Miss Universe Just LOVES Guantánamo Bay
You might want to get on the phone with your travel agent right now to book a trip to the extremely beautiful paradise Guantánamo Bay, because it will be the travel destination of the year! Miss Universe agrees, because she recently paid a visit and never wanted to leave!
The New York Times says The Miss Universe Organization sent to the detention center in Cuba to meet the U.S. soldiers and their families. Two days ago, she blogged about it on her website, but it was taken down yesterday. You can read the whole entry here, but I've capped some of the more WTFish quotes a bit below:
This week, Guantánamo!!! It was an incredible experience.We also met the Military dogs, and they did a very nice demonstration of their skills.
We visited the Detainees camps and we saw the jails, where they shower, how the recreate themselves with movies, classes of art, books. It was very interesting.
The water in Guantánamo Bay is soooo beautiful! It was unbelievable, we were able to enjoy it for at least an hour.
I didn’t want to leave, it was such a relaxing place, so calm and beautiful.
I can't even... Okay, in her defense, she's fucking stupid and can't help it. But seriously, I think she was mostly talking about the town itself when she says it was "beautiful" and "relaxing." I think.....
After The Miss Universe Organization took down the post, they issued this statement: "Dayana Mendoza’s comments on her blog were in reference to the hospitality she received while meeting the members of the U.S. military and their families who are stationed in Guantánamo."
Methinks they should just keep Miss Universe away from anything that causes her to put thoughts together. Just smile, wave, play with cute doggies, smile, wave, play with cute doggies.....
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She also went on to say about the detainees, "But to me, it's not like because somebody else captured them, they're not my prisoners -- I feel they are, 100 percent."
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snowpiece on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 12:18pm
She must be from Spamizkstan.
She sounds like our oh so intelijunt spammers around here.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Miss Mars and Miss Neptune are totally giving this trick the side-eye.
Reason # 541 why pretty people should just be pretty and quiet.
*see Gisele thread for Reason # 540*
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Shut your hole is a brilliant tag for this arsewipe.
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LMAO at Brandi! where is this brainiac from?
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zomay on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 12:13pm
hi bunny!
She's such a dumb twat.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
hahahhaahh LOVE A!
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"I didn't want to leave"?! LMFAO! I don't even know what else to say! What a fucking dipshit!
Ever heard that this one appeared on the hot hook-up club
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Submitted by Salem13 on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 12:12pm.
I can't wait for Fidel to fuckin die already. Hugo is another one that needs to fuck the hell off.
I AGREE %50 PERCENT WITH YOU, CHAVEZ NEEDS TO DISSAPEAR, FIDEL? FIDEL IS BEEN GONE FOR A WHILE NOW. I'M PRETTY SURE OF THAT.
and this chick is an embarassment to all pretty and inteligent women out there.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
More proof that more models should be silenced with peens in their mouths indefinitely!
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Jordan!!?!?
I can't wait for Fidel to fuckin die already. Hugo is another one that needs to fuck the hell off.
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It is pretty bad when you beat out Montag for MK'S 'dumb bitch of the day'.
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Wow, he's a superhuman moron...
First her nude artistic photos and now a blog.
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Yes, prison place camps are so fun, I met suclessful people there. Maybe I can be cinderella story at dumbbitch.com, you met lots of classy singles there.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!