The Bruno Trailer Is Here
Are you looking for the perfect fun film to show your church during holy movie night (do they have that?) What am I saying? None of you whores go to church! You still have the singe marks on your genitals from the last time you tried step in one! Anyway, this is the Bruno trailer! In order to watch it you have to answer like a bunch of really hard math problems, because I guess it's kind of NSFWish. I'm surprised they didn't ask for a stool sample and your great grandma's middle name. I had to call up my 5-year-old cousin to help me out with this shit. Why do they make things so hard?
But it was worth it. Especially the part about what he names his African baby. And Richard Fucking Bey is in this! Oh, I hope this shit proves to be really damn offensive.
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BOOOOO the trailer isnt working for me.
Richard Bey!?!? I used to love that Channel 9 show!
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That trailer made me laugh and feel awkward all at the same time (just like Borat did)...and the defense against dildos bit reminds me of the Python sketch about defending yourself against an attack with fruit.
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Submitted by mike on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 7:10pm.
lol@ "that was such a Samantha thing to say"
Me too. That was funny as was the baby in the box.I'm not sure about the rest- the army stuff was a bit Private Benjamin- but I might give it a whirl.
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The velcro suit was funny. If I was his wife, I'd be afraid for his safety sometimes. I don't like put down humor but there were some funny moments in the trailer. Don't know if I'll see the movie but it's good to know how to defend one's self against a man with two dildos, lol.
Submitted by TequilaTax on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 9:51pm.
arrrgh yeah it was terrible right?
are you from australia? think the movie was american but it was one of those things that you try to block out of your memory..
i had issues of everybody being gone and being left behind for ages after that crap!
can't remember the name of it..is it really on youtube?
ZZZZZZZZZZ This Bitch is so 1996. Why is this even funny to you? Be glad it's coming on the heals of gay marriage rulings, so you know why people still hate us. They're not laughing with you, they're laughing at you.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 7:49pm.
"how do you defend yourself against a man with 2 dildos?"
The response is of course.. "BO!"
--thanks awfully--
I think some are offended because it portrays gays in a negative light and shows how ridiculous they can be. But you gotta just pull the stick out and enjoy humor for what it is...black, gay, white, whatever... comedies have been poking fun at someone, you're gonna be the brunt of the joke sometimes, that's life.
BRUNO! LMAO SBC sucha funny funny guy. :)anotehr winner.
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I can't decide on this one; I saw Borat at the theater and died laughing but I'm not so interested in this one. However, I think movies like this are better to watch at the theater so you can get the audience reaction.
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Submitted by sjsmitty on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 6:16pm
They showed that same movie in the church that I went to as a child. All I remember is the head chopping and I think that is because it was the first thing they showed in the movie. I might be able to find it on Youtube.
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bruno looks really really funny...i worked on a movie shot like bruno and borat called midgets vs. mascots...it's premiering at the tribeca film festival and i think it's just as funny. you can watch videos at http://www.midgetsvsmascots.com
Won't get my money one way or another.He's funny enough...just cliched in his intellectual mockery of others.
Submitted by Falkor on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 8:07pm.
It's kind of like He's Not That Into You...both straight-talking black women and gay men as punchlines. Although I do love Frangela.
I just wet my panties, Holy Shit....I can't wait for this one.
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Another movie filled with angry black women as comedic relief.....not likein it!
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I like that boom boom POW.
Them chickens jockin my style.
Yeah, this doesn't seem like a church-going crowd to me, either, M.K. I would pay just to see Cohen get the bejesus whipped out of him. That thought brightened my day.
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"how do you defend yourself against a man with 2 dildos?"
I'm dying over her, I'm laughing so hard!
I have been WAITING to see this Preview. Thanks, Michael K, for posting this! You sassy, unicorn demi-god!
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lol@ "that was such a Samantha thing to say"
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loved borat the 1st time i watched it. It doesn't really hold up with repeated viewing though
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I agree completely.
(it might have been where I was and who I was with tho)
I'll probably wait for the DVD with this one.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 6:27pm.
Thanks to whoever posted a better link 'cause the video was not playing for me on DListed.
I saw Borat on cable and this looks funnier so I might actually go to the theater for this one and spend the $.
I NEVER GO TO THE THEATRE BUT THERE IS THIS DISNEY MOVIE COMING OUT CALLED EARTH WITH A BUNCH OF ANIMALS AND SHIT AND I THINK THAT MUST BE SEEN ON THE BIG SCREEN.
Thanks for the link VaNcItY!
That was fucking hilarious!!! I can't wait.
I'm just back from a test screening. It's hilarious. Loved Bruno's attempt at bringing peace to the Middle East.
Here's the youtube link for those of you having trouble. I never get video's on Dlisted, so I also have to go to youtube to find it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YElW8-GYLBY
Thanks to whoever posted a better link 'cause the video was not playing for me on DListed.
I saw Borat on cable and this looks funnier so I might actually go to the theater for this one and spend the $.
Traditional African name OJ -- that is hilarious!!! LOL
And Richard Bey used to be really hot at some point. Aging sucks!
"Make someone happy. Learn to suck dick."
Looks funny as hell!
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I'll wait for the dvd...but I usually do anyway, lol...
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when i was a kid we used to have movie night at church, i only remember one and it scared the fucking shit out of us kids
second coming movie, made in the 70's where people got their heads chopped off at one point
scarred me and all the other younguns who were up front with our pillows and pj's
ugh
this looks like it will be muchos funny though!
"How do you defend yourself against a man with two dildos?" Haaaahahaaa... this looks like it'll be better than Borat.
Perezs Nemesis, I LUV your avie, LOL! I can't see this for some weird reason, I will try again tho...
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 5:31pm.
you make a good point. those lines make me wanna back off my non-genius comment, but then again i thought artie langes beer league was FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC!!
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I'm an atheist but I'd go to church if they had holy movie night. I love that shit.
Cohen is funny. I don't know about genius. His routine of being a character that people don't know is a character was done better by Andy Kaufman and is wearing thin by now.
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I'm going to need to wear a Depends when I go see this.
I think I'll be seeing this on dvd ... it's just a gay Borat and I've already seen that movie 3 times.
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How do you defend yourself against a man with two dildos? is going on my gravestone.
Oh - and it is on youtube. Link above didn't work for me.
In case anyone else has issues .. http://www.cinematical.com/2009/04/02/first-trailer-for-sacha-baron-cohe...
It worked pretty well and plays without breaking up if you let it load completely first.
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F*ck .. it won't load for me.
I hope this is better than Borat. Cohen's best character is Ali G.
"How do you defend yourself against 2 dildos"
LMAO!!!!!!
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I loved borat the 1st time i watched it. It doesn't really hold up with repeated viewing though. I don't think this Sasha Cohen is a 'genius'. He's just playing off of all the old stereotypes we know and love
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"You know, and we know, and you know that we know that it's nonsense"-Daniel Hannan
They are ID'ing ME!
For a friggin' trailer!?
I better get a free beer or something.
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Awesome. Can't wait. You know those aren't even gonna be the best parts.
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I went into watching Borat with NO CLUE that it was a joke and I was so offended and confused by it. Until I learned about the truth behind it then, I felt like a window licker.
But now that I "get" his characters and humor, I think this will be HIGHLARIOUS!
You've got to be kidding me...I waited for that...that shit was corny as hell...and I'm suppose to spend money for a ticket, taco's, popcorn, and a slushy for that bullshit...GTFOH!!
Try again!
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