Mah Pappy Is Holdin' Me Prisonah!
All the coockoorochas (as my mom calls them) from Brit Brit's past life were back in court yesterday to deal with the restraining order against Sam Lutfi. They all had to get on the stand and say a bunch of words to convince the judge to either cancel or extend the order. During the hearing, Sam's lawyer John Anderson, told the court that the Cheetoling feels like she's in prison and that Daddy Spears is giving her emotional distress.
If that's fucking prison, then handcuff me to Daddy Spears, search my cavity (you might find that sock you lost in the wash last week) and lead me to the land where a pot of Velveeta grits is cooking on the 24! You can't get that kind of deliciousness in real prison. And if you did, a bitch cut your face with a shank for it. Brit Brit needs to turn off My Big Redneck Wedding and watch more Bad Girls. Then she'll be schooled on what real prison is like!
In a super surprising move (slap me with your eye roll), Brit's lawyer testified that her client didn't want to be anywhere near Sam Lutfi and his caca-eating face. When Brit tried to get away from him, Sam threatened that he'd release some scandalous shit about her daddy. I'm guessing the "scandalous shit" involves Daddy Spears' peen in a bowl of grits while wearing Brit's "Hit Me Baby One More Time" outfit. That's not so shocking. Not when it's done by a Spears anyway.
Brit's lawyer went on to tell the court that a voicemail going around isn't Brit Brit, but she believes that it's really the voice of Angelica Pickles from Rugrats. That bitch was always jealous of Brit. No, Brit's lawyer said she thinks the voicemail is a falsity and isn't her client's voice.
The court will hear closing argument in the neverending restraining order dramaaaaa on April 21st. The STAY THE FUCK AWAY order against Sam has been extended until then. And in sad sad sad sad sad news, Dollhouse Dude did not attend yesterday's hearing. I should take that as a sign. I mean, when Dollhouse Dude stops giving a dick about this shit.....
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Mmmmmmmm! Now I have a taste for some Velveeta grits, damn you, MK!!! And im gonna crush some giant cheeto brit balls in it and toast it on Vadges easy-bake oven snatch.
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Trashtastic. This pic screams trailer park.
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It's grilled cheese samich, hunny buns, not girl cheese.
Shitney is so crazy and stupid she does not deserve her daddy trying to save her from asswipes like landing strip and that little shit lufti.
Her hair!Oompa Loompa doompadee doo!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 11:38am.
GIG, that pic is really old...her hair looks much better now, I have to say.
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Compared to above photo, how could it look any worse? The shaved head looked better!
Sam is full of it. How would he have communicated with the Cheeto Queen? Pappy to her her cell phone away.
Hope the judge slaps Sam with a frivolous lawsuit decision, and make him pay all the legal fees for this.
GIG, that pic is really old...her hair looks much better now, I have to say.
I wonder how all this will end......
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I don't waste my time trying to get what you got
I work at pleasin' me cause I can't please you and that's why I do what I do
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If Brit keeps wearing those shitty extensions, she's going to be bald by 30.
Pappy Spears is winding up his pimp hand for a bitch slappin'.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Daddy Spears is earning every penny he is siphoning (if that makes sense). I saw on one of those tabloid shows that Brit's getting close to one of her male backup dancers, K-Fed 2.0.
She reminds me of my 3 year old who takes 2 seconds to make a mess that will take 10 minutes to clean up. And while I'm cleaning up, she's taking another 2 seconds to get into something else. You can't rest for a minute. He's got his hands FULL with that one...
haha. coocarachas around her....somebody get that girl some raid!
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I like that boom boom POW.
Them chickens jockin my style.
Morning whores n he-skanks.
I still contend that Sam is NO worse than Shitney herself. I am not convinced that he did all that shit TO her that her PARENTS (who were in the process of wrangling control of Shitney's MONEY) alleged.
Shitney and Sam deserve each other. She is a narcissistic piece of crap, he is an opportunistic leech...WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? She doesn't care about herself, doesn't care about her kids...why is she such a "victim" just because her mommy and daddy said so (again, WHEN THEY WERE TRYING TO TAKE CONTROL OF HER AND HER MONEY). They had to get that OTHER leech off their gravytrain, that's all. More for THEM.
All the Spears are assholes. Sam is just not blood related. That's a twist of fate, folks. He is of the same exact caliber as the Spears clan.
I STILL don't buy the mental illness bullshit.
If she were legitimately "mentally ill" NO psychiatrist would sign off on her doing all the shit she does (i.e. WORKING). I think her dad has a "friendly" ($$$) deal with a shrink to get them to say she is worse off than she really is, whether Shitney herself is privy to this, I don't know but wouldn't doubt that she knows full well and sees the benefit. Shitney probably can't be held completely liable for many of the fuckups and things she blew off that she was obligated to do while she was out partying all the time.
This conservatorship is all legal maneuvering because Shitney CHOOSES to live a hedonistic and short-sighted lifestyle. She is too selfish and immature to make responsible decisions that would OCCASIONALLY put other peoples interest BEFORE her own. We can't have that, now CAN we?
Shitney is so BORING anymore.
It will be interesting to see what the next year will hold. How long will they keep the leash tight, and how "loose" will it ever actually be again? They will probably structure her money in ways to protect her from herself, like an allowance or something for the rest of her life.
I feel no pity for Shitney, she should try growing up like the rest of the world.
JoMama
Yeah! and thank you.
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I can smell the Cheeto dust wafting off of her in that picture
Ooh, My Big Redneck Wedding!! LOVE IT!!!
Rishkin, is that you bully in your avatar? So cute!
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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!
That pic makes me all nostalgic and stuff -- the D&G shades with the Brandine hairdo and mismatched clothes. Too bad it wasn't a full body pic so we could see those hideous tan cowboy boots that she wore with every. fucking. outfit. Awww I miss the good old cuckoo crazy times.
*not caring, wants Idol thread NOW!*
Oh Boo fucking hoo for Shitters.
Bitch just wants her MONEY BACK!
I say give it to her, at least we'll pretend to care again and maybe comingback will, well, COME FUCKING BACK!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I'm so done and done with Britney Spears....I think she is an idiot, who brought all this to herself....
But I also see this Osama Lufty in the same category as Howard K. Stern. He had the hen with golden eggs, and it is hard to let go.
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"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
who's dollhouse dude!?
How long is her Father gonna take care of her? ... is she gonna all the sudden get better and function on her own.
She is never going to learn how to take care of her self...What ever, not my problem.
But I do miss pink wig times.
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Is that crackhive made of yarn?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
that dude looks like a kiddie fiddler in an icecream truck with way too many chains and smells like old musk
I had to really concentrate to remember if "Hit me baby one more time" were the real lyrics, or a porn alteration.
this will not end well....
Emancipate that tacky redneck, I say! If for nothing but our own enjoyment!
That lady has a squirrel on her head and that man has dribbled tobacco chaw down his chin. Clearly, we are dealing with hillbillies. Tell 'em the revenuer is a-comin' for the still!
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Submitted by MissLoveInTx on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 8:48am.
Even though she used big words, I still believe that is Brit Shit in that audio.
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Me too. It's only a matter of time before she breaks up again. Only this time Daddy Spears will try to keep it quiet and claim she's suffering from exhaustion instead of locked in an asylum.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
i can't focus on anything here but her hairline. my god, that looks painful/hideous. did she sell her hairline to the devil in exchange for being famous?
I say, let her run crazy around Hollyweird again, take those kiddies away from for good and let het Marry Adnan so she can be deported with him.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
The only thing I am interested in with Britney is are there any wig rips or boot claps in her near future? Toilet bats? wig tax? Oh the humanity!!
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AND YES SHE DID NOT HAVE TOILET PICTURES HERE WHEN Y'ALL PROBABLY WANT HER WIG RIPPIN' ON THE SEAT AND DOING A BOOT CLAP PROBABLY NOT!
Did her pussy hang out?
Anna Nicole Britney. Those were some good times for MK. Pappy Spears deserves a Nobel.
Did Sam Lufti munch on her chocha? Or only Adnan tapped that? I'm curious.
Even though she used big words, I still believe that is Brit Shit in that audio. That family is so fucked up it wouldn't surprise me that Pappy Spears is trying to be Britney's massa!
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AND YES SHE DID NOT HAVE TOILET PICTURES HERE WHEN Y'ALL PROBABLY WANT HER WIG RIPPIN' ON THE SEAT AND DOING A BOOT CLAP PROBABLY NOT!
I wouldn't say Brit is exactly a prisoner but Daddy Spears is def her caretaker. Lufti better have some voicemails or text messages to back it up.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!