Wednesday, April 1st 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest Winner For March 31st!
China's latest strategy to combat over-population: making sure all tanks remain empty. - johnnysgirl
Runners-up:
Octomom's sperm bank had to put on a second shift. - Team Valtrex
The Three Spooges - tominjersey
The girl that does the impression of Jim Carrey in Dumb n Dumber with the ketchup and mustard bottles is very popular - Provolone
Even though the peens are pixelated in the full picture, it still might be NSFWish unless you work in a sperm bank. So the full shit is after the jump. JUMP!
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Whooot Johnny's girl! Here, have a prize!
No Way! I won this??? Ca-razy!
Congrats all!!
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
awwww, shucks. Thank you very much.
Congrats to the other winners!
I'm a litle nervous knowing that Nitty sends dudes to nutsack disassembly lines.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Congrats to all...there were so many funny caps...good one!
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
what can we do in this crisis finance time? make more fun, and talk with more good friends. you can meet many rich people and good guys inculding some celebrities on ___classymingle.com ___ where amazing happen~~~
Congrats to all!! :)
WTG, Winners. Funny captions! Gotta' give mah TV a *MuaH*
Someone asked what this pic is really about, I believe they are prepping these guys for vasectomies. They did it similarly at the planned parenthood clinic where my ex went to get the snip. They weren't all in the same room, but they schedule them at the same time and the Dr. just went from room to room to room. Not bad for only $75 back in the day. Of course, insurance wouldn't cover it and the Dr. wanted nearly two grand for the procedure.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Yay weiners! ♥♥
Excellent captions! WTG winnahs!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Congrats all! :D
Sorry I missed all the fun yesterday...
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"There's a kid on a Pogo stick in front if my house. It's nearly midnight so let's assume he's been drinking. This should end well for him."
- excerpt from Christopher Walken's Twitter
johnnysgirl! TV! Provy! tominjersey!
congrats all!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
I still like my special sauce comment so I'm a winner in my own mind, but will still acknowledge the real ones.. Congrats guys! :)
Congratulations to the winners!!
tominjersey - excellent on the spooges.
Congrats, johnnysgirl!
Yay, for The Three Spooges!
LMAO!
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Wow, he's a superhuman moron...
So this is where Madonna gets the secret ingredient for her face cream. All the while we thought it came (ha!) from babies!
I have no problems paying THIS sperm bank.
the sacred practice of snake charming has really fallen on hard times
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
"psst... i've been using the same gloves for months!"
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
As Ongina would say. "Connie Chung...Im goin to slap your peen with my PUMP!"
"How do you get my clothes so soft?"
"Ancient Chinese Secret!"
"This dental office is REALLY hands on!"
Krispy Kreme opened a franchise in China.
I think a call to H.R. is necessary....
Who says Asians can't drive a stick?
Shift differential for this job depends on just how much you shift the job.
You want Happy Ending?
So which one is the head nurse?
How do you think Octo-mom got pregnant with all those brats?
The Real Housewives of Bangkok.
HMMM I like the color on the ceiling,what do you guys think?
Screen "shots" from the Jennifer Aniston biopic are already out??
Ever heard that this one appeared on the hot hook-up club
===" AffluentMeet.com "===
for wealthy singles to hook up for Love and Sexy dating?
I see Tommy Girl's new scientology 'training camp' has made it over seas...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Old Chinese Saying, " A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush".
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
New Japanese porn - Wee Wee Wonka and the Cockwhip Factory. With a very apologetic Miley Cyrus as the oompa loompas.
Oompa loompa doompety do
me pull your cockie and make lots of goo
Oompa loompa doompety dee
me love u long time cause me so sowry
just another day on the hand job
be cool about fire safety
EMPLOYEES MUST WASH HANDS AND LUBRICATE WITH K-Y JELLY BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK.
Jennifer Aniston pulls a Veruca Salt and has workers searching day and night for the Golden Sperm.
Yuki, shut up and keep saying 'moo.' These country girls are so stupid.
This is definatly better then a finger up the ass.
I heard that Mulan II has more happy endings than any other Disney Princess movie ever made.
"We promise a good night's sleep after each session!"
There are still plenty of jobs left in this economy.
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"they took from their surroundings what was needed and made of it something more."
I told you not to ask how they made egg drop soup.
Suki: "That bitch Eiko is always copying my wrist flip".
Eiko: "That bitch Suki is always at Table 1...Table 2 squeaks like a motherfucker".
Midori: "Those two dumb bitches don't know I put my employee number on their jars this morning. I'm leaving at Noon".
The most brutal interrogation technique of the Chinese Secret Police: "Are you a terrorist and do you want me to continue?"
The answer to "What the hell is in secret sauce?".