Wednesday, April 1st 2009
What In Tranny Thundercats Hell Is This?
Here's a few pictures from Beyonce's I Am....RIDICULOUS tour in Vancouver last night. There's really no explanation for this mess. This was born from a Mugler and a Knowles, so that's explanation enough!
Glittery condom men? The Transformers logo on Beyonce's pussy bone? The Elmer's glue used to keep her lacefront down? I feel like I need to witness this faggotry for myself, but I'm afraid my extreme levels of gayness will clash with the extreme levels of tranniness radiating off of Sasha Fart causing an explosion of weave tracks, face clay, tarantula legs, sequins and coagulated jizz. The world is not equipped.
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It's so crazy I actually think it's awesome. When it comes to concerts, the more insane the better, imo.
misslovintx:
why does she have to wear those damn weeves her hair is naturaly curly!
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Isn't it Bromantic?
@ Gia: if you wanna know what her real hair looks like, hear ya go: I will warn you if you ate breakfast this morning prepare to lose it lol!!
http://www.urbanluxurybrands.com/bp/index.php?option=com_content&view=ar...
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AND YES SHE DID NOT HAVE TOILET PICTURES HERE WHEN Y'ALL PROBABLY WANT HER WIG RIPPIN' ON THE SEAT AND DOING A BOOT CLAP PROBABLY NOT!
Those lace front wigs are a bitch! I dont think the adhesive can handle the Beyonce sweat, she should have opted for a weave while on tour. WTF does her real hair look like? I am so confused.
you know what she reminds me of? it's not that she's fat, but she's just big. she reminds me of brooke hogan when she was pole dancing. It was awkward just like this high wire crap. it's not her. she's tooooo BIG!!!
WOW she's a big girl. that cable looks like it's straining. she's an amazon.
I also liked Bey back with DC but really she needs to stop!! Bey, you are making us Houston chocolate girls look crazy!
And yes, I have been to 2 Beyonce concerts (Dangerously in Love and DC reunion show) I had floor seats at both. The Dangerously in Love tour was HOT she was on top of her game and had a GREAT body, but at the DC reunion tour she looked a HOT ASS MESS!! I was like WTF HAPPENED? gellotinous thighs, bad make up and weave! She kept forgetting the lyrics to the song and shouted out the wrong city!! Bitch I still want my money back for that fuckery!!
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AND YES SHE DID NOT HAVE TOILET PICTURES HERE WHEN Y'ALL PROBABLY WANT HER WIG RIPPIN' ON THE SEAT AND DOING A BOOT CLAP PROBABLY NOT!
WHOOOOAAAAA thats a lot of FUG
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Folks wonder WHY stars are starving themselves.. read these comments and you'll see...y'all are killin me with the fat comments.. she is a black woman so she's bigger than the lil hollywood stick figures u're used too.. she actually has a body.. she is not fat, her waistline is a reported 19".. her legs are not big at all, for a black woman... we have hips and asses if we had lil ass legs we'd collapse.. and alla that 6 inch heel dancing will make ur thighs bigger not smaller DUH.... if u think they are..watch the next gymnastics tournament now THOSE are some big thighs and I KNOW none of u would call those gals fat..... that said.. will somebody please put this TRICK outta my misery.. i couldnt stand her when she first came out with Destiny and now that her illiterate azz is all ova the place sayin dumb shit constantly she makes me want to wretch!!
cover your self up B, your ass is flappy, and you aint got that sparkle anymore!
first of all, rihanna did it first, in the cinderella song in concerts with brown, and second of all this bitch must be a real bitch, having all that money plus jay-z's and still trying to sell her so called music, pop is not workin' for women her age, what is she trying to prove anyway?her voice isnt so extraordinary aswell! and what the fuck is she eating, doing all that rehearsel with the single lady shit song dance, one wouldnt have those sausage legs no more! not to mention the fake hair, i used to like this chick, back in the naughty girl days, but now shes not worth the attention anymore, go be a housewife B, youre not the shizz anymore!
foosrock on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 1:59am.
She's ways more talented than Britney Spears or Madonna, so don't get the horribly clownish costumes and why she needs to ape them....
Still, POP SUCKS!
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shut the fuck up solange!
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
She's ways more talented than Britney Spears or Madonna, so don't get the horribly clownish costumes and why she needs to ape them....
Still, POP SUCKS!
the costumes suck as does her horse hair weave.
Beyonce, no one should do fling with a wire unless the have an acrobats graceful physique--that just looks awkward.
Her body is made for and good at a lot of things, high flying ain't one of them.
And the costume's suck.
WHO is telling this trick than any of this SHIT is any good? It ain't cool. It ain't hip. It is AWFUL.
Submitted by TiredofthisCrap on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 6:28pm.
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Naw, Jennifer Love Hewitt is like a size 6 or 8. Beyonce is like a size 12 or 14.
"Living Your Golden Years To The Fullest!" such as my friend on "--- 40plusfinder.com ---" said. That is a really funny and interesting place for baby boomers and other mature singles in their 40's, 50's and 60's to keep the flames of love and passion burning.
I love your comment! But this isn't about ENTERTAINING anybody, this is about PROGRAMMING people. Every costume, every lyric every video image she puts out is part of a bigger agenda it is all precise and planned out and IT ALL HAS MEANING. Her controllers are putting out several diffrent messages via her
1) The whore Archetype
2) The Metropolis human cyborg programminmg
just to name a few
check out http://www.lenonhonorfilms.com/
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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 5:05pm.
Whatever happened to standing on a stage and making good music?
All the flash and fuckery just makes me think it's a distraction."
Try Typhoid Mary's delicious sugar cookies!
Tranny Thunderthighs, Batman...ok, Beyonce is officially NUTS...yellow condem men are SO 1989 (i.e. Madonna's Express Yourself tour)!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
@Notoriousrem_22 on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 4:13pm.
Thunder Cats, Thunder Thighs AND RIPPING OFF GEORGE MICHAEL!?! I fuckin hate Beyonce. And did anyone notice that Jigga's career hit the shits once they got married? The downward spiral actually started with that fuckin stupid 'Bonnie and Clyde' song they did together. Tragic that the genius behind such hip hop classics like 'Can't Knock The Hustle' and 'Streets Is Watchin' had to go and marry this wanna be ghetto tranny. When she speaks she tries to sound so hood, I wanna punch her and be like BITCH you went to PRIVATE SCHOOL and your daddy drove a JAG. SIT. DOWN.
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i've said this before and unfortunately i have to say it again: beyonce has always spoke and acted like a ghetto country girl; always! and for the record,going to private school, living in a nice house and owning a jag doesn't mean one isn't low class and trashy. paris hilton anyone?
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@S_G and johnnysgirl:
beyonce does have a problem with her thighs. she herself said it during an interview with one of those fashion magazines. i forget which one it is though.
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
Teddy Rubskin on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 3:09pm.
thunder-thunder-Thunder THUNDER CATS!
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don't you be insultin my thundercats like that lolololol!
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Isn't it Bromantic?
i don't know why but this came to mind...
fat bastard; i just hope my wire fighting team are reeeaaaadddy.
jim on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 3:06pm.
THIS FAT CUNT HAS TO CHANGE HER FUCKING CLOTHS EVERY FUCKING SONG, BECAUSE HER MUSIC FUCKING SUCKS AND SOUNDS ALL THE SAME LIKE FUCKING NOISE!!
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oh god jim i take it you've been to one of her concerts please give us the dirt!
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Isn't it Bromantic?
I agree with the people saying that she is hardly fat-her legs arent a particularly good shape but I think we are all too used to looking at these anorexic bitches...
Having said that,she is without question extremely annoying and my suggestion to the crane operator would have been to let that cable slip a few feet......though you'd probably give a heart attack the people below.
She's no Tami Iman Dupree, but she's getting there.
"BITCH DID YOU JUST FALL FROM THE SKY?"
Wow!!!
I don't even like Beyonce, but she couldn't be any bigger than a size 6 at 8 if you want to exaggarate.
Sheesh, sorry the bulimic, ribs showing, anorexic,gaunt, knock kneed,long skinny legs, skinny body huge fake boob look is only a white American female aspiration.
Binge and purge bitches, binge and purge.
And for the record, umm ethnic women come in all shapes and sizes. Beyonce is just one body type.
Submitted by S_G on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 4:12pm.
I am not a fan of Beyonce, but I really wish people would stop giving her shit about the size of her thighs.
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me too. I don't have a problem with her thighs. I DO have a problem with the fact that SHE has a problem with her thighs.
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 5:05pm.
Whatever happened to standing on a stage and making good music?...The best concert I ever saw was Rickie Lee Jones on a stage with a piano and a guitar. But I'm an old fuddy-duddy.
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I agree - one of the best shows i ever saw was just Eryka Badu on stage with a small table that had incense burning on it. oh and her big-ass turban. and her big pregnant belly.
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
I'm getting a distinct "Jetsons" vibe here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpBqYcGqaaw
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6CEBEcmvEA
I m not ready for this jelly.
Good grief. What was Sasha thinking when she hired the last traveling road company of "Starlight Express" to back her up? Great mooglie ooglie, that's some bad shit goin on there and I know it for a damn fact.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
I am high and MK has never nailed it on the head so succinctly as this.
I almost fell out my chair!
*puff*
This makes the PussyCat Dolls look classy.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
if i were peter pan and i saw this shit, i would be mad...
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nice ass...when does it open?
Why am I singing, 'Her name was lola. She was a show girl...' when I see this?
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The New Improved Wyle E
I can't even... Okay, in her defense, she's fucking stupid and can't help it.
I never really liked her until I you-tubed "If I Were A Boy" and now I like her!
*un-plugs computer and runs like hell*
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the end...
Whatever happened to standing on a stage and making good music?
All the flash and fuckery just makes me think it's a distraction. But everyone feels like they've been ripped off if there aren't 20 costume changes and pyrotechnics.
The best concert I ever saw was Rickie Lee Jones on a stage with a piano and a guitar. But I'm an old fuddy-duddy.
Submitted by Teddy Rubskin on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 3:09pm.
thunder-thunder-Thunder THUNDER CATS!
remix...
thunder-thunder-Thunder THUNDER THIGHS!
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"I'm bluffin with my muffin."
That cow has 6 pairs of support hose on, a corset and spanx arm girdles. WTF? There is nothing natural left on this played out has been. From her hair to her press on toe nails this bitch if FAKE, everything's a dollar half off bin fake not Bergdorf Blonde fake.
She has same the body type and thighs of a lot of black women. Nothing wrong with it.
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no, but there's plenty wrong with the shit that she WEARS. the hate is not for her size but for what she wears. she's too damn big to be running around in spanky pants all the time.
I believe one of her thighs is bigger than my torso.
Nip and Tuck!
THANK YOU GOD!!!
See you Queens @ the NYC leg of the tour!
I'll be there in the Front Row (its like $5 a seat) swiggin from my boot flask In a Diana Ross Wig and My FReak'um Dress On!!
"Come on Gloria..."
-Hank Azaria "The Birdcage"
The stars of the show are those damn cables because they worked it harder than that hefty bitch could've ever done.
WTF kind of blow is this fauxnoir on for this fuckery?
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
Thunder Cats, Thunder Thighs AND RIPPING OFF GEORGE MICHAEL!?! I fuckin hate Beyonce. And did anyone notice that Jigga's career hit the shits once they got married? The downward spiral actually started with that fuckin stupid 'Bonnie and Clyde' song they did together. Tragic that the genius behind such hip hop classics like 'Can't Knock The Hustle' and 'Streets Is Watchin' had to go and marry this wanna be ghetto tranny. When she speaks she tries to sound so hood, I wanna punch her and be like BITCH you went to PRIVATE SCHOOL and your daddy drove a JAG. SIT. DOWN.
'I know you want to but you cant say yes.'- George Michael.
I am not a fan of Beyonce, but I really wish people would stop giving her shit about the size of her thighs.
She has same the body type and thighs of a lot of black women. Nothing wrong with it.
Body type, genetics, and ethnicity cannot be changed, no matter how hard anyone fights it.
People really need to get over it!
Oh no no no no no. Once you start flying it's all over. See: Garth Brooks, David Lee Roth
WHAT A MESS! I cringed like the Yellow Condom Man looking at her pussy plate.
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Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn Wilson in Juno
Expecting my third in October.
I love Thierry Mugler, but Thierry Mugler + Beyonce = a Travesty.... that's too bad!
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
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words fail me. MK you are fucking hysterical. the sody came out mah nose!
have you guys ever seen that movie in where she has to sing "bad" and you know she is giving her all, im sorry she is not a good singer she doesn't have he voice to sing alone
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"