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Jamie Lynn Spears (18)
Carmine Gotti (24)
Natasha Lyonne (30)
David Blaine (36)
Jill Scott (37)
Barry Pepper (39)
Nancy McKeon (43)
Robert Downey Jr. (44)
David Cross (45)
Graham Norton (46)
Hildi Santo-Tomas (48)
Hugo Weaving (49)
David E. Kelley (53)
Christine Lahti (59)
Craig T. Nelson (65)
Clive Davis (77)
Maya Angelou (81)

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Birthday Sluts

Submitted by MistressOfDeviance on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 11:35am.

HB to the always sexy as hell RDJ!

Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 4:41pm.

Submitted by Rosemary on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 4:04pm.

I hate going to Wal-Mart, but I do. It's cheaper than Target for pet foods and like you said, they have a big food selection. I hate shopping these days, so when I go I like to be able to get everything all at once, in one place, and Wal-Mart happens to be that place.

Submitted by Rosemary on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 4:38pm.

At least little britney looks happy here. I hope she does well. She was so cute when she was 12 and followin britney around. You could tell she was a sweet kid with bad parenting.

Submitted by Rosemary on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 4:34pm.

I hate walmart so much. My body hurts walkig in there. I know a super target is big but there is less people and a starbucks and more places to sit. I just feel like things are easier to find and it might be a tad smaller. Only thing better about walmart is a bigger food selection and my dog loves Ol Roy dinner rounds and I know I'm contradicting myself saying I want a smaller store.

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 2:19pm.

Why is it so funny that JL is only 18?
I don't know why but it just is, somehow! Ha!

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Submitted by AmberChella on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 2:09pm.

um, since when is Natasha Lyonne 30? oh yeah, since 2002. ROFLMAO @ Natasha Lyonne (30)!!!!

Submitted by TNT on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 12:12pm.

Happy Birthday, Heath Ledger!

Submitted by LT on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 6:00am.

CARMINE TURNED 23 NOT 24!!!! :D born 1986

Submitted by Kandykane on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 12:31am.

Carmine Grotti?? Why is that spoiled ass whiney baby douchebag even on the list? Who gives a fuck about the day that bitch peeped around the twat curtains? I say, fuck off and die useless dim bulb but that's just me.

Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 11:32pm.

Happy Birthday sluts and extra spanks to Robert Downey Jr and Craig T Nelson!

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 10:39pm.

Jamies Spears 18...isn't her kid two years old now...I guess she can legally sign all types of adult things now. Watch out Jamie your liable for your own actions now!

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Submitted by Funeral Guy on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 7:13pm.

Just when Jamie Lynn Spears turns legal her looks go to hell and make her totally un-fuckable.

Submitted by mommylicious on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 5:52pm.

Hildi does fug shit

Submitted by Hysteria on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 5:32pm.

happy birthday, Maya Angelou!

Submitted by Albatross on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 2:33pm.

Today would have been Heath Ledger's 30th birthday. HB to him, wherever he may be.

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Submitted by shandiRW on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 2:28pm.

haha! thats the perfect pic of jamie lynn in the wal-mart, and well at least she can vote now?

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Submitted by SweetPollyPurebred on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 2:24pm.

This thread is worthless without pictures of Robert Downey Jr. Filming on Iron Man 2 starts Monday, The Soloist opens April 24th, and Sherlock Holmes is my Christmas present. It's gonna be a very good year.

Submitted by DR.FUNK on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 1:31pm.

HB Clive Davis. Last of the music dons.

Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 1:13pm.

Submitted by KidL on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 12:34pm.
I'm 32 today. . . Lordy, I wish J-L Spears and I did not share a birthday.

Happy B-day you hot slut

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

Submitted by KidL on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 1:04pm.

I'm 32 today. . . Lordy, I wish J-L Spears and I did not share a birthday.

Submitted by get serious on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 12:56pm.

Momma spears must be so proud. Her youngest spread her legs at 15, got fucked & got knocked up & had a kid; her career is over. Her oldest went insane at 25, married a nobody backup wannabe rapper, spread her legs, got fucked & had 2 babies she's basically ignored, shaved her head, fucked a papparazzi, went to rehab 3x, etc. Now she's the butt of EVERY joke about useless losers.

Yeah, ol' momma spears must be so proud. Someone please put a bullet in her brain...

Submitted by adebayue on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 12:54pm.

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Submitted by Granny Clampett on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 12:53pm.

You say it's your birthday...it's my birthday too yeah! Forty fucking two. GODDAMN IT!

Happy 30th to Heath Ledger today too ...sad he's gone

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Submitted by zuum on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 12:47pm.

why is this bitch relevant?
imho she doesnt deserve to be in the same list with maya angelou jeeeez
next year i predict shell be in the exact same place, with a cart full of cheetos and fanta and 3 kids clinging to her

Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 12:26pm.

Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 11:54am.

He IS sexy! The Cary Grant of cats!

Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 12:24pm.

Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 11:44am.
davilgirl, your furkid looks like a PERSON.

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HeeHee! He acts like one too! Very spoiled!

Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 12:24pm.

Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 11:44am.
davilgirl, your furkid looks like a PERSON.
LIke a SEXY ASS PERSON

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 12:14pm.

davilgirl, your furkid looks like a PERSON.

Submitted by Angeluz_4ever on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 12:10pm.

I can't believe that girl is only 18, on the other hand... WTF? I need to see Graham Norton or Robert Downey Jr pictures not of Jamie Lynn Spears

Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 11:59am.

Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 11:23am.

OMG! Good for you!

I am sure you will find a purrfect kitty for you! You are going to make some little furry very happy!

Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 11:58am.

HB RDJ: Who proved that you can hit rock bottom and make your way back again.

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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 11:53am.

Devilgirl! I just wanted to let you knw that your sexy ass cat have inspired me to adopt one. I'm going to the shelter tomorrow.
I want a sexy beast too!
and I'm gonna name him Michael K.

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

Submitted by mike on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 11:50am.

Wow, great variety of sluts today. Tomorrow's a wash, though. Wait and see.

Submitted by The C word on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 11:38am.

Wow, this list runs the gamut of contributors to society…HB RDJ, Tobias, Jo, Craig T., and the rest.

Morning/afternoon!

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Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 11:38am.

Clive Davis!! I knew it!

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Submitted by CeeCee on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 11:36am.

Looks like they hosed her down in the garden section.

Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 11:26am.

Submitted by NaNoop on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 10:18am.

Hahaha! I tried to convince him I would be a good Momager, but he is strickly a dandy and has sought out the Wm Morris Agency, although I think he assumes it's Morris the Cats Co. Shhhh, don't tell him otherwise!

Submitted by Paquita on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 11:24am.

RDJ I am your bday present.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 11:22am.

half of this list has made a complete mess of their lives at some point....lol

I LOOOOOOVE David Cross!
Christine Lahti is underrated, I love her work too.

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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 11:16am.

Eight fucking teen.
A single mom, working the Charcoal section at WalMart.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Submitted by darlingjulie on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 11:07am.

Eeeek double post

Submitted by darlingjulie on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 11:04am.

Why is carmine gotti on this list?t

Submitted by Deb on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 11:01am.

Wow! What a star-studded birthday! HB to Graham Norton, David Cross, Jill Scott, Christine Lahti, Craig T. Nelson, Clive Davis, Robert Downey Jr., and Maya Angelou.
Whew!

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 10:59am.

Submitted by blaaaake on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 10:28am.

haha, low-budget bitch.
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No shit, I thought she'd at least be a Target girl.

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Submitted by blaaaake on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 10:58am.

haha, low-budget bitch. Happy Birthday, Maya Angelou!

Submitted by EvilShoe on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 10:57am.

Robert Downey Jr

I was ambushed into watching the chick flick Chance Are with him in it last night. Dumb movie.

OKAY FINE, I get that wet stuff coming out of my eyes when they show them getting married at the end and they start playing that song by Peter Cetera and Cher.

Fuck!