Afternoon Crumbs

Submitted by ethang on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 10:12pm.

Oh this pretentious bitch. What's with the fucked up Paris Hilton voice? Her music is not much different than any of the crap that the Pussycat Dolls put out. She'll be forgotten by the end of the summer.
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exactly, I feel like I've seen/heard every gimmick she's trying to exploit a million times already.

dumb bitches saying that she's oOoOo sO DaRiNg!!1 and *OmG* OrIgInAlz!! with her fashion and music need to get their heads out of their asses. nothing she's doing is new or different. I liked it better when Kylie Minogue did it, and she never claimed to be doing anything groundbreaking because she knew better.

lady caca is the female equivalence of kayne west.

"lookit me! lookit me! everything I do is so FRESH and NEW! see? compliment me on my huge dumbass glasses."

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is this real life?
why is this happening to me?
is this going to be forever...

How dare anybody try to be fashionable and daring in their own way! Why we need to stay in the background like wallflowers, dress all frumpy and mediocre and not make a statement and Give in to our insecurities! "Oh, no I can't wear those fabulous heels or that cute dress." Fuck that!

And she is right about the blogging. Celebrities do seem to get a little too comfortable with it, killing the mystery in the process. You go Lady!

I commend Lady Ga Ga for being a daring girl. Both in her fashions and in her music. Anybody who trashes her is just jealous because they are mediocre and they know it. Why don't you get off of your asses and take a look outside instead of trash talking from your computer.

um...is this the same lady gaga from the paris hilton interview? this new fake, pretentious accent she's trying to pull off is HILARIOUS. girl, you're a ho from queens with a tragic nose job and mediocre songs. STFU.

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is this real life?
why is this happening to me?
is this going to be forever...

Gaga will do an epic fail tonight on Idol.

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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

I actually LIKED lady gaga until I saw that video.
She sounds and acts like a pretentious snot.

Ever heard that this one appeared on the hot hook-up club

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for wealthy singles to hook up for Love and Sexy dating?

WOAH! WTF with the accent? ICK! Perez is the most down to earth celebrity??? He's not a REAL celebrity!!

I guess when she was a stripper, people weren't looking at her face.

Take the shades off and put some damn clothes on. The world already has enough stupid whores.

Well said, ginger_t! I can't believe someone actually talks like that. Lady Caca acts like she is coked out of her freaking mind. She even did the coke nose rub. That fake English accent makes her look like a complete joke especially since the bitch was born and raised in NY! ROFL! Don't let your head get too big, hon, 'cause it will suck big time when you're forgotten about by the end of the year! *tsk tsk* *head shake with eye rolls*

OMG she sounds just like Cara or whatever from Beverly Hills 90210 (the oldies) that psycho from the rehab center that wants to be like/kill Kelly. Bit of that psycho husk.
YES I admit i have all the dvd's. It's nostalgic.

Oh - and the only reason I'm glad I made it to the end of that torturous interview is because I learned a new hair tip!

This weekend I will curl my hair with my flat iron!

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Never go with a Hippy to a Second Location

I don't know who's way of speaking is more annoying the interviewer or GaGa....ok I guess GaGa...

I wonder how many times she practiced that stupid ass Paris Hiltonish voice and mannerisms in the mirror.

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Never go with a Hippy to a Second Location

On guess the belly button...the only one I got right was Hohan...the ten million dots gave it away.

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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.

Oh this pretentious bitch. What's with the fucked up Paris Hilton voice? Her music is not much different than any of the crap that the Pussycat Dolls put out. She'll be forgotten by the end of the summer.

Lady Gaga on American Idol wednesday night.

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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.

Lady. GaGa. Epitome. Of. Fashion. Has. Lifelong. Xanax. Prescription. It's. All Legal. No Problems. Here. Folks. Look Away.

Fuck yes, Kathy Griffin rocks! And JRM...ewwww! He looks so skeezy.

"I used to be Snow White... but I drifted."
-Mae West

why is she speaking with that accent? bitch is from YONKERS.

i would be able to appreciate the fact that she is *slightly* more unique than the current troupe of pop singers (though none of her concepts or ideas of are original) if she didn't seem so goddamn full of herself!

another poster said it best: "bitch is BELIEVING her own hype."

WHAT!!! How dare you compare this naked baboon and her nose with the radicalness that is Bjork?

Stupid little JAP should put some clothes on and get her nose fixed!

I've never heard any sort of music Lady GaGa had a hand in. I know her (like many) only from dlisted. And (like many) I plan to keep it that way.

...Nick Cannon's feet are so big they look like swim fins!....and how can that skinny toothpick hoist her big ass like that?!....hernia alert!...

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Is Lady Gaga on drugs? Seriously! Her dealer gave her the bad shit.
Who talks like that?

Lady GagGag - Affected, put on, breathy-voiced obnoxiousness. The hint of a faux accent (thanks for the trend, Madge), the slow cadence (I'll talk slowly so you can digest every pearl of wisdom issuing from my source of genius - thanks for that trend, Fishsticks) ... oh, god ... SELF IMPORTANCE PERSONIFIED. Girl is believing her own hype. Too bad the tacky "ums" and "ta's" (instead of "to") mar her otherwise perfectly self-absored, haute delivery.

I also love when people claim a look is so [fill in the decade] and how they've been doing it "forever" (read starting 2 years ago, since she's been legal for what, like 5 years?). Babe, I was workin' it in the 70's, and NO ONE was walking around pantless, except in the aerobics room, and that was late late late '79 at best, if at all.

I have friends of all age ranges, success levels, and artistic levels - I've got no problem with young genius or late bloomers ... I just HATE HATE HATE fucking self-important posers. Put out your art and be appreciative if someone likes it. But quit acting like your the universe's gift to mere mortals. Fucktard.

Nick Cannon looks like he may have developed a hernia in that pic of him thrusting Mariah skyward. She's gotta outweigh him by at least 20 pounds.

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Il faut à mon avis écrire pour plaire à un seul lecteur : soi-même.

Heidi looks pretty good.

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Oh how horrible is Lady Gaga, I cant stand this ho....the best thing about that video was the Harlequin Danes. She's beyond awful...and that voice, god let me at her, so I can slap the taste out her mouth. Fucking idiot, and that stupid reporter to call her a musical genius...wtf?
Everyone done lost their freakin minds.

I think Lady CaCa is a Persian Transvestite Pschycic channeling a constipated Madonna.

MUH MUH MUH MUH!

Submitted by Hekki
If she is so musically talented, why does she have to look like a mutant hooker all the time?
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Not to split hairs, but I think she's a SPACE HOOKER. You pay her in credits or some other kind of made up nerd money.

Mutant hookers eat you after they bang you. Kinda like a praying mantis.

And I put way too much thought into this.

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Obviously, Lady Gaga got plenty of inspiration from Daryl Hannah's character in Blade Runner too.

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- Susan B. Anthony

Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 4:16pm

Karolina Korkova (sp).

Re: Belly buttons. There's some model that doesn't HAVE one. It's freeeeeaky!

And Lady GaGa is ridiculous. If she is so musically talented, why does she have to look like a mutant hooker all the time? I always wondered that about hoes like Christina Aguilera and Shauna Sand.

this lady caca acts like her caca doesn't smell. i don't like her one bit!

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Submitted by snowpiece

PBR 2$ bottles!!
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You know why PBR only costs $2? 'Cause it tastes like shit! I went to this bar on the LES thinking I was going to save some money and drank that crap all night. The next day I woke up and I didn't know whether to shit or go blind. The back of my head felt numb like I'd been beaten repeatedly with a steel skillet and my stomach churned as if some alien hipster baby were growing inside me, jumping rope with my lower intenstines. Never again. I'll stick to the imported expensive stuff.

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What a big piece of smelly and steamy pretentious shit Lady CaCa is. Sheesh! I hate pretentious snobbish fuckers. What an annoying and abnoxious way to talk this bitch has. Ugh!.

The best belly button thumbnail belongs to the Shitters of old, hands down. Blohan and her childish body makes the navel piercing look stupid.

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Awwww, McConaghey offering his son a pear with those short, stubby arms is just precious!

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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 3:35pm.

no when i lived out west all the bars in the ski mountain towns had that stuff. PBR 2$ bottles!! tastes good in a bottle too. i dont really see that stuff bottled around long island.

i didnt mean 'special' as like in shortbus special, i should of said 'select' towns.

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"You know, and we know, and you know that we know that it's nonsense"-Daniel Hannan

Seriously, I think those pictures of Rhys-Meyers are going to give me worse nightmares than "The Orphanage" did. Someone really needs to put a bag over his head.

oh ok Provy, that would be the backwoods of Alabama, wherever Charles Manson lives and certain select towns on Long Island?

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"He's our you." LaFleur
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uh- h! lady caca is starting to get a big head....*sigh*

puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh

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UMMM Lady Gaga is a poser.
Fake accent Fake hair and underpants aren't fashion.
Nobody cares and you music sounds like a terrible gay bar on steriods not a fabulous gay bar a terrible gay bar.

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I have one thing to say...You Bettah Work.

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 3:28pm.
old milwakee comes in bottles?

YES! So does Pabstt. But not in everytown, only special ones

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"You know, and we know, and you know that we know that it's nonsense"-Daniel Hannan

Is that name supposed to be like Tatiana but with an S? It's like she tried to go the apple route but played it safe.

old milwakee comes in bottles?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0

Ok, I'm big enough to eat my own words. Lady Goo Goo's Wiki:

"At age 20, she began working for Interscope Records as a songwriter"

"Having learned piano by ear at the age of four, Gaga went on to write her first piano ballad at 13 and began performing at open mic nights by the age of 14. At the age of seventeen, Gaga was one of twenty people in the world to have gained early admission to the New York University's Tisch School of the Arts, where she studied music."

I didn't know any of that. Having worked in the music biz for a long ass time I know you don't just walk in off the street and start writing for the house. That shit is difficult.

Ugh, now I'm going to have to go find out what's up with this shit. What wine goes best with crow?

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The office is open today Charlie. The foot doctor is in.

I JUST BROKE AN OLD WILWAUKEE BEER BOTTLE IN MY KITCHEN NOW ITS CUT MUY FOOT LIKE A FUCKER.

Lady gaga Perezhilton is not a celebrity duh!
and you act weird like high or something
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

I don't find Matthew Mc attractive in the least, but that baby of his is all kinds of adorable. Just give him the pear already, dude!