1:11
That's how long it took me to hit the CLT+ALT+IQUITTHISBITCH command on this lukewarm pile of absolutely horrificness. And of course it comes to us from the walking puss-filled ass wart known as Heidi Montag. Seriously, my ears were about to crawl into my head to escape this slaughter. I can't even call this music. This is a terrorist attack and should be treated as such! Every day is April Fool's for this piece of chewed off scab.
Ryan Gaycrest attacked humanity this morning by debuting Heidi's "Look How I'm Doing" on his KIIS-FM show. More like Look How I'm Doody (GONG!). This might be the first time that every effect on a Playskool Magic Keyboard has been used on a "song." And it also makes sense that Heidi sounds like she's getting a train ran on her while "singing" this mess, because that's what she had to do to get this fuckery made.
You will need to cleanse your ears, so allow Top Design's Wisit to wash away the ugliness you just listened to.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 12:00pm.
Oooh good one lol...but the thought of Paris Hilton gives me douche chills..Brrrr
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"Nothing can kill The Grimace!"
I just twittered a little while ago that these new songs of Heidi's are possibly the worst songs that I have ever heard. I'm talking real song, not like American Idol rejects and wacky shit, but professionally released song, I do believe these are the worst ever.
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HAHA IM USING THE INTERNETZ!!1!!!!!1!
Kevette,
You deaf?
miso-horny shit, it makes Stars Are Blind sound like The Beatles.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 11:56am.
How many blowjobs did it take for her to get Seacrest to play this...
how many did Seacrest wanna give?
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
I never watched the Hills because I hate shows that are geared for 12 year old girls, but I've listened to a couple of Heidi's songs and she's not that bad.
How many blowjobs did it take for her to get Seacrest to play this...
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
She is totally pimpin' out her 'fiance' to Gaycrest for radio airplay!
Why else would he sonically abuse us all?!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Nope, Nope, Nope!!!!!!!!!! I refuse to listen!!!
FaaaaaauuuuuuuuuggggggghhhhhhhK.
Totally disgusted.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
did she have more work done on her face?
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All the money in the world won't buy you peace of mind
You can have it all but you still won't be satisfied
-Annie Lennox "Money Can't Buy It"
Yeeeeeeeesh.
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
Won't even bother clicking on it.
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OK, I'll admit I didn't even listen to this garbage (and I LOOOOOVE disposable Top 40 shitty pop music), but "dance from France"? Hahahaha good GOD please let it be true! I feel like she must buy her own studio time - a record label obviously isn't shelling out any dough for her taped-by-Spencer, "froclicking on the beach in a bikini" bootleg homemade 'music videos.' This girl looks sad and desperate even next to Lauren Conrad. And Whitney Port. Ouch.
Submitted by miso-horny on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 11:44am.
Is so fucking bad, it makes Britney's ''Womanizer'' sound like Mozart.
and both of 'em make Ludwig Van happy that he's deaf and dead
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Who keeps helping Heidi make "music?" That person should be shot.
not even gonna give this a listen.
Is so fucking bad, it makes Britney's ''Womanizer'' sound like Mozart.
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"Nothing can kill The Grimace!"
Not listing!..but I'm lovin Wisit!!
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It's got no hook and no recognizable chorus. Can't have a pop hit that way.
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I think it prudent to advise you all that since Dlisted became a dot-com I have been off the meth.
I have a feeling this is an April Fools joke, it has to be.
i listened long enough to hear something about teaching a dance from france (RHYMEZ YA'LL! LOLLLL) and something about getting laid in the city of dreams.
my ears are totally pissed off at me now. i'm watching the talking cats video to erase this mierda!
I just want to know who funds these people? What record company gives these people the idea they have any talent what-so-ever? Take it from a college student it isn't that bad, honestly give it a try.
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What's happened to the American dream?
It came true. You're lookin' at it.
I HAVE TO TAKE MY HAT OFF TO THOSE TWO FUCKERS HEIDI AND WHATS HIS FUCKING NAME. THEY CAN TURN A BUCK AND MADE A WHOLE LOT OUT OF BASICLLY NOTHING BECAUSE LORD KNOWS NIEGHER ONE OF THEM ARE A WHOLE HECK OF A LOT TO GAZE AT.
Submitted by Sweet Herald on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 11:34am.
Sounds like it was recorded in her basement.
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You mean it sounds that good?
digital shit... i'm sure it'll be a hit... damn, i miss music
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
I had to stop it almost immediately, my cats FREAKED out!
Amen, brother. I stopped it before she even started singing. Why? WHY?
P.S. Wisit was awesome.
Sounds like it was recorded in her basement.
Oh Heidi Monday. Why is she alive again?