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That's how long it took me to hit the CLT+ALT+IQUITTHISBITCH command on this lukewarm pile of absolutely horrificness. And of course it comes to us from the walking puss-filled ass wart known as Heidi Montag. Seriously, my ears were about to crawl into my head to escape this slaughter. I can't even call this music. This is a terrorist attack and should be treated as such! Every day is April Fool's for this piece of chewed off scab.
Ryan Gaycrest attacked humanity this morning by debuting Heidi's "Look How I'm Doing" on his KIIS-FM show. More like Look How I'm Doody (GONG!). This might be the first time that every effect on a Playskool Magic Keyboard has been used on a "song." And it also makes sense that Heidi sounds like she's getting a train ran on her while "singing" this mess, because that's what she had to do to get this fuckery made.
You will need to cleanse your ears, so allow Top Design's Wisit to wash away the ugliness you just listened to.
I can't listen to all of it, and I'm anal about finishing songs.
Oh Lord - wasn't it nice for the small time that the Douche couple seemed to disappear for a while? Strange for them - so I wouldn't be surprised if someone has some kind of plastic surgery upgrade.
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" you should-a put a ring on this" ? Original.
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you can probably have a more reasonable conversation with a fucking burnt rutabaga than with that bag of crazy. - MK
You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
i got as far as gaycrest's name before i stopped the madness...
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nice ass...when does it open?
No, you have talent first, And THEN you get famous.
How many babies will be made to this bumpin' beat?
Hmm, well you're better than me, MK! I only made it 32 secs. into that shit. Honestly felt like my fuckin head was going to explode.
Aww, that opera-singing Wisit guy is my favorite! Although I could probably only appreciate his preciousness in small doses.
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Ever saw a one sorta like this one on
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It's where romancing with the rich singles!
April Fools: Fools!
oh I HOPE so.
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I don't walk around trying to be what I'm not
I don't waste my time trying to get what you got
I work at pleasin' me cause I can't please you and that's why I do what I do
-Erykah Badu
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 3:27pm.
DID ANYONE SEE THIS???
Heidi Montag is pregnant.
She just wrote on her Twitter page: “I wanted to tell my twitter friends first…I am pregnant!!!!! I couldn’t be more excited!!! I hope its [sic] a boy.”
The apocalypse is nearing.
EEEEEK!
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I literally feel like vomiting now.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 3:27pm.
Do you think maybe she is pulling an April Fools prank?
I hope that's the case!
DID ANYONE SEE THIS???
Heidi Montag is pregnant.
She just wrote on her Twitter page: “I wanted to tell my twitter friends first…I am pregnant!!!!! I couldn’t be more excited!!! I hope its [sic] a boy.”
The apocalypse is nearing.
EEEEEK!
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I don't walk around trying to be what I'm not
I don't waste my time trying to get what you got
I work at pleasin' me cause I can't please you and that's why I do what I do
-Erykah Badu
34 seconds. good god y'all.
28 seconds...
Is this some Benjamin Button Shit or what?!
That was truly awful & I only made it 30 seconds in til I CTRL+ALT+IQUITTHISBITCH (hee MK!!)
I wish her and Spencer would take a long walk off a short pier...
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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!
Is the sound quality of this recording really poor? Please someone tell me 'yes'!!!!
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
No, no one is listening to that shit. Does she even have a record deal? I mean a real one not "I suck off Spencer" Records.
i listened to 10 seconds of that song and wanted to throw up. pls tell me this is NOT what the kids are listening to right now.
and wisit is adorable!
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Wow..that was horrific
Should this shit even be considered singing?
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I want a Wisit :(
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is this real life?
why is this happening to me?
is this going to be forever...
No Joke...Wisit was one of my teachers at California Design College! I got a B+! He was the funniest teacher EVARRR. He talked about his friend who was a prostitute...bitch made like, $80,000 a year and didn't work very much.
wait...did she really sing "you should've put a ring on it"
I hope beyonce gets a wiff of this and beats heidi over the head with her spongebob square pants stage wig.
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is this real life?
why is this happening to me?
is this going to be forever...
Darn, I can't watch this on my work computer; I'll have to wait until I get home to torture myself. :(
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"Dude is titty fucking and prematurely jizzing on all of us with his eyes." - MK
Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 12:10pm.
*runs in*
*attaches twitter brain probes to rickis head*
....wait ...stop...NOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Got to :51 before jettison.The "rapper" who provided the intro should be identified & blacklisted for contributing to this fuckery.
The producer should be made to deliver pizzas forever.
Heidi, you dumb cunt, it's not singing if you're SPEAKING. Jesus! I'm sure even Spencer's creepy flesh-coloured beard is rolling its eyes and muttering "talentless cunt."
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
WISIT!!! He's still teaching at my friend's school and is the sweetest guy ever. That clip is a moment of pure bliss. I didn't even listen or look at the Spiedi crap.
As for her fat deposits, implants tend to create a noticeable bulging near the armpits.
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Did somebody say PCP? I LOOOVES THE PEACEY P!!
yeah snowy- she's pretty short....and her fat deposits are around her boobs, which is why her arms look beefy when she gains 5 lbs. Ashlee definitely got the better body, IMO.
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I don't walk around trying to be what I'm not
I don't waste my time trying to get what you got
I work at pleasin' me cause I can't please you and that's why I do what I do
-Erykah Badu
PSL: I never realized Jessucka is only like 4 feet tall till I read it somewhere a few days ago. ha ha ha that's funny, no wonder she's such a little porkerette, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
What's with all this auto-tuner singing bullshit that's been put out recently. When did that become kosher in the singing game? Did I miss something?
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"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
Perez loved Chestica's music too. Enough said.
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I don't walk around trying to be what I'm not
I don't waste my time trying to get what you got
I work at pleasin' me cause I can't please you and that's why I do what I do
-Erykah Badu
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 12:17pm.
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Umm... since I only have a 'gina and MK doesn't swing that way, I'll have to offer up some Red Vines and strawberry soda as an olive branch.
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Wow, he's a superhuman moron...
I'll pass thanks
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 12:13pm.
*gasp* Thou shalt not mention Pigez and Our Lord and Savior MK in the same sentence. Repent, and thou shalt be saved. Maybe.
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
Perez said this was THE shit and MK says it's just plain shit. Guess who's opinion I'm more apt to go with?
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Wow, he's a superhuman moron...
Submitted by DJ Tanner on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 12:05pm.
I wish for a day when actual singing talent is required before getting paid to do it.
i totally agree, but... what's the saying? wish in one hand and shit in the other, see which one fills up first... long gone are the days of talent, in mainstream at least
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Oh God. People don't sound self-important AT ALL when they say "I just twittered that...." Not only do we get to read a story on the Internet, we get to read your lame tweet about it, THEN we get to hear you talk about your tweet! Awesome, I need more mundane details about everything that pops in your head! If only Twitter could connect directly with your brain, oh the marvels it would reveal...
*blinks*
*rubs eyes*
*borrows glasses*
DJ???? DJ Tanner!?!?!? OMG! Is it really you!?!?!!?!?
Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 11:56am.
How many blowjobs did it take for her to get Seacrest to play this...
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Let's find out!
**dialing Spencer**
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"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?" -Heather Chandler
"He looks like a furious masturbator." -Sheeps
Submitted by miso-horny
Is so fucking bad, it makes Britney's ''Womanizer'' sound like Mozart.
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HAHA IM USING THE INTERNETZ!!1!!!!!1!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 11:58am.
BWAHAHAHAAH SHIT!!! *slaps knee*
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
I wish for a day when actual singing talent is required before getting paid to do it.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 12:00pm.
miso-horny shit, it makes Stars Are Blind sound like The Beatles.
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LMAO!
It only took 43 seconds to make my face melt.
Think of Raiders of The Lost Ark.
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"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?" -Heather Chandler
"He looks like a furious masturbator." -Sheeps
Only 59 seconds in and my co-workers were talking me down off the window ledge. It's sonic Prozac!
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i bet she wins a Grammy award... er, i bet she buys a Grammy award.. er, wait... a Grammy isn't really an award is it?
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."