Tuesday, March 31st 2009
BITCH.
Look at this mean ass bitch Lily Allen taunting me while waiting for her order of heaven between two buns inside of God's favorite restaurant in Redondo Beach, CA. Her cunty smile is saying, "I'm here and you're not." Choke on it, bitch. CHOKE ON IT, animal-style. Although, I'm a little proud of Lily that she learned straws aren't just for snorting the bad shit on a broken mirror. She's growing up!
And now I'm going to go to Burger King, close my eyes, bite into a burger and pretend. DAMN that whore! My withdrawals were bad enough before seeing this shit.
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Damn M.E., now I want In 'n' Out....!!!!! The closest one to me is probably the one in Fisherman's Wharf!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
In 'n' Out is better than most fast food chains, but the last time I ate there I got an upset stomach with gas. So if you're used to eating fast food it's delish because it's a lot healthier than most places. But if you're not, forget it, just have a milkshake. It's also really cheap compared to most fast food places too, which is weird because they pay their employees a living wage with benefits. I think the owners are really religious, just look under your soda and notice the MAtthew 14:3 printed on the bottom of your cup. CREEPY!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
I am jealous I want some of that too!
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I had an In-N-Out burger only once about 5 or so years ago & to be perfectly honest I dont remember it being that remarkable...I was in CA on vacation & I purposely went there because everyone raves about it, but I truly dont remember it being so fabulous. I know it was good, but I dont think it was THAT memorable. I would love to be able to try it again to refresh my memory...We have a couple of Fuddruckers around here & I think their burgers are pretty amazing tasting.
"...but everything's cool as long as I'm gettin' thinner." - Lily Allen, "The Fear"
Get your ass out of In 'n Out, Lily.
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I'm not a huge hamburger fan, but In-N-Out burgers are the BEST. Seriously. I just had one for dinner :) I have two within 10 miles of my house. Not only are they so good, but the prices are great, too!!
wow that is harsh MK.
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i wanna try their burger just to see what all the hype is about
What about Papaya King? I go there every time I'm in New York and love it! Best hot dogs anywhere. I had In N Out the last time I was in Vegas and it wasn't as good. New York wins on the fast food front.
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I wonder if they would FedEx some burgers out of state...I am full of jealousy and rage at all the meat she gets that she doesn't deserve!
it looks likes the guy on the right in the top pic was censored/blurred out on purpose
Jezus. If you want to dress like Lady Gaga, don't half-ass it. I wish she'd stop stuffing her face and start wearing pants.
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Holy shit, I live on the East Coast (well, Kentucky) and In-N-Out burgers are the BEST! I haven't been to LA in 10 years, but you can bet your ass that when I get back, this is the first place I'm going...it ROCKS!!
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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!
i just love in n out. when i moved to oregon i was so sad. no burgers worth a shit. at least not yet.
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At that moment, Kathy Griffin got on her hands and knees and apologized to Jesus for telling him to "suck it," because he gave her this beautiful gift. MK
What's in the cup? Sperm? LOL.
Aww Lily's on her way to being fat, again. This bitch yo-yos like Oprah.
She is going to become the biggest fucking mad cow in all the United Kingdom. Promise!
She already has those tree trunk legs to start off on and the pig nose to sniff out the best fucking truffles in the land.
My favorite when I worked at Mickey D's back in the day (who didn't) was the bitches that ordered a Big Mac, large fries and a DIET coke. LOL
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The only thing I would get at In and Out is the light lemonade I see in the photo.
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Submitted by 2Di4 on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 5:07pm.
for posters who asked about veggie burgers --
I know a lot of peeps who order it that way. It strikes me as pretentious: don't go to In-N-Out if that's what you're going to order. (Plus a lot of em get fries and shake with their meat-free burger...) Tommy's and Fatburger are damn good but not as good or "healthy" as In-N-Out.
Wait a minute - that is MY In N Out joint - I drive by it twice a day - now she's gone and put her taint on it??? MK, your title is entirely accurate for this one!
mmm, I had a double, double high protein style (no buns) on Sunday...yum-ee ================================================
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i'd cuttabeesh for Chevy's chips n' salsa....
i've been hungry ever since Snowy typed the word "lasagna". Thanks a lot, beesh!♥
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Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
I love it when Merkuns start discussing their foodstuffs and take-out establishments. Always makes my mouth water.
*lip schmacking*
Best fast food I've ever had was Bembos
Seriously, no joke
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Cuntnugget.
I'm a billion miles away from In N Out.
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Wow, he's a superhuman moron...
MK-- dude go to Five Guys. It's not In-N-Out but like, its better than the BK Lounge.
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no veggie burgers :( I'm out.
Submitted by UKer on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 4:50pm.
The veggie burger is basically a burger without the meet. You can get a grilled cheese as well... (with the bun as bread)
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 4:28pm.
clarisse - the fresh crispy lettuce, ripe tomato, sweet onion, and their sauce! ZOMG! Animal style comes with grilled onions and extra sauce, so sloppy but soooooooo good.
Ima gonna google for you...
It also has FRIED MUSTARD. When the patty is grilling, they squirt mustard under it.
IG - lmao! yeah, crotch pot is from forum land of no real language.
I used to work at In N Out, they pay GREAT... and I <3 animal style FRIES. Oh em gee. They are a heart attack waiting to happen, but SO GOOD.
for posters who asked about veggie burgers --
no veggie burgers, no bacon, no friggin chicken.
the basic menu is this:
hamburger (standard version: onion, tomato, lettuce, special sauce)
cheeseburger
double-double (2 patties)
fries
soda
milkshakes
off-menu permutations:
* veggie = no meat, just the bun and veggies. also called "a big fat waste of time"
* 4 x 4 = four patties, 4 cheese (you can also do 3s, 2s and other combos of this)
* animal style = meat fried in mustard, extra sauce, extra cooked onion
there are others, too, but these are the most common i've heard in both northern and southern cal.
me, i'm down with the basic single cheese with the usual stuff. if i want something sloppy, i hop a plane down to l.a. for a tommy burger (chili) or a fatburger (nasty fat, coated mess).
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 5:04pm.
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Crotch pot? HAHAHAHA!! Sounds delicious! :)
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Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 4:57pm.
LMAO @ M.E.
Isn't fake meat called smeat?
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No. Fake meat is called a dildo.
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Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 5:01pm.
I haven't been to All American Burger but Shake Shack and NY Burger in Manhattan are excellent.
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Zappy - last night BH and I decided between grilling burgers tonight or making chicken enchiladas, decided on the enchiladas since it makes left overs.
Now I'm pissed. I want a damn burger with cheese, onion, tomato, lettuce, avo and SAUCE!
AAANd, I have my carnita's to look forward to on Thurs. CROTCH POT IT BITCHES!
There was a bar near here, a regular old-time steelworkers bar, stuffed trophy heads and neon signs on the walls, etc.
It was called The Bessemer Inn.
They sold a fresh-made burger, hand-formed, weighing at least a half a pound, dressed like a Big Mac. You had to buy one and split it with a pal, it was so big.
They were soooo good.
The place closed last year.
:(
MK-All American Burger in nassau county is better then In n Out, Cawwwl Us!! much more on the menu too
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"Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 4:53pm.
Papa smurf - no bacon, that is grilled onions with extra sauce!"
Oh wow. I've never seen that before. I mean, I've been to In-N-Out many times and I've heard of people ordering it and shit, but never seen an actual picture of it. Excuse me while I throw up the Mexican food I hurled down an hour or so ago. Ew.
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They don't have In-N-Out here in the Pac Northwest either, damn!
For vegetarians: you order a "grilled cheese"--like a cheeseburger with no meat and extra cheese. Can also be ordered "grilled cheese animal style" for extra pickles, grilled onions, and added mustard.
MMMHMMM, just tried it for the first time last week. Believe she started out as a shack on English Bay back in the 1920's.
So only available in my city.
I agree w/ SeH : we already know she has a tendency to chunk up. If she does eat an In & Out burger and fries, she'll be barfing em up later. She's most likely drinking a diet coke.
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It's grilled cheese samich, hunny buns, not girl cheese.
Ahhhh, In-N-Out! I went there just recently (on MK's mother's birthday actually). I took a picture of the sign, and was going to use it as my avie - but maybe I shouldn't if it's going to traumatize MK?
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
oh and another thing, you can find bible shit on the bottom of all their cups and shit, i went yesterday and i got John 3:16 on my soda, WTF is that about?
I can't even get a freaking burger without those church fakers selling their crap?
Love In n' Out but they have to cut it with the religion shit!
LMAO @ M.E.
Isn't fake meat called smeat?
EEG - that looks good!
Fuck. I want burgers now tonight for dinner, not chicken enchiladas!
BOO!
i just hit that shit the other night. enjoy your burger king slop, mk. my dog got a double-double.