Open Post: Hosted By Elke The Baby Leaf-Monkey
Meet Elke, the baby Leaf-Monkey from the Taronga Zoo in Sydney. This makes me wish that I could pop little baby Leaf-Monkeys out of my ass, so that I could have one or two of my very own. The love we would share! And the cute outfits they would wear! But then I'd have to give them away before they got all old and shit, because monkeys have the ability to tear your face off. Yeah, they definitely fall into the "cute until someone gets hurt" category. And I hate to tell you this, but Elke died shortly after this video was taken.
April Fool's!
Okay, no more stupid fucking April Fool's shit. Today is not the day....even though it is....it isn't.
But it is the day for boozing until your eyes do flips, because what's what you really do on holidays!
VIA I Am Bored
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Maybe Madonna should adopt it.
Morrissey,
It was vury strange! I think Eddie has political aspirations and got hooked up with Cleveland congressman Dennis Kucinich through Kucinich’s wife, who is British. Anyhoo, last November they announced a “Inside the Political Studio” Q & A with Eddie and Dennis followed by a meet and greet dinner. It cost me A LOT of money, but FFS, it’s not every day you get to dine with Eddie fuckin Izzard!!! He is very warm and charming in person! Takes your hand, leans in to you, does the posh double cheek kiss, cha cha cha…sooo, yeah!
I hope he releases “Stripped” on DVD. It is probably my favorite tour so far!
As far as the Riches are concerned, he did mention that he is looking for studio financing to do a Riches movie!!
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Cooler than the other side of the pillow.
I'm 38, and my biological time clock for babies just went off...except I want to have a monkey baby...
can u have a leaf monkey IVF'd in your uterus???
anyone here bitches?
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
...the post office
YES bring back the Riches!
anywho
I finally saw last nights RHoNYC, and it was THE best epi yet. ESPECIALLY Bethenny, you go girl!! and they are all perfect B's now! LOL
got me pumped for RHofNJ.yes! they come out of the gate hating!LOL
night night...z)
^O^ ^_^ ^j^ ^v^
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 7:15pm.
haha, :). you got to meet EDDIE?!?!?!?! OMG!!! How did you get kisses n stuff?!
I need to know!!! I love Eddie, have all The Riches episodes either on DVD or from iTunes, I love him! (Can't believe it was cancelled mid-season.) Was thisclose to seeing him on the Stripped tour, too, but couldn't at the last second. :( ) So, how did it happen?
Submitted by areptiledisfunction on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 8:46pm.
Aw, bless you for saying that ;). Yeah, most people don't get close, though lots try! (Someone jerk had ahold of my feet tho, I almost didn't make it, but that's why I'm struggling, ugh!)
The only way to get a good hug like that is if he recognizes you and helps you up, that way the bouncers know to leave you alone. (See how the one on the right steps forward, and then goes back...) He's been seeing my face, talking to me, and taking my letters for years. :D (Is that pathetic? Yes? Ok. :p) But he had the sweetest, most tender look on his face when he was pulling, lol. Usually he looks all jaded, haha. I wish I had a camera in my mind. :D
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say." --Robert Deniro aka Dwight, This Boy's Life
"Living Your Golden Years To The Fullest!" such as my friend on "--- 40plusfinder.com ---" said. That is a really funny and interesting place for baby boomers and other mature singles in their 40's, 50's and 60's to keep the flames of love and passion burning.
Submitted by yucko on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 8:53pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 8:47pm.
I got you beat. I'm so bored, I looked at Janet Charlton's site! *shocky face*
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It's not even "I don't have anything to do" boredom.
It's just general life boredom.
And I just looked up Janet Charlton on Google. At least that gave me a laugh. Who the hell is she?
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She's this old bag who used to "write" for Star Magazine. At her age she still wears lace half-gloves and dyes her hair corn yellow and talks about herself in the third person. Most of her commenters are ignorant fools who love racial slurs. Niiice.
I am so bored, I'm going to bed!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 8:47pm.
I got you beat. I'm so bored, I looked at Janet Charlton's site! *shocky face*
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It's not even "I don't have anything to do" boredom.
It's just general life boredom.
And I just looked up Janet Charlton on Google. At least that gave me a laugh. Who the hell is she?
Submitted by yucko on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 8:46pm.
I'm so fucking bored.
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I got you beat. I'm so bored, I looked at Janet Charlton's site! *shocky face*
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
I'm so fucking bored.
Submitted by Morrissey on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 6:47pm
COOL! That one lady never even got close. I'm assuming you're the blond woman since that's the only one he even tried to hug back :)
I spent my entire tax return on paying off my credit card bills. I'm debt free but still broke. Happy day to me.
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Morrissey!
Aw sweetpea!! Don't feel sob-iee! I had the same reaction *side eyes* when I got squeeze, hug and hand then cheek kissies from Eddie Izzard! *hmph*
You iz the blonde lady at the end, yeah?
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Cooler than the other side of the pillow.
Aw, thank you for all the comments, you guys!!! I'm no longer *sob*-y, lol
:)
Here's the video of MY (!!!!!) stage invasion :) :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbLPv88Ors8
(it "zooms in" around the :07 second mark or so...)
I won't tell you which one of the 5 or so stage invaders is me. See if you can figure it out. :P If you guess right, I'll say so.
It was.... breathtaking. Literally. LOL. I'll never forget it, though. Ahh...
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
Jiggywiddit,
Heeeheeeeehheeee, 'communication issues' works for just about anything, right!?
xoxo
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My inner monologue won't stop chanting "what, what in the butt".
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Wow, he's a superhuman moron...
jiggywitty - We have to do itemized deductions. Would that work?
Reconciliation Day? They might as well call it The Day Stoney Doesn't Celebrate
Oh Phooey - I really can't really play much today, I has to much to do. BUT, as a little gifty to all of you, may I present one of my favorite things ever:
Strindberg and Helium in the Park!
http://www.strindbergandhelium.com/park.html
Enjoy!
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
Boston Terror owners!!!!!
http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2009/03/31/monkeys.jpg
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Cooler than the other side of the pillow.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 3:36pm.
Submitted by bitchette on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 3:21pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 3:19pm.
Next year I'm using my crooked tax guy. He only charges me $250-$300. H&R charged us $350 this year!
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What about Turbo Tax? $45 at Sam's.
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I think that Jiggy and I have spent too much time at Dlisted. --Clarisse
Submitted by zomay on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 3:37pm.
Also tommorow is reconciliation day. So if I have ever pissed anyone off, I will be sorry and apologize for one day.
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Kinda funny how reconciliation day follows April Fool's Day. I would apologize to some hores, but i too am having communication issues.
Guess they'll have to stay pissed off.
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I think that Jiggy and I have spent too much time at Dlisted. --Clarisse
I know Teddy grrrrrr
OK whores, talk to you all later, I'm outtie
let's blow this popsicle stand!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Yea right! You fuck up with funds and they jump all over you, but they can just be like "Ohh whoops,,,uhmmm yea, so we're gonna need that back whenever you get a chance....but before the afternoon MMMKay, great". I got it on my Bday, went out bought a shit load of electronics and shit for myself, was "the most generous guy at the bar" and then they have the audacity to ask for it back.....fuckers, im getting madd too!
Stank,
Oh I knew that was coming from day one. Hot female boss/Charming sarcastic male employee….Soooooo Maddie and David, so Tony and Angela…
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Cooler than the other side of the pillow.
Good thing i cut the holes out of the pocket..::Wink, Wink::
Heeeeelllllll yea. You don't mess with my paper! (or metal,,,times are tough lol) There are already enough people with fingers in my pocket,
bored bored bored.
don't wanna shoot an engagment tonite.
don't wanna shoot a wedding on saturday.
don't like my boss.
glad i have a job tho.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Teddy: something like that happened to me, they paid us (support staff) double time for OT instead of time and a half, I had about 20 hrs OT but this check was the same one that we got our retro pay from our raises so no one noticed. then a few weeks later they told us everyone had to pay back immediatly. I had to give them like $600 back, that day, ! I was furious. I made my boss tell them to let me spread out the payments but this still fucked me up because I'd already spent that $. I'm getting mad again just thinking about it.
Oh and they also "over funded" our 401k's and then took the damn $ back. I can't imagine I'd still be here if I made a mistake like that affecting the LAWYERS!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Is my internet slow, or is it this site? So annoying.
ME- I could probably figure it out. That sort of stuff is in my blood.
Snowy- thanks for the tip, I'll look into it.
Teddy- I agree with you. Just like when you go to the store and they give you too much change back. Its on you, suckah! Learn to count money!
One time at my old job, We all thought we made SICKKK commission, so I get my commission check on my birthday weekend, spend most of it, then we find out it was a clerical mistake and everyone got an extra G they weren't supposed to, and now I owe it back,,, FUCKERS, I say you fuck up some1s payroll, it's on you sucka
Has anyone here heard from Gyeah? She hasn't been around in a while.
Hope she's okay!
Submitted by KD on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 3:21pm.
M.E.- $1200 for a weekend?? Sign me UP!
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Can you drive a big rig? Set up an awning? LOL. Oh, and do you want to drive accross the country?
Hey, I can't complain, he's getting paid under the table!
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 3:36pm.
well, i will not be going there.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Morressey, How cool. I am happy that you got to have that experience.
East End Girl, sorry that you had that happend.
I would be commenting more but I am having communication issues.
Also tommorow is reconciliation day. So if I have ever pissed anyone off, I will be sorry and apologize for one day.
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Submitted by bitchette on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 3:21pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 3:19pm.
wait. what!??! i don't have kids or a mortgage, but i make the rest of that shit up. am i not supposed to give my best guess? :O
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H&R Block required all documentation this year. Assholes.
Next year I'm using my crooked tax guy. He only charges me $250-$300. H&R charged us $350 this year!
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 3:29pm.
I stopped watching House whenever it was obvious House was going to start boning his very manly boss.
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A place for book lovers and free thinkers.
KD the fed is free the state is only 13 something, I know it's cheaper than Turbo Tax
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
can someone please kidnap heidi M and take her to the nearest planned parenthood? she won't know whats going on and hopefully we can catch it before spencers spawn enter the world.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
snowy- taxact, that is free? Does it do federal AND state?
i think i have shin splints :(
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
miffed_33,
Yes, when they broke up the House/Cameron/Chase/Foreman dynamic, I checked out.
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Cooler than the other side of the pillow.
Taxes, great topic. I just filed for the first time in 15 years and my file is a fucking mess.
Government can suck my boobies for money.
oh ok KD, I see you already knew that, I use taxact.com
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
ha ha KD my refund was spent months ago, sigh, no vaca on it this year! get to it girl! and do it online, it's easy and free.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Drama, M.E.,
My maintenance is on its way so I will only be a few days late.
I just hate the fact of paying late. I have NEVER EVER paid my rent late.
Fecking embarrassing.
Anywhore, enough bout that.
bitchette- I use turbotax. I don't want to pay anyone to do my taxes and I don't want to have anyone I know do them either. I like to keep all my financial info private, even if it is just my income and crap. They don't need to know even though I don't really have anything to hide or be embarrassed about. I'm just a really private person.
M.E.- $1200 for a weekend?? Sign me UP!
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 3:19pm.
wait. what!??! i don't have kids or a mortgage, but i make the rest of that shit up. am i not supposed to give my best guess? :O
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'