Angie Jo Is In The Mood For A Little Indian Child
At the Oscars last month, Angie Jo had a little conversation with Azharuddin Mohammed, one of the kids from Slumdog Millionaire, and he asked her if she was ever planning to adopt a baby from India. After he asked that question, he gave her a wink, nudged her a bit, handed her some legal looking papers, changed into an all-black tunic outfit and then jumped into his new carrier (aka Brad's arms), because now that he was part of the holy family he wouldn't need to use his legs anymore. Walking is optional.
Angie had to knock him out of Brad's arms and tell him that she only buys fresh flesh! And then she finally answered his question by saying, “Well, I’ll let you into a little secret, we will soon.” That's what The Sun claims anyway.
Angie really isn't going to fucking stop until she has perfectly recreated The Small World ride at Disneyland using real kids! Only then will she settle into her water boat and smugly smile to herself while looking at all the little lives she thinks she single-handedly saved.


FEMALE FIRST FORUM JEN-HOGGZZ WANT THEIR OWN LIVE AID
CONCERT WHILST COMPLAINING BOUT BRAD.??
eremiahjdh--testing.
@ BondageB
Agreed! There are many things that people in this country need, many rural and dirt poor areas that need so much, but are not taken care of.
It'll be an Indian girl for her hair, then she can be a mistress of disguise in real life too.
Ah, all over India kids are crying now- 'but I don't want to be called Tampax'.
Still I doubt this is true. A) She wants a black baby to match Zahara and B)The good ship Brange is heading for the rocks and they need no more ballast.
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What chaps my ass is that there are plenty of kids right here in America that need a home and she should adopt some of them!
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
i think she sucks and i think she's hiding something, something really terrible. she seems like such a smug little sneak. i reaally don't like her
i can't wait until brad realizes he really fucked up!
probably already does
You know damn well she isn't going to stop until she has her twin OctoCrazy beat by at least two kids. Six down, ten more to go.
Submitted by Inside of luv on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 3:28pm.
Wow, and I didn't think that I could detest these two anymore than I already do. Seriously, what are they thinking? What is going to happen to all of these children when they (B&A) decide to split up & the children are no longer the center of their lives (if they are to begin with, that is) Children aren't just a whim and it is a commitment that lasts for the rest of your life! I'm completly at a loss to understand them!!
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Vivian, money talks and African government are corrupt, money hungry leaders who cares little for their people and speaks the same dirty language that the deceitful and lothesome duo, brandgelina speaks. It's a SHAME, REALLY.
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@ Sheeps
Lol, guess it's a case of if you can't beat them, then join them and cash in. However, in this case, she gave a voice to what the deceitful and chicken giant media are unable to do. For that, I give her a pass.
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@ No Words
No Words, me and you both, me and you both. I can't begin to tell you how much I detest brandgelina, considering I have no negative feelings towards anyone, none for people I know nor any other celebrity, only brandgelina and their loons. I can smell their deceitfulness, cruelty and dark soul like a tangible thing. They are totally untrustworthy.
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Ughh. Please stop this already! This b*tch just don't want to be outwhored by Octomom.
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Inside of Luv: That was a great article, but I was jarred by: "This is all true. As I say in my new book Celebrity (Harvill Secker £11.99), they have taken over the world and we need an exit strategy."
Kind of hard for her to take the high road when she's shilling something, too.
@ Salem13
Thanks for your interest and sorry I didn't come back to Dlisted to check my post on time, hence the late reply. Below is the direct link to the article, sorry, I'm afraid you'll need to copy and paste.
http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/books/...
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Submitted by Inside of luv on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 3:28pm.
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Honest to god, I didn't think I could loathe these two any more than I do already. I thought that whole Namibia stunt stunk on ice while it was happening, but I just didn't know how badly everyone was treated just to appease those two massive egos.
I'm calling major ass on this story.
But more pressing, what in the hell is up that wig?
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Submitted by tired of rumers... on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 7:35pm.
ten bucks says she's buying a little girl. because they tend to be much better looking than indian boys.
100% agree.
I don't know if that is considered racist(sorry if anyone is offfended.) Anyway, I went to India the summer btwn 9th and 10th grade and couldn't help but notice the women. I mean, they have some BEAUTIFUL women. I also remeber thinking what the hell happened to the boys. In my high school there was this Indian girl, and people couldn't get over how gorgeous she was.
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If you get to vote on my rights, when do I get to vote on yours?
This story is bullshit! She won't be able to adopt another child if her MANNY leaves her!This chic is probably enthralled in a heated custody fight right now let alone adopt another one!
Anyone confirm that these two jackasses were at a boxing match the other night? A loon on one of the sites was spewing that they are in fact together (although there are no photos to confirm they attended any shitty boxing match as a couple)because they were at this event. Last I heard Brad Stupitt was in New Orleans. Again no photos of the kids with him.
She looks old as dirt. Girlfriend needs a calgon bath and a year at a spa (alone) to look her age!!
Submitted by Inside of luv on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 3:28pm
I couldn't image having my entire life interrupted like that for some damn celebrities. I mean, I would beat the shit out of somebody barging into my house looking for reporters. Do they think about these people when they bring the 'brad and angelina freak show' to their door step. America isn't exotic enough for these two to give birth. The only reason they go all over the wrld is b/c it brings more attention. They can have just has much privacy in a hospital here. They pick countries where exciting things really don't happen much, so they can be the first big thing to hit the country. IDIOTS.
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If you get to vote on my rights, when do I get to vote on yours?
ten bucks says she's buying a little girl. because they tend to be much better looking than indian boys.
Mia Farrow already did this in the 80s. Will Brad fall for 1 of their adopted kids, too?
Inside,
wow that's pretty fucked up. It doesnt surprise me all that much though. All this baby adopting business is
to compensate for some emotional short comings in both of them.
Angelina Jolie has had a fucked up childhood..she doesnt talk to her dad, changed her name...cut herself...was wearing billy bob's blood in a vile around her neck...had ot be admitted to a mental institution after the break up because she was gonna kill herself, made out with her brother and has an almost incestuous relationship with him...
Brad had a midlife crisis, wanted kids to compensate for the midlife crisis (read: was selfish), met jolie, she was willing and ready to do it with him - so he cheated on his WIFE and left her to be with her.
They both worship the same god and suffer from the same illness so in a way, they deserve each other.
All altruism on the side, no one, not even they, can deny that this baby business has gotten them the higher salaries and publicity needed to get those higher salaries (how convenient). Displaying personal pics on the biggest, glossiest magazines, while screaming privacy - yeah right.
Africa needing democracy because they were colonized by us...blah blah...all talk. If they cared about Africa, they wouldnt have gone there in this disrespectful patronizing manner turning the whole country into one big VIP room for their agenda and spawn.
I still believe they want a baby from india bec slumdog made it big - so true to fashion , they gotta have a piece of the pie and be "fashionable" by adopting a...well...slumdog-soon-to-be-millionaire.
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Damn, she looks BEAT!!
In addition to what everyone else says the loons will say (surprisingly, I haven't seen a loon post), I bet they'd say "She is playing a PART! She isn't herself here, she isn't supposed to look like the GORGEOUS, BEAUTIFUL SAINT she is... she is supposed to look like whatever role she is playing!"
Uh huh.
And if she adopts another one, I hope like hell Brad escapes pre-adoption!
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A while back, I read that she tried to adopt in India before and they said no. Maybe it was a crap story. I think India wanted the parents to be married or she did something to piss them off. Not sure. Maybe BS.
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yeh, she looks like shit. i mean she does look really old. i guess thats what being batshit crazy and eating a liquid only diet will do. she and vadge madge (a.k.a. the cryptkeeper)both look like shit (in an anorexic, mummified way) and yes they ARE doing this for both the publicity and their bizzar belief that they are somehow better people by bring in these kids from unfixable countries with overpopulation epidemics is simply pathetic. bees and disease to you angie!
you've just been violated!
Submitted by Inside of luv on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 3:28pm.
Do you have a direct link? Its not working for me.
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No seriously. What IS that on her head??? I can't believe she's only a few years older than me. She looks like she's awaiting her flying broomstick.
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What the fuck is that mess on her head. Jesus Christmas.
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mangie's had a lot more than her nose done.
Guess the ugly skank wasn't contented with fucking up Africa, she's now taking her lofty, greedy and evil child collecting/world conquering ambitions to India. It's just laugable, they're having problems with the six they currently have even with nannies, they have aged 15yrs within the last 3yrs and they're also on the verge of breaking up. I swear, brad made the gravest mistake of his life when he hooked up with psycho octomom, angie.
Below is an an article about brandgelina's condescending and insulting escapade in Africa. The kind of article that exposes brandgelina's faux humanitarian and deceitfulness. The one bradgelina paid American media, the low life with nary journalistic integriity whatsover refused to touch. The media sold out to brandgelina and have been brought down by them, SHAME ON THE MEDIA for packaging these two ashes of a human being as beauty and shoving them down our throats.
BRANDGELINA'S CREEPY LITTLEAFRICAN COUP
How celebrities can exploit the power of their fame to take over a whole country
Marina Hyde
On the eve of the most recent Palestinian presidential elections, a tele-vised message was broadcast to voters in the region. “Hi, I’m Richard Gere,” smiled its star, “and I’m speaking for the entire world . . .”
Did you miss the meeting at which this got decided? Do you find it confusing that Gere should claim not simply to be speaking for himself (debatable), but for the whole of Earth?
Then apologies for startling you, but this is your world. Try not to choke on it. In 1990 Richard was starring in Pretty Woman; 15 years later he was making formal interventions into Middle Eastern politics.
Once upon a time the entertainment industry was an industry that made entertainment. Its workforce was required to do quaint things such as show up to movie sets, or make music, or go to wild parties.
Today that brief has expanded slightly. In the past two years alone, celebrities have used the New York headquarters of the United Nations as a venue from which to sell luxury goods. Their cell-matter has been traded on the open market. They have made spectacularly uncalled for, even more spectacularly uninformed, statements on sensitive matters of science and medicine. The Russian parliament has voted on whether to send one of them to the International Space Station.
This is all true. As I say in my new book Celebrity (Harvill Secker £11.99), they have taken over the world and we need an exit strategy.
You’ll be familiar with certain megastars’ practice of having stores close their doors so they can have the place all to themselves. Imagine if they could do that with a whole country. Great news: they can.
Back in 2006, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie opted to give birth to their first biological child in Namibia. They did this for a variety of reasons, which can be broadly summarised as “total affectation”.
Two months ahead of delivery, the couple and their two other, adopted, children headed to the seaside hamlet of Langstrand and set about weaving their African dream. The image offered to the public was that of two Hollywood idols roughing it in the Third World. The reality, not altogether surprisingly, was that the couple had rented the entire local five-star hotel.
As for the eventual birth, which tabloid readers may have pictured taking place in a mud hut with only a witch doctor for assistance . . . that in fact occurred in a first-class clinic, under the auspices of the obstetrician whom Angelina had flown over from Los Angeles.
But we’re racing ahead of ourselves, because the big birth had a really packed undercard. In the weeks leading up to it, Angelina’s bodyguard was charged with assaulting a restaurant owner. This charmer was in charge of a huge armed security detail that cordoned off roads, used pepper spray, chased away locals and generally disported themselves as renegade law enforcers.
As the pageant unfolded, the local governor’s declaration that “We don’t want them to be harassed” was superseded by strong-arm tactics. Government-backed security teams conducted house-to-house searches of Langstrand, apparently on the suspicion that locals could be shielding members of the world’s media.
Although it’s difficult to cite the point at which the situation tipped over into dark farce, you’d probably locate it around the moment when the Namibian government began enforcing a nofly zone over the stretch of coast on which the couple’s hotel lay. Congratulations, Namibia. You have ceded control of your airspace to the star of Tomb Raider.
The Namibians are wonderful people, as Brad and Angelina were good enough to tell the world – but the feeling was not entirely mutual.
“Never in my life have I seen two individuals exercise so much power here,” was the furious verdict of Phil ya Nangoloh, executive director of the National Society for Human Rights, Namibia’s foremost human rights organisation. “They effectively captured the state.”
It got worse. Halfway through their stay, Leon Jooste, Namibia’s tourism minister, weighed in. “[Brad and Angelina] never asked for anything,” he explained. “They simply said to me, ‘Listen, things are getting a bit out of hand’. So I spoke to a bunch of people within government. For a small country like ours, with a small economy and a growing tourism industry, this is of major marketing value for us.
“What we’ve done is that every time they’ve got an appointment with a photographer or a journalist, they contact me and tell me ‘Mr So-and-so’ is coming, and I contact the Ministry of Information and Broadcasting, and they contact the Ministry of Home Affairs, and they inform the immigration department.”
What could be simpler? Further light was shed after investigations by the Pretoria News in South Africa, which reported that “the Namibian embassy in Pretoria has told journalists seeking visas for Namibia to [cover the birth] that they must have permission from Pitt and Jolie in writing before they will be allowed into the country”.
As the minister said, it’s a marketing opportunity. If a few freedoms have to be trampled in the cause of getting a little star power behind your sovereign state, them’s the breaks. Weirdly, there were those who remained doggedly unwilling to toe this line. “Imagine if a celebrity couple controlled England’s borders,” was Nangoloh’s exasperated take. “This is very antidemocratic.”
He drew attention to the case of a South African journalist who had both camera and passport confiscated, adding pointedly: “This time it wasn’t apartheid rulers restricting his freedom of expression, but government officials in thrall to Brad and Angelina.”
The key thing to keep reminding oneself of is that Angelina does not style herself as a stereotypical Hollywood diva who’d think nothing of turning an entire country into a VIP room. She is a strident liberal who has part of the UN declaration of human rights tattooed across her neck.
“Ms Jolie is a goodwill ambassador for the United Nations,” Nangoloh observed acidly, “yet she seemed to tolerate the removal of human rights that are guaranteed by the UN.”
Anyway, to compound the horror – and to kill any last suggestion that the government was anything less than utterly prostrate before this pair – the Namibian president wrote Angelina a thank-you letter before her departure. “For the first time ever,” gushed Sam Nujoma, “our entire nation can agree on something – how wonderful it is that you chose Namibia for your special day. You didn’t just birth a child but a new era for our new country. If we are the UN’s baby then you, as one of its greatest supporters, are among its founding mothers.”
For her part, Angelina returned to the United States and promptly granted an exclusive interview to CNN, portentously billed as “Angelina Jolie: her mission and motherhood”.
“The borders were drawn in Africa not that long ago,” Angelina explained. “These people are tribal people. We colonised them . . . They have just recently learnt to govern themselves . . . And we need to be there to really support them at that time, to help them to understand how better to govern.”
As Nangoloh put it: “We have around 150,000 orphans in this country and a lot of crime. I want to know how much money was wasted protecting two actors.” He demanded an inquiry but was denied it.
So next time Angelina flaunts her “Know your rights” tattoo, remember this: you have the right to completely ignore her.
© Marina Hyde 2009
Extracted from “Celebrity: How Entertainers Took Over The World And Why We Need an Exit Strategy”, to be published by Harvill Secker on April 2 at £11.99. Available at BooksFirst price £10.79 - free p&p.
http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/ ... 992803.ece
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Blessed are the meek/boring/compassionate Bible bashers without sin and the God/Jesus lovers; for they shall inherit the earth.
She looks like she just broke wind.
Yikes, her lips are looking especially roidy in that photo.
One of the rag mags at the supermarket showed a wayyyy BEFORE photo of Spankelina and she is unrecognizeable compared to what she looks like now. Major nose job.
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I'll ignore the Polish joke :P EE is closed essentially to foreign adoption. Russia is still open to a degree, but its pretty obvious they use foreign adoption to pass off children with a lot of problems and issues. Because they can't speak Russian, they can't speak to the kid, nor do they provide a lot of background. People are moving away from Russia I think for adoption. Of course, there are always black market options... but outside of Russia and Romania, Eastern Europe and N. Asia is closed.
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
Stoney on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 12:41pm.
Submitted by TeriAnn on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 12:30pm.
T-H-E-I-R.
- Seems to be some sort of requirement that a loonatard not possess grammatical skills.
And you missed "P-U-B-L-I-C-I-Z-E-D"
"publisized" is unit of measurement invented to inflate egos of celebutards. GWAD!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
"Angie really isn't going to fucking stop until she has perfectly recreated The Small World ride at Disneyland using real kids"
Funniest line EVER! I volunteer to be the kid from Canada!
Submitted by madam s.: "I don't understand why CPS isn't swarming all over this woman and the public watching this one they way they are with Octomom. I guarantee something very unfortunate is going to happen in this household."
They're not swarming all over her because she never stays anywhere long enough for them to get a bead on her. That's why Michael Jackson keeps moving, too.
They have enough money to just pick up and leave. Unless a child gets hurt, there's nothing anyone can do.
Personally, I think she's as unstable as OctoMom, and doing almost as much damage to her kids, but she's a celeb. Different standards.
Submitted by girl_cheese on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 1:11pm.
When she looks at Brad and says, "How about Indian tonight?" It's different than when we say it.
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LMAO!
People look at that picture and say shes the "most beautiful"? I've seen other pictures of her recently and I don't understand that title. Really, I don't.
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Ok I know women in their 50s who look younger in the face than Jolie does?
Why does she look so freaking old? Drugs?
i know im stating the bleeding obvious but that mouth of hers is vile!! PLUS her skin is starting to get the old lady sag thing happening!
I don't understand why CPS isn't swarming all over this woman and the public watching this one they way they are with Octomom. I guarantee something very unfortunate is going to happen in this household.
This Salt movie must have a crap budget, she has been wearing the worst wigs ever. Wasnt this the movie Cruise was supposed to star in, but they decided on her psuedo tough girl hag ass instead?
When she looks at Brad and says, "How about Indian tonight?" It's different than when we say it.
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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 12:54pm.
I've never seen hair that color. It looks like a black wig with baby powder brushed through it. Fucking stupid.
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Hysteria,
yeah ..well she does it cause she is looking for publicity. That's all. She is no humanitarian...she is a hollywood image junkie and attention whore. There is no reason why she needs to have all that publicized. The fact that a few months ago she had Brad publish her private photos nursing one of her bastards after she's been running around whining about how she wants privacy, explains everything. She is a freak and I dont get why people dont see it. Urgh...
it's a miracle what make-up does for these celebrities. Angie Jo looks terrible.
CandyPerfumeGirl, you hit the nail on the head.
I've never seen hair that color. It looks like a black wig with baby powder brushed through it. Fucking stupid.
This woman is fucking out of control. I swear she is only adopting a baby from India because slumdog was successful - it's like that new handbag she has to have - a fashion statement and it is somehow sickening and disturbing. I dont know why cause adopting a baby is a good thing in general...but coming from sicko ..it is just disturbing.
Im thinking...now that she is at it...why not go and adopt from the middle east. Seriously...women in the middle east got it bad.
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