Thursday, April 2nd 2009
Posh Laughs At This!
Why does Heidi Klum look like she's posing for quarters in some Equus boots on a street bench in front of a crowd of damn strangers?! I thought that the recession had claimed another victim, but she's actually just doing something model shit for German Vogue in Beverly Hills.
You know Posh is somewhere in the world strapped to an IV bag filled with the period blood of virgins and laughing at Heidi! Cackling! Heidi can't even get up in those things! If she Posh actually did any kind of exercise, she'd wear those "kill me now" platforms while running a marathon.
And I am jealous about that steel rainbow popping out of Heidi's ass.
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Good Morning! I can't sleep ughhhhhhh *whines*
What's with that thing coming out of her ass? She looks like hell sheesh.
I look like hell too but what do you expect? Sitting here in my pajamas with bed head and smudged eyeliner.
When will women stand up to the hateful shoe designers and say,"ENOUGH OF THIS FUCKERY!!"
Only men who hate woman would do something and only women with no sense of self worth would were them.
So she is either aging at a rapid pace and like utter shit or she has been bullshitting about her age. Her face looks horrid, eyes sunken in, lips that don't exist, ashy color to her skin I mean what the fuck is going on here? This is a model? And a ridiculously famous one at that? Seriously? How can 'models' fail to take care of themselves so badly? She did not look like this a year ago.
"If she Posh actually did any kind of exercise, she'd wear those "kill me now" platforms while running a marathon."
Gosh this made me crack up. I just envisioned Posh running a marathon on those heels. LOL
I Love You Michael!!!!
And as always i'm puzzled how she could ever become famous. For a model, neither her face nor her body is remarkable. For european standards her body is utterly average. Just not fat. Then again not well proportioned either. Her pelvic bone is too high and she has no waist.
I never realized that she has a flat butt. Ha Ha!
Im getting a Debra Harry vibe in the 3rd pic. Is that whats she's going for?
She's been busted for a long while now. There were plenty of people in the denial boat along with her.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
She looks so old! In the third photo I thought I was looking at Madge. But then I saw the fifth photo and said that ass is way too fat. WTF happened? The crows feet, the veiny feet, the fried hair. Damn. I guess when you're really pretty and get told you're really pretty all your life, you don't work to keep yourself going. Of course, this will be winning the photoshop award in a month. Klum will look gorgeous once the computer gets done with her.
Does she ever do anything besides tromp around posing? Is she useful? No. Useless bitch.
re: the bump on the public bench...
they put those on public benches so people won't sleep on them.
hey, i have an idea for a new reality show!
it's called, "Down and out in Beverly Hills"
for glamorous homeless people in BH.
that was a great movie that i forgot about...
If she worked in a building that suddenly caught on fire...this bitch wouldn't make it! She'd have to chop her own legs off and leave the shoes behind!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
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I am so bored of Heidi Klum.
those boots should be made in lucite, so Shauna Sand can get a pair for her Segway rides.
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Talking trash to the garbage around you
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HEIDI DID YOU FALL DOWN??? she's a dangerous woman.LOL
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 10:09pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 10:07pm.
Tom Cruise has been walking on his tippytoes his entire life, and he still has a walk that gets Travolta hard.
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Tom Cruise has to walk on his tippy toes to get his asshole high enough for anyone over 5'1" to hit that shit standing up....FACT.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I'm tired of seeing her....isn't there a plank she can go jump off?
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 10:07pm.
Tom Cruise has been walking on his tippytoes his entire life, and he still has a walk that gets Travolta hard.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by FritoDorito on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 9:14pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 9:10pm.
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Yeah, the angle is bad for your feet. When I was younger I used to walk on my toes alot (it's an Asperger's thing) and somebody told me that eventually I would have problems with my feet if I kept doing that all the time.
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Yep, I hear ya on both counts. My mama MADE me take ballet as a child, and when a ho go on point, that just takes all doubt out yo mind. You ass ain't sposeta do that to yo feets.
I do think ballet is beautiful and graceful, but I never felt that way as a result. It's a shame that I couldn't feel that way cuz other people saw it in me. I dunno, it was something my mom made me do. I quit that bitch once I got on point. That shit weren't for this whore...HURTS DA FEETS!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
She looks like she just broke wind.
So are those pants and boots all in one? Poots...
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 9:10pm.
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Yeah, the angle is bad for your feet. When I was younger I used to walk on my toes alot (it's an Asperger's thing) and somebody told me that eventually I would have problems with my feet if I kept doing that all the time.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Submitted by FritoDorito on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 9:03pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 9:01pm.
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Well that sucks because I was hoping that was true and that Posh chick would have the ugliest goddamn feet imaginable.
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Oh, I believe MK had a picture of her the other day wearing FLIP-FLOPS (I swear I wasn't imagining this) and bitch had some bunions. See I think mama's surgeon is full of shit. I think if you wear sky high heels all the time long enough, you fuck up your feets. You do it every now and again? Not so much. You do it daily? C'mon. You can't tell my tiger ass that's good for the feets! Ain't buyin' it....Feets wasn't meant to be in that position all day every day. T'ain't natural.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 9:01pm.
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Well that sucks because I was hoping that was true and that Posh chick would have the ugliest goddamn feet imaginable.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Submitted by FritoDorito on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 8:40pm.
Is there any truth to what my mother used to tell me, that excessive heel wearing gives you bunions?
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Well, according to my mother's feets surgeon (mama had surgery on her bunions and a hammer toe), no. Wearing heels does not cause it. It makes it somewhat worse to a degree. It certainly makes the condition more painful, but it does not CAUSE them, period. HOWEVER, I don't believe his ass, cuz he makes a good living operating on feets, you know. I say wear what you want, but if that shit hurts, it ain't worth it (unless it's gonna get you laid or get you some serious cash)...;-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Boobtube_chick on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 8:39pm.
She is so beautiful. What a pity she is so boring. She could be an actress too. She looks a bit like Catherine Deneuve.
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Yeah, I can't hate this bitch 'cept in a JELLY H8R kind of way. I just think she's soooooo PURTY! I mean, since I JELLY H8 HER, I would like for her to give me a reason to legitimately hate her, like killing and eating a small child, but until then, all I can muster up for the woman is JELLY H8....:-/
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Is there any truth to what my mother used to tell me, that excessive heel wearing gives you bunions?
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
She is so beautiful. What a pity she is so boring. She could be an actress too. She looks a bit like Catherine Deneuve.
she looks awfully rough in that 3rd pic, and could they have picked a nastier bench for her to pose on?
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Doesn't everybody sit on bench like that?
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
I never had much interest in Heidi, but I watched "I Get A Lot Of That" on ABC(?) last night. Heidi was actually pretty funny. She totally made fun of herself and her image. I didn't expect her to be funny.
Something tells me Heidi has been lying about her age all this time...
The dominatrix/fetish look is just not attractive.
Over. Rated.
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I usually find Heidi attractive, but here she looks a bit ghoul-ish in the face & its not from bad make up...she isnt aging nearly as well as I had thought she would.
Those are a broken ankle waiting to happen.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
I'm probably the only one that thinks this, but I don't find her pretty at all. She isn't ugly but she isn't pretty and she's light years from gorgeous. Maybe it's because she such a flaming bitch that I don't find her attractive.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
U r fuckin nuts!!
LMAO!!
thanks!
"The More You Know, The Less You Need"
Heidi didn't actually walk around in those things afterwards did she? I think maybe that's why she pee'd on the bench, she did it out of sheer agony. I'm sure Posh's head exploded out of jealousy over these podiatric instruments of torture...she's probably calling all the designers like crazy over this fuckery! And why wasn't SHE called to pose with these horrible shoes?!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
And its the arm of the bench not a butt horn ya bunch o' nuts lol
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"I'm bluffin with my muffin."
Whoever styled her for these pictures is having the last laugh. And what's with the wet spots on the bench? WTF?!?
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"I'm bluffin with my muffin."
Submitted by gnarlyone on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 5:41pm.
what's that horn sticking out of her butt?
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I don't know, but now I can't stop looking at it, so thanks for that!
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Wow, he's a superhuman moron...
I really hate this annoying cuntbag, sorry I just couldn't be any nicer about this.
what's that horn sticking out of her butt?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
Do people actually BUY this shit and then wear it?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Looks like she peed on that park bench.
"I wanna rock and roll all night. And party everyday"
Those lace shoes are fucking fabulous beyond fabulous....would love to have those.
The closeup of those lace S-M atrocities is nasty. Looks like every blood vessel in her feet is broken. Jesus couldn't pull off the wounded feet look, let alone Mrs. Seal.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"