Wednesday, April 1st 2009
The Photoshop Awards: Brit Brit's Candie's Ad
Crash. Smash. Pink. Cheeto. Weave. Busted. Possum. Photo. Shop.
When you're looking at non-paparazzi pictures of Our Lady of Cheetos, it's pretty much known that they were sent through the ole' Photoshop wind tunnel at least a dozen times. But I think those whores got a little too excited. The bitch has no stomach! They slap chopped it in half! They could have spent more time making her weave look like a raccoon didn't just chew on the ends.
Anyireallywantagiantcheetoballwithmilkthismorning, these two works of CGI are for Brit Brit's ad campaign for Candie's. Their new day shift stripper collection is now available at Kohl's.
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Where's her ass?! The bitch has an ass like a black woman! That is not Britard's body! The legs are too long, the ass is a pancake,etc. Who are they trying to kid?
This is ridiculous - it's nowhere near realistic. I remember she looked like this when she was on a diet of vodka crackers and coke and did 1000 situps a day. Right now? I don't believe it.
she gets the photoshop gold medal
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Submitted by Cocoa Mocha Sugar on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 9:42am.
She needs to be off at the playground chasing her kids around, not enslaving or pimping herself to daddy to pay off everybody's mortgages.
FAIL! She rejected those kids and quite frankly, being enslaved, pimped out and paying off everybody's mortgages is karma at its finest.
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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K
im so BORED of this waste of space and the crap that surrounds her
she didn't look THAT bad in the ET clip. they shoulda just airbrushed the part of her vagina that was hanging out and called it a day.
They put her head on a different body. We've seen her stumpy legs a squillion times & these ain't her legs.
This is what really irks me - she KNOWS this isn't her but she still puts it out there like it is. What a phony.
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Did they put her head on someone else's little body? Britney was never that skinny, even fit and pre-children.
“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”
Those are NOT her legs - bitch has big thick legs with huge calves. I've seen pics of her performing where her boots aren't even zipped up all the way because it's impossible (tho you'd think with all her money she could get a custom pair made, sheesh).
Bitch, please!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 11:45am.
Britney hasn't looked like that since Bill Clinton was getting his peen waxed by an intern.
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HA HA HA HA!!
Submitted by Aunt Bea on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 1:15pm.
There is no way Stumpy has legs that long!
*ties Britney to the leg stretching machine*
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
There is no way Stumpy has legs that long!
Man, are they selling Britney or the clothes? These are the worst ads ever. I hope no one wears these butt ugly clothes that look like they're some backwater flea market in asia.
its funny because on entertainment tonight (or one of those dumbass shows dont remember which one) they showed the shoot itself and she looked like a balloon filled with lard modeling those bathing suits
then the photoshopped pictures come out and she looks awesome.
I fucking hate hollywood
I need to get photoshop for my damn self
It doesn't even look like her!
It looks like a Barbie Doll.
Who are they fooling? I shudder to think of how ugly she actually looked on the day that they had to do this much Photoshopping!
Speaking of which. What kind of woman refers to her own no no hole as her PUSSY!?!?!?
...least her puzzy ain't hangin' out
joanne, that is what I told them. There is nothing wrong with Brit's body, and girls who have her body type need to be confident in themselves, not feel like they need to look like a long, lean woman.
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I emailed Candies....this is a joke.
I think I will too, this ad is geared toward my daughter and she deserves better than that.
I don't care if it is photoshopped, i still just rubbed one out looking at her.
I emailed Candies....this is a joke. We all know what Britney looks like for real.
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All the money in the world won't buy you peace of mind
You can have it all but you still won't be satisfied
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Well, I at least give Britney the common sense to get the most bang outta her buck for her PhotoShop artist. She made them airbrush her gut and extra chin away.
Britney hasn't looked like that since Bill Clinton was getting his peen waxed by an intern.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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You'd think they'd have bothered to photoshop the crazy out of her eyes.
hahahaha! Britney never looked this thin or toned even in her heyday youth! Crikey!
MK I laughed so much I had a coughing fit at this;
"When you're looking at non-paparazzi pictures of Our Lady of Cheetos, it's pretty much known that they were sent through the ole' Photoshop wind tunnel at least a dozen times."
ROFL!
If she looked like that, I'd go to her dumb concerts.
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I agree M.E.....next they will make Shawn Johnson look like she has Gisele's body. It is the wrong message.
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All the money in the world won't buy you peace of mind
You can have it all but you still won't be satisfied
-Annie Lennox "Money Can't Buy It"
PSL - I'm pissed at what all these photoshopped celebrities are telling young girls.
M.E., what a joke! Britney's body is fine, there really was no need to take photoshop to this extreme.
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All the money in the world won't buy you peace of mind
You can have it all but you still won't be satisfied
-Annie Lennox "Money Can't Buy It"
LCT - sorry bitch. Couldn't resist!
PSL - I totally agree. I think they photoshopped her head onto Blohan's emaciated body.
Fuck, someone already played the "I'm pregnant, April Fools" card? There goes my opening line.
I MADE OUT WITH ED WESTWICK!
I cannot get over what they did to her calves. Britney has HUGE calves. HUUUUUUUGE.
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All the money in the world won't buy you peace of mind
You can have it all but you still won't be satisfied
-Annie Lennox "Money Can't Buy It"
LMAO Deb. Sorry. I just had to do it!
M.E.! You almost had me!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
those are NOT Britney's legs! Her stomach is not that flat anymore either! who the fuck do these people think they are fooling?
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All the money in the world won't buy you peace of mind
You can have it all but you still won't be satisfied
-Annie Lennox "Money Can't Buy It"
Deb - no, I be kidding. I don't want any more bebe's!
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 10:12am.
I'M PREGNANT!?!?!?
For reals? If this isn't your April Fools' joke, CONGRATS!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Oh fuck! I fergot it be April Fools!!!
Guess what?
I'M PREGNANT!?!?!?
Not for nothing, but that fake girl in the pictures could totally sit on my face... I'm sure she doesn't have chester-cheeze-rotten-crotch, C-sec scars, or children either
BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!! Bitch hasn't looked like this since 2000!!!!!
She is such a joke. I am really laughing now cuz I have that body with no photo shop. She is pathetic and disgusting on so many levels, she couldn't even bother to get in shape for her tour. How fuckin lazy can someone be. Bitch doesn't sing, doesn't write music, doesn't dance and doesn't have an oz of common sense. She is an all around, all American pile of waste and the icing on her cake of pathetic was having PEREZ HILTON involved with her tour. Bitch knew she had to get some press somewhere so she allowed that piece of shit some screen time. Goes to show that money can't buy you shit cuz all the nice clothes and houses and cars don't mean anything. The trash always shines thru. The only favor she could have done herself would have been to buy a fuckin education. Hearing her speak is truly pathetic, she speaks like a 5th grader.
I fuckin hate Britney Spears and everything she embodies.
They might as well had made the girl into a cartoon like they did in the Break the Ice video...homegirl is three brush strokes away from lookin' like Betty in the Archie comic books. And those shooes that she is hawking are fugly as hell...1995 called, they want thier shoes back..that means you to Mariah Carey!
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He shows his pee-pee in the movie.haha!
wtf! my user account control keeps going off in here..and I wanna play, but cant take it:(
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula:
"Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 9:23am.
Britney is a beautiful girl, and I believe these photos are unretouched. She is an amazing performer and a powerhouse vocalist, her talents only matched by her prodigious wit and intellect.
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I'm impressed if you typed that with a straight face, foofoo."
I think it was ricki lake's April Fool on us.
At least I HOPE it was...
Thats good photoshopping, someone give that person a raise.
We all now she is a fat ass these days..they aren't fooling anyone!
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Are the "before" pictures somewhere? i want to see what she really looked like while shooting this Ad.
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Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 9:23am.
Britney is a beautiful girl, and I believe these photos are unretouched. She is an amazing performer and a powerhouse vocalist, her talents only matched by her prodigious wit and intellect.
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I'm impressed if you typed that with a straight face, foofoo.
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Wow, he's a superhuman moron...
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Wow, he's a superhuman moron...