Put A Diaper On It

For those of you that are taking Alli, I suggest that the next time your asshole starts leaking greasy diarrhea, you bottle that shit STAT! Valentino will buy it from you by the gallon, because it looks like he loves to slather his face in poopy oil. That's his look. You might see a colonic gone wrong, but Valentino sees booty and poofection.

Here's Valentino looking like something Brit Brit might fart out at the premiere of his documentary in Los Angeles last night with Fishsticks and Anne Hathaway.

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Submitted by z-listed on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 3:12am.

Did someone cast him in bronze? or is that GOOP?

Submitted by FrappBloat on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 11:56am.

omg lol lol! he put the fake tan on his head and forgot to wash off the excess hahahahahaha that is too funny. he forgot his hands and neckline roflmao.

Submitted by chowgirl69 on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 11:42am.

Take a good look at this Lindsey Lohan...that's you in 5 years.

Submitted by Dallas on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 9:36am.

Valentino has a partner and that said partner needs to tell him, "your face is orange"! That being said, I love Valentino. There is not another designer on the face of the earth that compares to him. Fabulous!

Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 7:51am.

Miss Valentino is crying all the way to the bank- with her money she can have any sausage her heart desires.....ANY one!!!!

Submitted by gia on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 7:15am.

Everyone is saying how can his people let him step out like that & why doesnt someone tell him, it is possible that since he is Valentino someone has mentioned it before & they were fired or maybe someone was too tactful & he just said I like me this way, get over it. The man is one of the most successful, well known designers on the planet, he may know a tad bit about how things look, I think he may have an eye for it, so my guess is that he likes it & doesnt give a shit.

Submitted by CheekyChops on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 6:12am.

What the faaaaack in spray on tan did that man do to his face?

Submitted by Romy on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 3:12am.

Looks like a silly April Fools' prank by his make-up artist. Those twats Anne Hathaway and Fishsticks probably thought that his face looked so 'avant garde' and 'edgy'.

Submitted by kiwikim on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 1:37am.

If this is an example of the man's taste, you definitely need not to be buying his overpriced clothing. If this is the way he make himself look, what the fucking hell do you think he'll do to you? Tranny thundercats will look better.

Submitted by zantx915 on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 1:05am.

Because 99.9% of them are just as delusional as he is.

Submitted by NakedWasted on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 11:27pm.

Oh my god! why didn't somebody pull him aside and take a baby wipe to his face?

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Submitted by peopleperson on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 12:59am.

Submitted by cringe on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 9:51pm.
looks particularly amuzing with anne hathaway however who the fuck cares he's an old wealthy fuck who can do what he bloody well likes!

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Submitted by peopleperson on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 12:51am.

Ouch, against Anne Hathaway? Faux pas.

Submitted by peopleperson on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 12:49am.

IS it me or does he just look like he didn't wash of his spray tan? Shame on his people. But who cares, he looks happy.

Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 12:06am.

Did he just decide to pull a spanish style clay colored tile off his roof, race over to the nearest tanning salon and beg...."please, I wanna tan the exact color of my roof!! Here! This shade, bitches! THIS color!!."

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Submitted by Oceannia420 on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 11:58pm.

What a fucking idiot!!! Didn't this douche bag look into a mirror when he applied his self tanning crap?
Then he goes out into public to top it off!! Men should really stay away from using make`up unless they have a professional put it on!! NUFF said!!!

Submitted by NakedWasted on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 11:57pm.

Oh my god! why didn't somebody pull him aside and take a baby wipe to his face?

Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 11:51pm.

He looks like a fucking gingerbread man.

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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 11:49pm.

*sniff* sniff* Me smell bacon!

Sticking his head in a fucking toaster oven for a couple of hours would have given him a better result!

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Submitted by NaNoop on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 11:49pm.

Submitted by yo momma on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 11:08pm.

someone must really hate him to let him go out of the house like that

That's what I'm thinking, too. Dumbass ain't got a single true friend in the world. Someone to tell his stupidness when it's gone too far.
It really must be lonely at the "top"

Submitted by yo momma on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 11:38pm.

someone must really hate him to let him go out of the house like that

Submitted by johnnysgirl on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 11:33pm.

Here's my theory: it happens gradually - you get used to the way you look, and your increase of tanner (or makeup) is imperceptible to you because it happens over time.

Examples: Pam Anderson's Halloween eye makeup, and Amy Wino's. Amy started out with just accentuated upper liner - now that shit is freakshow. But they think they look good.

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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 11:16pm.

I think a pigeon that's been in the sun too long shat on him.

Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 10:53pm.

He looks like crawled out of an oil drum.

I bet his boat is called "Exxon Valdez".

Submitted by Whatever on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 10:33pm.

He walks around with shit smeared all over his face and makes millions of dollars off suckers who buy his clothes.

Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 10:26pm.

Submitted by justaguest on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 9:05pm.

I love how nobody has the balls to say a word to him about how fucked up he looks, just smile and face the camera. I suppose if he had a booger hanging out of his nose they would ignore that too and just let it hang there.
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Don't look now, but I think he DOES have a booger. At least in the main pic. Ugh.

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Submitted by crackadee on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 10:21pm.

This is the man people spend thousands of dollars to look like. I think Idiocracy was wrong, it's the rich fucks with kids that will ruin the planet. While making it smell like poop.

Submitted by cringe on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 10:21pm.

looks particularly amuzing with anne hathaway however who the fuck cares he's an old wealthy fuck who can do what he bloody well likes!

Submitted by fatass on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 10:00pm.

He has a case of Cheeto fingers - of the face.

Well, f*ck you too!

Submitted by justaguest on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 9:35pm.

Submitted by FritoDorito on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 9:07pm.

I find it hilarious that Fishy would name her little newsletter something that so closely rhymes with "poop". Nice!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 7:56pm.
I love how in the second to last thumbnail, Gwynnie is trying mightily to avoid actual skin to skin contact with that creature. You know she's tryna think up some sort of GOOP recipe to detox from that mess...."a wheatgrass, spinach, rice milk, soy smoothie???" Meh....
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You know what? I think Goop might have had something to do with his orangeness. Valentino could have tried one of her little concoctions that made his face like this and he simply does not know that he's orange. If so, this is proof that Fishy is full of shit and she needs to jump off of her pedestal and remove the beam from her ass. Isn't there a bible verse about removing beams? "Remove the beam from thine own ass..." something something.
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Submitted by taciturn on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 8:50pm.

How can this guy possibly go out in public like this and not know how ridiculous he looks?? I dont understand why people are so obsessed with being tan anyways. I don't find being tan (real or fake) attractive at all. Anne Hathaway's skin is perfect. Can you imagine what she would look like with that orange crap smeared on her face?

Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 8:49pm.

In the second to last pic Fishsticks is like,"just pretend kiss the hair you orange ,greasy bastid".

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Submitted by girl_cheese on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 8:34pm.

Oh, crap - I'm sure someone's already said this, but - that pic with orange pepaw standing next to Anne Hathaway ... space aliens have probably intercepted that one and are saying, "What happened here ??" This is one human that's not in the catalog. Their little gray selves are wondering if they should fly out & pick him up.

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 8:26pm.

I love how in the second to last thumbnail, Gwynnie is trying mightily to avoid actual skin to skin contact with that creature. You know she's tryna think up some sort of GOOP recipe to detox from that mess...."a wheatgrass, spinach, rice milk, soy smoothie???" Meh....

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Submitted by Dignity 4 Sale on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 8:25pm.

Submitted by original putas on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 6:50pm.
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His skin isn't brown you blind nimrod!
Brown skin is beautiful.
This man's skin however is pale (see neck) and he smeared some sort of fucking orange paint on his face.
That's why he looks revolting!
Or am I discriminating oompah loompah's for saying that?
Geez you're a dumbass!

Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 8:17pm.

Damn,that is some bad skin..he looks rougher than a cheap leather jacket.

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Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 8:09pm.

I have a desire to wash and exfoliate his face. Oh, and of course a good moisturizer.

How does a man who has designed some of the most beautiful couture ever go out looking like this?

The man needs glasses or a seeing eye dog trained to whimper in fear when Valentino looks like this.

Submitted by mike on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 8:07pm.

Well, at least someone's buying Lindsay Lohan's sunless tanner.

Submitted by Sassy on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 7:49pm.

oh my, I am at a loss on this one. why do these fashion folks look disgusting? how can you look in the mirror and tell yourself you look good with smeared orange skin???

Submitted by tojo on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 7:26pm.

Submitted by original putas on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 6:50pm.
He looks horrible. Nevertheless, brown skinned people aren't "shit colored" Once again, I'm not surprised by these comments and the ease with which white people abandon all sense and decency.
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WTF?? He is shit colored, and I've never seen 'natural' skin this color...nobody's dissing brown skinned people...

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Submitted by original putas on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 7:20pm.

He looks horrible. Nevertheless, brown skinned people aren't "shit colored" Once again, I'm not surprised by these comments and the ease with which white people abandon all sense and decency.

Submitted by TITS on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 7:19pm.

Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 6:40pm.

Who the hell let him out in the spotlight looking like that?
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Karl Lagerfeld.

heh heh

bad kitty. BAD

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Submitted by gia on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 7:15pm.

Hey Oompah loompah sweet potato freak...He looks a bit corpse-like too. I can picture him in his coffin & he doesnt look much different, except his eyes are open here...Is this what having insane amounts of money does to some people?

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Submitted by TheVinylVillager on Thu, 04/02/2009 -
Who the hell let him out in the spotlight looking like that?
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Karl Lagerfeld.

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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 7:08pm.

Wacko Jacko in reverse.

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Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 7:06pm.

He looks caramelized and not in a delicious way.
Maybe he saw that episode of the Golden Girls where they talk in jest about putting a layer of caramel on the skin first for the face powder to stick better and he took that beauty tip literally. LOL.

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Submitted by sybil on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 7:05pm.

Thank God Dr.Sybil is in da house!!!
TANOREXIA; the term used to describe a conditon where a person participates in excessive outdoor tanning because they perceive themselves to be unacceptably pale. Extreme cases progress to BDD (Body Dysmorphic Disorder) a mental disorder in which one needs to tan at all costs. Treatment (per Dr.Sybil) includes sucking an enormous cock and swallowing it's contents!

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Submitted by TiredofthisCrap on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 7:04pm.

His lover tells him in the movie he has out, that he puts too much tanning shit on. Those bitches he's all hugged up with in the photos ain't his friends. I would have wiped that shit off with a napkin, he looks a hot mess. You can see that shit in his hair.

Friends don't let friends use too much bronzer!!!