Open Post: Hosted By Giant Cheetos
I really hope this isn't some cruel April Fool's joke, because Brit Brit will never be the same if it is. The pink wig will come out again! Please, Chester, don't do this to her!!! But if it isn't, Brit Brit has finally found the thing she needs to get over Adnan.
Frito-Lay announced today that beginning tomorrow, they will sell Cheetos the size of ping-pong balls. The head whores at Frito-Lay said they wanted to create something "fun." One bag will sell for $2.89. A little bag of 5 will sell for 59 cents.
If you really want one of these bags and sense a Cheetoling in your area, get in line now, because Brit Brit is going to buy all the stock. Then she's going to take all her new balls into the bathroom and lock the door. Think of all the nasty kinky shit she's going to do those with Giant Cheetos! Cheetobagging!
You know how Cheeto smegma gets in your teeth and is a bitch to get out? Well, Brit Brit's gynecologist is going to be scraping Cheeto jizz out of her vag for DAYS!
VIA USAToday (Thanks Danielle)
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Submitted by Mr. Peterson on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 9:18am.
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Yeah, that's the same woman, but not the same clip. I've seen other shows about them and it's related to OCD somehow. Every one that I've seen about it the people always FREAK out..bad..like having to be admitted to the psych ward bad.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
NItWitty: is that the same thing they showed on the today show this am?
i can't believe the reaction the mom had--i thought hoarders were usually relieved when their shit is finally cleaned up. it was like they stuck a knife her. and i don't think she was living in her garden cuz she liked nature.
I'm fascinated by hoarders, that's why I love that BBC show, How Clean is Your House? This chick did a documentary about her mom's hoarding. If you're as freaked out/fascinated by this as me, here's a link to a clip of this bizarro world.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/29920344#29920344
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LMAO that is just fucking wrong! I am really upset though, it was inconsiderate as hell not to let me know he is okay. I checked his facebook, no activity at all. ugh!
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 10:40pm.
Hey, we're not ALL like that. There was this one time wh....hold on, brb.....
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Johnnysgirl - you around?
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 3:02pm.
*hugs*
Fuck men! They are so fucking inconsiderate! I was yapping on the phone with my friend, he said the weather in NY (he was driving) was bad, then like 20 minutes later the line goes DEAD. Okay, I call back, it goes to VM and I leave a message saying I'll call him back later. Nothing from him. Like 24 hours later (1:45 am) I send him a text asking if he is ok. Nothing. It's like two days later and NOTHING.
I swear if he's not hurt in an accident, he's going to be hurt! I've known him since we were in middle school.
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Dick happens! - MK
Must. Buy. These.
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Holla for a Dolla! Shout for some clout!
Cheetos is making things more convenient for Wonky. With a mouth as big as that, she'll eat 'em up like a bag of m&ms.
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes.
-anonymous
EEG,
Gorgeous! I probably won't start it until tomorrow night.
Tonight is Marley and Me. The tissues are on call...although, since it's labeled a comedy, I doubt they will include the scene that kicked me in the gullet and made me put the book down for three days...
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Cooler than the other side of the pillow.
Clarisse,
And isn't she beautiful? Keep a box of kleenex handy.
EEG,
I picked it up! Looks great. I read a bit...she has a lovely flowing style.
OH...I picked up "Marley and Me" DVD (shut up! I loved the book!!) and there is a GREAT flyer with John Grogan talking about Labs and he states "My one worry about the movie is that people will be so smitten by the scampy Marley that they run right out and buy a yellow Lab of their own." "Dogs are a commitment."
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Cooler than the other side of the pillow.
Zappy - you never told me what a "Wheat Pie" is. I'M DYIN TO KNOW! Pwease?
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 4:33pm.
Um, scuse me, Farrah?
Can you cut this lady's tongue out who is cracker her gum in the office. Sounds like she's sucking dick
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but of course! My pleasure. I never pass the opportunity to shank a beesh. Here, have this notepad and make a list of all who need shankin'. It's good exercise!
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Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
Zappy,
This was an educated woman who was married to a Brit for over 25 years.
When 9/11 happened we were due out for dinner. She called to ask me to pick her up late. Spent the entire night listening to how wronged Osama bin Laden was.
She had watched a program a mere three days after the attacks. That is how fast the propaganda train rides!
EEG,
Thanks. I'm actually just shutting down for a "Borders" run.. so I just reserved a copy.
Zappy,
We are a spoiled lot in the "civilized world"....
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I'll bet EEG. She was so indoctrinated with her belief there was no getting through. God Bless her, poor thing. Amazing this female dessicration still goes on. We only know what we see, and not all of it. Frightening really.
Clarisse,
Read Infidel.
When I lived in a Islamic country my BFF was a muslim. She was done and strongly believed all women should be.
I never could have a reasonable debate with her on the subject.
My farm signs are done, the guy was in a hurry but of course now he doesn't need them till tomorrow.
Looks like I missed a lot of topics!
Easter?
I make corned beef (homemade) sandwiches with Lorraine swiss and Claussen pickles, potato salad, and pickled eggs & beets.
Had both my boys snipped, against my will, but their dads insisted (I have two kids to two different husbands)
I don't do Facebook because my ex BF tries to taunt me with pix of some skank he fucked.
EEG,
It's monstrous!!
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Cooler than the other side of the pillow.
Clarisse,
The books I have read about it make me weep.
Nature does not build us (men or woman) with unnecessary bits.
No judgment passed on those who have their sons done.
ISMU,
If anyone pulls that cut = mutilation, tell them to google Female Circumcision...they'll soon learn the difference.
Fuck em!
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Cooler than the other side of the pillow.
Um, scuse me, Farrah?
Can you cut this lady's tongue out who is cracker her gum in the office. Sounds like she's sucking dick.
Thankew.
@ Farrah
OTAY PANKY!
Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 4:25pm.
Epilogue: After I left the house in a madman's rage, I found out that my BIL and Newly scrotified husband backed me up.
Bout fookin time.
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*stops packing shank collection*
Bout foockin time indeed!
lemme know if you ever need me to "pay that visit"
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Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
LMAO @ Farrah
Well, I did finally tell them to fuck off..loudly. So loudly in fact my husband went BOINK ..eyeballs out of his head. Told him it's time he grew some balls and deal widdit.
*sniffle sniffle* your touching gesture of revenge is so sweet..lmao thank you!'They better start treating you with the respect you deserve before i get my best shank and pay them a visit. Uninvited, of course.' LMAO hysterical here..
Epilogue: After I left the house in a madman's rage, I found out that my BIL and Newly scrotified husband backed me up.
Bout fookin time.
To bust in on the circumcision talk- all three of my boys are done. I know the anti argument is mutilation, forcing the parent's will and such but very simply, it seems more sanitary to me and is more socially acceptable. And I don't know of many guys who would volunteer to have it done later in life unless there was a problem. My cousin got an infection and had to have it done when he was 13. Yikes.
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Wow, he's a superhuman moron...
@ Zappy: grab your cheetolings and get the hell out of there.It seems it's a HUGE family and they have absolutely no consideration towards you. They better start treating you with the respect you deserve before i get my best shank and pay them a visit. Uninvited, of course.
Since i have absolutely no manners, i would NEVER let anyone talk shit about me, my family or loved ones, so i would have told them to FUCK OFF right in their faces.
I admire your manners and patience, tho.
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Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 4:05pm.
KD - I had a friend in HS who's mom let him make the decision, so at 15 he went and had it done.
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i can't have kids, but if i had a boy, i'd pop that kid out, wait eight days and ZAP! Mohel, Bris, the works. Nothing like a good party to celebrate a bloody ritual HAHAHAH!
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Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
aww. shocking.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 3:20pm.
EEG, Zappy - I actually prefer my inlaws over the parentals. No stress or formality, or family drama getting brought up.
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My inlaws pit their boys against one another and criticize everyone as they walk out the door, just within earshot. They also criticize their grandkids in front of them. They busted my daughters balls after she got home from the hospital (first hospitalization with anorexia) and told her her boyfriend doesn't like her because she's skinny and boys don't like skinny girls..you get the picture. All the wrong things to say. My FIL makes comments as he walks out of the room. He's a shit stirrer.
Comments about 'stupid guineas' or 'typical Italian's'. They can't insult me, but that is an insult to their sons and grandchildren (all the sons married either Italian or Greek)
One Christmas they were at my house and I was in the kitchen preparing something and I hear him telling my daughter that if she ever has a problem at home she can come and stay there. Shit like that. Always complaining about my parents (who have been long gone).
FIL's niece said to me (while were driving to get beer) that they alienate everyone don't they? They don't get it.
When my daughter was born, they invited all of their kids and daughter inlaws to my house and pushed their sons to take pictures with my baby, even if they didn't want to hold her. They took everyone's pictures and acted as if I wasn't even there. Very rude people. My husband never said jack. It's long been a bone stuck in my gullett
I finally said..fuckital..this is your family you deal with it.
That is just the tip of the iceberg. This stuff seems minor. There is so much that I swallowed for son long and finally..EXPLOSION!
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 4:05pm.
And she probably said something to the effect of "Oh get over it, it builds character". Yeah, it is best to do on babies, IMO. Don't they heal faster and stuff? Poor little fings, tho.
KD - I had a friend in HS who's mom let him make the decision, so at 15 he went and had it done.
He was NOT pleased with his mother, at all! Told her she was a complete bitch for not getting it done when he was a baby and that he was now traumatized for life! LOL
EEG - I got lucky, neither of my kids had any issues after getting cut, well except for the immediate hour or so after, but, that was it.
Tell her to soothe the bebe with her boobie juice! Nursing comforts them. For real! That is what my kids Ped. told me to do.
Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 3:54pm.
Lol, awww...thanks. Didn't mean for it to turn into a "Everybody cheer up Ricki!"
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Ricki, come on, you can always trust your sluts for support! besides, this is open post and we do whatever the fuck we want, and we want to show Ricki some good ole luvin' ♥
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Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
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Hope you behotchess have a great night!!!! Peace love and granola bars.
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"That being said, I'd hit it with a maxi-pad stuffed in his mouth." (MK)
Lol, awww...thanks. Didn't mean for it to turn into a "Everybody cheer up Ricki!" thing lol, but thanks. Yeah, he's an asshole. I will try hiding his FB shit.
Mom: You guys doing Easter Baskets this year?
Me: No. We're not celebrating.
Mom: Oh.. too bad.
um..?
LOL
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The Early Bird gets the worm but the Second Mouse gets the cheese.
Ricki,
What NaNoop just said. You bitches put up with my whining ass for almost a YEAR about BFF.
New man attentive, no disappointments, drama, listens and cares.
Not quite used to it yet but really easy adjusting!
M.E., new bebe got cut this morning, I am not going over for a couple of days he is apparently not at all happy.
Farrah, really can you imagine?!
Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 3:22pm.
Ugh, yes, I would delete him from my facebook but I feel like it will be really obvious and I want him to think I like, don't care.
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Why? What's wrong with him knowing that you don't like the way he did you? He should know that. And there's nothing shameful about showing that what happened bothered you. It's not obsessive, it's just human.
And anyway, what do you care what the schmuck thinks? It's no longer important what he thinks. It's your life - don't waste it worrying this type of crap (don't waste it on Facebook either ;). I say delete, say "fuck it" and go on out there and live some life, whether that includes dating or not.
And if this is the best relationship you've ever had, I have good news - it can only get better! What you just experienced is NOTHING compared to the more genuine and healthier, and actually LOVING and mutual relationships that await you. Trust me.
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
ME- ha, like men are able to think objectively when their peens are involved.
ricki- I agree that deleting him from FB is the way to go. In the end, he doesn't care about your feelings or he wouldn't have been such an oozing pussy about your breakup and wouldn't be flaunting his new relationship so you can't allow yourself to care what he thinks. It's all mind over matter- if you don't mind, it don't matter. And baby, he don't matter anymore.
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Wow, he's a superhuman moron...
yah, Hekki- go ahead and bring it out! It is good to change things up every once and a while. Your mom might not even make a big deal and if she does, just be like, WTF, mom, grow up, they are just dishes. Even if they are symbolically more than that.
Submitted by tinkiebean2 on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 3:25pm.
it's for real..they are already selling them in walmart
I saw these suckers at Albertson's...
They're ever'where!
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 3:22pm.
Hey, Ricki- sorry to butt in here, but just wanted to say that I can relate to what you are feeling, and THERE ARE BETTER DAYS AHEAD.
You'll find someone who will make you thunderstruck that you EVER considered this most recent relationship as special as you did.
And besides, WHO CARES about saving face. You could always say it was cluttering up your screen and you were tired of skipping over it or something. Have more meaningful things to clutter your email and FB screen with type of reason.
Honor yourself, and KNOW that there IS someone who will honor you as well, you just have yet to find them.
I remember when I was first with my man (who I later married) and I can think of SO many times when I was expecting disappointment or blow-off from him (like I had experienced before with most of the other guys I'd dated) and just TIME AFTER TIME he would amaze me with how genuine and into our relationship he was. Disappointment and rejection is a distant memory. It will be for you, too. Trust. There is a REAL man out there for you.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
EEG, Farrah - RE: Circumsision...my mother is still pissed at me for having my boys cut. She thinks I shouldn't have done it and should have let them decide, when they were older, whether or not they wanted to have it done.
WTF? Get that shit over and done with when you will have NO memory of it!
Never mind Riki, your true love Anoop will be singing just for you tonight.
anyone know the theme tonight?
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"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Today is a good ass day for me. A rarity!
The sun is shinning, love is in the air, I get my money this week, just saw an awesome band......Ah, life aint to shabby right about now.
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Beware Conficker worm come April 1!
Scan your computers bitches!!!
bitchette: Thanks for the validation!
EDIT: And thanks to Zappy, too.
Ricki- On facebook, you can "hide" updates from certain people. If you put your mouse over their update, a little X pops up. just click on that and that might solve the problem.