Wednesday, April 1st 2009

Bring The Child Heeeeeeeeeeeeere

The whores over at The Sun say this is the first picture ever taken of Vadge with a crossing guard. Oh and that's also Mercy holding Lourdes hand. You know, the little orphan girl that Vadge is trying to get her mutant veins on? I haven't looked at my Ty Ty's Telling Stories Wit Yo Eyez Handbook to confirm this, but I'm pretty sure Mercy's is saying "HEEEEEELP MEEEE!" with her eyeballs. SOS eyez!

But you know what's even more disturbing about this picture, VADGE IS FUCKING WEARING A FUCKING MOTHER FUCKING FANNY FUCKING PACK! Why does she look like my aunt on vacation in Puerto Vallarta wearing a towel as a skirt, a hat she bought at the airport from a dude who totally ripped her ass off and a fanny pack on her waist. Doesn't Vadge already have a built-in fanny pack: her roidy cooze?! The terror! Poor Mercy is going to be raised by a bitch who wears a fanny pack!

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Posted by: Michael K


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The whole world will celebrate the second Purim when this fuckin powerful idiot will be hung on the fence!

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toni's picture

That's the German dominatrix talking, dont blame Brasil for her. She really had to know how fucked up it was to say that. Bridget better get to the Brujeria and fast, screw that baby stealer.

kdracofan's picture

oops

stefystef's picture

Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 1:15pm.

--> that's because it is not about altruism and philanthropy, it is about feeding their EGOS. Neither Angie Jo nor Vadge care about these kids really. What they do is sick. Fucking madonna that cock-sucking whore is taking the kids away from their parents and families etc to bring them home like a trophy. I am disgusted.

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Right on, CandyPerfumeGirl! You hit it right on the head about these crazy celeb bitches. But here's the problem... you get rank amateurs like Octo-Mom who think they can do the same thing and get the attention. Then you are stuck with a bunch of babies that people have to get in the news.

This is Madonna trying to redeem herself. Bitch. There is no redemption for her. Hell awaits for ya, Madonna! You can give Satan daily BJs.
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thing1's picture

I would love to make a sarcastic comment here, but there is none. If she truly loved this child she would have either A) made sure that the family is a good family, but simply poor, and quietly donated the money to that family to keep the girl with them. Or B) Kept it all quiet if the girl's family isn't good and just given her a home without publicity. THERE IS THE PROBLEM!!!! THIS BITCH JUST BOUGHT A CHILD FOR PUBLICITY!!!!! God help that little one. Maybe she'll have a good nanny that will make the difference in her life.

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Submitted by stefystef

I don't understand why she can't be happy with the three children she has. Why do all these bitches think they are more important the more children they have.

--> that's because it is not about altruism and philanthropy, it is about feeding their EGOS. Neither Angie Jo nor Vadge care about these kids really. What they do is sick. Fucking madonna that cock-sucking whore is taking the kids away from their parents and families etc to bring them home like a trophy. I am disgusted.

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Submitted by Dj Tenn. on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 11:00am.

Wow, Dj Tenn, tell us how you really feel *LOL*
I stopped caring about Madonna before her Evita days... so you know it's been a long time since I bought a Madonna CD (the last one was Immaculate Collection).

She's nothing but a fame/attention whore and the next Joan Crawford (No. Wire. Hangers. EVER!!!). She repulses me. The only blog that sucks up to her is the "Queer of all Media" whore (you know who i'm talking about- I don't need to give him free shout-outs on this great website). Everyone else calls her out for what she is- an old whore.

By the way, CHER RULES!

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SpiceDong's picture

looks like a totally different girl to me...the pics that were leaked last week were of another girl. Weird.

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whatyagonnado's picture

Mercy looks petrified!

Lola's the one holding her hand.

Lola's like 6'. She's big enough to be a model, and/or to punch Madonna in the face if she gets out of line!

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Submitted by stefystef on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 12:00pm.

What happened to the feminist movement?

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I think it died in the 80's. Now you can't even admit to being one because you'll be labled a humorless PC femanzi boner kill that doesn't shave her pussy and want all men killed.

But I agree with you. Vadge is a selfish person that will never be satisfied.

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Submitted by Salem13 on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 11:48am.

I don't understand why she couldn't adpot a child without any family? If she really liked that one particular kid then why not just help the grandmother out? Taking her out of the only environment she knows just so Vadge can hand her over to the nannies isn't going to make things all that better. Why further traumatize the poor kid. Whatever.

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I don't understand why she can't be happy with the three children she has. Why do all these bitches think they are more important the more children they have.

What happened to the feminist movement? It's all about having babies again. I guess things do come in full circle.
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Salem13's picture

I don't understand why she couldn't adpot a child without any family? If she really liked that one particular kid then why not just help the grandmother out? Taking her out of the only environment she knows just so Vadge can hand her over to the nannies isn't going to make things all that better. Why further traumatize the poor kid. Whatever.

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It came true. You're lookin' at it.

What are the adoptions laws like in the US? How on earth can a 50-yo adopt a child? And why must she always choose a child with family? Mercy may not have parents, but she has a grandmother who seemingly does not want to let her go.

mutlee's picture

Cudos DJ Tenn,

Very well said/written. She is desperate for attention. I used to like her early on in her career up until Bedtime Stories, after that she became so vapid and so fake that I just didn't bother with her. She does give a good concert (seen her 4 times , but her last one could have been called "The Geriatric Tour". Same shit different concert. She won't go away as long as she has a heart beat. Best thing is to ignore her like some fucking child trying to get your attention and you are like "get the hell away from me you annoying shit".
Anyway, I totally agree with what you said.

Dj Tenn.'s picture

anyone who knows me is fully aware of my intense hatred for this fuck , so Im not even gonna go there, it just amazes me to what lengths this cash sucking fame vampire will go to for more press and wearing the good guy badge..

as far as adoption goes lets see, has 2 kids by 2different dads, adopts a 3rd child takes him away from his family moves him to the UK divorces 2nd husband to move to the US uprooting 2nd child away from his dad, to fuck someones husband and go have public fucky times with a 22 yr old ..
OH YEAH ! MOTHER of the YEAR! TOTALLY deserves to ruin another persons life who has no options..

if this funt wants to "Adopt" somebody , she can start with all her hiv poz sheep for brains fans here in the Western world and do something FOR the gay community , I mean other than suck the last dime out of us at a time our civil rights are hanging by a thread .

and oh yeah she WOULD be wearing a fanny pack ...God.. please.. we beg you Vadge... please just go away and leave us all in peace.. no more adoptions , no more migraine inspiring music that you cannot possibly enjoy @ your age, no more self indulgent laughingly bad movies, no more pedophilia in public, just let us sit quietly and try to heal after 25 yrs of having your nonsense crammed down our collective consciousness.. please .. just go away with your 800 million bucks and leave us alone..
and ps..

GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU ROTTEN MODERN DAY MOMMIE DEAREST

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 9:46am.
Like I said before, this annoying bitch should leave the child where it is and financially help the village.
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Then she would have a bunch of Oprah-like scandals on her hands.

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She get's a divorce and get's a child. She breaks up with (________________) and get's a child. I'm sensing a pattern.
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CManson- Why are we not married?

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Teddy Rubskin's picture

I had a fanny pack that turned into a windbreaker....who's jealous of me?!?!?!

Two Drink Min's picture

spraynard - kind of in agreeance...

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spraynard-kruger's picture

Ugh I wish Angelina, Madge, Gwyneth, Lady Gaga, Cheryl Burke, Hilary Duff, Miley Cyrus and any other whores I don't care for would all just go live on and island and be horrid together. SnootyPretentiousDouchebagCunt Island

OH GOD GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK. WHY THE HELL DO YOU WANT A LITTLE BLACK KID OUT OF AFRICA. SO YOU CAN BOAST TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS HE AINT EATING BUSH MEAT OR RIDING A ZEBRA ANYMORE. GET ONE FROM YOUR OWN COUNTRY YOU BUCK TOOTHED VARMINT.

This buying of third world children by megalomaniac stars
has developed into a whole new mental disorder that should
be in the DSM 6

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Stan Hooper's picture

Lourdes will be a great mother...err...big sister.

You know Madonna won't be there for her but Lourdes will.

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chowgirl69's picture

Meh...I guess it's cool that she's involved Lourdes in the process instead of showing up back home with her new sister. There...I said something nice.

Two Drink Min's picture

I am not a big fan of Vadge, however, she does't pimp out the first pics of her kids. Despite what a crow she may be, she seems to take pretty damn well care of these kids.

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yepyepyep's picture

I want a fanny pack to go running in
I dont approve or disapprove of madonna adopting at least she seems like a hands on mother, no idea though, but I dont like that she is fifty and that child wont really have a mother figure at 20, when madonna is 70 and in depends is it not fair
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Submitted by chefcammi on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 9:38am.

Dad is alive but he spend a lot of time away because he haves to work and her aunts and other family menbers take care of her while he is away.

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Just cuz most of us hate Madonna does not mean a poor child should be left in the orphanage for her 'family to come back and pick her up when they are ready'. Ready for what? The fuckin 2nd coming? Please. What the continent of Africa really needs is some fuckin forced sterilization and birth control. They don't need to keep making poverty stricken, AIDS invested children. It's a crime and people should be punished for bringing children into this situation.

CandyPerfumeGirl's picture

This whole baby adopting business is nothing but a fad - a trend. One year its handbags and certain hairstyles, next year it is adopting babies from third world countries. It is actually pretty sick and saddening to see these children being treated as yet another commodity ... and I guess the fact that they are orphans makes it ok: kind of like, they dont have anything else right so why not sell them to celebrities?

It's almost like an informal slave trade or like getting a pet from a pound...only that these are HUMAN BEINGS and not pets!! The little boy Madonna adopted was given to her by the kid's father because he couldnt take care of him. HE HAD TO GIVE AWAY HIS CHILD BECAUSE HE WAS POOR. How is that different than some father in the middle east selling his daughter for a few cattle/dollars etc to some rich family? How? Oh, it's ok in this case, cause the purchaser is Madonna and not some sleazy 50 year old? It's all the same to me and it is disturbing.

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TOPANGA's picture

I had a fanny pack (I called them pouches) in like the 1st grade and I though it was the coolest thing ever...it went on every field trip and family vacation I ever went on. I had like three. One in blue, black and pink...DON'T HATE! Oh, and just because they sell fanny packs with the Coach or Gucci logo on them now STILL does not make them cool...so just stop!

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Ophelias evil twin's picture

I hear that drinking their blood is the fountain of youth. No wonder Vadge is going back for more.

angry_secretary's picture

anyone remember that girl group fannypack? they had that cameltoe song out when I was in high school but the rest of their songs were much better. it was some good shit. memories!

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is this real life?
why is this happening to me?
is this going to be forever...

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 9:58am.

3rd

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Submitted by chefcammi on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 9:51am.
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Congratulations! Is this your first?

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Wow, he's a superhuman moron...

stefystef's picture

When a reporter asked Madonna if she wanted to explain to people why she was stealing, uh, adopting another Malawi child, she said no, it's no one business.

Well, bitch! If it's not one's business, why are you on camera every 5 seconds showing off???? Go. The. Fuck. Away.

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joanne's picture

31WKS PREGGO!
Congrats and best wishes.

OT I wish they would quit selling babies to people to important and busy to care for them.

chefcammi's picture

havent thought this all the way through yet but.. do you think differently of a celeb (female) that chooses to adopt rather than have children of their own?

What do you think it has to do more with- body image (never return to my size -10 again!) or their careers?

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The Early Bird gets the worm but the Second Mouse gets the cheese.

angry_secretary's picture

shit. lourdes and I are wearing the same outfit.

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is this real life?
why is this happening to me?
is this going to be forever...

Bjork You's picture

The child is named Mercy, and she's not an "it."

Madonna sucks Fishstick's goop.

Submitted by chefcammi on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 9:51am

Yes, YAY YOU! : )

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The fanny pack is the epitome of evil and only confirms that she is the ultimate twat.

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chefcammi's picture

SPEAKING OF BABIES/KIDS...

31WKS PREGGO!

yay me!

ok.. back to the seemingly boring topic of Madonna doing more cunty stuff..

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Ficking wretched whore, I wish she'd just disappear already.

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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 9:41am.
Submitted by devilgirl: "FANNY PACK! Good lord! The Apocalypse is really here!"

I hope she doesn't have anything valuable in there, because keeping your fanny pack in the back like that is like an engraved invitation to be pickpocketed.

Even I'M tempted to rifle through it.

But it probably only contains a macrobiotic nutrition bar and some Kabbalah leaflets.

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Hahahahaha!

Don't forget, it probably has her daily dosages of roids in it too!

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Like I said before, this annoying bitch should leave the child where it is and financially help the village. But no, that would provide her no photo op with a third-world child of a different race, much like changing handbags to match outfits.

I hate her with every fiber of my being.

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Teddy Rubskin's picture

Madonna could pull off the Bavmorda

Teddy Rubskin's picture

Did MK make a reference to "willow"? Peck!

i'm sick of these rich bitches who get all the rules broken for them so they can buy babies.