Miss Universe Just LOVES Guantánamo Bay
You might want to get on the phone with your travel agent right now to book a trip to the extremely beautiful paradise Guantánamo Bay, because it will be the travel destination of the year! Miss Universe agrees, because she recently paid a visit and never wanted to leave!
The New York Times says The Miss Universe Organization sent to the detention center in Cuba to meet the U.S. soldiers and their families. Two days ago, she blogged about it on her website, but it was taken down yesterday. You can read the whole entry here, but I've capped some of the more WTFish quotes a bit below:
This week, Guantánamo!!! It was an incredible experience.We also met the Military dogs, and they did a very nice demonstration of their skills.
We visited the Detainees camps and we saw the jails, where they shower, how the recreate themselves with movies, classes of art, books. It was very interesting.
The water in Guantánamo Bay is soooo beautiful! It was unbelievable, we were able to enjoy it for at least an hour.
I didn’t want to leave, it was such a relaxing place, so calm and beautiful.
I can't even... Okay, in her defense, she's fucking stupid and can't help it. But seriously, I think she was mostly talking about the town itself when she says it was "beautiful" and "relaxing." I think.....
After The Miss Universe Organization took down the post, they issued this statement: "Dayana Mendoza’s comments on her blog were in reference to the hospitality she received while meeting the members of the U.S. military and their families who are stationed in Guantánamo."
Methinks they should just keep Miss Universe away from anything that causes her to put thoughts together. Just smile, wave, play with cute doggies, smile, wave, play with cute doggies.....
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http://www.cuba-pictures.com/guantanamo/index.html
It is very beautiful there, with nice weather and lovely old towns nearby.
dumb bitch of the YEAR
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This is how a woman should look like.
She doesn't NEED to think - I mean, look at those tittays. I'll bet that even without padding they're hypnotizing. Profit!
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From the looks of that photo, she only be playin with airbrushes. And padding.
Psst, girlfriend - the padding is showing! ... Not to mention YOUR STUPID ASS!!!!
That first one is my real comment. Now I have to ask, why she got fucked up front teeth and why her chest don't fill out the top?
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 12:49pm.
Me: Stupidwhoressaywhat?
Miss Universe: What?
Me: Stupidwhoressaywhat?
Miss Universe: What?
How can there really be a "Miss Universe" when the entire solar system is not represented? Where was Miss Uranus or Miss Neptune, for example? All the winners are from EARTH.
It's a conspiracy, I tell you.
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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 1:06pm.
...And frankly, I'd like to hear how the Detainees "recreate" themselves with movies. Sounds like something I might want to try...
They were prolly watching The Great Escape!
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Some of us are still recovering from seeing Vadge's vintage sascrotch the first time. I still won't let my dog sit on my lap because it gives me terrible flashbacks.
From what an ex-boyfriend who was in the Navy told me, the geographical location of Gitmo IS a beautiful place. It's not its fault there's a military base and prison there.
Then again, I understand that Vietnam was a really pretty place to hold a war, too.
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Very well said! Some bs, aint it? Lol. She IS old enough to know better. I am a 22 year old college student and I would NEVER think to post anything as insensitive as that. The snippets from her blog make me laugh out loud at her stupidity. When are models going to learn to STFU? First Giselle the other day and now this. Shut up and look pretty, dumbasses.
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Afterthought: I have a funny feeling that in the future either her blog will be ghost-written or heavily edited before they post it. Happy Holiday!
I'm going to get flamed for defending this piece of ornamental fluff, but what else *should* she have said?
If she had made any kind of political comment or criticism, people would have been up in arms. I think calling it "interesting" was the most diplomatic thing she could have done.
And frankly, I'd like to hear how the Detainees "recreate" themselves with movies. Sounds like something I might want to try...
Out of character for me, but I have to cut her some slack in this case. Cuba is in the Caribbean and the water is beautiful. I can see the highlight of the trip (in her feeble perspective) being the beautiful beach. It is just too bad that the water comment was included with a brief sentence about the art, shower and study of the detainees. Poor thing probably didn't even understand the politics or history of Gitmo, and her handlers were probably too tired to try to explain it to her on the plane.
This is seriously one of the saddest/most hilarious things I've ever read.
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Submitted by DR.FUNK on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 12:22pm.
...If she did deliver enlightened commentary about 'Gitmo...she probably would'nt be beauty contestant material anyway.
Just like a man...but absolutly 100% true...lol
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LMAO @ KD and :S..true. Sometimes in a rush to post things thoughts and intents don't come out clearly.
However, opinions are like assholes, everybody has them.
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She's hot, and stupid. The dream of 99.999% of the male population. Just kidding! Or not. :)
Better to be thought a fool than to post a blog and remove all doubt. (Quote updated for the 21st century)
and please yes she is 22 old enough to know better, 22 years are college graduates that should have at least the basic political knowledge age is not an excuse for ignorance
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Me: Stupidwhoressaywhat?
Miss Universe: What?
Me: Stupidwhoressaywhat?
Miss Universe: What?
How can there really be a "Miss Universe" when the entire solar system is not represented? Where was Miss Uranus or Miss Neptune, for example? All the winners are from EARTH.
It's a conspiracy, I tell you.
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Submitted by yiooooooo on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 12:27pm.
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You are told all your life that if you work hard & stay in school & cultivate your brain...you'll be rewarded.Then BRITNEY SPEARS comes along.Meanwhile you have a student loan & other ass-high debt that never goes away.God is nothing if not a practical joker.
Submitted by yiooooooo on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 12:42pm
yea it seems that way. if you are hot and are in the media your brain automatically flees the scene.
Double post.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 12:40pm.
Not in every case but most of the time the pretty people in the media sound really dumb.
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
she suffers from EAD ...extreme airhead disorder
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 12:28pm.
I wish I'd felt like laughing, this woman has a lot more money than I 'll ever will.
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Don't worry. She'll either get knocked up by Mick Jagger or marry a soon-to-be has-been football player.
In the immortal words of Judge Judy Scheidlin: "Beauty Fades But Dumb Goes On Forever". She'll soon be out of money, looks, and prospects.
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Submitted by yiooooooo on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 12:27pm.
God is fair this way you, you can't be pretty and smart or an Amazing athlete and smart.
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that is not necessarily true.
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If she doesn't want to leave, I am sure one of the detainees would be happy to trade places with her.
Awwww, she's sweet.
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 12:26pm.
I wish I'd felt like laughing, this woman has a lot more money than I 'll ever will.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
God is fair this way you, you can't be pretty and smart or an Amazing athlete and smart.
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
so if im as dumb as beetle and have fake bobbies I get rich right. I dont have time to make a list but apparently that is how it works
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Oh lawdy! MK left out the best part...
We went to the glass beach, and realized the name of it comes from the little pieces of broken glass from hundred of years ago. It is pretty to see all the colors shining with the sun. That day we met a beautiful lady named Rebeca who does wonders with the glasses from the beach. She creates jewelry with it and of course I bought a necklace from her that will remind me of Guantánamo Bay :)
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Submitted by Salem13 on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 12:12pm.
I can't wait for Fidel to fuckin die already. Hugo is another one that needs to fuck the hell off.
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Two ass backward shit stains stuck in a time warp.
Did she learn how water-board while she was there?
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This is the funniest thing I have read in a very long time.
Two words: SHUT and UP.
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Some of us are still recovering from seeing Vadge's vintage sascrotch the first time. I still won't let my dog sit on my lap because it gives me terrible flashbacks.
Lol yes, I did think these statements were odd. Even if everything she said is true, are you really GUSH about it to the media? "Omg, the grass was SO GREEN near Auschwitz! MOST BEAUTIFUL EXPERIENCE EVER!!!!!!" Hmmmmz.
Stupid people are so amusing.
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Submitted by xerquina on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 12:19pm.
Miss Mars and Miss Neptune are totally giving this trick the side-eye
*Takes hat and Bows, cleans Monitor*
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Well...the place is actually quite scenic.(prison aside).Poor baby.She just is'nt quite savvy enough to grasp writing in "context"...which is something I would expect from someone her age.If she did deliver enlightened commentary about 'Gitmo...she probably would'nt be beauty contestant material anyway.
I've only seen beauty & brains together in one person - Danica McKellar/Winnie Cooper.
Otherwise beautiful people should have their vocal cords severed.
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