You've Heard This Before......
Water is wet, Katherine Hagel is a cunt, Tommy Girl likes a spoonful of hot man chowder on his forehead every morning and Shanna Mocos and Travis Barker have broken up. Mark April 1, 2009 as the day the love died for the ten trillionth time. Their talking whores confirmed the queef-inducing news to UsWeekly.
Shanna and Travis got married in 2004. Most of you stopped fucking caring about them in 2005. Shanna filed for divorce in 2006. They tried to make it work in 2007. Their divorce became official in 2008. They got back together again in 2009. And now we're here.
A source said they broke up last night in true trailer trash fashion. They had some stupid fight about Gerard Butler and the cops had to be called. Travis accused Shanna of fucking on manwhore Gerard while he was in the hospital after the jet crash. Last night, Shanna claims her Twitter was hacked into and the evil doer posted something about her sucking Gerry's peen while Travis was recovering. Just for the record, it's not cheating if it's with Gerry Butler. It's your duty as a human with genitals.
Shanna denies she ever cheated on Travis. Shanna's spokeswhore also said something that almost made me swallow my tongue, "Shanna is tired of playing out their personal relationship in the press."
No, she won't do that, but she will handle it like a mature adult by passing notes to Travis during detention through Twitter. That's how they're handling it tonight. Travis and Shanna have been posting quotes they probably got out of a fortune cookie. Example: “A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.” Yeah, deep dish shit.
Shanna's next post is totally going to be, "Confucious says 'Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.'"
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Why does Travis Barker always make a face as if he's having a corncob shoved up his asshole?
ITs not cheating!! they are fucking divorced!!
bitch can swing her pussay every which way she wants as far as im concerned. I wonder if his peen got burned off in the accident.??? They are both fucking stinkin ass trash that needs to be tossed out. what are they , like z list celebs? if that??
They are like the attractive,young version of Pam and Tommy.I like these ho's better.
xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I found a great site _______M e e t R i c h . C O M_______ . where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy
He always looks surprised and appalled at the same time.
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Never go with a Hippy to a Second Location
She is like Lohan & Pam Anderson, no matter how much they scrub, they will always look dirty. They can wear the most expensive clothes & comb their hair & have pro make up, but they will always, always look like white trash. He is just as bad, he is the physical epitome of male white trash with some crazy meth face thrown in for good measure. Ick, They are the new generation Pam & Tommy, cant be together, cant be apart. They need to grow the fuck up. I think at least he may possibly be a decent dad, well, he is seen with his kids, not that that means everything.
I don't like her at all! and his neck is long..like giraffe long. it bothers me for some reason.
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What are the sources?
These two asshole's remind me of my parents. They fucking hate each other, but can't live without each other. Losers.
Shit or get off the pot!
My mind is still blown by the fact that Gerard Butler played both The Phantom of the Opera AND Leonidas. Although at times in "Phantom" you can hear a bit of the "THIS IS SPAARRTA!" growl in his voice.
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull
These two are the most infantile morons on the planet and they breed which is pretty scary. Let the online bickering begin ..oh but no one gives a rats patootee. Just fucking move on already I'm sure you find other idiots to fuck -- they're a dime a dozen in Hollyweird.
Im soo shot this morning, ughhhhhh FML. These two remind me of that couple you knew in HS that would break up every week and you just wanted to slap the shit out of them,,or hook the dude up with some filthy to get his peep wet so they'd end it for good,,,but no it never ends
I find Trav VERERERYYY sexxxy!
He kinda looks like some dude I used to fuck.
Haha
I think he needs more neck tattoos.
I'm not believing this shit until a MySpace smackdown has occurred!
Hmmm, is it out with MySpace and in with Twitter now?
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Dick happens! - MK
You were and shoulda stopped at we stopped giving a flying fuck (and thats assuming anyone cared,) in 2005. Seriously, get a fucking clue Shana!
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Rants, Thoughts & Merde
http://rantsthoughtsmerde.blogspot.com/2009/04/genart-wins-cluster-fuck-...
This is one of those good idea/bad idea things isn't it?
Good idea: trading in creeper Travis Barker for Gerry Butler.
Bad idea: sticking your dick in anything Travis Barker has beat you to.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
Butler is sinking to a new low with this one.
every asshole involved in this story is a fucking loser.
Confucius says "'You must learn to control your ho''
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"Nothing can kill The Grimace!"
Fuzzy, ZOMG! *gasp* *drool* *having a heart attack* *dead*...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
she is such a fucking worthless waste of space.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 11:32pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 11:27pm.
*changing password to highoncatnip*....
Pssht...Yeah, anyway...I didn't like that guy...Yeah after the 15th time I called him and he didn't call me back, I kinda felt sumpin' was up, but then, when I got that restraining order? I felt he needed his space....Even so, I'm pretty sure one day we'll be married....
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I feel your pain and I understand it!
I mean, I tried to prove my love to her by showing her the black & white photos I'd taken of her "shopping", "walking", "working", "sleeping", etc....with my new zoom-lens camera. She acted like all freaked out......shit a hundred yards, a shumdred yards.....She'll come around.....she loves me....we're meant to be together!
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She's just playing hard to get!!! You know women, she probably didn't think some of the photos were flattering. Yeah, show her the ones you keep under your pillow, and taped up above your bed.
As for me, I'm pretty sure if I camp out on his front doorstep, he'll totally understand my level of devotion, no? *getting camping gear out*...What man wouldn't love that, right? RIGHT?????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 11:27pm.
*changing password to highoncatnip*....
Pssht...Yeah, anyway...I didn't like that guy...Yeah after the 15th time I called him and he didn't call me back, I kinda felt sumpin' was up, but then, when I got that restraining order? I felt he needed his space....Even so, I'm pretty sure one day we'll be married....
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I feel your pain and I understand it!
I mean, I tried to prove my love to her by showing her the black & white photos I'd taken of her "shopping", "walking", "working", "sleeping", etc....with my new zoom-lens camera. She acted like all freaked out......shit a hundred yards, a shumdred yards.....She'll come around.....she loves me....we're meant to be together!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 11:16pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 11:09pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 11:03pm.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 10:56pm.
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He fucked his first cousin when he was 15, and he fucked his last about an hour ago.
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How did you get into my match.com saved profiles?
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HighOnTranqDarts was my 1st guess at your password!
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*changing password to highoncatnip*....
Pssht...Yeah, anyway...I didn't like that guy...Yeah after the 15th time I called him and he didn't call me back, I kinda felt sumpin' was up, but then, when I got that restraining order? I felt he needed his space....Even so, I'm pretty sure one day we'll be married....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Lory on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 11:07pm.
Ahaha, Lory! Check out the video in my siggie!
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 11:09pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 11:03pm.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 10:56pm.
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He fucked his first cousin when he was 15, and he fucked his last about an hour ago.
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How did you get into my match.com saved profiles?
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HighOnTranqDarts was my 1st guess at your password!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
wassup with burn boy, did a scab fall off?
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 11:03pm.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 10:56pm.
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He fucked his first cousin when he was 15, and he fucked his last about an hour ago.
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How did you get into my match.com saved profiles?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by yucko on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 11:03pm.
He looks like he doesn't talk.
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One day I hope to find such a man.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Did anyone say Alan Rickman?
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Let me dirty up your mind.
He looks like he doesn't talk.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 10:56pm.
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 10:49pm.
Shit.......don't let any man fool you. You CAN reuse a condom! They're dishwaher safe! Top rack only, of course!!!!
.........and she's not my sister! She my 2nd cousin!!!
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He fucked his first cousin when he was 15, and he fucked his last about an hour ago.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Charles Manson on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 10:59pm.
IM COMPLETELY OFF. YOU CHICKS HAVE GOT ME SPENT. ILL SEE YOU IN ABOUT 12 HOURS.
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But doesn't that just make you want my Cholly all the more???? Ahhhhh....My Cholly....*dreamy tiger eyes*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
IM COMPLETELY OFF. YOU CHICKS HAVE GOT ME SPENT. ILL SEE YOU IN ABOUT 12 HOURS.
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 10:49pm.
Shit.......don't let any man fool you. You CAN reuse a condom! They're dishwaher safe! Top rack only, of course!!!!
.........and she's not my sister! She my 2nd cousin!!!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 10:49pm.
Ew, you reuse your condoms? Your sister deserves better than that. AHAHA! ZING!
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Ohhh, snap!
Trust me, she doesn't.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 10:42pm.
Oh you. Flattery will get you nowhere, but an Alan Rickman reference will take you EVERYWHERE!
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 10:43pm.
*squee* Now I'm happy. That avvie just fits your name, for some reason.
Ew, you reuse your condoms? Your sister deserves better than that. AHAHA! ZING!
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
WHY do men act like this when their lady cheats on them??? Funny how we ladies can forgive a man when they stray!! What's good for the goose, I SAY!! and it's not like they were "back" together when she strayed. Suck it UP BIG boy!!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 10:38pm.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 10:28pm.
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Ain't that the truth!You've heard the joke, right?
Q. How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
A. His hand caught fire.
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Now I know how you got termites.
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No moths...Yes, yes, moths prefer NATURAL fibers, but I've heard through the grapevine that the lil' Monkey has been...*ahem*... shall we say "enhanced"...Naturally she went for the "cashmere" tiLintays instead of the poly-cotton ones, but personally, I still don't think they look natural....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 10:39pm.
Better? Happy now?
Some people are so hard to please.......but I must admit.......it is a better fit. Just like putting my favorite condom on......again.
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 10:39pm.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 10:34pm.
No... I JUST DON'T LIKE IT! HUMPH! Riff Raff was way cooler. So ptphpthpthpth.
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You should give him until the count of 3. There will be no 4.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Indeed!
"Just for the record, it's not cheating if it's with Gerry Butler. It's your duty as a human with genitals."
"Either listen closely or buy the Cliff's Notes!"
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 10:34pm.
No... I JUST DON'T LIKE IT! HUMPH! Riff Raff was way cooler. So ptphpthpthpth.
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 10:28pm.
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Ain't that the truth!You've heard the joke, right?
Q. How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
A. His hand caught fire.
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Now I know how you got termites.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 10:31pm.
I don't like your avvie. :( Put Riff Raff back up there if joo want your distant cousin Herbie to see the light of day. *grr*
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Is it the 5 o'clock shadow?
Is it the comb-over?
Is it the cigarette?
Oh........it's the "pocket pool" thing going on, huh?
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 9:49pm.
Hey, leave Socky's snatchal area alone! Ever since she got the velcro sewn in to make the size adjustable, Japanese businessmen are just lining up!
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Well..just so you know...Instead of being happy that me ain't judging the size, they complain the velcro is "scratchy."Ya can't win in this business. Fuck!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 10:28pm.
I don't like your avvie. :( Put Riff Raff back up there if joo want your distant cousin Herbie to see the light of day. *grr*
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
I think Travis is autistic, he just has that look.
The "chola brows" on Moakler are hid to the us.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Wed, 04/01/2009 - 9:50pm.
GENITALS ARE A WIERD THING. SOMETIMES YOU CAN START PLAYING AROUND WITH THEM A LOT A SOMETIMES YOU CAN TELL THEM TO GO FUCK THEMSELVES. IT ALL DEPENDS IN WHAT KIND OF MOOD YOU ARE IN THAT DAY.
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Ain't that the truth!You've heard the joke, right?
Q. How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
A. His hand caught fire.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008