Shannen Dougherty's and nobody seems to notice it but fucking me!!! It freaks me out!!!!
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I'd actually watch this with Chace Crawford in it. Yes, I am that gay! :D
Can't hollywood come up with something original instead of remaking movies? Jesus.
I gotta print this pic out & hang it in my bathroom. I feel more like a girl just looking at it. Sometimes I need to dress it up a bit & not look like I just came from Home Depot. I've been lobbying Queer Eye to do a series for lesbian girls. There are times when I have to go to functions and I should make more of an effort. I need Carson. Not having Carson, I think this pic will help me feel more girly when I need to & dress it up a bit when I need to.
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It's grilled cheese samich, hunny buns, not girl cheese.
Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 11:20am.
my friend thinks efron looks like this chick:
http://www.l-word.com/news/powerup%20images/l-word.com%20powerup%20048.j...
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Hahaha, they do look alike, but that chick is much manlier, she would actually make a really hot guy...
Submitted by Poopele on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 11:47am.
one question about Zac: Why is a twenty year old using botox? Does getting bufu'd give you wrinkles?
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Only if you do it in the sun.
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Il faut à mon avis écrire pour plaire à un seul lecteur : soi-même.
one question about Zac: Why is a twenty year old using botox? Does getting bufu'd give you wrinkles?
http://www.alistz.net
Damn they are both hot. I'd love to be the filling between those cookies. Yum they are tasty.
What do you call this - sissy & sissier?
Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 11:20am.
my friend thinks efron looks like this chick:
HAHAHAHAHAH.... Only she is way more Masculine.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 11:20am.
my friend thinks efron looks like this chick:
http://www.l-word.com/news/powerup%20images/l-word.com%20powerup%20048.j...
They do look alike, but she looks much tougher.
my friend thinks efron looks like this chick:
http://www.l-word.com/news/powerup%20images/l-word.com%20powerup%20048.j...
Holy crap! These two could be twins! Albeit, girly, lip-gloss wearing man-twins!
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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!
They have matching eyebrows..gag!
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Zac is much prettier than his impostor.
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All the money in the world won't buy you peace of mind
You can have it all but you still won't be satisfied
-Annie Lennox "Money Can't Buy It"
Submitted by MJF on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 8:57am.
I'm so tired of society telling us that pretty boys are where it's at. Men should be MEN, not foundation, mascara and lipstick wearing pansies. Frank Sinatra would slap one of these douches if he ever ran into one in his day.
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Hahahahahahahahaha, Frank would totally bitch-slap them and throw them out in the Vegas desert to die.
Now that's a real man! *LOL*
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What don't you fuckin' understand???- Christian Bale
I love it when chicks marry idiots like these two. Then they get blindsided in a few years when their pretty boy husband comes out and tells them that they are leaving them for a husky butch boyfriend.
Submitted by stefystef on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 9:57am.
Uh huh.
Whose the guy on the left? cause he is GORGEOUS :) yummy....
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
MJF!
Someone had to stop the twink train!!!
Bella,
Pick up "PS, I Love You"!! It's a two-fer! Gerry Butler and JDM (with a just passible Irish accent)!!
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Cooler than the other side of the pillow.
Clarisse, I just discovered Jeffrey Dean Morgan in Watchmen the other day. I don't get why this man isn't a huge star, he's hot as hell and seemed to be a decent actor from what little I saw of him in Watchmen. Hopefully we'll be seing a lot more of him in the near future...
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 9:43am.
Umm, they both have GIRLFRIENDS, so stop with all the gay jokes, k?
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Ummmm, they both have BEARDS, so keep on with all the gay jokes, *LOL*
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What don't you fuckin' understand???- Christian Bale
Wow, that's too much pretty for me. My eyes hurt! *LOL*
They have same color eyes. I wonder if they noticed that when they look into each other's eyes before kissing.
With pretty boys like that, what are young girls to do? How can you compete?
Answer. You can't *LOL*
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What don't you fuckin' understand???- Christian Bale
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 9:40am.
*Muah* Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
LAndi!
Yeh, it hadda be done! The little one was starting to tilt his head to the side, looking at me in a questioning manner...
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Clarisse on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 9:40am
Thank. you.
The blinking stopped.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Umm, they both have GIRLFRIENDS, so stop with all the gay jokes, k?
This thread needs some chest hair testosterone!
http://bestof.provocateuse.com/show/jeffrey_dean_morgan
http://wetmen.provocateuse.com/show/gerard_butler/01
http://bestof.provocateuse.com/show/daniel_craig/97
http://bestof.provocateuse.com/show/johnny_depp/97
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i would let them hit me at the same time yummy xxxxx
I think the androgynous look can be hot, but seriously, they look like str8 up bitches! Are these fuckas wearing makeup or what?!
There's a difference between metrosexual and latent homosexual, and these two veer towards ONE of these sides.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Wasnt the Kevin Bacon character in Footloose really rebellious & streetwise & kind of tough? I cant imagine these guys being any of that, but they are money, so they are going to be considered first for any high school roles.
I hate to say it, but I think they are really good looking guys, not sexy though, they have like zero sex appeal...But I think they should only be cast to play the obnoxious, arrogant rich guy in movies that everyone hates even though he is beautiful.
Sorry but these two girly men do absolutely nothing for me.
Submitted by MJF on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 8:57am.
I'm so tired of society telling us that pretty boys are where it's at. Men should be MEN, not foundation, mascara and lipstick wearing pansies. Frank Sinatra would slap one of these douches if he ever ran into one in his day.
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Um, personally, I don't think men should slap either. That is also a feminine action. I don't think most men would slap/smack those kind of guys but would really have a great time ripping on them.
Submitted by NativeNYker on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 9:19am.
...you know they taste like vanilla!
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That's their flavoured lip gloss.
'Maybe it's Maybelline...'
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Submitted by NativeNYker on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 9:19am.
GMTA! I was just going to say, I'm in the mood for a twink sammich! LOL
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"Dude is titty fucking and prematurely jizzing on all of us with his eyes." - MK
That photo made me do something involuntary... I'd give a limb to be in between them both! or at least eat their bums - you know they taste like vanilla!
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Rants, Thoughts & Merde
http://rantsthoughtsmerde.blogspot.com/2009/03/jr-meyers-feast-for-king....
I would have hated being a young girl today because metrosexualism is running rampant among teenage boys. When I look at some party pictures on facebook where my 16 year old nieces have been tagged I don't see one single guy I would have found attractive when I was their age. All I see are these incredibly douchy overtanned and overgroomed twats. But apparently this is what girls nowadays swoon over, considering how popular those two twinks are...
I'm 100% with y'all - stop the pretty boy parade. Give me MEN! Hairy, big, neanderthals who don't use hair product!
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You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! ~ Veronica Sawyer
CTH...Remember back when men had testosterone? *reminiscing* Maybe even some chest hair? That was cool.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
I'm proud to say I didn't know the name of the non-Efron.
I will say that I think the non-Zac is cute. Not super hot because he still looks kinda feminine, but pretty cute. But at least he's got scruff and chest hair going on.
Efron, however, is so waxed it is ridiculous. He also has some weird thing going on with his skin - it looks slightly shiny and too even - probably makeup? I'm beginning to dislike the little pretty princess. I think it might be the ear wax memories.
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You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! ~ Veronica Sawyer
They're aliens. I'm sick of the pretty boys, too, and wish men would go back to being manly men, hard-working, sweaty, sexy, like Till from Rammstein men, lol.
My city is full of twinks just like these two. Blech!
Submitted by MJF on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 8:57am.
Oh, God yes! I want a man who's a MAN, not some fucking little twink who borrows my makeup and tweezers.
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
I'm so tired of society telling us that pretty boys are where it's at. Men should be MEN, not foundation, mascara and lipstick wearing pansies. Frank Sinatra would slap one of these douches if he ever ran into one in his day.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Chace is the more 'manly' looking one because he was a more square jawline. Zac's face is actually kind of ugly if it weren't for his bright blue eyes. Take those away and all he has is perfectly imaculate eyebrows.
Seeing Chase always made me think…meh.
Seeing Zack always made me think…meh.
Seeing Chase and Zack together makes me think…What the fuckin hell?!?!?!
Nanners,
I think it is the Stainesq eyes!!!!
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Men should be handsome, not pretty.
Of course, If I was to run into one of them in the woods while huntin', I would make use of that purty mouth and make 'em squeal like a pig. Cue the banjo music!
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Hey, well I'm the friendly stranger in the black sedan, oh won't you hop inside my car? I got pictures, got candy, I am a lovable man,I'd like to take you to the nearest star I'm your vehicle
The lady-boy prettiness of that picture is making me go blind. It's all in the eyebrows.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Teh Twinks is makin' me blink really really fast.
Super powers twin twink gayness.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!