The Photoshop Awards: ScarJo's Moet & Chandon Ads
If you haven't had a few sips of your morning boiled meth tea then you might think these are pictures of Amanda LePore's doll. Amanda's dolly would look more lifelike than this fakery right here. This is ScarJo in some new ads for Moet & Chandon. When a champagne bottle has more life in it than the bitch it's posing with, then maybe it's time to take your mouse to "Quit Photoshop," walk away from the computer and go look at actual living things on the street. Your perspective have been fucked with.
This bitch has candle face! Not only does she have the personality of an unlit candle, but now she looks like one!
If only they could invent some kind of Photoshop tool they could use in movies to give the illusion that ScarJo is actually a good actress. Photoshop her fucking acting! Then the bitch would be complete.
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Holly fuck, she is Nice.
Another CEO wasting money. We're in the middle of a redepression. All we've got to do all day is drink. Photoshopppppppped ads not needed.
These pics are awful. She looks better without all the airbrushing.
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your not in the minority; i like her to.
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Her chin is sitting really freakin wierd on her chest..that is an awful picture....She's beautiful, why would they fuck w/her pictures like that.
Why did they feel the need to photoshop the hell out of such a gorgeous girl?
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They didn't quite PhotoShop enough of that ski slope nose.
Gross! It looks like they just pasted her head on body in the second pic. And her legs are all skinny in the 1st one. This is Photoshop in overdrive.
Methinks she must've had a major case of the double chin, because they basically hacked into that jaw with a hedgeclipper (assuming photoshop has a hedgeclipper tool)
The cover of French Vogue proclaimed her "The Anti-Marilyn" and I almost laughed out loud. ScarJo has been trying to be Marilyn Monroe for years, everything down to sad attempts at singing. Except even the real Marilyn was more interesting.
ScarJo really should get back to developing the shred of talent she once had.
Very bad photos and they used RuPaul drag lighting..yuck.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I may get flamed for this, but she reminds me somewhat of a blonde Phoebe Price in the main pic.
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I think the overall pose of the main picture isn't flattering. photoshop can't fix that. they should have just chosen a different picture. she takes good pictures, it shouldn't be too difficult to find a good one. some of the other poses shown are better.
another thing for me is why do they hire someone than photoshop away so much of their identity? i'm not sure i'd realize some of these pictures were even her if I just ran across them in a magazine. shouldn't she look like herself?
she looks like she is 5'9 and 120 lbs. in these pics. sure she is..... *rolls eyes*
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THe main pic is okay...then I saw the others. She has a really stupid look on her face. I don't like them at all!
Sorry MK but I think she looks hot too
Okay, now I see they want to creep me out and make me throw up. I do not want to drink from ANYTHING that has been touched by feet. Feet are gross. Her lack of a neck is gross. This whole ad is gross. I'ma go take a shower now.:)
Errr..they like shaved 25 pounds off her and she looks like a plastic doll. How anyone could find that sexy or beautiful is beyond me....YUK. I think ScarJo looks pretty au naturel - think "Lost in Translation"...why does she habve to do this to herself?
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WTF! WHERE IS HER NECK! That first pic is creeping me the fuck out. That is some creepy shit.
I think she's bland in every movie she's in. So in that regard she's perfect for the yawn-inducing photoshopped ads here.
She looks like a cross between Katherine Turner and Miss Piggy...and the neck! come on!! looks like the head was broken and then glued in her neck
and she's a waste of space and air.
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I like her but photoshop is going too far. That first picture looks more like a painting.
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I read somewhere that Lohans tits were made smaller in Herbie Fully Loaded?
I still like ScarJo anyway, I guess I'm in the minority.
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These are lacking in inspiration and over zealous in photoshop use.
Not professional, unfortunately.
Don't give a shit about her but in thumb two...SHOES.
Want.
Is this another case of a gay photographer/photoshopper trying to make these bitches look like their boyfriends?
Tranny clown.
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As do most actors and actresses these days it seems :S
They should call these photoshop pics 'Art' instead of whatever they call them. The actors don't really even have to be their, just lend them images of their face.
Bad actress.
She plays Scarlett Johansson in every role. Stiff and bored demeanor.
WTF happened to ScarJo's face? she looks like a cross between Miss Piggy and Posh.
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She doesn't even look human, she has nicole kidman face, i.e., expressionless even when she pouts her lips her forehead looks flat as a snowboard. Theres also no twinkle behind her eyes, Tyra would not approve, bitch is not smiling with her eyes!!!
I was just about to make a Tyra reference, but you beat me to it..that was FIERCE, Noviskye!
ScarJo looks like her candleface melted away her neck..
no neck monster.
Right, because when I think class, style, elegance, I think Scarlet Johannson. NOT.
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She looks horrible...I am not really a fan of her face to begin with, she is really overrated in that department & acting, but I have seen her look better in candid red carpet shots...She has been looking really thin in the waist lately (she was wearing a black cocktail dress), so I do think she has actually lost weight.
As an aside I saw a Covergirl ad with Drew Barrymore yesterday & that was so incredible photoshopped she was unrecognizable. At least this still looks like ScarJo.
i hate her, she's like LiHo but she did better with it.
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They're already doing it - - for example, photoshopping tears into movies; photoshopping more emotion into an actor's face by making their eyes appear wider or narrower or adding creases that make their faces look more expressive.
I forget where I read about this, but they're already doing it.
As for her annoying-ass voice, not much you can do about that.
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I hate her mouth.
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They took out like 3 or 4 ribs in the pic that she is holding the Moet Bottle
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Scar Jo still has banging fun bags,, i'd love to motorboat
she looks like hilary duff in the pic with her popping champange.
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"If only they could invent some kind of Photoshop tool they could use in movies to give the illusion that ScarJo is actually a good actress."
So true, so true. ScarJo is like Cameron Diaz, they both mistake laughing annoyingly for acting (and sadly get away with it)
I was okay with the main pic until you get to her fucking monkey feet holding the champagne glass. How is that hot?
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Wow, he's a superhuman moron...
ScarHo is naturally pretty and that is one fucked up face. Maybe the photoshop bitch hates her.
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Ugh, what does anyone see in her? Another "actress" I can't stand...and these bitches make how much???...
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She doesn't even look human, she has nicole kidman face, i.e., expressionless even when she pouts her lips her forehead looks flat as a snowboard. Theres also no twinkle behind her eyes, Tyra would not approve, bitch is not smiling with her eyes!!!
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So sick of this over-exposed, overrated skank. What the fuck happened to her neck in the first picture? She looks horrible.
What? I thought she dyed her hair dark brown. Definitely over-photoshopped though, she's beautiful but not really that skinny, she looks alot different in candids.
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I don’t get it. To be a success in Hollywood, you either have to have talent, or be pretty enough to make up for your lack of talent. This one has NO talent and is not all that attractive.
Scarjo definitely sucked her way up...
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They definitely shaved off her signature curvy figure.
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Good thing exploding champagne bottles held by women is no longer considered sexual imagery.
That first pic really is a fail photoshop, isn't it. She looks like she has hydrocephalus.