Tuesday, March 31st 2009

BITCH.

Look at this mean ass bitch Lily Allen taunting me while waiting for her order of heaven between two buns inside of God's favorite restaurant in Redondo Beach, CA. Her cunty smile is saying, "I'm here and you're not." Choke on it, bitch. CHOKE ON IT, animal-style. Although, I'm a little proud of Lily that she learned straws aren't just for snorting the bad shit on a broken mirror. She's growing up!

And now I'm going to go to Burger King, close my eyes, bite into a burger and pretend. DAMN that whore! My withdrawals were bad enough before seeing this shit.

Posted by: Michael K


M.E.'s picture

Here is why they're so good:

http://www.in-n-out.com/freshness.asp

It's not fake meat like other fast food places!

islandgirl's picture

Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 4:50pm.

When I think of "In N Out" I don't think of burgers.
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Hahaha, when I posted earlier I was going to say, "I've never eaten at an In-N-Out", but it made me feel all twitchy inside. :)

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EastEndGirl's picture

M.E.,

That burger has nothing on this one:

http://www.verasburgershack.com/

M.E.'s picture

Papa smurf - no bacon, that is grilled onions with extra sauce!

FYI, That In n Out is NOT in Redondo Beach, it's in freaking Inglewood, next to the 405 exit

UKer's picture

do they do veggie burgers and are they any good?

joe shmoe's picture

When I think of "In N Out" I don't think of burgers.

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IN N OUT BURGERS AND DEL TACO MEXICAN FAST FOOD FUCKING ROCKS OUT HERE IN CALI....EXCEPT WE HAVE THE FUCKING OCTOMOM AND SINCE WE HAVE TO PAY HER THEY ARE RAISING THE CITY TAXES ALMOST DOUBLE!! THANKS OCTOFUCKINGCUNT AND WHEN I SEE YOU PREPARE TO FEEL THE WRATH OF MY BAT!!

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

She is totally deep-throating that straw.

I'm with Charlie, I prefer a Whopper Junior, no tomatoes, no fries. Yum!

Clarisse's picture

M.E.,
Well fuuuuuuuuck me! That's a hamburger!!!!

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islandgirl's picture

I've never been to an In-N-Out , but I did have my first "Five Guys" burger awhile ago, and it was delish.

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You know the ho was chompin on his chamois.
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ILovePapaSmurf's picture

"Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 4:35pm.

clarisse - here is a double double animal style.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/SlvrDC/255157230_add0805f63.jpg"

That's not bacon is it?
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SeH's picture

Submitted by Charles Manson on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 4:32pm.

I LIKE A BURGER KING WHOOPER JUNIOR WITH KETCHUP AND MUSTARD ONLY WITH A SMALL ORDER OF FRIES.

Watching your figure, Charles? =P
I don't blame you for opting for the smaller portion. There's nothing worse than a greasy, squished burger meal food coma. You get a headache, a tummy ache, and guilt-ridden feelings all rolled into one. I guess I haven't trained by stomach to mimic that of a billy goat like most Americans who eat like they're human garbage cans.

Falkor's picture

Has anyone tried those mini whoppers from BK yet? Are they any good?

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bitchette's picture

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 4:35pm.

why did you do that to me???!?

*throws lean cusine SHIT on floor*

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Zappy's picture

@ CB whooper? is that a new kinda whopper?

I like Wendy's triple something.

Redondo Beach? Please...she was in Lawndale. And wtf was she doing in Lawndale?!

M.E.'s picture

clarisse - here is a double double animal style.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/SlvrDC/255157230_add0805f63.jpg

SeH's picture

Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 4:30pm.

In n out burger isnt that great

I concur. Fast food is fast food. One chain might have slightly tastier menu items than another, but either way it's not something I would eat more than once a month.

Now sushi... That's a WHOLE different story!

Tyroan's picture

I luff her too, she sure gets a bang out of life!

DeeDee's picture

Larray on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 4:17pm.

Larray is right. Whataburger is kick ass. All their food is very fresh. They are open 24 hours a day, a must for a pothead. Every single restaurant I've ever been to is super clean.

I missed my chance at InNOut when I was in Vegas. *sniff*

Redondo Beach.....sweet memories.

I LIKE A BURGER KING WHOOPER JUNIOR WITH KETCHUP AND MUSTARD ONLY WITH A SMALL ORDER OF FRIES.

ILovePapaSmurf's picture

MK, the next time you come to Cali, In-N-Out is on me!
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P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA

Need some "Chocolate Thunder?" Click here:
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Provolone's picture

In n out burger isnt that great

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SeH's picture

Don't worry, MK, those sodas and burgers are gonna go straight to her chunky ass thighs.

Sugaroo's picture

What is go great about these burgers? I've never been to California so I am clueless.

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M.E.'s picture

clarisse - the fresh crispy lettuce, ripe tomato, sweet onion, and their sauce! ZOMG! Animal style comes with grilled onions and extra sauce, so sloppy but soooooooo good.

Ima gonna google for you...

Clarisse's picture

Farrah,
LOL! What'do I know!?!? I'm from Ohio for Pete's sake! Wait!!! We have some KICK-ASS chip dip!!

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howcomebubblegum's picture

I'm listening to her song The Fear right now, hehehe. Nice song.

Zappy's picture

Jack's Hamburgers, Federal Highway, Ft. Lauderdale - if he's still in existance..

(and La Spada's subs Ft. Lauderdale)

M.E.'s picture

Farrah, I would but the closest one to me is two hours away, over a piece of highway I refuse to drive. So. No go.

Unless there is a Tahoe trip in the future. Then it will be a planned stop!

Clarisse's picture

M.E.,
REALLY?? Huh. I guess a burger by any other name then!

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Farrah's picture

Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 4:20pm.

Ok. Granted I have never had an In n Out burger...but isn't a fast food hamburg a fast food hamburg?
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what??? how dare you! an In N Out burger is a tiny piece of heaven! Oh, how i miss me some In N Out.. M.E. grab one for me!!
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bitchette's picture

i like in-n-out burgers but their fries! I do not like. its an abomination of fried potato goodness,
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M.E.'s picture

Clarisse - you know my bitch ano ass and that I don't eat fast food, luckily there isn't an In N Out close to me, otherwise I'd stop there at least once a week. Their burgers are the BEST! Not like a usual fast food burger.

Clarisse's picture

Ok. Granted I have never had an In n Out burger...but isn't a fast food hamburg a fast food hamburg?

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M.E.'s picture

I WANT A DOUBLE DOUBLE ANIMAL STYLE NOW!!!!!!!

UKer's picture

I love love love love love LILY ALLEN.
there I said it, I'm ready for you bitches LOL

Larray's picture

OH MK!!! I too thought that In n Out burger was the end all/say all of burgers... Of course, then I went to Texass. In Texass, they have the end all/say all of burgers:

WHATTABURGER

Dude - whattaburger is like shooting heroin and smoking crack in one bite. The result: you're freakin' addicted. It's freaking delicious. Plus, they deliver ketchup and mustard, along with your food. Why go get condiments when they come on a tray... Also included: extra napkins, salt, pepper, straws, peanut butter and jelly...

MJF's picture

Thirsty much?

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RecessVillain's picture

CHOKE ON IT, animal-style LMAO
give her a flying dutchman for desert!

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MJF's picture

I wonder if a lot of porn stars eat there?

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islandgirl's picture

I guess she likes American paps better than the UK ones.

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You know the ho was chompin on his chamois.
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