American Idol: Now I Like Her
Just when she gets shoved back to the tattoo farm, Little Miss Sunny Joy brought out the bitch last night. This is what I was waiting for and it came too late! I always knew she wasn't only filled with sunshiney happy fun times. The cunt that Megan has been keeping quiet finally seeped out to bite one of Simon's fur tittays. It seemed like Megan was just over it. She was sick of fake smiling and sick of not being able to face fuck Danny Hokey with a hammer. Bitch was saying fuck Simon, fuck Paula, fuck Kara's ugly ass jaw, and fuck that big gay lion who shrieks like he's got a power strip in his ass! FUCK all of it! And Simon kicked her in the culo right back when he told her they wouldn't be using the dumb ass Power of Veto to save her. Although, Megan needs to leave that "caw caw" shit
Speaking of CACA, she performed on Idol last night! Okay, I try try try my hardest to give him a chance. I do. At the beginning, her little Carol Channing acid tab act didn't really bother me. But then she got up and that's when I felt like I needed to sound the whistle, so the dog catcher could come out and wrestle that rabies-infected beast to the floor before it infected someone. The bitch needed a Mace blast to the face. And I think Adam Lambert pulled the power strip out of his ass and shoved it up hers. That's the only thing that would explain the body seizure she calls dancing.
The clip is below. Put a spoon on your tongue just in case. And I know I'm not the only one who wanted her to zip up her whole face!
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my 5 yr old saw this dumb shit when it was live,she comes running into the room I'm in screaming, "momma! this chick scares me!" i was laughing my balls off. because my kid has good taste
See ya cunt...Fly back home pretty bird...I got so tired of them calling her unique, just because she cant dance & has tattoos?? Her face couldnt get anymore generic, blond, white girl pretty if it tried...She bored the piss out of me & her voice was sounding worse every week.
And why on earth arent they cutting down Scotts pompadour afro? He looks like a joke & has zero charisma....Plus he is a dullard!
Well as for me, I don't watch AI or much "reality" t.v. (except Rupaul's drag race..talk about obsessed!) But if that's what floats your boat, rock out with your cock out!! I love reading MK's AI posts because he has a way of compacting an hour show into a few paragraphs of unadulterated fuckery!
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AND YES SHE DID NOT HAVE TOILET PICTURES HERE WHEN Y'ALL PROBABLY WANT HER WIG RIPPIN' ON THE SEAT AND DOING A BOOT CLAP PROBABLY NOT!
I didn't see where she busted one of her dancers in the mouth knocking out 3 of his teeth?? Where was that? It happened. She's footing the bill. But fuck! Knock your dancer out with your spastic skanka leg stompafuckery?????
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 4:07pm.
I just found out about this dance phenomenon sweeping the nation called the "Stank Leg" or "Stanky Leg"
I think Miss Gaga might be doing the stanky leg
Ok Stanky Leg:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4DTHz7c4YI
You mean no one does the Macarena anymore?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NZjHKfbbiQ
Sadness!
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
i totally agree with you toni, perez is totally scaring away any fans lady caca has. and he does plagerize this site so much it's sickening. i hate that guy.
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...so i drank one/it became four/and when i fell on the floor/i drank more..
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what the fuckkity fuck was that shit? holy shit...i thought lady caca couldn't get any worse.jesus fucking christ.
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...so i drank one/it became four/and when i fell on the floor/i drank more..
-morrissey
Megan really did bring on the crazy last night. I'm glad she's gone she really wasn't worthy of being there. Infact, they can all go home....Adam's the winner.
What in spastic hell did I just watch?
To be honest, that was the first time I've ever heard Lady GaGa. Or seen her dance. That sucked!That choreography was ridiculous.
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
Glad Megan's gone. Not quirky, merely consistently out of tune.
Regarding the big gay lion, at least he is consistent and humble, not a smug, obnoxious douchebag like Gokey. Like his style or not, Lambert's in a different league compared to the others. And the kid has good taste...Zeppelin, Radiohead. He has control and professionalism but not to the sickly point of being robotic and polished.
Gokey makes me barf but Scott needs to go first. Kris just reminds me of a boyband member. Wouldn't be surprised if he was in one.
I'm totally Team Gokey. I don't know... I think it's the dead wife. That shit got me from the beginning...She's probably not even dead. She's probably hiding out somewhere, laughing her ass off. Just like Scott ain't really blind. I bet that bitch has better eyesight than I do.
MK, I love your Idol wrapups because they are SOOO spot-on.... Megan had to go. I loved how every week she was like, "I don't care what you say. My fans still like it!"...
I don't mind Lady Caca. I actually think she's talented. But when she stood up to dance, I was a little embarassed. Like when you see your friend doing something stupid.. but you don't know how to tell her to stop....
Oh my. That was BAD. The beginning made me think of Christina A-meets-Amy Winehouse. The rest of it sucked ass. Who told this bitch she could dance?
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Christ, she's AWFUL!
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i don't watch that show.
Submitted by toni on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 5:19pm.
My complaint with Perez is the opposite -- he barely writes a thing, unless it's to suck up to someone. Mostly, he just tacks photos up and scribbles all over them. Completely boring. Not even gossipy. But I haven't been there in awhile...
Submitted by KA on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 4:18pm.
"Okay am I the only one here that adores her? She's pretty talented AND she's got something different going. I NEEEED different."
If it were me, I'd say, "She's pretty and she's got something different going..." Because she's pretty, I'll give her that. But as far as her voice... sometimes different isn't actually good. But I respect that that is your opinion.
I'd rather have Gaga than Beyonce, I think Gaga at least is talented. She was her own best promoter before that creep Mario, aka Perez kiss Hilton's ass came onboard. In fact I think that douche has lost her fans, I cant wait for him to crash and burn. Perez copies this site to such an extreme that, if I had money I'd hire a lawyer to fight his constant plagerizing of Michael K.
Oh how cute! MayWest finally found a friend!
Okay am I the only one here that adores her? She's pretty talented AND she's got something different going. I NEEEED different.
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I just found out about this dance phenomenon sweeping the nation called the "Stank Leg" or "Stanky Leg"
I think Miss Gaga might be doing the stanky leg
Why did I just watch Caca having seizures?
I quit smoking last night and this makes me wanna buy 200 cartons. WTF was that?
"She is wearing a fucking banana clip.
She must be destroyed." -- seaclint on Michelle Duggar
Troll fighting? What are you twelve! I have been a member of this site for awhile thank you very much!
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I mean, some of them were funny (Anoop doing Kris), I was just kinda shocked how open they were, and how biting some of the impressions were. I would have liked Allison's impression of Danny a lot more if he had scowled in response instead of smiling and laughing. I hate that douche, but it is probably impossible to embarass him given his massive ego.
ricki come on you know you loved Allison doing Gokey, that was awesome!
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"He's our you." LaFleur
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I agree that this year's contestants do seem close, but I was actually shocked at some of their imitations of each other. I thought it was a little much and rude, but they seemed to enjoy it, so whatever I guess. I wish Adam had imitated Megan. Oh dear GOD how I wish he had, lol.
Bondagebarbie: no infighting, just troll fighting, but I'm glad you are the lifeguard on "MK's site"
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Loved Gaga's, and dancers performance!!
Oh, and take your please take your infighting to the Open Post you are ruining MK's site.
Thanksxoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I am so glad Joyless is gone!She got so annoying more and more every week and her look even got boring.That cawing was the stupidest thing and I actually cringed at the lameness of that.I am so glad Simon told her that she was not worth their veto.
If she is tall enough that girl should model..she is gorgeous..I will give her that.
Scott needs to go next or that Anoop dude.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
*tosses around Paula Abdul's stolen Percocets to everyone*
@dq: ITA w/everything you said. We commented on how close knit they seemed.
And Anoopy's impression of Kris was brilliant.
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"There's a kid on a Pogo stick in front if my house. It's nearly midnight so let's assume he's been drinking. This should end well for him."
- excerpt from Christopher Walken's Twitter
Crazy: again, superior much?
ha ha you win, you are so much smarter than I am.
Good thing I'm gorgeous.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
drama: I loved that part, when Allison did Gokey I was LOlling.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 2:12pm.
Crazy: I didnt get your point, sorry.
Well you just proved mine!
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 2:34pm.
HOLY SHIT! WTF happened in here?
HAHA! I know, ever since I left a big ol' shitstorm came through.
CACA
HOLY SHIT! WTF happened in here?
Snowy, Ricki, Stoney, Bradi, we can rejoice! Did anyone feel a bit sorry for Matt when Ryan told him to take a seat & he immediately headed for the bottom 3 chairs? When he said, "You April Fooled me!" I had to laugh.
I thought the group dynamics were very interesting last night -- who mimics who, who jokes around together. They do seem to be a close knit group, which is nice. Having lived in asshole-filled cast houses & cool-people-filled cast houses, it makes it so much easier if you get along. It's really tough -- can you imagine going home & seeing all the same people you're around at work all day?
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Shit Simon is funny! You don't care? Well we don't either. I think she learned her lesson. LOL!
Ding Dong, I am glad that bitch is GONE!
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
hahahah Ricki, I don't believe you, he's so pleasantly plump everywhere else. Let me go look at his ass again...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Nonsense! It is impossible to focus on Adam's ass too much!
(Actually, it probably is possible. He has a pretty flat, white-boy concave non-ass. Sigh. His only flaw...)
Crazy: I didnt get your point, sorry.
Ricki: MK just spends far too much time thinking about Adam's bunghole ...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
CRAZY, I said specifically that I am intelligent, and it has nothing to do with my blog posts, so I'm not sure why you're still ranting about how someone can sound smart but not be smart, 'cause for the record, I agree with that completely.
Mike, thanks. I'm glad someone else likes Adam too! I want to know why MK thinks he has a surge bar up his though. Just because he's so flaming and sparkly or something? lol
Didn't know about the Vote for The Worst bird stuff. I kinda have to love Megan now. Damn.
Scott needs to go!!!! I have never heard a song sung by him that doesn't grate on my nerves! How could anyone ever buy a song by him? He's on the show out of pity which is sad for the other contestants who can actually sing!
@ snowpiece and stoney
I was going on the comments
"Well CRAZY, I am intelligent, whether you think I sound like it here or not. I guess I don't base my self-worth on my shitty blog comments, sorry. Must be because I get enough attention in real life I guess."
"I'm not picking sides or anything, but if you're gonna start an intelligence argument with ricki lake, you'll be here for a long fucking time."
Dumbasses!
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Hi Ricky,
I answered u yesterday on the other post..
adam is my favorite too.. even if he has an electrical surge strip in his ass!lol mk
thank god bird lady is gone.
I see Scott behind the wheel on the next Ford commercial.
Then driving off into the sunset with his sister as he will leave next hopefully..
crazy, you would have better luck ripping road kill out of a rabid dog’s mouth than trying to speak sense to some of these idol freaks.
idiots, maybe when rikki lake shows anyone some respect it can ask for respect.
woah, this thread turned ugly and lame. Thanks Crazy. You can contribute, and voice your dislike of the show without being a douche. I am a vote for the worst fan, but am respectful to fellow dlisters that like AI. I like it to, but for different reasons.
Snowpiece, they always do chops of her with birds, like from Hitchcock, etc. They even made a ton of avatars with some bird references and caw caws and shit.She clearly embraced it by her actions, which is better than wimpering like a fool when you get voted off.
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
Lol, actually, I am just in a shitty dead-end job right now. At least I get paid about $40k a year to do absolutely nothing besides sit at a damn computer. It's not as if you find me here posting non-stop at night. But oh well, I really didn't mean to make this entire thing about me, so I'm down now too. Boo hoo, CRAZY doesn't like me. I guess we can't bitch together about how Jessica Alba doesn't smile enough . *Rolls eyes*
look at Crazy, proving our original point about people posting about how fucking SUPERIOR they are. ha ha. not so intelligent.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Ah yes, the I Have A Life Beyond Blogging Because I Only Do It For Three Hours A Day Instead Of Five superiority complex. Love it!